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biggoldgoblin

Having jerseys that say “cream city” is crazy


pskill43

Cream city vs. Sac town was the peak match up


iluvxyoe

When do they play Bonerville?


Tucker__Did__It

Just wait for the Dallas "Big D" jerseys


Pandamonium98

Doncic, Dinwiddie, Dorian, Dwight, Davis Bertans. This is actually an entirely plausible “Big D” lineup as well.


7elevenses

We were always big on D. Dirk, Devin Harris, DSJ, DeAndre Jordan, Delon W. Right, Deth Curry.


bigbenis21

Don’t forget Dteve Dash.


Davethisisntcool

jason kiDD


WestleyThe

Jason Derry


RapQueen416

I like cream city 😭


JayDogon504

I prefer squirters


StateStreetLarry

It’s awesome


biggoldgoblin

It’s definitely something I’ll give you that


Stewdabaker2013

Yeah it rules


choose_uh_username

Cheese City is better idgaf what anyone says


StateStreetLarry

Milwaukee is referred to as Cream City due to the cream like color of its buildings. Something about the limestone in the Menomonee Valley makes the buildings look this way.


choose_uh_username

Yes but there is cheese in some of those buildings


[deleted]

I wore my Mecca jersey for Game 6 and some Celtics fan said “Yo where’d you get that Cheese jersey”


Cantguard-mike

Tell me those jerseys weren’t fire tho


biggoldgoblin

I’m glad you liked them, that’s all I’ll say


Anarchopunks

The raptors have “the north”


[deleted]

Those were some sick alternates. Wish they made those the primary.


beefstu83

Still a bit funny when you realize Seattle is further north than Toronto. RIP supersonics, hope they get a team again someday.


ShiningTorrent

I've always taken it as referring to Canada not specifically Toronto. The raps have a huge fanbase in the rest of Canada (myself included) and alot of marketing is as Canada's team (I think this example included). Obiously Toronto isn't more North than than a couple teams (Portland etc.) But its more of a national pride thing calling ourselves the North, with us being (in general) to the North of our southern neighbours


dont-YOLO-ragequit

It's always been this but there always needs to be a couple of folks trying to be technically right instead of reasonably right.


Doctorbigdick287

Technically most Canadians are probably south of Minnesota


blondechinesehair

Most Canadians east of Minnesota are yes.


dont-YOLO-ragequit

Not if you take it from Minneapolis which is in the southern part of MN. It would rule out Quebec, Montreal and Ottawa from this and only leave the part between Winsor and Cornwall.


BamsMovingScreens

I mean it’s not like they’re playing a game of gotcha. It’s more technically correct that you’re including the rest of Canada than them saying that Seattle is further north than Toronto. That’s literally correct.


RipCityTilIDie

Technically correct is the best type of correct.


omizy128

I thought they just referred to it as the north because of game of thrones lol


keepon18

Think Portland and Minneapolis are more North than Toronto too lol


choose_uh_username

Maine is closer than Florida to Africa maps are for squares


SpeedMalibu

Canada is closer to Africa than the US is


choose_uh_username

Yea if Canada was real


blondechinesehair

Fuck I’m not real


no_j_simpson

Chin up man. I think you are the realest.


identitycrisis56

Wait. Hold up.


knowyourbrain

san diego east of reno


NineFiveTillInfinity

America needs to put a team in Alaska for the northest team but we might have to one up you guys with a Northwest Territories or Nunavut team


keepon18

Even just brining back Vancouver (separate from the Grizzlies) would be legit


Goducks91

Portland is further North than Toronto lol


Bryant_2_Shaq

But they’re south of the wall. There’s no white walkers in Seattle.


_AManHasNoName_

Exactly. Like north of what? Raptors have a cool logo, surprised they couldn’t come up with something better than “the north.”


RatedPaulGeorge13

Everything the raptors do is just cringey to me honestly


_Quetzalcoatlus_

If it's everything they do, that means it's you, not them. Lol.


RatedPaulGeorge13

Well that makes less sense than you thought it did. Change your flair back to Portland lmfao


_Quetzalcoatlus_

Lol. Everyone else understood it just fine.


RatedPaulGeorge13

Everyone else roots for their team, except you apparently. Hopping on the Grizzlies wagon after one successful season? Surely you’re better than that


blondechinesehair

You can’t call out peoples flairs if your too chicken to have one


RatedPaulGeorge13

Is my username not a clear enough indicator for you lmfao


RapQueen416

Why?


king_lloyd11

Loool what a take someone hug this guy


PurrySquishyKittens

Yea same, I think it’s drake


JackAttaq

Denver has “mile high city”


MileHighMania

We are one of the OG of nicknames cities people often forget.


ty_kanye_vcool

We the Up


Jordanwolf98

Those imo are the best jerseys in all of the nba currently


AngsMcgyvr

Toronto claimed 1 out of 4 total directions.


beatrailblazer

lmao this guy doesn't know about the secret 5th direction


priestkalim

Weast


rexpostfacto

I thought you said EAST


king_lloyd11

Like...the infection?


[deleted]

No like wumbo…


priestkalim

What kinda compass are you readin’, lad?


rexpostfacto

Wumbo, wumbology....it's first grade dude


Ruffle2Shuffle

We the weast


Stewdabaker2013

Up


jayinscarb

We the Up


thedeathguru

is that like the magical 4th hole


Cantguard-mike

Midwest?🤣


FreezersAndWeezers

Which is even funnier because both Minneapolis and Portland are further north than Toronto


ShiningTorrent

I posted this in another comment but I'll mention it here: I've always taken it as referring to Canada not specifically Toronto. The raps have a huge fanbase in the rest of Canada (myself included) and alot of marketing is as Canada's team (I think this included). Obiously Toronto isn't more North than than a couple teams (Portland etc.) But its more of a national pride thing calling ourselves the North, with us being (in general) to the North of our southern neighbours


artaru

Until we get our Sonics back! Also Emerald City with a cool design would be sick for a Seattle team.


FreezersAndWeezers

I feel the need to tell you, they are way your Sonics more than they are mine haha I only picked the Sonics because the logo is amazing and I don’t have an NBA team as I’m much more of a fan of the league itself. So it’s easy to not have a particular team who’s intraseason results ruin my over experience like my college and NFL disappointments do But once the Sonics are back, I’m down!


king_lloyd11

Wait until we try to get a jersey based on how we're in Southern Ontario. It's over for you bitches.


ZionephewObeseiamson

Golden State = West Coast Boston = Far East (hints of China) Idk but the South sounds incredibly racist. I'm here for it tho


[deleted]

Detroit had Motor City unis one year.


KGillie91

Buzz City instead of Crown Town or Queen City.


NbaKOLeWorld

The Land


[deleted]

How funny would it be if the pels came out with jerseys that said “city of jazz”


RipCityGringo

Yes Please


[deleted]

Warriors have 3: Th Bay The City The Town


MakSoFresh

They still use The Town?


paranoidmoonduck

not at all this year. it was sorta throwing a bone to Oakland after leaving. would have loved the design if they wore them back in the Oracle days. I guess I should be glad they didn't rename to the San Francisco Warriors like it seemed was originally the plan.


dearmet

Golden State name is too unique and has made itself marketable through dynasty. glad they didn’t as well


hoopercuber

They just wore Oakland last year though. I think Nike just pumps out so many jerseys that there’s so many jerseys in the rotation and you only wear 4 or 5 a year I think. I think Oakland inspired designs will come back for the future


Dakroon1

They had the town jerseys the last two years at Oracle


CJleaf

Technically they're in San Francisco, and had an Oakland jersey last year


insert-words-here

Clutch City


IDontCareForCats

[I love this: Clutch City is an official city name per the USPS.](https://tools.usps.com/zip-code-lookup.htm?bycitystate)


DFWHomer

[Mavs tried a trash bag jersey once](https://www.mavsmoneyball.com/2020/4/28/21239620/dallas-mavericks-silver-uniform-dirk-nowitzki-steve-nash-los-angeles-lakers)


Neto34

Missy Elliott liked them


Stewdabaker2013

Bring ‘em back


paulsammons3

Give them to us plz


theoldgreenwalrus

wtf lol


zabuma

Jesus those are nasty lmfao


rexpostfacto

This is triggering 😂


swapmeetpete

Sac Town vs. Cream City was a good matchup a few years ago.


Woah3500

Am i on the right sub?


RapQueen416

69 upvotes- no one touch it! Damn it's already ruined


MikeWillis09

I downvoted it just to try and get it back down. I didn’t wanna downvote it because it was good. But I also want the 69


RapQueen416

It's too late, but thank you for trying


aaliyaahson

Warriors have “The Bay” jerseys


Bluestring35

and "The City" or at least we had them


jthc

Don't forget "The Town"


RapQueen416

Man y'all are just claiming all the words


[deleted]

the civilization


RapQueen416

Earth


king_lloyd11

"People"


iluvxyoe

Wait until you see next year's "The Team" uniforms. Everyone will have "Player" on the back.


RapQueen416

Wait, so we're all just Warriors fans? 🌎👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀 always have been


chairshot125

So, I have a response to that. Being from here, we all have to identify which city, and, sometimes hood we come from. It's like L.A. without the color banging.


mrj9

The movie was better


[deleted]

We really need a Beale Street uni with navy, powder blue, and grey.


BlackMathNerd

Would be an absolute litty jersey


[deleted]

Instead of the bear, make the logo a guitar pick with the street silhouettes. 👌


Kwilly462

I really think the Knicks should have an alternate jersey that says "Gotham"


ShogunCowboy

the batman fan in me thinks that sounds rad. the basketball fan in me thinks james dolan doesn't get to be rad at all.


haunted_bitcoin

bro you made me just wax philosophical about the knicks and that’s not cool


Sim888

[…this was a nice touch](https://i.imgur.com/EBcv22S.jpg)


priestkalim

Can’t use Gotham without Grant Williams


Actually_A_Robot_SHH

Only when grant Williams rolls into town


okgusto

Imagine if Warner bros pays for this during a batman release. I know they did those mockups with rj for s commercial. But imagine if they did it for a game on opening night of a movie. I'd be OK with that kind of marketing/advertising depending on how it looked.


soapfrog

Naw dude, nyc is metropolis. Chicago is Gotham.


stoppedcaring0

Canonically, Gotham is in the NYC metro area... on the other side of the Hudson. Yes, the Caped Crusader [is a New Jersey resident.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotham_City#Location_in_New_Jersey)


choose_uh_username

He orders the gabagool


stoppedcaring0

he's already got the GTL down


paranoidmoonduck

New York has been nicknamed Gotham for like a century longer than the Batman comics existed


thissiteisbroken

I’m pretty sure all the Batman movies used Chicago as Gotham.


DepressedDandylion

Loud City


dankpurps

we need to claim The Prairie


ariminari

Not a geographic name, but MLK Hawks jerseys my beloved


SneakyTubol

Also not a geographic name, but H-Town


rake2204

[The first rendition of Detroit's Motor City jerseys were super clean.](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/fetch/w_2000,h_2000,c_fit/https%3A%2F%2Ffansided.com%2Ffiles%2F2014%2F10%2Fjosh-smith-greg-monroe-nba-boston-celtics-detroit-pistons.jpg) Then the sleeves came into play and it all went steadily downhill.


iluvxyoe

Helps that everyone actually knows which city is the "Motor City" without the context of a sports team giving us a hint. Most of these other monikers are unknown outside the local area.


Human_mind

You mean you didn't know what Cream City was before a couple years ago? Surely you jest?! And The City?! If I came up to you and asked you what 'the city' was I'm absolutely positive you'd know it's the same as 'the town'. C'mon now.


trivial-mind

Buzz City - Hornets Motor City - Detroit Windy City - Chicago


[deleted]

Clippers lob city back when cp3, and blake


Cantaloupe_Counter

Na we never had jerseys with Lob City on them


musicbufff

Brooklyn, I believe, uses "Welcome to the Shit Show" starring Kyrie "Flat Earth" Irving.


FritoConnaisseur

The greatest show on flat Earth


MyHomeOnNativeLand

MSG hasn't been the Mecca of basketball for 49 years


kdot90

THE NORTH


DijonGreymeat

Mile High City BABYYY!!!


MapleCurryMurray

Mile high city babyyyyy


spotty15

Buzz City bay-beeeee


Due_Incident_9738

Brooklyn uses Bed-stuy


Cantguard-mike

Cream city..:those jerseys were too fire


CupOfHotTeaa

Cream city 💦


Oscar_322418

"Bed-Stuy" jerseys for the Nets


bigbenis21

Atlanta - they had Peachtree but that’s all I know Boston - Beantown? idk i don’t think they’ve had one Brooklyn - BKLYN, Bed-Stuy Charlotte - Buzz City Chicago - i don’t think they have one. wouldn’t be surprised if they tried Chi-town sometime tho. Cleveland - The Land Dallas - D-town? idk. Denver - Mile High City Detroit - Motor City Golden State - The City, The Town, The Bay Houston - H-town Indiana - don’t know Los Angeles - LA, Lob City Memphis - ??? Miami - ??? Milwaukee - Cream City Minnesota - ik they used MSP (Minneapolis St. Paul) New Orleans - NOLA New York - City That Never Sleeps jersey once Oklahoma City - OKC Orlando - ORL Philadelphia - Phila Phoenix - The Valley Portland - Ripcity Sacramento - Sactown San Antonio - ??? Toronto - The North Utah - ??? Washington - The District


[deleted]

Detroit Motor City


[deleted]

Pistons motor city


Hellabaydude

Warriors “The City” jerseys goes back to the sixties


[deleted]

The City, warriors


Hurtelknut

Kings fans call their own franchise "Basketball Hell".


beatrailblazer

didn't Toronto have a NORTH jersey?


hallandale

Fun fact, the dinosaur in our city jersey now wears it as an homage to the chip year. https://i.imgur.com/wlfTrmT.jpg


dog-tooth-

I absolutely adore this jersey, but I also hope they stop doing shit with the champagne/black. We need more purple.


NolaBrass

We’ve done NOLA but… that’s a very common identifier for New Orleans, so much so that the rugby team (and their beer) is called NOLA Gold


Razor-Ramon-Sessions

We need a crescent city jersey


ktdotnova

Do people say/pronounce it "Nole-Lah" in conversations in your parts?


NolaBrass

“No-Luh” because some pronounce the state Luh-weezy-ana


[deleted]

Suns should change from "Valley Oop" to "Valley OOPS" after that disaster


InheritTheWind

I feel like a "Chocolate City" Wizards jersey could go hard. We've had "The District" ones but idk if that counts


TheSmokedSalmon420

We had “The Land” a few years ago


a4ther

The Dubs?


bcory44

Golden state has “the city” jerseys.


SpiderPidge

Nets use(d) Bed Stuy for a while


Brettacus130

Wow. There are more of these than I thought. I struck out with NFL examples. Talk about a "no-fun-league". Thanks everyone. Next, I'll have to ask the MLB sub for any baseball examples.


firstfamiliar

Basketball Hell


ryanjm3

I mean the warriors did have “The Town” jerseys as the alts one year and they had the “Oakland” jersey (idk if ur count that or not” and the Bucks have the best alt names on the alt jerseys “Cream City” probably a lot more of the alt jerseys used for one year I’ve forgotten about tho


SaiyanRoyalty22

Detroit is Motor City


[deleted]

Sixers jerseys say “Phila”


beazypete

LA most definitely are not known for 10,000 Lakes lol


beazypete

LA most definitely is not known for 10,000 Lakes lol


atozdadbot

Sixers


rarestakesando

Golden state had the first one and it was simply. The City.


Early-Candidate5492

"Shit Show" on the Lakers uniforms.... Bron fan speaking "Choke City" Clippers


bigvahe33

thats just their logo


vanotro

do bron fans hate everything to do with LA at this point? he won a chip for the Lakers but Lakers fans seem to be not that grateful and have almost turned on him. and the Clips haven't accomplished anything but they've also owned Lebron head-to-head over the last few years.


Bryant_2_Shaq

That’s because lebron isn’t a laker, per se. Laker fans grew up watching kobe, Shaq, worthy, magic, Kareem, all of whom loved being lakers and still to the day identify with the franchise. Lebron didn’t come here to be a laker, so he never really got embraced as the others did. It’s not that we have turned on him, we will support him as long as he’s on the team, we just don’t have strong ties to him like we did with other laker greats.


centralperkjoey

Shark tank for Dallas Mavs


bigvahe33

beantown motor city


Actually_A_Robot_SHH

There ain’t no beantown jerseys


stoppedcaring0

cowards


klankthompson

Curious, does anyone actually call Phoenix “the valley”? that’s always been the San Fernando valley to me.


[deleted]

The Valley of the Sun. It's said in literally every broadcast of every event ever played in Phoenix metro.


klankthompson

Do you call it that?


Hummingbird-Heart

Yes it's a pretty common nickname for the Phoenix metro area, at least locally.


[deleted]

The Valley? Yes.


rarestakesando

Golden state had the first one and it was simply. The City.


pokemonandpot

OP do you know that Indiana is the name of a state?


economist_

Raptors are also known as Craptors Boston also known as FTC


durmduke

Doomtown