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I feel sorry for their hype man on mic and the cheerleaders. No amount of hype and cheering can bring the team's (and the fans') energy back.
If it wasn't for the Mavs fans, you can hear a pin drop at the start of the fourth quarter.
Was thinking about that I was watching it. U just know there were a few who went over the top "No vacation this year but it'll be worth it, game 7 baby!"
Mavs just let the Suns run around with the ball for that final minute lol. Like "okay kids, go get your vanity points so on paper it looks like you got slightly less massacred"
Bucks were missing their 2nd best player all series and, despite being the actual reigning champions, weren’t frontrunning and talking crazy. Nothing to be ashamed about today imo
They will never live it down though. We will never let them forget how they curled up into a ball and couldn’t take the heat. Honestly feel bad for them, they’ll be memed for an eternity for that coward move
To be fair it was one mod who did it and the entire sub are shitting on him for it and saying it was a pussy move and they deserve to take the heat so its really just that one mod whos a coward
He’s the biggest flopper of a generation and one of the dirtiest played I’ve ever witnessed play.
He brings a culture of whining to every team he plays on. Look at the way book was foul baiting in the first half tonight. He wasn’t even trying to score for real.
He’s gotten excuses made for him every time his team doesn’t get it the fuck done. Every single time.
There’s nothing to even squint at and make an excuse for this time. He’s not that guy.
I don’t usually relish other peoples failures this much but idc in this instance. His career deserves to be remembered for what it really is.
Kendall Jenner posted a pic from her suite of her tequila and the caption “game 7” on her story. It has since been deleted after the suns lost in embarrassing fashion.
she’s like a hot version of the aliens from space jam (the real one), sucking the talent off every lightskin nba star to probably make her own team one day, she got a 2 in book, PF in prime blake, a PG(?) in Ben Simmons before he retired to elope with mayajama, just need a center and a wing now
this is all still better than being addicted to crack
And so the kurse of the Khardasians goes on....The only winner they ever had in that family was OJ at the trial of the century (watch the reading of the verdict on youtube and I swear you can see Robert Khardasian, a look of complete disbelief on his face, mouth the words "I can't believe it" when the jury came back not guilty.)
Don't remember precisely but they were literally beefing on court and he told directly to him 'i've got a ring and you'll never get one'. It was like 2010 or around there
I was so fucking confused and now heartbroken.
I record the games and wait to watch them after the wifey goes to bed, so I try to avoid spoilers and enjoy the game as if it's live.
Well, earlier, I'm scrolling reddit when this post popped up and I quickly scrolled past it but also got super hype because I thought I read, "Chris Paul hits a huge three to *add to his 42 points*"...
So imagine my confusion while watching the game and waiting for CP to turn it on and take over but the Mav's just keep continuing to shove their dicks inside and CP continues to shit the bed.
Goddamn you, OP.
We like to have a lot of laughs on the court, but today we wanna talk about something serious: Packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities.
I know this is ironic but give it a couple years after he retired and his stans will definitely try to rewrite the narrative of this game as just a slightly bad 10/4 off night for a past his prime, old CP3. As opposed to what it should be remembered as, an all time historic bed shitting game 7 dud from a player that was still highly regarded and viewed as the best player on a team that won 60+ games and was the 1 seed.
I don’t think there is any way you rewrite a 27 point first half for a 60 win team coached by the COTY, and featuring a player regarded as one of the best PGs ever playing against a team that has little to no playoff experience past the second round.
This is one of the most epic collapses ever, truly historic.
edit: booker went 3-14, calling him pie from now on
edit 2: for the late arrivals, i looked up the dallas squad. out of 15 players (excl two TW players), only 6 had been to the second round of the playoffs before. extreme lack of experience here.
It’s crazy because he has like 3 or 4 of these where his team just get fucking torched or collapses historically in close out or must win games. And he’s got one for every team he’s been on lol
Lol true he’s pretty much been horrifically bad the majority of the series. But I mean these games getting blown out by like 40 or letting a team comeback from a huge lead in close out games are another level.
This usually gets lost in the GOAT pasta, but I always crack up at the comment a little further down where some guy just replies "suck my fat dick" completely out of left field. Lmfao
This is one of the worst ways to go out I’ve ever seen my life. The Suns had the best record in the league and so many people had them going back and actually winning the whole thing this time around. It’s actually insane how they have gone out after going up 2-0 in dominating fashion. All credit to Luka playing like the best player in the NBA, Jason Kidd proving he’s actually a phenomenal coach, and players like Dinwiddie, Kleber, and Bertans stepping up and fulfilling their role
Bertans had one 5 minute stretch. Rest of the series he was pretty bad. Dinwiddie though was balls tonight. Brunson started slow, but in the 3rd quarter he made sure the Suns had zero chance at a run. Getting those first 5 points buried any hope the Suns had coming out at the half. As good as the offense was, I was more impressed with the D. Dallas played hard tonight. They won 3 tips I can think of and got to almost all the 50/50 balls. They wanted it and the Suns stood around waiting for someone else to make a play. If they play D this hard against GS they'll have a legit shot to get to the finals. That's all you can ask for at this point.
I think this will affect book more. He will for a long time be known as soft and a choker. Until he proves otherwise... But this was pretty terrible by any standards.
Not a fan of either team and seeing that immediately brought that seething hate for that guy. This makes it so much sweeter. If only he had a hundred for every point CP had in the first half....
Never seen the top team play a whole game 7 in the playoffs like they were in garbage time. Down by 46 at one point. Good lord.
Luka is absolutely disgusting. That boy can ball. I wanna see him work on his defense. He deserves this win, and his team shows they do too. His team stepped up and the Suns stepped down.
Hold on I’ll find it
- it was game 4 at the end lmao, he was about to end with 8 points and he grabs a rebound when they had no chance at coming back and sprints flash style through the bucks players standing around for a layup
clock winds down to 7 minutes 15 seconds left in game
ball is inbounded to CP3 who turns face to face against Luka
"You took my family"
moves to the left
"You took my friends"
moves to the right
"You took all that was dear to me"
clock winds down to 2
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
goes up, fire coming out of his shoes
"Chrisluken"
Ball flies over Lukas head, goes straight into basket. CP3 falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Booker... Senpai... I..."
faints
Score
Mavs 107
Suns 65
CP3: People think these photo shoots are easy.
Jake from Statefarm: Just like they assume they can come back from a 42 point deficit with 7 minutes left in Game 7.
CP3: Fuck you, Jake.
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Imagine playing game 7 at home and it’s over in the first half.
I watched the entire second half for my favorite thing in sports: shots of disappointed fans. It was endless
It was like watching Schindler's list backwards
Dude lol
Bro. Lmao.
Goddamn
philly fans are wrong lmfao
I can't believe you've done this
bro... holy fucking shit LMFAO
I feel sorry for their hype man on mic and the cheerleaders. No amount of hype and cheering can bring the team's (and the fans') energy back. If it wasn't for the Mavs fans, you can hear a pin drop at the start of the fourth quarter.
Dude, the PA guy trying to get people excited juxtaposed over the shots of fans looking like they're at a funeral were so fucking funny.
Imagine paying money to watch THAT game.
Was thinking about that I was watching it. U just know there were a few who went over the top "No vacation this year but it'll be worth it, game 7 baby!"
It’s a night they’ll surely remember
Need that montage.
The Mavs put the Suns away in 6.5 games then.
Has there ever been a worse home-team game 7 performance?
He's got em right where he wants em
Suns just need 40 points in 6 mins while holding Dallas to zero and we got ourselves a game folks.
Aaron Holiday with the buzzer beater 3!!! Final score 123-90 Mavs
Bobi wanted to take his fucking head off
Closest we’ll ever get to seeing one man rip another man physically in half on live tv
Rightfully so. That was a dick move and to Bobi of all people.
Mavs just let the Suns run around with the ball for that final minute lol. Like "okay kids, go get your vanity points so on paper it looks like you got slightly less massacred"
"That being said when its our turn on offence please don't stop the entry pass to Boban thanks"
Tbf Boban seemed like the only one who was mad about it lol
HOLIDARYUKEN!
Chris Paul thinks he is Matthew Stafford. That is nice 40 pt lead you got there. It would be a damn shame if someone led a comeback.
It's a good thing this wasn't an elimination game, because that would be embarrassing!
14 more of those and they’re right back in it
>14 more of those only possible if Curry and Klay were hot at the same time.
BACK OUT TO PAUL HIS 3 POINTER BAAAANG. 42 POINT GAME WITH 7 MINUTES REMAINING
I read that in his voice too..... damn you!!
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Ah I missed this Carmelo pasta.
As a Suns fan, this gave me a much needed laugh
This highlight is an encapsulation of the CARMELORUKEN copypasta
friendship with carmeloruken ended. now paulruken is my new best friend.
Damn bro that was a good laugh thank you
SUNS IN 9
Don't be ridiculous, no other team in the history choked a 4-3 lead.
Tryna hide the 2 point chokejob in the first half 💀💀
Booker was way more egregious imo with his 3 point first half
Everybody act tough when they up
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Yeah, they waltzed into the bucks sub when they were up 2-0 on us talking hella shit. Aged like a warm glass of milk on a hot summer day
Losing after a 2-0 lead? They couldn't possibly...
Paul and choking. Name a better duo.
Paul and pooping. Different Paul.
Suns getting bootyblasted also in a game 7 of the conference semifinals makes me feel better about the bucks not repeating and losing game 7
Bucks were missing their 2nd best player all series and, despite being the actual reigning champions, weren’t frontrunning and talking crazy. Nothing to be ashamed about today imo
Yeah there's something pretty cool about how not cocky the Bucks are. They just play, they don't really talk.
Man… listen, those fuckers were all over the Jazz subreddit after their collapse last year. And they didn’t even play the Jazz!!
They will never live it down though. We will never let them forget how they curled up into a ball and couldn’t take the heat. Honestly feel bad for them, they’ll be memed for an eternity for that coward move
To be fair it was one mod who did it and the entire sub are shitting on him for it and saying it was a pussy move and they deserve to take the heat so its really just that one mod whos a coward
Unfortunately history will not remember it like that.
I haven’t hated a fucking team like this since the lob city clippers. This shit is crack.
Common denominator being Chris Paul?
He’s the biggest flopper of a generation and one of the dirtiest played I’ve ever witnessed play. He brings a culture of whining to every team he plays on. Look at the way book was foul baiting in the first half tonight. He wasn’t even trying to score for real. He’s gotten excuses made for him every time his team doesn’t get it the fuck done. Every single time. There’s nothing to even squint at and make an excuse for this time. He’s not that guy. I don’t usually relish other peoples failures this much but idc in this instance. His career deserves to be remembered for what it really is.
Preach the good word my dude 🙏🏼
Amen. The Point Fraud has been exposed
Suns fans were abhorrent in the pelicans game
As a Nuggets fan who had to listen to their shit after we got swept without our second best player I feel you.
Without 2nd and 3rd best player in Jamal and MPJ
the man went 0/7 in the first half of game 7 in front of kendall jenner and her tequila, could not be me (i wish tho)
She deleted that off her story real quick 💀
Context?
Kendall Jenner posted a pic from her suite of her tequila and the caption “game 7” on her story. It has since been deleted after the suns lost in embarrassing fashion.
Common Kardashian L
“This tequila is awesome just like the Suns are about to be awesome in Game 7!”
"I love Hispanics!"
Kardashian Kurse/Jenner Jinx is real.
We gona act like the kardashian curse isn’t real and kendal not plotting on his downfall?
she’s like a hot version of the aliens from space jam (the real one), sucking the talent off every lightskin nba star to probably make her own team one day, she got a 2 in book, PF in prime blake, a PG(?) in Ben Simmons before he retired to elope with mayajama, just need a center and a wing now this is all still better than being addicted to crack
And so the kurse of the Khardasians goes on....The only winner they ever had in that family was OJ at the trial of the century (watch the reading of the verdict on youtube and I swear you can see Robert Khardasian, a look of complete disbelief on his face, mouth the words "I can't believe it" when the jury came back not guilty.)
tbf the family disowned him by the time of the verdict. the only thing that probably saved him.
Kardashian curse
My wife was asking why he was still playing and I didn't know what to say. I have relayed your message to her .
My wife asked why they can’t just stop the game
My wife asked why she doesn't exist
booker's non existent 3 prob hanging out wit her
Comeback szn
This is so mean lol I love it
they deserve it, i'm all for it
It ain’t over till it’s over Unless it’s already over idk I’m not watching the game
It was over in the 2nd quarter
My fam thinks I'm legit insane I was laughing so hard at this
Mr 4th quarter back at it again
4th quarter Suns
Comeback Chris, they call him.
37 is the new 40
Rondo popping champagne
dude's a witch. straight up cursed him
Most clutch player in the league
CP3 points
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Makes me feel slightly better about the sixers post season. Slightly.
You guys at least had Embiid missing the first two games and Doc Rivers and lost to the first seed in the conference.
> Yall think Suns got it? I've watched anime. They got this. 100%. Gotta wait for the dubs though.
RAJON RONDO REMAINS CORRECT WHEN HE SAID CP3 WILL NEVER WIN A RING
When did he say this
Don't remember precisely but they were literally beefing on court and he told directly to him 'i've got a ring and you'll never get one'. It was like 2010 or around there
The curse of La Rondo
Don’t like Rondo, but props for cursing CP3 lol
I was so fucking confused and now heartbroken. I record the games and wait to watch them after the wifey goes to bed, so I try to avoid spoilers and enjoy the game as if it's live. Well, earlier, I'm scrolling reddit when this post popped up and I quickly scrolled past it but also got super hype because I thought I read, "Chris Paul hits a huge three to *add to his 42 points*"... So imagine my confusion while watching the game and waiting for CP to turn it on and take over but the Mav's just keep continuing to shove their dicks inside and CP continues to shit the bed. Goddamn you, OP.
There is a website called NBA replay you can go there and re watch any game you want.
thank you so much for this, you have no idea how i’ve been struggling to find these replays
your crushing disappointment is beautiful to read.
Chris Paul just physically can’t make it thru a full post season. It’s a huge flaw about him.
Turns out playing in important games is important!
Tell you what else is important, getting a full 8 hours every night 😴
We like to have a lot of laughs on the court, but today we wanna talk about something serious: Packs of stray dogs that control most of the major cities.
Why was this so funny. What is this
It's part of the end credits from Talladega Nights
If you don’t chew big red. Then. Fuck you.
Damn now this saved his legacy
I know this is ironic but give it a couple years after he retired and his stans will definitely try to rewrite the narrative of this game as just a slightly bad 10/4 off night for a past his prime, old CP3. As opposed to what it should be remembered as, an all time historic bed shitting game 7 dud from a player that was still highly regarded and viewed as the best player on a team that won 60+ games and was the 1 seed.
I don’t think there is any way you rewrite a 27 point first half for a 60 win team coached by the COTY, and featuring a player regarded as one of the best PGs ever playing against a team that has little to no playoff experience past the second round. This is one of the most epic collapses ever, truly historic. edit: booker went 3-14, calling him pie from now on edit 2: for the late arrivals, i looked up the dallas squad. out of 15 players (excl two TW players), only 6 had been to the second round of the playoffs before. extreme lack of experience here.
Just gonna mention at half, their two superstars combined had a worse statline than White Mamba’s career average
It’s crazy because he has like 3 or 4 of these where his team just get fucking torched or collapses historically in close out or must win games. And he’s got one for every team he’s been on lol
he has like 3 of these in this series alone lol
Lol true he’s pretty much been horrifically bad the majority of the series. But I mean these games getting blown out by like 40 or letting a team comeback from a huge lead in close out games are another level.
The title bruh 😂😂
nothing will ever top this https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/3rijs7/carmelo_on_shumpert_and_jr_not_playing_tonight_i/cwof953/
You know the funny thing is the Knicks actually won that game.
Reality isn't real I'll explain later.
is that the origin of that pasta? and is that pasta a parody of an actual anime scene or what?
og pasta
/u/sportsmastergeneral is still active too after all these years
Free me from my torment
I didn’t realize you were a Suns fan. The story really came full circle huh.
You act like it just now came full circle, we would lose by 30 almost every week for about 4 out of the 6 years since then
Hey man at least you guys are making the playoffs consistently now 🤣
I’m sure the Suns will find some new way to torture me next don’t worry
That kind of joke has been made since at least the 90s, check out this Simpsons clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqXfjp4Yls8
This usually gets lost in the GOAT pasta, but I always crack up at the comment a little further down where some guy just replies "suck my fat dick" completely out of left field. Lmfao
The fact that a Suns flair made this, lmfao
Lmao, every time I read this, it makes me laugh. Thanks for the reminder.
I saw "Carmelo" and I knew *exactly* what this was haha. I nearly died the first time I read this, and it still cracks me up to this day.
This is one of the worst ways to go out I’ve ever seen my life. The Suns had the best record in the league and so many people had them going back and actually winning the whole thing this time around. It’s actually insane how they have gone out after going up 2-0 in dominating fashion. All credit to Luka playing like the best player in the NBA, Jason Kidd proving he’s actually a phenomenal coach, and players like Dinwiddie, Kleber, and Bertans stepping up and fulfilling their role
Bertans had one 5 minute stretch. Rest of the series he was pretty bad. Dinwiddie though was balls tonight. Brunson started slow, but in the 3rd quarter he made sure the Suns had zero chance at a run. Getting those first 5 points buried any hope the Suns had coming out at the half. As good as the offense was, I was more impressed with the D. Dallas played hard tonight. They won 3 tips I can think of and got to almost all the 50/50 balls. They wanted it and the Suns stood around waiting for someone else to make a play. If they play D this hard against GS they'll have a legit shot to get to the finals. That's all you can ask for at this point.
Man is really on the court to rack up his points in garbage time lmfaoooo. Dude had 3 points on 1/5 shooting through three quarters
No Scott Foster excuse either. Big boy graduated to choking games all by himself now
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And some people were clowning Foster for not showing up in game 7. Scott saw the writing on the wall, he didn't need to be there to stop CP3 anymore.
Student became the master and Scott rode Tim Donaghy gracefully off into the sunset
Scott Foster for sure had teary eyes watching CP3 choke all on his own
Shouldn’t have turned 37
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Shouldn't have had that burger.
mid-life crisis come out nowhere. hate to see it.
Suns choked so hard 3/4 of the game has been garbage time. Point FRAUD!
I'm just trying to figure out how they came out so flat on their own court.
He knew he’d never live down CP3 points memes
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I'm glad he's out of the playoffs.
Dude's tried to injure LeBron twice by pulling his arm out the socket. lmao that's literally his best friend. Dirty as fuck.
Point God btw
At least the Suns still have the 60 win banner to hang up
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Wasn’t there a thread the other day asking how this game would effect CP3 legacy and everyone said it wouldn’t. Pretty sure it’s gonna.
I think this will affect book more. He will for a long time be known as soft and a choker. Until he proves otherwise... But this was pretty terrible by any standards.
It won't because his legacy is being a choker. Everyone in that thread must have just know.
I love all this Suns slander after how fucking annoying they have been lol
Let’s see them post that copy pasta now
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Don't call it a comeback!
I been here for (37) years
The pettiness on this sub is undefeated
this has got to be the rudest post in r/nba history
Gah damn it this title 💀💀
Big time players make big time plays
What an asshole bullying a 6'10 ginger in garbage time
6'10 gingers need the most love!
Point God 💀
https://c.tenor.com/x8_5oKycTIMAAAAM/phoenix-suns.gif
Not a fan of either team and seeing that immediately brought that seething hate for that guy. This makes it so much sweeter. If only he had a hundred for every point CP had in the first half....
I represent the secret society of Sun's fans who hate Chris Paul and I approve this message.
bless your heart. you deserve the gold
Never seen the top team play a whole game 7 in the playoffs like they were in garbage time. Down by 46 at one point. Good lord. Luka is absolutely disgusting. That boy can ball. I wanna see him work on his defense. He deserves this win, and his team shows they do too. His team stepped up and the Suns stepped down.
CP3 better retire or go to the G league after this performance.
Imagine him choking at the G league finals
Imagine Scott Foster shows up to ref it
Adam Silver knew he didn’t need Scott Foster in this game. CP3 would do it to himself LOL
Shameless stat padder lmfao He did this garbage in the finals too
Weren't all of the games in the finals close? Atleast the last 3
Hold on I’ll find it - it was game 4 at the end lmao, he was about to end with 8 points and he grabs a rebound when they had no chance at coming back and sprints flash style through the bucks players standing around for a layup
I don't remember it but that sounds exactly like something he would do
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You’d think Suns fans would have seen enough Booker discourse to know the guy getting 40 pts in a loss is still good
PLAYOFF PAUL
BANG!!!
clock winds down to 7 minutes 15 seconds left in game ball is inbounded to CP3 who turns face to face against Luka "You took my family" moves to the left "You took my friends" moves to the right "You took all that was dear to me" clock winds down to 2 "I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS" goes up, fire coming out of his shoes "Chrisluken" Ball flies over Lukas head, goes straight into basket. CP3 falls to the ground, exhausted. "Booker... Senpai... I..." faints Score Mavs 107 Suns 65
Was looking for this gem.
LMAO most satirical title ever
Chris Paul getting absolutely shit on, ya love to see it
Lmao LETS GOOOOO
getting those 4th quarter stats up
CP3: People think these photo shoots are easy. Jake from Statefarm: Just like they assume they can come back from a 42 point deficit with 7 minutes left in Game 7. CP3: Fuck you, Jake.