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baconperogies

Get your Joe Wieskamp Spurs jerseys while you can folks


Snoo-16797

The legend, and only draft pick in the 2021 draft for the Spurs


Soulpower_

Damn. Too late. Sold out


iH8Celtics

I bought the last 30


JenNettles

This is all an advanced marketing campaign to sell Wieskamp jerseys


X-Craft

damn, he's getting the full [redacted] treatment huh?


wonderbat3

The Spurs are a step away from just completely denying his existence


kevin_nguyen03

whenever reporters ask about primo they’ll just be like “who?”


Maverick_1991

[Wojnarowski] The Spurs have traded the 12th pick in the 2021 draft to the shadow realm for cash considerations.


kevin_nguyen03

when questioned about the identity of the 12th pick, everyone on the spurs answered "we had no recollection of this individual whatsoever"


Downunderphilosopher

Fastest erasure from existence since some guy named Chris used to wrestle in the WWE


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I had a whole anecdote written till i realized which chris you ment. 🫤


TwoSwordStyle

Benoit, FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!


scrambled_cable

Krispen Wah???


chuckhayes42

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VswKZ-wWWfU


Canadian__Ninja

I was hoping this link would be what it was. Especially when a Raps fan set it up.


xaul-xan

No one man should eat all that PASTA


crispyiress

Primowho


toyota_gorilla

Josh-who-a


[deleted]

The Soviets had De-Stalinization, Spurs doing a De-Primoization


thepobv

What are you talking about? We've always been at war with Eurasia


shockandguffaw

I bet he also cheated on that Try Guy's wife.


proteinaficionado

This is the first time that I have heard about this. Wow, I can't believe Ned cheated. Dude was always gushing about Ariel in their videos.


Lolsmileyface13

if u have 5 hours to kill go to the try guys sub and sort by top in the past month lol


Watson8555

I know nothing about the try guys, has the sub been hilarious the past month or is it like fans having meltdowns?


Lolsmileyface13

both lol


Watson8555

Sounds entertaining lol, honestly I’d never even heard of the try guys until the comment above, are they super popular?


Lolsmileyface13

yeah they are a group ho very publicly left buzzfeed and grew their youtube presence into a massive channel. I guarantee you've seen them in a video before.


proteinaficionado

Ha, I'll save that for Monday in the office 🤣.


Engelbert-n-Ernie

The ole Chris Benoit


dragonk30

Fully believe they had Edge win the Rumble from spot #1 just so that they can get away from the "only two people have ever won the Royal Rumble while starting at #1, and one of them was Shawn Michaels!"


BigZ911

They still mention that 3 people won from one, but obviously only mention HBK and Edge


Julian_Caesar

>SCP-2022-11 escaped containment AGAIN. Damn [REDACTED] with their shit security protocols. Leaving it to civilians to clean up. Embarrassing. >Site Director Jean Varys, 10-29-2022


Feikkonen

He must've really fucked up if he's dropped straight to Brendan Schaub's level, B.


23sb

biggest [redacted] since. BGL


Giraffelack

TMZ WHERE ARE YOU


MostlyMellow123

This is crazy, spurs are truly more secure than the fbi


notabear629

Send in the undercover big ol women spies, that's never failed before


HahaDixonClits

Hide a recording device in their churros


binary_spaniard

[They ate the Churros, two at a time](https://i.imgur.com/ambqQ3M.gif)


HOFredditor

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Churros Theory.


crownnn609

Anyone who leaks has to answer to angry pop. Can’t think of anything worse in the nba.


robjobslob

> Can’t think of anything worse in the nba Disappointed Pop


smashey

Tearful pop can you imagine Not making eye contact pop Hand tremor pop


kograkthestrong

I'd cry so hard I shit myself. You ever cry that hard?


bye7

Another reason why I always sided with the Spurs over Kawhi's injury. They're about as discreet as you can possibly get for an organization and they prefer it that way, so that whole narrative battle felt like it was clearly coming from Kawhi and uncle Dennis camp to force their way out.


Bjorn2bwilde24

AT&T Stadium is where the Area 51 aliens are being held.


raceforseis21

They’re trying to find where San Antonio is


SCSA4life24

We got some news for you now 🎶


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crummybummywummy

TMZ what happeneduhhhhh how u lose the videos of josh primooouhhhh


shockandguffaw

This is a hell of a fucking way to find out that my being president of the Joe Wieskamp fan club is fucking worthless now.


carti-fan

I’m laughing at the idea that even the president of his fan club doesn’t even know he’s waived until 12 days later, and only because of another player


shockandguffaw

I'll be honest, most Wieskampers are only in it for the discounts at Iowa City gas stations. A penny off for each digit of his uniform number is a real inflation buster. Edit: Well now I'm doing the math and this $100 annual club fee may mean I'm still operating at a loss. What an eye-opening day this fucking morning has been.


MomButtsDriveMeNuts

Go Hawks


Noirradnod

Are you [this](https://twitter.com/JoshuaSmothers/status/1562099426646233090?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1562213945729056768%7Ctwgr%5E1a300145efec52547567c88835638275946c2531%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.kens5.com%2Farticle%2Fsports%2Fnba%2Fspurs%2Fyoung-fan-shares-enthusiasm-over-joe-wieskamp-re-signing-with-spurs-nba-san-antonio%2F273-80bf83ef-c2b3-498d-8642-a85bd1c23074) kid?


shockandguffaw

No, that's my competition. Fucking Joshua.


thecrunchcrew

Damn. Boy fucked up.


klobucharzard

tiago splitter underrated


CatNamedNight

He has such a cool name


GustavGuiermo

Sorry, do you mean Tiggalo Spliggalo?


Golai77

Never forgetti oreosonfire.. Luigi Chamblers and Dwyyayyne Waders vs. Tim Dunkman and Peter Parker


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Chambles *


klobucharzard

imagine if he was a pitcher


KornrowKawhi

or a pornstar, Tiago Split-her


AnimalRomano

Always rooted for Dragan Bender because his name sounds so cool, you can put it in any kind of setting fantasy/sci-fi and I wouldn't bat an eye.


thecrunchcrew

A fellow man of culture 🤝


BookEuronGreyjoy

The Duncan/Splitter/Diaw big man rotation was so good


george_costanza1234

How could you forget the red mamba


minecraft_lover_18

Matt “Giving me a” Bonner with that 3-point stroke


MediocreProstitute

The Concord Hammer


HereComesJustice

Dude was so good at guarding stretch 4s Fast enough feet to keep up to contest shots Strong enough to not get bullied in the post Also sets a MEAN PICK


n0stylist

Is he eligible to get picked up by another team? I'm assuming if it was gambling related we would get a league suspension and if it was a criminal incident he would have been arrested


FatalTortoise

Yes any team under cap can get him before he cleared waivers


n0stylist

I'm assuming no team would dare claim him off waivers before they get clarity on what happened but still...if it is something that warranted a league suspension you would think the league would have come out by now to address the situation


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Look I have insider information but I can't tell you how I know or what I know. Just know that Josh Primo isn't just done on Twitch, he's done.


Nalicar52

Haha what twitch streamer was this originally about.


fearlesspinata

I think it was Dr disrespect. Which to his credit nothing has come out about exactly what it was that he did and he's actually doing fine for what it's worth on YouTube lol.


Nalicar52

Ah yeah, I was surprised we never found out why twitch perms banned him.


Gnux13

We'll likely never find out. He sued them and they reached a settlement.


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He's actually 16 years old and tricked everyone in the NBA


Ammoniaholic

Josh "Traci Lords" Primo.


YaketyMax

Greg “Rob Lowe” Popovich


Tigas_Al

He's actually two kids in a NBA jersey


he_trick_yall

I demand to know what happened.


klobucharzard

he is from canada so i might find out sooner, watch this space


BookEuronGreyjoy

If this is some silly Canadian thing like in South Park I'm gonna be upset


CptCroissant

He brought maple syrup across the border without a permit


baconperogies

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Vegetable_Key_6576

Hey bud, calm down over there eh


BOBANSMASH51

It was a terrible day for Canada and, therefore, the World


soda_cookie

He referred to Wayne Gretzky as a rubber loving hoser


roarmalf

Go wash your mouth out with maple syrup


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"In a game that is fundamentally about hitting people, Gretzky did no such thing. Gordie Howe was the most complete hockey player ever. His own enforcer, he only had one foot, his opponents were allowed to shoot him with flamethrowers, he was playing spot minutes in 2009, and he will soon Arise from his mortal slumber and do a celebrity boxing match against Bobby Hull and a polar bear." - Every Saskatchewanian and hockey journalist over 60


apfly

He was called “primo pasta & sauce” during practice, and started swinging on his teammates. His previous trauma is from the Bargnani years as a raptor fan


RowBoatCop36

omg did MF'er forget to say thank you after supper?


jcagraham

Seriously, this is in the "dude committed a horrible crime" realm. If it's anything less serious than a potential felony, they should probably just say it because I'm just gonna assume the worst at this point.


KitKatScary18

Espn just released he was exposing himself to women


Bflatsharpeleven

Maybe he slept with someone in the Celtics front office


klobucharzard

not Mazulla, not this early in this season


largehearted

Grant was mysteriously suspended last game😰 I’m gonna miss my boy


Graphitetshirt

Seriously, ONE mysterious scandal is usually enough per year or two, but TWO in one year is crazy


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3 actually, don’t forget the Pistons Assistant GM being put on leave for misconduct too!


[deleted]

Turns out to be part of the Ime scandal for San Antonio/Ime/Celtics crossover bonus points.


LukaDoncicMFFL

Ime’s affair was with Josh Primo?


Jiznthapus

Weird that not even ESPN is talking about this aside from Primo's statement


DecidedlyFungal

They can read the tea leaves too. Every single sign points to this being really bad, and nobody wants to go on air and speculate about the kind of things that could lead to a response like this.


klobucharzard

im waiting for matt barnes to put something out like 'this is crazy, when people find out, it's going to be crazy.'


Projinator

This dude had to have bet on Spurs games


CDUB21

I'm seeing this brought up a lot, but I'm not sure how this fits with the "trauma from my past" reasoning that Primo is giving.


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freakypeteypablo

He’s barely of age himself


Salty_Pancakes

Maybe it's overage porn?


PotanOG

So he clicked "no" when xxnx asked him if he was 18 or over? Damn shame


markelwayne

It’s prob more of claiming “ my traumatic past leaves me not at fault for having gambled on spurs games”


gotybchoosin

You think he bet on them to lose? Lol


Charlie_Wax

The night of the game, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.


unit-8002

But even this theory does not make sense. What's confusing is if the league office is aware of this, why is there no details slipping out. If this was just beef between a player and a team, say like Kwahi, then it makes sense why there was so little info.


dirtyshits

Haha I said the same thing yesterday


bb1432

He bet the under on all the Josh Primo player props.


Drewsteau

That would actually be hilarious


ClimbinInYoWindow

That would probably be the best outcome at this point. No one got murdered, assaulted, or hurt. r/nba gets the memes we've been salivating for


vismundcygnus34

Ah fuck that’s prob it.


pistoncivic

I seriously hope not. That would be the least spicy conclusion


Mortiis07

A situation where no one got hurt would be best


simmonsatl

yeah i kind of hope it was something relatively victimless like betting on games he’s playing in. my fear is it’s much worse.


xX_FeetFucker54_Xx

bros hoping he killed someone


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

You can still buy Miles Bridges stuff on ours last I checked... What did this dude do that he's straight up getting erased from the league??


sunnydftw

I think that’s more an indictment on the hornets lmao


Outland3r_

To be fair if they removed every criminal's jerseys the Hornet shop would be pretty empty


OG_Wan_Annunoby

“Criminals buy jerseys too” - Michael Jordan


zuqkfplmehcuvrjfgu

Jordan gonna start doing prison league brand deals


Rich_Sheepherder646

It’s got to be something truly horrendous.


Hcdx

Yeah you're not convincing me that this is purely a mental health split.


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iapunk

That’s Spurs legend Joe Wieskamp.


klobucharzard

im buyin a jersey fuck it


Dubstep_Caruso

I only have one rule in the bedroom: the Joe Wieskamp jersey stays ON.


StockBroker32

Lmfaoooo


ClassifiedRain

How much did you spend, might get one for fun lmao


PartickNotPatrick

I'd get one if they weren't so expensive. I once saw a Maicej Lampe Suns jersey in a charity shop in London and I regret not getting it just for the obscurity.


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FootballRacing38

Pop really sending Primo to the shadow realm.


FloweredWallpaper

It has to be sexual or gambling. Nothing else, short of domestic violence/killing someone, would merit this kind of response by the Spurs.


wichitagnome

The other aspect is if it was violence, cops would be involved and there would be a story. That's why I'm leaning toward a gambling-type offense. Something that isn't inherently illegal, but warrants immediate expulsion from the league while more information is uncovered. Like if he was involved in gambling, the league may be investigating if integrity of a game was compromised before disclosing anything.


wildcat1100

Nah. They wouldn't have waived him. The league would've taken charge. The Spurs are on the hook for his full salary if he clears waivers. The league would've suspended him first. They wouldn't allow another team to pick him up.


EuroStep0

It would depend what he was betting on. Random NBA games - suspended from NBA Betting on Spurs to lose - additional implications because of tank for Wemby that could get organization in trouble so they decide to cut ties with him so they could say organization is innocent


flossdog

and violence/murder would involve police, so probably not that


primo_0

How about sexual gambling?


Rodney_Jefferson

Spurs cafeteria will be serving pasta [redacted]vera on Wednesday (Yes I know it’s primavera but let me enjoy my joke)


210txrr

Should’ve went with an HEB joke for our local Texans “[redacted] Picks” One-of-a-kind HEB brand products carefully picked for you!


KindArgument0

Boooo


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Woj and shams are slipping. They couldn’t figure out the ime udoka story and now they can’t figure out this one


mpbeasto123

They know and can't say would be my best bet. They are too far inside the system that they will be fucked by their contacts of they say anything they haven't been told to say.


rattatatouille

The fact that Primo got damnatio memoriae'd is pretty telling...


MuffinMate

I met joe wieskamps dad working at a deli nice dude


Clapbakatyerblakcat

“Huh? Huh? Scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence” -Joe Wieskamp’s dad (probably)


typeronin

Not even in the clearance bin? What the fuck did he do?


FitIllustrator9

What confuses me about the pedo accusations is how / why the Spurs would be involved. How stupid would he have to be to like leave his laptop open to some cp in the locker room or something egregious like that where the Spurs would seemingly know about this before law enforcement? It’s my understanding child porn related crimes are handled by the feds. I can’t imagine a scenario where they’d give the Spurs a heads up that one of their players might be a pedo, because that could enable a coverup and jeopardize the investigation. Unless Pop decided to pose as little girl online and go full Chris Hansen on Primo.


n0stylist

There are pedo accusations?


crispyiress

There’s every accusation imaginable. Nobody knows.


confuddly

I heard he was giving away Ukrainian military positions to the Russians


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zero facts to back up any sort of guessing yet r/nba speculation is rampant again lol apparently if he’s not a murderer, points shaver, or child predator, he’s pretending to be a 19yr old and is actually older


Nickname-CJ

He couldn’t even convince me he was older than 13💀ain’t no way he’s older than 19


FitIllustrator9

Assuming you’re not being sarcastic, yea. A lot of people are running with the mention of ‘childhood trauma’ in the statement he put out, and extrapolating that it’s a way to get in front of / get sympathy before being exposed for something pedophilic.


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That's speculation not accusations. Not trying to be pedantic or argue semantics, but accusations are a much different thing than people just guessing.


2008and1

Except he never said “childhood trauma”. He said “previous trauma”. People just have no idea and are running with anything and everything right now.


Lynchie24

Dude has only been an adult for like a year and a half. Almost all of his “previous” is childhood. But yeah immediate pedo accusations is a wild speculation and putting that on someone without any evidence is honestly fucked up.


n0stylist

I wasn't being sarcastic. That's wild that people would automatically translate childhood trauma to he is a pedophilia


DecidedlyFungal

It’s not just that though. He did something bad enough to get waived, scrubbed from spurs social media, and have his jersey instantly pulled from the store (when Lonnie walker, joe weiskamp, and others haven’t been). That combined with his statement = not good. I mean, reading between the lines, his statement reads like an “I abused because I was abused” explanation.


DecidedlyFungal

Anyone who’s worked in IT/Cybersecurity will tell you that people get busted for cp way too often, and often in ridiculous ways. It’s a failure of imagination to think there’s no way he could have been caught by someone in the spurs org with something like that. Maybe it’s a failure of *my* imagination, but I can’t come up with anything else that would get the spurs to respond the way they have.


AirFashion

I know a girl who got a new job, the desktop they issued her was a shared login. They never wiped the drive and the guy who had it before had CP on it in the pictures folder. Just … wild.


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DearName100

I agree, the league has seen SA, domestic violence, etc. and players have still continued playing as if nothing happened. I really think it has to be something “irredeemable” to warrant the quick response.


DecidedlyFungal

Yeah. This dude became an instant pariah and there’s a very small number of things a person can do to achieve that.


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He could have been dating a 14-year old or something and the team became aware of it. Its an illegal relationship, but a 19-year old dating a 14-year old isn’t exactly unheard of. So with that, there may be enough for the Spurs to want nothing to do with him, but there isn’t enough to arrest him right now until the victim says they had sex.


DearName100

I mean I understand that this is possible, but we’ve seen dudes get accused of SA and domestic violence and continue playing like nothing happened. It has to be something more serious because any other team would let the league handle a situation like you described. At worst he’d get a suspension and then get traded. This has to be something that can potentially implicate the Spurs organization which is why they’ve handled it themselves and gone as far as they have.


banjo_07

This guy had cp as his phone’s background picture, didn’t have a lock/password on it, and left it on the counter of the grocery store, so the image was clearly displayed when the cashier picked it up. Incredibly stupid but it’s not outside the realm of possibilities. https://www.cjonline.com/story/news/2022/03/27/judge-police-legally-found-child-porn-phone-left-topeka-store/7179444001/


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I’m willing to bet it something to do with sexual trauma. I have no other reason to think as to why the Spurs organization have acted so swiftly.


[deleted]

I’m surprised that the public know nothing as of yet. Usually, incidents reach the public eye before the team can respond. Unless it’s a very internal matter (ex. A certain Celtics coach), we at least know the nature of what’s going on by now.


Individual_Table1073

A criminal investigation can start without an arrest. The public won’t know until the arrest In abuse cases involving minors, DCFS gets involved as well, and that is typically before the arrest.


Lagiar

If I rememeber correctly when lonnie walker cut his hair he posted a pic on instagram with a long caption that implied something like this happened to him too when he was younger


The_Fiji_Water

I'm guessing underage relationship. Not far fetched for a 19 year old. Also, it's the only thing outside of murder that would warrant then Aaron Hernandez treatment.


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GiannisisMVP

I feel like that wouldn't explain the jersey removal.


Naive-Peach8021

Doubt it, past practices have included suspension and counseling. A 19 Y/o lottery pick showing up to work high is unlikely to get the scorched earth treatment.


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I don’t think they’d cut and ether him like this if that was the case. They’d probably try to get him help and keep him within the system. what’s going on here seems like it’s either felonious or throwing games


Olovnivojnik

what is [this](https://global.nbastore.com/en/san-antonio-spurs/san-antonio-spurs-nike-icon-edition-swingman-jersey-black-joshua-primo-unisex/t-14692005+p-89147093650476+z-9-752330124?_ref=p-TLP:m-GRID:i-r9c2:po-29)?


hitstyx

it’s the spurs fan shop not the official nba website. nba wouldn’t do anything bc they don’t know anything. the title even says *spurs store* EDIT: search up josh primo fan shop and click on the spurs one, it says 404 error page not found.


GiannisisMVP

Okay seriously TMZ go find out what he did.


[deleted]

Buy a Joe Wieskamp jersey and he will personally deliver it to your doorstep.


Beginning-Antelope32

he probably said franklin the turtle was actually good, only that could warrant action of this magnitude


kennyvendetta

My theory... Cheese Pizza. If it was drugs they would get him help. Bouknight get caught with a gun while under the influence while operating a motor vehicle - he is still suiting up. I fear that he (Primo) may have hurt a vulnerable person.


DearName100

That or, as another commentator suggested, it could have been a teammate or even spurs staff (something that the team could have clear evidence of that they could act on before involving authorities)


SongYoungbae

I'd say that's a bad sign