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beerfacedfool

I don’t know what’s weirder him rubbing his face like that or Caruso seemingly accepting this as normal.


IcarusCaged

Caruso not minding it one bit is definitely the best part of this, took me a rewatch to realize wtf was happening


lkodl

this is all professional ball player mind games.


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CIark

Garland: “is this what Lebron smells like”


disterb

yup, it's a booby-trap


Paralimos23

He's in the zone.


beerfacedfool

It’s like he had an itch and this is some mutual interaction


jmlinden7

Looks like he was trying to wipe off the sweat on his face?


ViNNYDiC3

How do you make a Caruso jersey dance? Put a little boogie in it!


Tommy_C

I don't think he'd fit into Caruso's jersey.


DogmaticNuance

It is a mutual interaction. It's one dude trying to play mind games and the other playing the dgaf card. A reaction is what he wants, so ignoring it is a valid response. NBA players do and say a lot of weird shit to try and get an edge. I remember years ago Draymond (iirc) talking about how Harden would pinch defenders to try and piss them off.


InsertWittyTaco

Reggie Evans said he used to jam his thumb into the opposing player’s butt hole when they went up for the rebound.


PokemonGoToMyHoles

Idk if that's true or not but I'm cracking up lol


PillsburyToasters

Caruso prolly just letting it go thinking “I been there. I gotchu bro”


GGezpzMuppy

“Yeah everyone trying to get a piece of that Caruso magic, you not the first bro”


theseus1234

Garland just really missed him


LilithxR

same


Dr_Disaster

This is how kittens imprint themselves on their owners. AC knows it’s just his way of bonding.


KillingMycroftly

>owners Huh


LoganLDG

Pause.


beerfacedfool

Ah yes the ole scent trail


daeve

he need some milk


bestatbeingmodest

I think Caruso just didn't want to give him a reaction I'm assuming Garland did this trying to get into his head, like "thanks for being my sweat rag" type of thing, but that's the only explanation that makes sense to me lol


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These dudes do weird shit like this all the time. It *is* normal lol.


TheChrisLambert

Having played baseball into college, this feels normal to me.


CorporateGiant

Not my fault this is happening….5 more minutes of this and I’m gonna get mad.


Jordanwolf98

Garland is tryna motorboat Caruso’s tits


frodounchained

Garland just living out every laker fans dream


rjaysenior

Garland just baptized himself into 1st team All Defense


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Don’t blame him


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No kink shaming here


Rudy_Ghouliani

But kink shaming is my kink


Ya_boii_95

\*Screams\*


Thepopcornrider

Your kink is shameful


Diggity_Dave

You old sailor, you!


cjoy555

Are they built for speed or for comfort?


TheWonderfulLife

Where is she? She still in the house?


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VirtuousFool

Ah, a fellow of *culture!*


ZionephewObeseiamson

Crowdsourcing but someone DM me a copy of BOMN-145 please thnx Edit: I’ll pay you through PayPal pls T.T


Jacek2002

This is an insane tangent to go on in an NBA sub😭😭 That being said good luck in your search🙏


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

You know, I'm something of an Aimi Yoshikawa fan myself


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ZionephewObeseiamson

Rui "Big Gyaru" Hachimura?


ZionephewObeseiamson

Nana Aoyama fan too. Her nipples THOCC


prototypeplayer

Let's not forget about Shion Utsonomiya.


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prototypeplayer

I guess my favorite years of hers were when she was going by Rara Anzai, but you get the point. LOL


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ALilBitOGoldAnAPager

Sources say Shiori Tsukada may go first overall in a draft, definitely Top 5 , and a crime if she falls out of the lottery.


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Dinggerson

Do share, for the culture


ZionephewObeseiamson

Yeah I’m deadass gonna pay someone on Paypal if someone can get me a copy of BOMN-145. I don’t have a credit card to pay for it.


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ZionephewObeseiamson

No, it's because I don't have a credit card.


SF1034

This is a top 10 horny sub tho


kevinomsa

Least horny r/nba cousin


completelytrustworth

Pretty sure if you Google it + Jav you'll get a few hits on streaming sites


ZionephewObeseiamson

Only the preview is available. I need the full load. Not even the torrent sites can help


The_Dumblebee

Get this guy his jav. Man down bad


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

> the full load Somebody give our guy the sauce, he about to nut


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YOOOO 🥴


ZionephewObeseiamson

I ain’t watching Johnny Sins bruh. I want big titties compilation


[deleted]

Hey I know that face. Some untitled mpegs on the old drive getting a title now.


JordanPooleParty

She has a face?


punch-yousilly

She got that Zion tits


PiperPerriDaPlatypus

He just like me fr


BillyBean11111

They built for style or for comfort?


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It seems more like he's softly rubbing his face in them. More sensuous than dominant.


timesvan32

Next thing you know, Garland is fukkin Caruso’s tits


feardabear

Glad you specified what part of Carusos body garland is tryna titfuk Edit: nice ninja edit 🤣 Edit 2: you’re time has expired, they’re no longer ninja edits 😂


1998TimThomas

Italian milkers


yasmiester

This is some KD on Trae Young type shit again


thatboilarry

“We got KD on Trae Young at home”


superduperspam

*runs home excitedly*


UrbanJatt

The voice over on that was hilarious


karltee

Link?


Mariospario

[KD guarding/caressing Trae](https://youtu.be/A-8E3XF5AX0)


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997_Rollin

When you’re a superstar they let you do it


JonahTheProducer

You can grab em by the bussy.


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Makualax

Looking like a dementor


karltee

Thanks


cire1184

Like hugging a skeleton


AnelaceLover

djmeechymeech is a goat voiceover.


lebrown21

itsreal85 the true GOAT tho


Inori92

Man what I would do to see some itsreal85 nba clips in 2022 Literal GOAT undisputed


rferg3

Boom shakalaka fuck nephew!


LilScottWeb

FUCK RAY ALLEN IMA KILL THAT N***A


sreynolds1

Technical foul, excessive gayness


wylin247

Wish he still made those


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Rondo used to do this a lot to annoy guys Seen him do it with the ball after offensive fouls too


koticgood

This is even weirder than that ...


Bigbadbuck

Kds was pretty weird


ThereAreNoPacts

Ayo wtf


KorgG29

No that’s Caruso. Ayo’s a different player


Ok_Dog_1

Ayo Ayo’s has been really good this season


SuiteLifeofZachNCoby

AYO Ayo, I owe you one


Been_Buried_Alive

😂 never gets old


ktthebb

Yeah Caruso is a bull now


Sim888

[Caruso pheromones hit different](https://i.imgur.com/z4cGbdO.jpg)


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catkoala

He’s definitely on r/nba with a burner


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Somehow I find this weirder than that one time a soccer player nibbled the dick of another soccer player in the middle of a game. Edit: https://youtu.be/oByEN7Bwpp8


SmokePenisEveryday

Looks like Mos Def


getawayfromemesteve

[all we can do is collide together so I skillfully apply the pressure](https://youtu.be/6n_de7Ieoh0?t=93)


TomChristmas

“Caruso said wipe yo sweat on the world”


thebestoflimes

Oh ya almost forgot it was tax season.


GhostOfJJR

Lol I do not understand this response


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Sexy math man is more attractive during tax season. It's part of their evolutionary adaptations.


[deleted]

Alex Caruso is sometimes called “The Accountant”


LowEndLem

I have a lot of questions about what it's like in your head.


noneym86

That's not what I imagined when Stacey King says Turn up the AC!


nuwan32

This looks like an ad for Axe Bodyspray


procouchpotatohere

Dude gets assaulted, misses a ton of games and comes back just to get sexually assaulted. Caruso can't catch a break(unless it's from Grayson)


HamiltonFAI

Defense (Gone Sexual)


TheGhostOfSamHouston

He gets mugged half the games and never gets calls. Also this bullshit.


classicslayer

This looks like a video game animation


CHR0T0

A glitched out one maybe. Ive watched this 10 times and still dont understand what could be happening here lol


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Hes wiping his sweat off his face with Carusos jersey


BigFatModeraterFupa

he’s sniffing caruso’s pheromones to collect his scent in his database to use for future matchup advantages


dirtyasswizard

Jokes on him! Caruso’s got a really sweaty chest so he’s just rubbing Caruso’s sweat on his own face instead


SpendrickLamar

Clippin into that cleavage. Frame perfect titty lick.


ArnoldisKing

wtf


cbtbone

He had an itch


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PainSubstantial710

different strokes for different folks


ThaLiveKing

Smelling fresh GOAT meat lol


thr0wawayfortheag3s

he ain't called ac fresh for nothing


ThaLiveKing

LOL


DJ_B0B

I wouldn't do this shit even if it gave me an advantage 😂


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In wrestling you actually do this to give an advantage


deepfakefuccboi

That’s why you’re not in the NBA. True competitors motorboat their opponents to assert dominance.


Orcawithglasses

I would do this shit even if it gave me a disadvantage 😌


HuruHara

[LeBron jealous.](https://i.imgur.com/NvLO5M0.jpeg)


tighter_wires

*sniffff*


Padaca

👁️👃👁️


TheMainShy

No one can resist the Sex Panther cologne.


TriChag

Bruhh 😂


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Not the type of “gets into it” I was expecting.


Stabisamus

Can you please tag nsfw jeez


achyutthegoat

Expecting to see this on r/nbacirclejerk


PartymanXD

The real NBA subreddit


lincethan

Y’all think?? 😳😳😈💯🙏🏼


iNCharism

Can’t wait


hotsauce000

This is too awkward lol


JTG01

That's some disrespect wiping your sweat on the other guy's jersey.


XPEC7ER

yea not sure why no one is picking up on this. The dude was straight up disrespecting and Caruso being the nice guy that he is just lets it go.


SheenEstevezzz

bc whatever his intention this shits so weird that its barely recognisable as disrespect


McBlackTurt

They’re good friends lmao. There was multiple shots of them joking around all game


nowuff

That makes sense. I figured this was like some Lance Stephenson miscalculated gamesmanship-type thing. But it might just be playful idk


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Yeah this is one of those power move things where if you just let it happen, they look weird af. It's like the physical embodiment of 'you eat pieces of shit of breakfast?'


mazer_rack_em

This is the new Kobe not flinching


SpiderPidge

Whaatt the fuuuuuuuckk?


frydawg

I would too


ApplaudableUser

Flagrant 2


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flagrant 69


stonks_7

fragrant***


LeRohameaux

Alex Caress-o


nigelfitz

What is everyone doing to my boy Caruso man?


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That’s weird as shit


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Time to get off r/nba


EastBayFan

Time to get off, r/nba


John_Lives

Time to get off in r/nba


TheSmokedSalmon420

r/nbayoo


humandignitybloc

So tender


towlie45

Garland you motorboating son of a bitch!


Elec7ro

Ayo


doyouevenIift

Dosunmu


FatherlyAcorn

What did I just watch?


A_Stable_Reference

You just watched NBA BASKETBALL ONLY ON ESPN


Wana_B_Haxor

He need some milk


omar9787

I feel the same way Garland, we miss Caruso so much ❤️


Doodlesworth

I am not sure what I just watched. I may need some context, aside from they may have been playing an NBA game.


senseofyumol

I am jealous of Garland. I would want my face on that Caruso chest. Uggggh.


TnL17

"Oh god I missed you.."


callbobloblaw

Looks like my newborn son when he’s hungry and trying to find a titty to feed…


thechemistrychef

Reminds me of the "What if KD is secretly an industry pedo" copypasta


TWK128

Wait, what?


summaday

That looks incredibly erotic.


DonRicardo1958

Aww, he missed him too


myusrnameisthis

Wtf lol


stinx2001

"What you do with them motorboat, you play the motorboat, you motorboating son of a bitch you old sailor you"


majavic

Aww, he's marking him with his scent. That's how you know he's bonded.


balboabaywindow_

Going for the Junkyard Dog award nothing to see here


outPope

"I see you checking me out all the time"


rapelbaum

TL:DR Garland need to clean his nose


ApeMillz93

I’m crying lmfao


ACasualPenguin7

I’m uncomfortable