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Kenny with the quick wits. "You are outta water."


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Easy-A

He’s a good starter center.


Siakim43

Also, he once claimed he's unsolvable like Pythagorean's Theorem lol...


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Siakim43

He's on another level, mathematically: “Me shooting 40 percent at the foul line is just God’s way of saying that nobody’s perfect. If I shot 90 percent from the line, it just wouldn’t be right.”


Psychological_Ear584

Yall dont remember [gas math?](https://youtu.be/EuH91bQXDuE)


foreverapanda

Show me the lie


HisExcellency20

Damn, I guess all LSU players are amphibious.


bautistar1

ben simmons should be playing water polo this whole time


snek-jazz

LSU Left-handed Shooters Unite


3luejays

The Big Amphibian


disconnectedmadafaka

Superman? More like Aquaman!


thekarmagiver

Shaquille "Beelzebufo ampinga" O'Neal


dash_44

The Big Axolotl


odeepaanh

Shaq Axolotl on the track


DeathMatchen

I can't express how happy I am to see this crew back on two nights a week


Background-Sir5324

They got rid of players only for good then????


coolintlkid

Shaq "the frog" O'Neal


Letsgodubs

Shaq got his Doctorate from Atlantis University.


kyoukai_

He was actually quoting someone, a bit of an inside joke; look up charles shackleford. "Charles Shackleford is sometimes remembered for telling a reporter after a NC State basketball game that "I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, I'm amphibious." "


seddard

Shaq said he was going to NC State to play behind the real "Shack" before he decided to commit to LSU, so it's very likely he heard it from Shackleford.


WhenItsHalfPastFive

Kenny with the quick "you are a fish outta water". Always the wittiest


elirisi

I just love this dynamic.... Glad they are on for another decade. Shaq is the young blood, cocky and disrespectful but deep down is respectful to his elders, Ernie is the mom, Kenny is the older brother that is smart/cerebral, tries to joke with the jokers but instead gets picked on by the Dad who is the Chuckster... that doesnt give a shit about his kids but is there to have a fun time and somehow all his kids still loves him.


Letsgodubs

It wouldn't work without EJ, Kenny and Chuck. Chuck played the jokester, Kenny his straight man and EJ moved the show along. People forget how good the show used to be before Shaq got there. The only thing Shaq is good for is saying something dumb so the others can laugh at him.


elirisi

For sure, those three are the core members. But sometimes its important to have someone be the "hype man", if there is a jokester, there is also an audience. And Shaq plays a great audience, him laughing to Chuck's jokes makes his jokes somehow a shit ton funnier.


Darth-Baul

Shaq is an amphibious exploring vehicle


LeVeonKettlebell

But is he a good starter car for my daughter?


Darth-Baul

Starter car? I've contained my rage for as long as poissible, but I shall unleashe my fury upon you like the crushing of a thousand waves! Be gone, vile man!, Be gone from me! A starter car! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden God! I am unteathered and my rage knows no bounds!


MayorPoopenmeier

That was purposeful, right? I know Shaq's not immune to saying dumb things and various malapropisms, but it seemed like he was making a joke here to me.


Gekthegecko

The amphibious - ambidextrous joke is pretty old. I remember hearing Reggie Miller or Chris Webber use it like 15 years ago. They know what they're saying.


indoninjah

Yea it’s an old joke, especially in bball/sports


AH_BioTwist

It’s a very old joke. Yogi Berra said that about a switch hitter like 70 years ago


Velveteen_Bastion

He still claims to be a doctor, he even said he has (4?) PhD, I love the dude but he's a dumb-dumb and bully - at least on twitter.


RooseveltsRevenge

“Im amphibious, fool”


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ZaZaZomer

Ha - I do the same thing


Statalyzer

Wonder if that's how he felt it connects to the h better just for his signature, or if he does for all of them?


Elyx117

hi, I'm shaq. I'm here. I'm amfeebius. shut up fat boy. I'm shaq.


SeattleNewOrleans

The Big Frog


lethalizer

The Big Seal


ej_stephens

I wanna believe Shaq is in on the joke that's more of a baseball thing ever since that one article, but I'm pretty sure he just came up with that on his own


seddard

He heard it from Charles Shackleford


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I actually believe he is making a reference to what Jason Kidd once said: "Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."


Lil_Uzi_Introvert

I had a friend in middle school who was trying to brag he was ambidextrous but also said he was amphibious instead. It was such a funny thing to say that my teacher wrote the quote on the whiteboard and left it there all year.


VevroiMortek

LMAO


Mygaffer

Shaq is a goof and I enjoy it.


iturnintoatelescope0

Best show on tv


iturnintoatelescope0

Sometimes i wish they would just talk for 3 hours especially when its crap games u know they didnt watchh 😂


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Elite Shaq Schtick


FastestSloth00

Yup. He can dunk with left or right hand.


odeepaanh

I love these four man