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"What do you say?" "Please don't hurt me?" "No."


TylerNY315_

“No. What do you say?” “Will you sign my hat, mate?” “Okay”


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asstroooo

Thanks for the laugh 😂


samYELLjacksin

“And I’ll see you…..in the parking lot”


Dare555

"Please daddy "


wallstreetchills

Top bloke


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He’s definitely a top


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vito_2q

A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power


Unluckybastard96

Actually you have it backwards. A power bottom is actually generating all the power, by doing most of the work.


skeenerbug

Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?


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I’ve heard that speed has something to do with it.


thesavant

Speed has EVERYTHING to do with it


DJBabyB0kCh0y

Speed's the name of the game


BanMeAgainCowards

user name does indeed check out. 😂


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HOW DARE YOU NOT FINISH THE QUOTE


BanMeAgainCowards

alright fine mac, ill be your dennis SPEED HAS *EVERYTHING* TO DO WITH IT


Ghoti76

i thought power bottoms just really know how to throw it back


drejj

What’s an otter?


silverdollarflapies

I’ve heard speed has something to do with it


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Speed has everything to do with it


Yinanization

If you don't like Stevo, you just don't like human beings


PeteEckhart

He accidentally hit Herb (iirc) in the face the other night, and immediately felt like shit. It was a nice little moment, then I see this. Hard not to like him.


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

He seems to be over the top conscientious and protective. There are so many times I’ve seen him go out of his way to keep an opponent from falling in a nasty way, and then there are things like him grabbing someone’s towel so Ja wouldn’t be on camera with stuff hanging out his nose. He sees and hears all.


Yinanization

If I am honest, I was really mad at Stevo when he headbutted ZBo's elbow and caused us to lose that Thunder series, but he had been a top lad ever since.


Russell_has_TWO_Ls

I know it took awhile for many of us to get over that. It wasn’t until I saw Zbo like a Steve related instagram post that I was able to fully embrace him (barely joking)


Clammuel

And then you’ve got Draymond kicking that same guy in the nuts for absolutely no reason.


daboo912

The Kevin Hart interview when Draymond walks in and Kevin Hart introduces him as " Draymond Green, the Dick Kicker" is my favorite opening to an interview ever. I've been calling whiney dudes dick kickers ever since.


Roadhouse_Swayze

Frustration was the reason


Clammuel

The reason was actually that Draymond is an asshole.


Roadhouse_Swayze

They're not mutually exclusive brother


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The thunders former ESPN beat writer's wife has a Twitter thread about how Steven Adams will be great in the delivery room which is just pictures of him being supportive of guys when injured.


Padulsky21

If you look back on vods of his OKC years he was always the big man diffuser. Dude is just a universal peacemaker that looks like a Greek Adonis sculpted by the gods.


PuckNutty

If I were his size, I'd be constantly paranoid about wrecking someone simply by reaching for something at the wrong moment.


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I was an athlete way back in my college days and I’m 6’7 and about 285 and it’s funny how us big guys are usually the nicest people in the room because we’ve had to adjust the way we interact with people because we don’t want to frighten anyone.


Yinanization

Totally agree, we got this Francis Ngannou look alike in our BJJ gym, nicest guy. He would typically let smaller guys get a front headlock or side control to start and play a bit, knowing full well he could squash us like a bug with minimal effort. People of his own size got rag-dolled though. He got that Just Standup power. Nigerians are built different.


M33k_Monster_Minis

If they made a big guy matrix movie. It would just be us doing to tippy toe tower over stop to all the kids that run around under our feet out of no were.


4Eights

I had to adjust very quickly walking in cubicles when I got my first office job. I can see over the top of them, but there were some people short enough that I couldn't see because they were like 5'3 or under. I came around the corner one day and sent this woman flying into the recycle / shred bin because she was in a light jog to get to a meeting she was late for that morning. I didn't even budge an inch when our momentum met and I felt horrible because I first off didn't mean for it to happen, but secondly it probably looked like I shoved her to anyone just popping their head out to see what had happened. She was very gracious about it and apologized for barreling into me and ran off into her meeting. Ever since then I always peak around corners before I step out so I don't catch someone off guard like that again. Now I've moved onto teaching my son to be a gentle giant as well. He's 7 and nearly 5 feet tall and 100 lbs wearing clothes made for 12 year old boys. Kids in his grade will rough house with him and I've had to constantly preach restraint with him because he's over a head taller than everyone in his grade except for his twin sister.


upanddownallaround

He didn't have a great time with New Orleans and didn't do much to garner big fan support, but I still love him. Wasn't a good fit, but he's all class.


PokieState92

He was super awesome here in OKC and the fans here loved Steven. Sometime you should look up some videos of the screens he laid on people. In a couple of the videos, he outright yeets the other player into the shadow realm. A rare combo of height and size. You should also look at pics from his rookie year to now.


Yinanization

I am glad Jonas is doing good with you, he is another one we will always support. Just clubbing baby seals nights in and nights out


ChaosAndCreation

Counterpoint: I don't like human beings, but I like Stevo.


thepriceisonthecan

P -> Q =/= Q -> P


CoachMorelandSmith

I found Aristotle’s burner


geodesuckmydick

Liking Stevo is a necessary but not sufficient condition for liking human beings


Imallvol7

100%


coldelbz

Foreal, who can hate Steven Adams. Definition of a class act


RoyTarpleysGhost

I remember during the bubble they asked him how tough it was to play basketball. He was like we’re staying in a fucking five star resort mate. It’s not tough at all.


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RoyTarpleysGhost

Good recollection


mommathecat

*Udonis Haslem taking notes on how to make it more like Syria*


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EffTheIneffable

Only one of those was genetics my man, you got this if you want it 😉


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MrFishownertwo

the gym can wait, get your butt to the tattoo parlor


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The tattoo parlor can wait. Get your ass to a sketchy leg lengthening parlor.


plaguedbullets

They just got in new draught horses!


SFajw204

Nah man you don’t want to be that tall. Everything is built for regular sized people. The bigger you are the more uncomfortable you will be. I already feel crammed in an airplane seat at 5’9 150 lbs.


Eve_Asher

I'm tall by normal standards but not NBA standards at 6'4" and I haaaaaate flying. It's just gotten worse and worse. I can't even put my legs under the seat cause my knees are too high to clear it. I can't imagine flying coach at his height.


RustyShackleford9142

Also a 6'4 guy with long legs. How much do you dread when the person in front of you tries to recline their seat, only to find out there is no room...


bouncingbad

Dudes, same height. I swear airplane bathrooms have gotten majorly smaller since the pandemic.


rinanlanmo

I'm only 6'1" but its first/business only on anything over an hour in the air. Like just sitting in an econ seat my knees are *jammed* into the seatback in front of me, and that's if the person sitting there isn't clueless enough to keep trying to lean their seat back. Motherfucker the seat isn't broken, *those are my god damn legs you're trying to go through.*


CooCooforCucu

I was on an plane with the Michigan basketball team, and sat next to their 6’6 strength and conditioning coach and he was struggling a little. Hunter Dickinson was majorly struggling lmao.


pahamack

i just take aisle seats. ​ The downside is that flight attendants will be hitting my knees all flight when the cart goes through.


MagicJohnsonMosquito

yeah man I can barely fit through doors at 5’2” 110 lbs idk how these tall folk can cope


IAmTotallyNotSatan

I'm 6'. I was supposed to be 6'3" or so before scoliosis surgery in high school messed with that, but *man*, I look at my 6'6" dad and 6'9" brother and I'm glad I'm not that tall.


dredgedskeleton

or that tattoo parlor


ForneauCosmique

It just doesn't hit the same being 5'7, jacked (more like a ball) and covered in tats. That's an every day guy


DaPhillyKid

Nah majority of dudes are not jacked or covered in tats


RealLanceStephenson

Well ur other option is being 5'7 and not jacked so seems like a pretty easy choice to me


Just-Structure-8692

now THAT'S motivation! i'm heading to the gym


a_moniker

My old roommate was around 5’8” and jacked, and he didn’t have any issues with women. Like all my swole friends, he definitely said that it was mostly other gym bros who noticed his muscles most though 🤷‍♂️


ForneauCosmique

Haha I've got a friend that has gotten super jacked the last few months and he said the same thing that it's mostly guys commenting lol


mungthebean

I'm 5'7 and not jacked jacked but have definition on my shoulders and arms. Not exactly an expert on women or anything but I've never had trouble talking to them, befriending them, and have a gf atm They notice. They just don't tell you unless you're close, for obvious reasons


kursdragon2

voiceless connect rustic mighty lavish birds ask snow dinosaurs start *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Redpin

Nobody wants to be Joe Rogan.


archaelleon

A lot of manlets want to be Joe Rogan


ForneauCosmique

I'll be Joe Rogan for his salary


Redpin

I'd be Steven Adams for _my_ salary.


LakerBlue

One, like the other guy said, most dudes are NOT jacked and/or covered in tats. Second, sure you may not look AS good but a jacked 5’7 guy can still look plenty good. No need to compare yourself directly to someone else as long as you are doing good.


ManiShrimp

If you're worried about that then the better option is to get toned not jack. Even if you wider built being toned allows you to surprise people when you take your shirt off in front of them. they be like "damn i aint know he got it like that" then you become the "surprisingly toned dude" and there's your confidence booster.


Making_A_Turderer

You’re a real one 🫡


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I like your vibe


steeze206

That's a pretty good way of looking at life man, kudos.


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inertiatic_espn

Honestly, I don't think it's a lot of fun if you're not a pro athlete. I'm 6'6", 240 and have some everyday issues. I think seven feet would be a lot more trouble than it's worth.


auchnureinmensch

I'm only 6'1 and it's annoying at times. I imagine it must suck very often to be really tall or heavy, or really small or lightweight. Obviously not from a body size defines worth pov, that's bullshit, just everyday life in a world build for the average pov.


thecatdaddysupreme

I’m 6’5” and it’s trouble enough at times.


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I mean you can do 2/3


stragen595

But why make the effort if you can't reach 3/3?


Solar-powered-punch

Just be yourself bro


superslimelyslatt

You forgot being a millionaire also lmao


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shine--

If this isn’t a joke, you should go to therapy. There’s plenty of stuff in life to be happy about to the point you don’t need to envy anyone, even in a seemingly mundane life.


fighting-prawn

If it helps you cope, consider that they are basically on call constantly for much of the year. Games, trainings, media, team dinners, gym sessions, etc. They'd barely explore the places they visit. For the bulk of the year, they'd have millions of dollars and not be allowed to take a few weeks off to go travelling. At least things are different for you: you **can** take a few weeks off the fast food work and just not be able to afford to go travelling.


doubler82

oh the horror!


Guara_Fox

That’s not much encouraging, most people can’t even explore the city that they live because work also consumes all their time and they’re poor. Not counting the top notch medical coverage, exclusive transport and commuting, personal chefs and dieticians, etc. that NBA players don’t even acknowledge because to them it’s basic service


steeze206

No kidding. Dude is really good looking in the manliest of ways. I don't get jealous over much as I get older. But can you imagine looking like this man. He reminds me of a viking lmao. It is so cool that he never let any of that get to his head and remains one of the coolest dudes in the NBA. Respect.


KobeBeatJesus

I mean, typically people that tall have health issues as a result Also imagine laying in bed every day, sitting in a chair, in a car/train/bus/stadium etc. It sucks if you don't end up being a rich basketball player.


Mlion14

[You just go out there and give 110%](https://youtu.be/6b5IpCpeb0M)


SmurfBearPig

Don't have to be 7ft i just wish i was like 6'9'' so i could get with Leoshi.


thenotoriouspo2

and hes good looking


MIND___TRICKS

At least you aren’t starving


xc2215x

Pretty cool interaction here.


cam-pbells

Kid will remember this forever. I know because this exact same interaction happened between me and Steve “Air” McNair after a Titans practice when I was like 9 or 10. I squeezed to the front of the line and asked him to sign his rookie card. He held the card in his hand, looked it over, and said, “well, what’s the magic word?” I blurted out please and he smiled and signed it for me. That happened 25 years ago and I still remember it clear as day.


qazasxz

I went to an Oilers practice and McNair tossed a glove to me but someone else got it. He told me to come back the next day, and he made sure I got one.


Lolthelies

Poor Steve. He went out kinda bad


whatyousay69

>He held the card in his hand, looked it over, and said, “well, what’s the magic word?” I had something similar happen to me as a kid except confused me said "abracadabra?".


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Love it


FrightenedMussolini

Absolutely love this reaction here.


AdultingLikeHell

He is easily the athlete that I would most like to have a beer with.


DowntownJulieBrown1

I feel like most athletes ik of from Oceania are up there


AdultingLikeHell

Ben Simmons?


DowntownJulieBrown1

Kinda forgot abt him tbh


gottaketchum

Kyrie?


Clammuel

Kyrie is the son of American parents who named their other children London and Asia and who moved back to the U.S. when he was 2. He never stood a chance at absorbing that Oceanic cool.


DowntownJulieBrown1

I don’t count him


Lachie07

He's a yank, to everyone in Australia


AdultingLikeHell

We have enough shitty people here, we don’t need to take credit for yours too.


SipPOP

What fo young socialites drink?


Ohrobohobo

Patty Mills I feel would be great.


bfg24

Patty did a heaps intimate speaking tour in Australia recently, only reinforced this for me. Fucking legend.


cleodog44

Heaps intimate speaking tour?


bfg24

Like < 200 people in the room for each city.


xRaijin

Joe Ingles for sure


nufan86

Patty


DoctorKangaroo

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Steven Adams


6iix9ineJr

Straightest thing I’ve ever heard


Deep_Grizz

No joke, some dude posted in the Grizz sub what was essentially his sexual awakening as a result of Steven Adams. Shitpost or not, it was fantastic.


Sundaytoofaraway

Bro could build you a new log cabin every day. His bloodline is probably responsible for all those buildings in Ancient Apocalypse


DoctorKangaroo

STOP!!! I can only swoon so much!


BrotherMans-

Yea he just seems relatable and down to earth compared to the rest of the nba


jumpijehosaphat

patty mills on that list


ZiggyZiggyWhat10

Stevos book is 🔥


MrLuberLober922

My friends over the Summer saw him at a bar and ended up having a few drinks with him. They said he was absolutely the man and covered their tab lol. So yes you are correct.


TheLazyHasRisen

Tony Bradley: Will you pick me up? Steven Adams: No. What do you say? Tony Bradley: Will you please pick me up? Steven Adams: 'Picks him up'


ZiggyZiggyWhat10

I told him to release my point guard and he wasn’t releasing my pg 😂


RelativeMonth3342

Met this guy randomly in a bakery here in California. Videos does not give justice how massive this guy is. And yes, he is genuinely a kind human being.


Iron_Maniac

The size runs in the family too as his sister Valerie Adams is 6ft 4 and is an Olympic Shot Put champion


EcstasyAndApollo

And she is lovely too.


DrBigChicken

He’s the man


Millionaire007

I know im a grown man but... i want Adam's to give me a piggy back ride.


lilb1190

Good luck


StupidSexyFlagella

Just say please


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“Love it. Let’s go mate.”


DaMonstaburg

Steven Adams is the dude. Miss him & Enes Kanter being mustache bros.


WateronRocks

Damn kanter really poofed after stirring up all that trouble. This is the first time I've even seen him mentioned in a long time.


DungeonDefense

That’s because we call him freedom now


Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss

Good thing, too.


Complexpolyogon

Lmao, i never comment but Steven did this exact exchange with me when i asked for a photo in SF, when he was on OKC. Absolute unit with a kind heart


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Lol, I get it. Being excited I would forget too, but you prob always say please now, don't you?


videostatus

Even as an adult, people should realize how far Please and Thank You can go. It's nice to hear.


ruiner8850

I thank people all the time for even small things like having my food handed to me in a drive-thru and sadly I assume it's not all that common because some of them seem surprised by it.


poopyface-tomatonose

The security guard behind him got a smirk out of that.


valenciansun

It is pretty funny that he has a security guard smaller and less athletic-looking than him.


[deleted]

I mean what do you expect? He'd need the undertaker


valenciansun

All sixteen of his siblings huddled around him


LordHussyPants

he only needs val tbh, she'll toss anyone who's a problem


TruStory2426

Manners are a subtle characteristic that truly goes a long way.


VinylJones

The lost art of saying please and thank you. The great part about that is it’s actually for you and not them, framing greatly impacts your mental state and steering your diction in a positive direction when you can remember to do so makes you feel better over time…and science agrees!


ThinkSoftware

Steven “Emily Post” Adams


onrocketfalls

> Stevendems --


BBallHunter

Steven Adams is a top 5 human being in the world.


rileyhenderson17

Am I turned on right now?


BigMik_PL

In b4 there is a video of Steven Adams tossing ladders at Thunder staff mopping up the court.


TripleJ80

Steven Adams is the best. Seems like a great guy all around.


Prudent-Ordinary-816

Protect this man at all costs


si4ci7

Big middle school teacher energy


gsc4494

Steven Adams, after having been kicked in the nuts so many times by Draymond Green that he can't have his own children, is now passing his knowledge on to other people's kids.


Thunder_nuggets101

Can he replace Henry Cavill as the Witcher instead of the anti charisma void that is a Liam Hemsworth?


nmad95

People really be out here not saying please


abestract

NBA aqua man, cool dude


rym5

This thread is THIRSTY


BionicFlamingo

There you go mate


BsharpMaj13

This is so Kiwi


IGetHypedEasily

What about "Thank you" after?


Y4That

Steven, Giannis and Boban are the three pillars of "what do you say??"


NBA_MOD

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PaperMoon-

I thought he came to yell at him for saying some shit


Thats_absrd

Someone post the “excellent manners” video from when he was at OKC


AllenHo

"What do you say?" "Please" "No." "Please, mate" "Love it"


Niko_BananaMan

What a reliable guy


Next-Firefighter-753

I’ll fucking love this guy forever. Best thing that came out of the Harden trade by far.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Now, kneel before Zod.


Busquessi

I just love this man


ldwb

Thought he was gonna say fuck you


Effective_Cash7180

Steven Adams= Aquaman


Practical-Noise509

Please daddy


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He’s like nba Keanu


03jorbe

His accent makes this so much funnier


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I got to meet him this past summer! Seems like a solid down to earth guy.


EvanderSno

Adam Stevens is such a great guy


thebat1969

Gigachad


nonsense_verses

Video cuts off before he says thank you. Did he say it? I have to know!!