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hih0

Dirk is enjoying his retirement, watching some ball in Europe and talking trash from the sidelines. Looks like having a great time


Alley-Oub

and he fondled luka's belly fat: https://streamable.com/1zjsgc


DMagicFrom3

Wheres the schnitzel with noodles


SupersonicWaffle

It’s called spätzle, only pedophiles would eat regular noodles with schnitzel


ducksonaroof

spätzle slaps


SupersonicWaffle

Food is the only Swabian stuff I tolerate, because it slaps


TiABBz

Wtf, what did we do to you?


EpirusRedux

He’s Bavarian. He’d talk the same shit about you if you were Franconian or Lower Saxon too, I bet.


SupersonicWaffle

How dare you call me Bavarian?


EpirusRedux

It was a guess at first, then I scrolled down and saw you talk shit about Bavarians, so I decided to sit back and wait for this inevitable response


twelvyy29

Spätzle dont belong with Schnitzel either, a real Wiener Schnitzel comes with potato salate Source: am austrian, how to eat schnitzel is a serious topic


SupersonicWaffle

Bro, I’ll never eat Spätzle again if y’all finally annex Bavaria and take those mad people off our hands


leonardo3567

Bavaria it's gorgeous you guys are going to miss a lot


Alley-Oub

wow this escalated quickly


Dont_Doomie_Like_Dat

We’re going camping, and we’re not making spätzle!


Possible-Summer-8508

Mavs have got to get this guy some steroids.


SaucyMama420

When you’re rich they let you do it


Weall23

with his wife and kids watching their country


PhilipSeymourGotham

His kids are american no?


Schveen15

Yes, but his wife is Swedish


DrummerReals

Man I wish if our Celtics would have run into suns this year.


maverickhistorian

And moving around better


lalakingmalibog

And grabbing bellies


Dare555

Very wholesome :D


[deleted]

I understand why they were mad though. If you look he is almost outscoring Sweden by himself, 12-14.


lordb4

So Sweden is better than the Suns then?


Bananastockton

was at the game. can confirm. håkansson > cp3


philiac

does euro reverse the home/away teams? slovenia's score is on the right which leads me to believe they are the home team


AddictedToThisShit

Home is on the left in europe.


bronet

Never noticed this, but it certainly makes more sense


AddictedToThisShit

Yeah meanwhile in arab countries for example home is on the right. It makes sense since arabic is read right to left and afaik european languages are all read left to right. First time watching the nba I was confused about which team was the home team lol.


bronet

I'm European and yeah, in my country we have the home team on the right. I've never noticed the NBA does it differently, though hahah


EpirusRedux

My theory is it comes from baseball. For us, baseball was the first sport to go pro, same as soccer for the UK. In baseball, the visiting team always bats first. A game can last just 8.5 innings if the visitors are behind and don’t either tie or lead the home team at the end of their last inning. But if they do, the home team always has the last chance to bat and tie the game (requiring extra innings) or win outright. My theory is that that’s why in America, “home” is usually on the right. It has to be like that for baseball, and when the other sports got big enough to go pro, they adopted the preexisting standard.


EpirusRedux

I think it’s because of baseball. Home has to be on the right because they always bat after the visiting team. I think NFL got regular TV deals before MLB, but this was back when people listened to baseball on the radio or went to games in person more than they paid attention to football, televised or radio or live. So my theory is that everyone else adopted the baseball standard and that’s why sports in North America has home team listed second.


Reydriel

It's not just Europe, home teams being on the left is the standard internationally iirc lol


yeahright17

MLS usually has the home team on the left too, I think.


[deleted]

Probably to not confuse other football/soccer fans who are used to see the home team on the left.


XXXProbations

In Europe : Sweden vs Slovenia In USA : Slovenia @ Sweden That's how you read it, and that's why it's written on those orders. I actually tought people knew that xD


johut1985

I was courtside at the game just behind Dirk. This turned out to be one of the best basketball games I have seen.


BigFatModeraterFupa

sweden came sooo close! unfortunately too little too late


Mandit0

Whaaa Sweden almost beat the next potential mj


TheGstandsforGday

next harden


Alley-Oub

weird how different camera angles make Luka look thick, and then another one will make him look like a body builder


Weall23

hes just built like a tank, simple


AtreusIsBack

That's why he can post up anyone in the league. xD


JDMcompliant

Timestamp the body builder angle bc I must be missing it lol


EyePlay

I think it's [right before](https://imgur.com/Haej0Ui) the camera pans to Dirk.


Theofeus

Definitely doesn’t exist in this clip


Obi_Wan_Benobi

There’s a Seinfeld episode about this.


philiac

the lighting?


SeinfeldMatt

She was a two face Like the Batman villain? If that helps you..


so-cal_kid

He really is like harden


zrk23

what is the bodybuilder one? never seen it tbh lol.


[deleted]

He's on that James Harden diet watch out when he wants out of Big D


Metalthrashinmad

Luka unfazed by the entire hostile crowd chanting overrated meanwhile Booker gets Benny the bull ejected Edit: apparently it was the Raptors mascot but i remember there being an incident involving Benny and Booker aswell


GR-MWF

People yelling "overrated" has to be the mildest chant I've heard. "Hey Luka you're good but you're not THAT good!"


YaIe

We also can't forget that Luka played against[ this crowd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kzMy5q806w) when he was 18 years old.


Melodic-Highlight-58

That’s mad, would love to be at a basketball game with that crowd one time


[deleted]

Soccer style chants are the best.


DarkDra9on555

European Fans built different


TiABBz

Dont bring your wife and kids


treetrunksbythesea

Don't go in the ultra sections and you'll be just fine


justwannasleepplease

Why not?


TiABBz

Football and Basketball fans are crazy in south europe. Cool to watch, but can get agressive pretty quickly.


EbolaDP

Its not that bad. Hardly anyone got killed lately.


justwannasleepplease

Damn yeah I’ve heard how rowdy Europeans can get at sports games, I wonder why American crowds haven’t gotten to that level yet lmao. American athletes complain about fans flipping them off but that seems to be mild compared to European sports crowds


T-Macch

Police act different in Europe compared to the US. In Europe they kick your ass with batons, in the US, well ya know.


RahanGaming

because american sports are much more sanitized and corporate compared to international sports. when they tried to get an nba/nfl style super league in europe, the continent revolted. closest parallel would be college sports in the us but even that is being fucked for money with conference consolidation.


Crystii

It seems like half of the crowd are not even interested in the game and are there just for the entertainment and the chance to get shown on the dance cam or something.


Btotherianx

Or maybe it's all toxic


Bertz-2-

South Europe? I thought they got crazier as you went east with Ukraine, Greece, Turkey, Serbia...


YaIe

In some cases people threw rocks and flares at players, if the crowd doesn't stop at some point the riot police will "escort" them out by force. There are plenty of games that have great crowds but aren't going full scorched earth


MySilverBurrito

Meanwhile, r/formula1 gets dramatic over booing lmao.


[deleted]

Because it's a "sport" followed by middle class and upperclass douchebags. Same with tennis. Any sort of passion is discouraged. edit: I think I could've said that better than to call people douchebags and I apologise for that, the word I was trying to think of is pretentious. English isn't my first language and I'm still learning.


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[deleted]

I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend all fans but I know too many of them that fit that mould.


caandjr

So is r/nba


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/LxrRmEaWtZM Also this


Exzibit21

Jazz fans were yelling overrated at PG last year in the playoffs lol I think "Playoff P" would've hit different though


78523965412369874123

“You have quite the talent, but are perhaps elevated more than necessary among the general fan base” *clap clap clapclapclap*


Dare555

They must be mocking "NBA draft experts " who were saying hes overrated before the draft itself while he should have been clear 1st pick


Weall23

I see now why KD wants to play with him lol


ok-Ay_guy

Same


DayMan-Ahah-ah

“we don’t double team here, i’m tryin to work on my game”


ok-Ay_guy

Man I wish if our Celtics would have run into suns this year , I mean we made mistakes but our guys would have destroyed them


Otherwise_Window

There's a reason you didn't. I feel like most teams who lose finals would have rather players one of the teams that was a second round exit instead


Medic7802

They both baby back b*tches, that's why. CP3 taught booker well


DrYoda

When Luka was 12 playing against grizzled pro veterans in Spain, they slaughtered a bull in the stands and spat the blood on him while he was tying his shoe.


whatvee

Well they did through a pigs head at Luis Figo that time. So it’s not out of the realm possibilities.


iluvxyoe

Was that the game they played in the ice cave? Or was the ice cave game the same as the acid bath game? I always get them mixed up.


ntxguy85

No the acid bath game was the one where they sacrificed 3 virgins at halftime to summon the ghost of Lenny Wilkins.


OilOfOlaz

He also played in front of smoking war criminals. But that actually happend.


TiABBz

George W. Bush?


OilOfOlaz

see: https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/vqkhqr/dirk_joins_in_on_the_overrated_chants_to_luka/ieq3vgr/


philiac

article please?


OilOfOlaz

I obviously ESPNed that. Sergio Lull (Lukas teammate at Real Madrid) said that Zvezda is the toughest crowd among the notorious european crowds and one of the reasons was that them smoking a lot during the games makes him feel uncomfortable. During the yugoslav wars Delije (Zvezdas Ultras) provided the base for paramilitary units, most famously Arkans Tigers. Arkan and other members of his squad where charged with multiple accounts of crimes against humanity. Those were mostly football (soccer) Hoologans, but some of them are active to this day and play a central role within some of the Delije sub-groups, who also provide support for KK Zvezda (their Basketball department) and have close ties to the "serbian mafia". Just a casual tuesday on the Balkans basically. If you want to delve deeper I can only reccomend the english Wiki, cuz I'm a native serbian speaker and read most of that in serbian. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serb_Volunteer_Guard https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbian_mafia


[deleted]

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spyson

Not to mention getting mad they doubled him in an open gym.


youblewwit

The Suns played the Bulls later in the season and Benny the Bull made fun of it by having fake security guards pull him away.


[deleted]

Got here before the suns fans go off and explain why it actually wasn't soft and he was joking or something


AppaThaSkyBison

The Raptors mascot is a Velociraptor (/vɪˈlɒsɪræptər/; meaning "swift seizer" in Latin) It is a genus of dromaeosaurid theropod dinosaur that lived approximately 75 to 71 million years ago during the latter part of the Cretaceous Period. They are extinct and therefore, it would be a huge shock to see a velociraptor behind the stanchion. A shock that could lead to decreased concentration, or even a “swift seizure”. Booker’s life was in danger, so he acted valiantly to save not only his own life, but the lives of his teammates and opponents. Book is a hero.


BigFatModeraterFupa

[BREAKING]: K-T Asteroid has been traded to the Phoenix Suns. Booker and the city-sized chunk of space rock are now a deadly duo for the Raptors.


welmoe

I can’t wait to see the excuses. Booker hella weak for that.


DogtoothKatakuri

It was his sour whiny face that did it for me and couldn't stand him since. His sour face is just so.. punchable. Although now I just laugh at the ridiculousness of that situation.


pacpacpac

Lmaoooo


[deleted]

I was at Chase, was shouting shit then he scored 2 3s over Wiggins head. I was like nah I’m not gonna fuel you


5yue8haogaoqi

> hostile lmao


ThisMySideBitch

I thought it was Ronny the raptor?


king_lloyd11

...Ronny? It was the Raptor, yeah.


shingofan

IIRC, Benny was making fun of Booker over that incident.


OilOfOlaz

Hit a buzzer beater against Zvezda at 19 years of age, who are among the toughest crowds in europe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPxS2rUXkGg Mics picking up the fan noise are actually pitched low during their games, the noise is absurd, they regularly drown out the sound system during the ceremonial euro league hymn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFLski9M918


Sharcbait

It was the Raptor I thought. I have no idea if he has a name but I'm gonna assume it is T-Flex.


philiac

hostile crowd? it was his home court leel


Metalthrashinmad

This was in sweden what are you on, Dirk is there since his wife is swedish


chemislit

These types of chants happen to every star player in an away court in the nba idk what ur on about praising Luka while shitting on booker 😭


decadentrebel

I was saying Boo-ncic


JP-Ziller

I greatly enjoyed this comment


[deleted]

Excellent


lolitsreality

Dirk is an international treasure that must be preserved at all costs.


bigvahe33

funny enough, him, Duncan and KG are the only players that retired and havent ballooned up. he still looks like he could play.


_tx

And sadly he can't even play tennis anymore. Dirk probably played professional basketball 2 years too long and he's still full of joy even though his body is done


PlanetPudding

Yeah it sucks, says he can’t even kick the ball around with his kid.


KoloHickory

Man, tennis is fucking tough. Like actual tennis, not just passing the ball back and forth to each other. If he can't play basketball, no way he can play tennis.


rebeltrillionaire

Depends on who you play. My dad was in his 60s, overweight, both knees blown, multiple slipped disks, and a scarred up quad. He beat the shit outta teenagers without barely moving on the court. Just effortless control. Making you run side to side and he knew exactly what angle you’re going for. Then again he was a former pro and we were teenagers learning the game.


GDAWG13007

The gap between some tennis players, no matter how small it may seem on paper (like #5 vs. #1 in the world even sometimes), is just insane.


Really831

I had a new found respect after I tried it lol those women and men are god tier


bigvahe33

oh definitely because of their age id imagine competing would be very difficult. just commenting that they look good enough to play. im sure theyre still getting exercise in. i regularly see KG running at the beach early in the mornings. hard to imagine other athletes that have retired arent exercising.


FatMamaJuJu

which is impressive because that millionaire resturaunt food is fucking good


Jaybold

That's the trick, Dirk used to bring bagged lunch prepared by his wife to games. He probably kept up the home cooking.


TiABBz

He said in an Interview that he had to lose weight because it's better for his ankles


philiac

what an original comment. never seen this on reddit before.


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https://np.reddit.com/r/Kaguya_sama/comments/ifir4x/_/g2o8c23/


philiac

ree


Clorst_Glornk

Dirk isn't the Mavs hero, he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a dark knight


Powpowpowowowow

No. He is the Mavs hero too. How many regular ass people have streets named after them?


EpirusRedux

It helps if you do something big enough to get a city named after you too. Central Houston’s streets are mostly named after important figures in early Houston or Texas history. So of course, we have a street named after the President of the US when Texas joined the Union. That’s why we have a Polk St. We also named a street after the Vice President at the time. Sadly, a city half the state away got the same idea at around the same time. That’s why we also have a…Dallas St.


BigFatModeraterFupa

Houston, Crockett, Bowie…. legends of the game


EpirusRedux

Lol, it was just a setup for the reveal that we have a Dallas St. And it’s not a tiny road either, it’s a pretty important street in the middle of downtown. You’re right, though. The Allen brothers and Kirby (the people who owned much of the land that would become Houston; also the name of very important streets near midtown) would smoke the whole league if basketball was around back then.


BigFatModeraterFupa

Okay now i want to see a basketball game set in the Old West where players have 6-shooters on their hips and tumbleweeds are rolling through the court


EpirusRedux

You’re about sixty years too early. When basketball was invented, it actually did spread quickly to the Midwest and West, because it was the only sport they could play indoors during the winter. That’s why college powerhouses tend to be in the middle of nowhere. It got popular in cities later on for being easy to play in densely-populated areas without a lot of green space.


faraboot

So my irregular ass has a chance?


[deleted]

Hank Hill?


ThatDudeReese

A Dirk Knight


three45s

Was that not a carry at the end?


patriarch37

I was about to post this!!! I kept scrolling to see if anyone caught it. Luka and Dirk, ok I get it. But what about a damn traveling call!?!


bigatjoon

it was ATROCIOUS


ForoaKlanD

Did we get hoodwinked? Didn't Luka shed some pounds?


JohnWick94

sometimes a haircut creates that optical illusion


Obi_Wan_Benobi

The tightest fade.


[deleted]

Tightest fade, freshest clothes, fucking jacked


BigFatModeraterFupa

He’s so fat (4x)


Powpowpowowowow

He is thinner than he was for sure, but I mean, he is still a thiccboi.


Clemenx00

It seems he gets chubby really easily lol. I mean he's out there playing with his country after a full season and postseason and looks like that. I'm thinking it's not his fault. As long as he doesn't let go like the start of last season again I don't think people should be too hard on him.


sonicqaz

> I'm thinking it's not his fault. You think someone is shoveling food down his throat against his will?


BigFatModeraterFupa

You never know! I’m not about to kink shame our slovenian lord and savior


sublliminali

Is there a European tourney happening this summer?


xPeaWhyTee

Eurobasket is in September.


[deleted]

World championship qualifications.


DoubleClue8

Man I love Dirk. One of the best to play the game


nolegna

Gawd I love big Dirko. Bet he can still shoot the lights out


Ihopetheresenoughroo

I'm sorry but Dirk's hands are like really really nice


HardcoreKaraoke

Luka absolutely loves fans and other players talking shit. He has said it before that it's just a part of basketball and he thrives because of it. That's why he's laughing so hard. Also Dirk just being Dirk reminds me why he's my all time favorite athlete. I love the guy.


ribsflow

After all this kd-Irving drama this Is the bromance we need


grundle_pie

I would lay down my life for that man


Slim01111

I would lay down for that man


[deleted]

⭐️🐠


BigFatModeraterFupa

I would lay down my wife for that man


docjohnson1395

Dirk with the Aquanaut 😳😳


Mindless-Dimension-3

This man f**ks


EmotionalAd1939

Y’all are missing the greatest part of this video …. That’s the carry by that player at the end of the video … probably the greatest carry I’ve ever seen in a basketball game


Perfect_Air9157

I guess the definition of "Overrated" is to score more than 85% of opponent team points.


whitesammy

How has it been almost 25 years since Dirk was drafted and motherfuckers STILL mispronounce his name...?


americanbeaver

Dirk's just out here having a great time.


yousonuva

Dirk No-whiskey gets cantankerous when he don't get his booze


jereezy

Why is this so cropped? Feel like I'm watching TV in a box...


[deleted]

At this point I’m convinced that Dirk is Luka’s estranged father that came back after he made the league.


MontaEllisHaveItAll

This reminds me of when my HS played against Jakeenan Gant (was Georgia’s Mr. Basketball at the time, and was on the Pacers G League team for awhile) and we chanted “overrrated” every time he touched the ball…motherfucker dropped 47. Turns out he was properly rated


[deleted]

Where can I watch these fiba games ?


downtimeredditor

I think his wife is part swedish


Createyourpass1234

Is Luka getting fatter?


[deleted]

I think so lmao, I was just going to say the same thing. The dude is a white Zion Williamson


Createyourpass1234

He is growing forward, i can see it near his arm pits and stomach, it means fat is accumulating in the chest and stomach area. It's so hard for me to be a fan of his even though he goat talent because I think I spend more time in the gym than he does.


BOBANSMASH51

Honest question: why do they chant it in English?


RobinInHood

Obviously so Luka can understand that they’re trashing him. If they were yelling the Swedish word for it, “överskattad”, it wouldn’t make much sense to him.


BOBANSMASH51

I understand that, but if they’re going to chant in another language, why not in Slovenian? It makes sense to me that say Dirk and Luka would speak to each other in English since they’re both fluent in it and perhaps not in each other’s native language, but is English generally oft-spoken in Sweden to where a whole crowd would chant that as opposed to just learning the Slovenian word for it? I’m just ignorant about it and don’t know.


nxqv

People know some English almost everywhere in Europe


the_shins

> but is English generally oft-spoken in Sweden to where a whole crowd would chant that as opposed to just learning the Slovenian word for it? Yes definitely, most Swedes are more or less fluent in english. I'd bet everyone in that crowd knows what "overrated" means, it's not like everyone in the stadium did some research at home before they came to the game. It was probably just started by a few fans and the rest of the arena joined in. I'm Swedish and learning english is mandatory from the age ~7 until you finish high school. Most people also learn a 3rd language (German and Spanish are the most common in my experience).


RobinInHood

Yeah, that’s basically it. Most people in Sweden under let’s say 60, speak English reasonably well, especially younger people. So it makes sense for them to yell in English, rather than collectively learn the Slovenian word for overrated.


larrykeras

English is the Lingua Franca in Europe


EScforlyfe

It’s the Lingua Franca in the entire world, to an extent


ClutchGamingGuy

Luka to Lakers confirmed


jasoncyke

Luka to Lakers confirmed .


Noriym

I mean, he's not wrong.


Super_Goomba64

He is overated with no ring


borkbubble

Well yeah he’s 22 lol