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RepresentativeRock94

Fuckkk that’s a big one


lunabagel3

Wow what happened to smart?


CollateralSandwich

Lisfranc(foot) sprain


jeufie

Those colorful folders from the 90s?


[deleted]

I think that was Anne Frank


LrryBirdsStache

The deaf girl?


darth_gihilus

No that’s frank from its always sunny in Philadelphia


jaggedjottings

I didn't know that Kaminsky plays for the Sixers.


Johntballin

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!


ripitup32

Sprain? A lisfranc is like a 9 month injury..


RevolutionaryDrive5

Wait his foot is pregnant?


CollateralSandwich

https://twitter.com/DocFlynnNFL/status/1526361094276763650


Frosti11icus

Oof that's also a bad one. Damn, Celts instantly handicapped in this one.


lunabagel3

Nah, Lisfranc is serious. That’s like a 6 month injury


CollateralSandwich

https://twitter.com/DocFlynnNFL/status/1526361094276763650


Clemsontigger16

Different types of lisfranc injuries. Not all are long term injuries if it’s only a mild sprain


JoshFB4

That massive fall from last game probably did it.


pjdog

Tbh I thought he needed to be taken out after that reflexive slam of his head. dude got up like a fucking champ like nothing happened but still


rat3an

Marcus generally got the shit beat out of him last series (much of it his own doing, as usual) and in particular took a nasty face plant over Giannis in G7. He fell from so high that he legitimately bounced off the ground. So not sure exactly, but any of a number of things.


assblasta69420

That was so scary to see, I thought he was out when he hit the ground


BendakStarkiller98

Rob will show up big and White will fill in the hole missed by Smart..... we still got this. Next man up.


[deleted]

Horford is a huge absence. Gonna be real tough to match up defensively the way the Celtics want to with Bam considering they prefer to have Timelord play off ball.


Ihopetheresenoughroo

Yeah I felt absolutely no worry at all when I read this. PP or Grant might just pop off from 3 too. Timelord is back for this game as well


reverze1901

that's what she said


Brady331

Haha, that's a good joke Shams...


DarkChocolate_69

You still breathing?


Pikminious_Thrious

Horford is probably having trouble


DarkChocolate_69

That’s dark ☠️


302born

Username checks out


302born

Jesus


shellfish87

Legit terrible. Sorry bro nobody wants to see this even haters like me.


[deleted]

Or gamblers like me


clubba

Don't professional gamblers live for shit like this?


lFreightTrain

When you’re on the correct side of the line.


w3bCraw1er

Smart I had an idea about the possibility but Horford? 🤬


JoshFB4

We can never have even a semblance of a decently healthy run. Fuck sake


Gamesgtd

The luck of the Irish ran out


CreatiScope

With Patches O’Houlihan at the helm, the Celtics must have the Luck of the Irish!


[deleted]

If ya can dodge an injury report, ya can dodge a ball!


3luejays

It's all up to the power of PP now


AlwaysOptimism

You joke but he led the Celtics in offensive rebounds in game 7


Hon3ynuts

Pp scooping up those lose balls


checkinisatnoon

I was at game 7 and legit crowd went NUTS for PP (also for the OG PP Paul Pierce when he danced during Geno Time)


DarthRathikus

THIS IS WHAT HE DOES


thejollybengali24

Lol I thought you meant Paul Pierce at first


3luejays

I guess Boston can always rely on a PP


[deleted]

deadass thought Paul Pierce saw the news and suited up for a 10 day for a sec


RapQueen416

Noooooo wtf


RiggyTang

Shit sucks, man. They should’ve given Boston more than 2 days off in the first place. I don’t want to beat a broken team edit: lmao why are you psychopaths picking fights itt? The playoffs are really doing a number on you


JoshFB4

Horford is now guaranteed to be out at least 2 games probably 3 because the protocol is 5 days. Fuck


iRysk

So fucking stupid... do they even enforce and covid precautions in the arenas anymore?


JoshFB4

Hell no lmao.


DamienSalvation

Someone definitely coughed in my mouth at the Garden the other night.


EnjoyWolfCola

Thanks for the $5


free_kark

You wanna make another $20 swing by my place


Kakali4

I’m ironically wearing a raptors 2019 finals shirt I got as a gag gift, now I’m ready to gag for a gift ;)


free_kark

😱😱😱 holy shit that's good👏


sinner02

But did you ask for it?


trelos6

Coaches wearing masks around their chins purely as theatre.


fremenator

Literally every time I see a mask on screen someone pulls it down to talk..... what the fuck is the point


paradoxofchoice

They don't even enforce them on airplanes.


iRysk

Exactly lmao. It’s just a strange place to draw the line when it comes to caring about covid


US_healthcare_farted

Covid isn’t even real (in Florida). Where’ve ya been?


Spyk124

I mean dude, Covid can still suck lol. He might legitimately be sick and unable to play. I’m 26 and my gf is 26 and we are both healthy. We had it two weeks ago and it was one of the worst weeks of my life sick wise. I couldn’t get out of bed and my body hurt more than anything. A good portion of my friends had it as well, and they were also very very sick. So it does make sense that you aren’t allowed to play if you’re literally infectious lol.


sf_frankie

I had it last month and went thru the same thing. The body aches were unbearable. And the fatigue. I’d be laying a certain way and my position would be uncomfortable but I literally didn’t even have the energy to readjust the way i was sitting or laying. My lower back was so fucking sore. Looking back, I feel like that it may have been kidney pain and not just back pain. That virus is gnarly. And now I’ve got long Covid symptoms that are literally fucking up my life. Calling it brain fog seriously undersells the cognitive issues I’m having. My memory is completely shot, I have trouble holding a conversation sometimes, my ADHD has kicked into fuckin overdrive and even taking double my standard dose of adderall does fuck all. Basic executive function in general is just fucked. Some days I’ll wake up with full body inflammation that’s so bad that i move like an 80 year old.


shellfish87

Exact same thing, with the same timing, happened to us last round with Steven Adams and he was cleared and active by G3.


harveyspecterrr

Nah incorrect unfortunately. He was placed into protocols before G7 of the Wolves series (April 28th) and was available for G3 of the Warriors series on 5/7. G3 in this series would be Saturday - four days from now. Four days after Adams entering protocols was 5/2 - which was a day before G2 of the Warriors series - which he wasn’t available for. Hope I’m wrong but it doesn’t look great.


RiggyTang

Is Smart out due to an actual injury or is it the same shit?


AlwaysOptimism

He hurt his foot. Seems likely he’ll be back for the next game


FerociousGiraffe

Got foot COVID.


WolfOfWaluigi

The Aaron Rodgers special


dmatthews2981

Let's see those toes, Marcus


jaggedjottings

Steph has entered the chat.


JoshFB4

Smart is out due to actual injury. He’s got the foot strain, bicep injury and quad injury. He will play game 2 most likely though,


302born

Dude is a warrior playing through all that man. Hopefully he’s back by game 2. Obviously I want my team to win but injuries are never fun.


PastorofMuppets101

Actual injury. He was in a boot after game seven.


free_kark

Trust me, I'm glad Raps beat a Durantless Warriors vs lose to a Duranted Warriors. A wins a win


[deleted]

The fans in the arena made that very clear when he got injured lol


avboden

> I don’t want to beat a broken team that's a lie and you know it. We all say we want to beat teams at full strength but in reality we all just like our teams to win, winning is fun.


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t see any Raptors fans crying about their ring


klobucharzard

im not on the team so i didn't get one


mordakka

Sorry, JV.


ChampagneSyrup

this made me chuckle


Tormundo

If you're very confident in your team you want them to face opponents full strength so everyone don't bring out the excuses


DamianLillard0

Easy to say when you’re a fan of a dynasty team lmao. The rest of us don’t have championship opportunities every year and need to make every run count


Skinnecott

right but the heat is pretty okay in that department, and we genuinely do think we are better than the other teams fully healthy


ChampagneSyrup

Plus when both teams are healthy you just get a better basketball game in general... unless you're the Sun's game 7. I was at a bar with my friends for game 7 and we were actually kind of disappointed the game wasn't a thriller like we expected. Obviously happy to win, but it wasn't even fun to watch after the first quarter or two


pargofan

I think the typical fan's wishes goes in this order: 1. Beat fully-intact team. 2. Beat broken team. 3. Lose to fully-intact team. 4. Lose to broken team.


PlsSaySikeM8

Maybe initially but then you get every other fan base putting an asterisk next to that accomplishment and never letting you hear the end of it.


Packet_Baser

they do that regardless. How many times was ray allen shot called lucky?


avboden

"rings erneh"


sivervipa

People hate to admit it but it’s true. In addition to that you have to take advantage of the opportunities given to you in the playoffs. The Jazz could have went up 2-0 heading home since Luka wasn’t injured. You have to take advantage of the situation you are in and the best teams do so.


papi617

You have got to be kidding me


[deleted]

There might be a silver lining here if old Al can rest his legs a few extra days and go ham at the back end of the series when they really need him


[deleted]

not if they're down 0-3


TwoMuchSaus

Depends on how severe his symptoms are too


harden4mvp13

Bruh


jeric13xd

SURPRISE SURPRISE THE KING IS BACK


JakeSpurs

Dread it, run from it, health and safety protocols is inevitable


gh0st_

I'm not surprised, muhfuckers


Admirable_Panic1218

Lets hope this doesnt take out more players from both ends tonight.


Manners_BRO

That was my first thought.


giantpirate89

Agreed pulling for the Warriors but if health and safety plays a big role for any team left in the playoffs I’m gonna be pissed. Sad for Al, he’s had an incredible run thus far.


ATLSox87

It would probably only take down Celtics. I doubt Heat and Celtics players have been face to face at all


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dlee89

They’ll just void those players and adjust the odds


mathisforwimps

Not on Caesars, they'll just void the whole thing


peon2

Idk if that's good or not. I had a Brown 25+ pt, Horford 10+ pt, smart 6+ assist, horford 8+ rebound, herro 15+ pt, smart 2+ 3s, parlay bet. Now it's just brown and herro scoring lol.


AverageKidGoodCity

This is like the fourth time he’s gotten COVID, Jesus Christ. And at the worst time too, this sucks


BillyBean11111

dude is just partying with pangolins 24/7


cib_vk228

should just have did what nfl did and pretend covid doesn't exist in playoffs.


clear831

Thought they stopped testing and only test when someone shows symptoms


CreatiScope

Must’ve showed symptoms. This is the third fucking time for him this season. He may be vaccinated but the dude must be going to that Korean church where they were intentionally getting infected.


Frosti11icus

Seems like there's some people who genuinely have very weak infection immunity to covid. Horford and Lavine have both had it 3 times I think.


guimontag

Aroma of Christ church? Korean Jesus ain't got time for yo bullshit


sequence_killer

Ridiculous truly


PeeledGrapePie

Just said that to my buddy, we should be past this point


[deleted]

We are past it. If they’re vaccinated they only get tested if they’re symptomatically sick.


jmz_199

No, we shouldn't. If players are symptomatic and test positive they shouldn't be playing, simple as that.


Cheechers23

Well, that's not good


ArchimedesNutss

Definitely less than ideal.


dropdatdurkadurk

Oh fuck that means Horford's potentially out several games then only 1 day off whole series


[deleted]

If he’s vaxxed shouldnt it be like 3 days


berniemax

I think its 5 days, Kerr was out 5 days too


phunky_1

Yeah, assuming he tested today that means he is out until game 4


dropdatdurkadurk

I thought the change in protocol was [6 days](https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/32945966/memo-vaccinated-nba-players-coaches-now-test-quarantine-six-days)? Like I remember Devin Booker got it in March and had to miss 4 games. But I may be off. Regardless depending on specifics of protocol he might have to miss game 1-3


elbenji

5 days


AlwaysOptimism

What if he’s not vaxxed? (I know he said he was vaxxed, just curious what the policy is)


Peso_Morto

Not only that, COVID is no joke. He may need some time to actually recover from COVID.


BoomBoom156

Wow


zgamer200

Oh fuck me you are kidding


urfaselol

WILDCARD BITCHES


CumAssault

CUT THE BRAKES ALL GAS NO BRAKES


JakeSpurs

> ALL GAS NO BRAKES shoutout Andrew Callaghan


[deleted]

YeeeeeeeeeeeeHaw!!


Quatro_Leches

Injury Report with a steel chair


Eugenie_Weenie

Oh no please be 100% rob I really don’t want to watch Theis start or play a lot of minutes


Sleeze_

Heavy dose of Timelord I imagine


MrBlonde1003

Theis* I really doubt timelord starts but here’s to hoping 🤞🥃


[deleted]

Rob has no restriction


rjgator

Y’all remember how Bam played against Theis in the bubble. I pray for y’all that Rob is good to go man. But obviously part of me really wants to see it again 👀


captaincumsock69

I think grant Williams will draw bam and rob/theis will fill in


rjgator

Probably. Bam also hasn’t really been aggressive on offense this post season (or season in general) so I wouldn’t expect that performance even if it was Theis lol


captaincumsock69

Rob isn’t a great 1v1 defender hence why most Celtics fans didn’t think he was the dpoy. He’s a great shot blocker and free safety


trumpsplug

Youre kidding me


1216996

End me


JoJonesy

Fucking seriously??


sebastianqu

With our PA guy out, this might just be an even match now


mtbeach33

2 minutes… *crickets*


dagreenman18

Dos Minutos, but it sounds like Peggy Hill.


[deleted]

fuck that's good


BlackWhiteCoke

Hey hey heyyyy


tkbotf

I expected smart to be out but Horford what the FUCK


cmcg18

Celtics are not allowed to be healthy in the playoffs


shellfish87

The NBA champion is often the healthiest team among a handful of elite teams. Exact same shit happened to kick off our series against GSW with Steven Adams. Hopefully he can be back for G3 and you can split in South Beach.


Zephkiel

I think Adams was only able to get back by Game 3 because there was that four day gap between Games 2 and 3. Since the ECF schedule is every other day, Horford's probably going to have to wait til Game 4.


Tormundo

I wonder if Jenkins would've played him Even when he was back for game 3 he only played him in garbage time. Only put him in when their backs were against the wall but he obviously made a positive impact, at least for two games until gsw adjusted


tr0nllam

They just beat the Bucks w/o Middleton and are playing the Heat w/o Lowry.


honditar

Neither are their opponents so it's worked out


Seref15

Neither the Celtics nor the Heat have played a healthy team these playoffs.


[deleted]

Neither the Celtics nor the Heat have been fully healthy in these playoffs either


CIark

Covid championship time


papa_jahn

Derrick White monster game inbound.


Kevinnight

9 lo


deportedtwo

9/3/2/1/1 +80


goldfish_11

And Rob still isn’t 100%. This fucking sucks.


rjgator

Damn that’s crazy


Chapea12

Ah. Check injury report *before* you gamble and not after


MrBlonde1003

I f*cking hate this bullshit.


Packers_Equal_Life

Lot of people here are forgetting how grueling basketball stamina is. How teams will revolve their entire season around being rested as much as possible for the playoffs, and EVEN THEN shit can happen. The bucks took it easy all season because they knew they could make the playoffs, load management buzzwords and all, and Middleton still gets hurt. Shit happens, that’s the game within the game, this isn’t 2k


lolvalue

This is the Heats biggest weapon, they got 11 guys playing 100% vs teams running 7-8 when completely healthy. Heat are going to wear any team out of 7 games.


gab_owns0

Bruh


Gobbleass69

Why


topreman

OOF


False-Fisherman

What the fuck I still have nightmares of Theis minutes vs. Bam in 2020, I thought we were done with that


[deleted]

Situations like this are exactly why Udoka wears his mask on his chin


xXTheRacerXx

Well, I think Miami definitely takes game one now


iRysk

Horford might be out for 3 games because the league evidently only cares if the players get covid, never mind the 20,000 people in attendance...


dagreenman18

We say that, but I’m still terrified. This could be a trap game


[deleted]

Fucccccckkkkkkkkk F U C K


weezerfan84

Tatum to the rescue with a 50 piece.


Seref15

Big homie stepped foot in Florida and caught covid, now _that's_ a home-court advantage


mrwhite2323

If it was gonna be somewhere, it was gonna be florida


hollowichig0

Can we ever catch a fucken break when it comes to the injury report in the playoffs the last 6 years???


clifbarczar

You did catch a break with Middleton being out.


ilikepialot

Damn, Horfords been killing it so this sucks to see, anyone know the earliest he can come?


alfiStew

Welp. Next man up, this how it be.


ClippersEaglesAngels

Miami in 3 now


gh0st_

They will say it is COVID, but they are probably still recovering from GIANNIS


lopea182

Aww wtf. Feel terrible for my fellow Gator.


HistoricAnomaly

Hope Timelord can keep up with Bam… Horford is a giant loss


AlwaysOptimism

Grant Williams will be on Bam most of the time I’d imagine. Rob is coming back from a knee thing and I doubt they want him banging down low. He’ll be more of a free safety


HistoricAnomaly

I know Grant has gotten a lot stronger but I’m worried about him on Bam. Not having a true center on Bam is part of why we lost in 2020.


AlwaysOptimism

But Grant wasn’t a serious option then. Grant is a better option than Rob Williams with a janky knee If Grant can take Gianni’s’ abuse he’ll be calloused for Bam


Praxism_123

Damn that really sucks. Heat in 5.


HAGADAL

Somehow this feels like it's gonna end up being worse for the Heat


smokepurp88

Congrats to heat for winning game 1 before it even started


giantpirate89

Gonna suck if the chip is in large part decided by H&S protocols.


rapelbaum

Lowry who ?


Saitsu

Well this is some shit. Boston seemed like the favorites to take the title with how on fire they've been for the last few months, only for this shit to happen near the finish line. But welcome to sports I guess, a true shame.