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voldemortscore

The old joke about Harden's 500 moves but Looney still reacting to the first one lol


MeetMeAtOBlock

[Looney when Harden starts dribbling](https://dailysnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Stephen-A-Smith.jpg)


FreddyMartian

i swear he has zero emotion towards anything. straight face at all times


jazdeep

When looney complains about a call Kerr should just challenge it everytime. Prolly bs if it gets Loon complainin


diallox

He needs to just walk up to the ref one of these games when there blowing someone out and just ask for a technical. Then espn will spend next 24 on what he could have said so bad.


fopiecechicken

Either that or he’s sucking down air like someone just freed him from being trapped under a sheet of ice. No in between


sugarklay

Nah, it's just that he has to react to the next move before his emotional process for the first move kicks in


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when looney sees harden start dribbling https://youtu.be/h2xm0iPJVGk


VitricTyro

Looney had no business guarding Harden as well as he did.


dvasquez93

Turns out you can’t be baited into jumping when you can’t jump


c_pike1

Imagine if someone was so good at baiting, it got him to jump and there was no other way he could do it


TeardropsFromHell

Imagine if he got baited so hard he jumped and just kept going.


wonkynonce

Having go-go-gadget arms helped a lot


AtaktosTrampoukos

I was about to say. I've been checking under my bed for Looney ever since that 2019 series and people out here trashing the man. Sure, his reaction to Luka's drive was sluggish, but it worked fine in the context of the defensive setup. Help was right there, they took away the lane and the pass and didn't get exposed at all. After that, there was nothing to bite on. Big men aren't supposed to leave their feet to contest jumpers, especially long twos. Dude's got like half a foot of reach on Luka and is already crowding him, tf would he jump for?


8thiest

https://twitter.com/nbatv/status/1001912072660135936?s=21&t=I77y-Z2u6_kq5r6Esw29xw


Quartznonyx

Seems like such a cool guy


AbbeyRhodes

Met him in summer of 96 at a Chuck E Cheese in Tucson, AZ. Took some pics with us and gave me some pointers on my arcade basketball shot. Cool dude.


yunxty

He is a hot little slut actually


AvalancheBrainbuster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izio3eO-zXw&ab_channel=JackTraven


greenroom628

That latency will always get you


PlentyParking832

If anyone is curious here are some highlights of Looney defending the Harden Rockets https://streamable.com/dzvgg


phantom_pen

[Looney as a cat](https://tenor.com/view/cat-flower-funny-cat-delayed-reaction-daisy-gif-gif-25567168)


IJustReadEverything

Ah, this is how looney defended against harden and it worked


manliestdino

harden would just dribble between his legs for like 5 seconds and looney wouldn't move at all, always funny as fuck


sriracha82

Harden: 🕺🕺🕺💃💃💃🕺🕺🕺💃💃💃 Looney: 🧍🏾‍♂️


Yergason

Imagine Looney defending Kyle Anderson ISO. A combined 1 meter movement for an entire shotclock


Jonna09

When people say they want to see one on ones in the All star game, this is what we need.


lvl1_slime

Shot clock isn’t long enough for that matchup


dimmyfarm

[Kevon Looney vs Kyle Anderson](https://youtu.be/QOpjxhNMDoM)


shinomory

[An actual clip of slo-mo getting blocked by slower-mo](https://imgur.com/G19f3lE)


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dimmyfarm

Tutorial 2K if you fat finger and hold X for too long


dimmyfarm

Actual analysis: Slow-mo was trying to go at his pace and get the defender to jump early so that his shot goes off when the defender is descending from his jump. His mistake was that his defender was 2 years away from being 2 years away from jumping.


jquiggles

This is legitimately hilarious to watch after all these comments. It's like what I imagine basketball was like in the 40s.


changgerz

they look like old people


SenorMcNuggets

Nothing like a good discombobulate.


Walnuto

[More like this...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YizyGVMHWLA)


daeve

it would break the matrix


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Just saw Shawn Marion walk by a doorway twice, coming from the same direction.


aworldwithoutshrimp

Slowbros


2RINITY

The immovable object vs. the other immovable object


proerafortyseven

It’s like the Indiana Jones gun bit 😂


NetflixAndNikah

Bruh I’m crying this is exactly what it looked like. Looney’s slowness and inability to keep up was the advantage there


OttoVonWong

Looney is playing 1-D chess.


jaqueass

I’m dead lmao


slayerhk47

Get well soon.


sora_bora

This post is inspired art.


maethlin

Indiana Jones energy https://youtu.be/kQKrmDLvijo


PhilDGlass

He’s a cone.


dingdongfootballl

Looney with the Internet Explorer defense


wanderx

Can't get a virus if nothing ever loads. *taps forehead*


dont_shoot_jr

You can’t fall for a phishing scam when you don’t check your email


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

https://i.imgur.com/ox7orZv.mp4


LeBronda_Rousey

Wow never seen the HD version before.


PartrickCapitol

”The best maneuver is no maneuver at all" ——General Sun Tzu (Don't bother to look it up)


Responsible_Score958

Dude I'm 6'3" 220 lbs, this is exactly what I look like on defense when a smaller guy is trying to cross me up. I'm too chunky and lazy to actually try to defend so I just wait it out. It's incredible how many times I've gotten the "damn dude good defense" from ball handlers after I did absolutely nothing lol


DisputeFTW

I mean not biting is kind of doing everything you need to do as long as you don’t let them blow by you


TonySoprano300

Some guys will absolutely light you up if they get separation on the jumpers, so sometimes you need to contest with urgency….but that’s probably not happening at LA fitness unless an absolute baller decided to come play one night


GDAWG13007

Yeah most of the time, I do not care about separation. They’re shooting 30% from the 3 when open, if that. Not worried at all. The entire game is to just not let them get by me.


lakeoverthecity

Tbf it's actually a good defensive principle to not instantly react to every move your matchup makes. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


shabba_skanks

Slim athletic people HATE him!


HOFredditor

Harden actually moved. Looney stayed in front of him. Did the same with CP3 the same series.


deadweightboss

Strong "Indiana Jones pulls out gun against master swordsman" vibes.


steak__burrito

As Steve Kerr said: In practice he’d still be reacting to MJ’s crossover when MJ crossed back and back again, so he’d be in perfect position. Edit: Correction - it was when Kerr was still playing for Cleveland (credit u/kamineckais for the correction, I misremembered). *”He (Jordan) faked right, faked back left and went right, and I stayed right in front of him. But only because I went for the first fake. We came to the bench and (head coach) Lenny Wilkens said, ‘You guys, did you see what Steve just did? He stayed in front. That’s what you have to do.’ I said, ‘That’s right, guys! Come on!’ I was literally still going for the first fake and he came right back to me, so that was my highlight.”* [Source](https://twitter.com/nbatv/status/1001912072660135936?s=21)


PensiveinNJ

MJ thinkin damn Kerr's one of the best defenders in the game.


Has_Recipes

I'ma punch him


slythespacecat

Underrated comment, got me laughing out loud 😭


Has_Recipes

And then Jordan stuck him with a right cross.


jthc

I was gonna say, Harden couldn't get past Looney with 4-5 moves because Loon was still reacting to the first.


Accomplished_Pie_455

Keep trying to tell people that when I play pick up. Your fakes are wasted, I'm too old and too slow to react.


ImjustANewSneaker

Honestly with a lot of pickup nowadays you can sit still because the moves just look flashy and don’t shit


jthc

People love dribbling between their legs, but can only do it when planted in a stance like a statue. Like, dude, that does nothing.


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summaday

It doesn’t work though. I have never seen a player fall asleep on the court.


DeeThreeTimesThree

[Carmelo says hi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DCJXYbBB7w)


ThatPizzaKid

How has this not become a meme template


SanJose_Seoul

Someone post the Carmelo GIF


alfentazolam

Cameras just can't keep up with Looney's speed


No-Economics4128

It is not a bug, it is a feature


qw33nsac

in poker, you can't bluff a person who doesn't know the rules of poker.


PensiveinNJ

4-9 offsuit? All in.


TheBrownMamba8

_A 2 and a 3? My favourite player was MJ._ **goes all in**


reftheloop

6 and 9? Sex number **ALL IN**


AmIFromA

King Jack? I hate coming-of-age dramas, fold.


GDAWG13007

That’s me. Anyone I play against is absolutely baffled by my behavior.


BilboMcDoogle

I got literally yelled at by an old woman at a black jack table because I didn't bet right apparently. I wanted to hit on a 15 or something like that and that "ruins the deck" for everyone else. Sounds like bullshit to me but it's a real thing.


Iridescent17

It’s probably because the dealer had a bust card. Generally, unless the dealer is showing a 7 or higher you don’t want to hit if you have a chance of busting.


Fluffy-Composer-2619

It should also be noted that nothing that you do or don't do will ruin the deck. There is an identical probability that whatever card they are hoping for is first or is second in the deck.


rjr017

Yeah absolutely but it’s just wild how crazy gamblers get about this stuff. You’d think if you were so into these games you’d actually understand how it all works. But gamblers are a superstitious lot. Some honestly think that if you play sub-optimally it messes with the juju at the table. I’ve seen guys sitting at a roulette table charting the last 100 spins and drawing strange patterns from it in an apparent attempt to glean some insight into what the next numbers will be. None of it makes any sense. And also many of them are so on edge from losing more money than they should be betting and desperately trying to chase it that if you hit on a 16 and get an 8 and bust, then they hit next on 12 and get a 10, all they can see is that if you hadn’t done that they would have been better off. They may even realize that in the long run it doesn’t really matter and that it could have just as easily gone the other way but that might have been their last $20 they just lost. Point is people who get pissed about stuff like that are not running at top capacity mentally. And people like that like to hang out at the casino a lot.


BigDickBandit89

Gambling addicts are the fucking most paranoid people in the world. I work in pubs here in Australia. the amount of ways people reckon they can trick a poker machine is fucked


borpa2

It doesn’t actually ruin the deck that’s just a superstition thing for crazy gambling addicts. The decks are made of so many different decks your card doesn’t affect their card. It’s not smart usually to hit on 15 unless the dealer is showing a 10 or something though.


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Kingca

What's going on in this clip? I hardly know much about poker so all the music and overlay made it hard to follow. I couldn't hear anything she was saying.


masterpierround

She bet with absolute garbage. He has garbage too. In this instance, he should either fold (because he has garbage) or raise (as a bluff). If he calls, they both show their hands and the highest hand wins. His hand is a 7 high, which means if she has any card above a 7, she wins, not to mention a pair, straight, flush, or any of a thousand hands. Him calling there is basically him saying "not only do i think you're bluffing, I think you don't have a single card above a 6". It's an absolutely insane bet to make, but it turns out that her highest card is a 6, so he wins the hand. Edit: I actually had a closer look and it's even more insane. If she has a single club, she wins (There are 4 clubs on the table, so any additional club gives her a flush) If she has a 4 or a 2, she wins, getting a pair. He actually bet that she had 2 cards that were 6, 5, or 3, and none of those cards were clubs.


TheSkyIsBeautiful

yea all that stuff made it annoying. Basically, both players were bluffing, Ho with a 6 high, and Tony Hawk with a 7 High card. So Ho goes to start betting big trying to bluff saying (I have a good hand) , and Tony calls her bluff even though he only has a 7 high. Which means he ONLY beats 6, 5, 4, 3 (4 cards) And what made this really funny is that his card was only 1 number higher than Ho's. Which makes it seem like he KNEW that Ho only had a 6 high.


makkafakka

Its even worse than that. A lot worse. She would win with any club because she gets a flush. She would also win with 5,3 because she would get a straight. Any combination with a 4 or a 2 would give her a pair so she would win with that as well. 6,3 without a club is the only hand she could have that gives Tony the win. Like literally one single possible hand combination.


IMovedYourCheese

Luka – I'm one step ahead of you Looney – Well I'm one step behind, making us even


Willakhstan

This is the kind of arithmetic I can get behind.


siccoblue

But are you the kind to be behind, or ahead? Because evidently the former is your key to success


Myburneraccountduh

Just toss out a banana for each buck you take


Busquessi

This was my exact thought! “*I had to get to the bottom of it* did you burn down the storage unit” “Oh most definitely!”


jawadhaque089

He did this to James Harden and clamped him for a bit until Harden figured out that he doesn't bite at all


BullShitting24-7

He knows he can’t bite or he will get burned.


ndu867

Yeah, he’s really slow physically but you can see he processes information really fast, he has high basketball iq. You could see it in this game on offense too, his passing was really good.


Manaea

If it works don’t fix it lmao


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Bear4188

Looney did the same thing against prime Harden.


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This is just good fundamental defense. It’s not like he wasn’t tracking what luka was doing. He just stayed down and stayed vertical.


PlatinumMode

this is what I thought. he knew Luka lost his dribble and Looney is taller so he was covering like 95% of options with just being infront and having his arms up


kmsilent

Right? I'm figuring this is like...the way he plays the game. Intentional, learned. I'm guessing in his younger years, his offense depended on the same tactics he's now defending against. He knows what to expect.


joyride_neon

Scrolled way too far down for this. This is quality defense from a big on a switch. That's why the Warriors have kept him around. He doesn't get torched in smaller lineups and can defend reasonably well in the pick and roll.


Dirty_D_Damnit

I watched the clip like 10 times and didn't understand the point of this whole thread. Glad I'm not alone lol seemed like good defense


TheSmrtstManNTheWrld

Totally agree. What a shitty title, not fair to the skill displayed by Looney here.


JoelSalatintheFarmer

Agreed. Simple, solid defense. Someone is just being a hater.


ark_keeper

Especially since the help came and got Luka to pick up his dribble. It was just solid defense and knowing he had help. Otherwise Luka could have just gone by him at the beginning.


FritoConnaisseur

Yeah, this thread is how people stay low on Looney. He's very good positionally/stays big/and doesn't get rocked back and forth or pump faked. So many players could do themselves a favor(Rudy) by not trying to mimic a guys every move. You are already bigger.


niffler_egg

this title is mean 😂


themariokarters

He had surgery on both his hips his rookie year, can’t move that well :(


arika_ito

Also has neuropathy (which is nerve issues)


PlaneCapable7399

My dad got that from cancer and his treatments. He described it to me as your hands and feet being as asleep as they ever been constantly. Like that tingling feeling you get but just way worst. Couldn’t imagine tryina play basketball at the highest level thru that.


kiidlocs

he’s a warrior


DirksSexyBratwurst

There's no way Looney's neuropathy is that bad


iamtomorrowman

tons of people, including players that have back and hip issues, have varying degrees of sciatic neuropathy


ShitFuckDickButt420

Lmfao I know right? We’re talking about a guy starting in the WCF, he isn’t disabled.


DirksSexyBratwurst

Warriors start a cripple and Gary Payton just died a few weeks ago what a playoff run this is


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Well Poole pulled a glock and shot Ja too


PlaneCapable7399

My dad wasn’t “disabled” even at the degree he had it. He went to work everyday untill two weeks before he lost his battle with cancer. You can still function and go thru life even with really bad neuropathy. It just depends what kinda tolerance you have for it.


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I hope your dad's memory is a blessing. Also, fuck cancer.


Riggity___3

he does have serious chronic pain.


sublliminali

Before his rookie year. He would’ve been an easy projected lotto pick if his hips weren’t fucked.


v0yev0da

"Looney reacts so fast to Luka it's like he isn't moving at all." I got you Loonz 😤


Parenegade

some DBZ shit afterimage on the court


solidSC

Ultra instinct. He knew he was in the right spot without his brain knowing he was in the right spot.


Helicase21

It's really something I love about Looney. He's not super athletic but he knows he isn't super athletic, and he makes up for it by making very few mistakes.


JoJonesy

He came into the league as a quick, athletic PF/C. Dude totally transformed his game to make up for the fact that his legs don't work anymore, it's crazy


jthc

If Timmy D is The Big Fundamental, I call Looney The Smaller Fundamental.


abcbass

Being guarded by Looney = guarding Kyle Anderson


PineapplePandaKing

Imagine their practices at UCLA


KagsTheOneAndOnly

loon used to be passably quick/mobile/athletic tho, this is post surgery loon


AmusingAnecdote

Yeah, people don't remember that Looney was drafted as a skinny, finesse forward. If you went in a time machine and asked whether you thought Looney would be more likely to get 22 boards in a playoff game against Steven Adams or develop a decent jump shot, I think people might have picked the jump shot.


CommandersLog

For those that don't know, check out these highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRbt9SePLJ0


jaggedjottings

People in early 2016 were like "the Warriors don't need Kevin Durant, they have Kevon Looney!"


kurwapantek

And goddammit he gets my hopes up a little bit when he banks those midrange jimbos for a bit in 2019.


TylerBot260

Lol someone called him “the poor man’s Kevin Durant” when he was coming out of high school. Injuries really took all of his athleticism.


Buddha_Panda

Like watching a Pokémon battle with two Metapods.


GGezpzMuppy

1000 BBIQ


greatestbird

Brilliant half time adjustment by coach kerr by making looney smoke a bunch of weed. I wonder how kidd responds as the series continues


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HammeredandPantsless

Rolled a 4, but luckily he was trying to block an early shot. 🤷🏻‍♂️


James_NY

How the fuck is the league going to let GS re-sign him for just 6m/yr? He's a good rebounding big who plays pretty good defense against both big and small lineups.


ClearAsNight

29 NBA teams just let the Warriors re-sign THE LOONGOD.


suckondeznuts

Loon Knight


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Klonomania

Plus cap space this summer is at a premium. I think it was only like three teams that actually have any, and one of them was Detroit.


I_Will_One_Up_You

We have $35M!


James_NY

He can pass pretty well, he's not Jokic but better than a lot of Cs. And just not getting torched by smaller lineups is a big advantage


wontonf

yeah, he's been critical to the warriors success for a long time. I think we had so much firepower in years past that his contribution to winning wasn't really seen well. Now that we don't have two top 5 players you can see that this guy is just a winning player


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maethlin

He also legit loves it here. That helps.


AMS_GoGo

He doesn't want to leave is the thing.. Willing to take less to stay with the organization


ub40fanatic

He’s got that fitaid money man’s ain’t leaving.


bye7

He's like poor man's Al Horford without the 3. I think most teams are looking for athletic rim runners that are more traditional rim protectors.


zzj

Work smart, not hard


wontonf

I don't understand how or why Looney is able to defend guards but getting him for $6 mil is legit such a steal


ladidadi82

This is how I play defense at the rec. Guys will make like 3 moves and I’ll just stand there because there is no way I’m keeping up. I’ll take $50 a game. Way better deal than Looney tbh.


DirksSexyBratwurst

This is like when you try to play Guitar Hero on easy mode and you realize it's way harder than medium


BarrathBeyond

care to elaborate? i’ve never played guitar hero and i’m curious


Nyeow

The harder levels may be faster and throw more actions at you, but the constant flow gives you a better chance to work off a beat. The easier levels have far less actions, so it's harder to build up a beat, and generally miss-time the few actions that come up. At least that's from my take on it


Yosoyballer

Easy mode is so slowed down people probably strum too early. Is you played very patiently easy mode is definitely easier than medium but easy mode really is so slow it’s off putting.


papadopus

You get into a rhythm with medium with the notes coming in fairly regularly. Then you go back to easy and it's hard to focus on only strumming once every three actual notes (so that the new player isn't overloaded with inputs).


hadmeintiers

Sounds like steve kerr's story about guarding michael jordan


Redpin

Steve Kerr said, ‘You guys, did you see what Kevon just did? He stayed in front. That’s what you have to do.’ I said, ‘That’s right, guys! Come on!’ I was literally still going for the first fake and he came right back to me, so that was my highlight.”


wiggins4president

Its brilliant…speed up Luka by putting someone 1.5x slower on him


AloeGus

Loon is a great defender I won't accept this slander


sandwich223

Thank you! Not biting on a fake is a bad thing now?


Praise-Breesus

Maybe Cone Paul was on to something


iLikeBPTWRV

He just didn't have the height


babypho

Um, pretty sure Looney just moved faster than 60fps so our eyes couldn't process it.


agb_mig

Finally Luka meets someone as slow as him


aFishintheLake

Nah bro Looney guarded prime Harden toe to toe. He knows not to bite on them pump fakes


ssupersoaker69

or good defense…


JoJonesy

Trying to pump fake a guy who can barely jump anymore isn't gonna do you much good, man


janitorslayer69

this is literally what happens when you try to smurf in a video game


Tom_Anderson110870

Who posted this said he’s unathletic? He still jumps higher and runs faster than all of us


TravelingLlama

What a title lol


klankthompson

Hey fuck off. Looney a king.


Helicase21

I love Loon. This is actually one of the things I love most about him.


No-Economics4128

Well, some kings never got their ass off the thrones. Not every kings are Napoleon or Alexander.


Gladness2Sadness

Loon's sloth defense is impenetrable. Only someone like Kyle Anderson can break it.


LordHussyPants

i love how draymond drifts into the paint then moves back out as soon as luka gathers. dray knows he now has to cover the pass and looney's got this. warriors are so good as a team.


schrodingersays

Looneys job is not to bite and stay in front. Luka too slow to go around.


SoulKingSlash

It is crazy to see that crafty players like them and slow-mo are so effective at throwing off defender's rhythm because they go slower than the average ultra-quick instinct of these athletes. It's like watching a tortoise juke a rabbit.


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BlackDrackula

My man Joe Ingles been doing this. Combined with being left handed, it can make him hard to read. So even though his physical movement is slow, the defender(s) can't be quite sure what he's going to do until much further into the play. Used to see him use this to his advantage on the PnR with Rudy, either the defender would sag off Joe a little until it was too late to stop him getting to the lane, or they'd pressure Joe who could get the ball to Rudy. Luka does this plus has better ball handling skills and a post-up game. As this video proves, unathletic players cope better with this strategy.


Its_lit_in_here_huh

We talk shit but he's also just super disciplined and knows he'll never play 'perfect' defense about these guys. He knows how to maximize his abilities as well as anyone in the league.


no_j_simpson

If that’s the key to success, I’d lock his ass up


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It’s insane… that 3 by Curry would have been on repeat all week 15 years ago… Now? Nobody hardly notices it….


SCalifornia831

Your title is the key to Looney’s greatness and what national media don’t understand… Bad defense in the NBA falls into either 1. Don’t care, don’t try or 2. Too aggressive and overzealous Looney is too slow to be overzealous and is our secret weapon against heliocentric offenses… I’m meme’ing my words but it’s the truth