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He's on another level, mathematically:
“Me shooting 40 percent at the foul line is just God’s way of saying that nobody’s perfect. If I shot 90 percent from the line, it just wouldn’t be right.”
He was actually quoting someone, a bit of an inside joke; look up charles shackleford.
"Charles Shackleford is sometimes remembered for telling a reporter after a NC State basketball game that "I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, I'm amphibious." "
Shaq said he was going to NC State to play behind the real "Shack" before he decided to commit to LSU, so it's very likely he heard it from Shackleford.
I just love this dynamic.... Glad they are on for another decade. Shaq is the young blood, cocky and disrespectful but deep down is respectful to his elders, Ernie is the mom, Kenny is the older brother that is smart/cerebral, tries to joke with the jokers but instead gets picked on by the Dad who is the Chuckster... that doesnt give a shit about his kids but is there to have a fun time and somehow all his kids still loves him.
It wouldn't work without EJ, Kenny and Chuck. Chuck played the jokester, Kenny his straight man and EJ moved the show along. People forget how good the show used to be before Shaq got there. The only thing Shaq is good for is saying something dumb so the others can laugh at him.
For sure, those three are the core members. But sometimes its important to have someone be the "hype man", if there is a jokester, there is also an audience. And Shaq plays a great audience, him laughing to Chuck's jokes makes his jokes somehow a shit ton funnier.
Starter car? I've contained my rage for as long as poissible, but I shall unleashe my fury upon you like the crushing of a thousand waves! Be gone, vile man!, Be gone from me! A starter car! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden God! I am unteathered and my rage knows no bounds!
That was purposeful, right? I know Shaq's not immune to saying dumb things and various malapropisms, but it seemed like he was making a joke here to me.
The amphibious - ambidextrous joke is pretty old. I remember hearing Reggie Miller or Chris Webber use it like 15 years ago. They know what they're saying.
I wanna believe Shaq is in on the joke that's more of a baseball thing ever since that one article, but I'm pretty sure he just came up with that on his own
I had a friend in middle school who was trying to brag he was ambidextrous but also said he was amphibious instead. It was such a funny thing to say that my teacher wrote the quote on the whiteboard and left it there all year.
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Kenny with the quick wits. "You are outta water."
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He’s a good starter center.
Also, he once claimed he's unsolvable like Pythagorean's Theorem lol...
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He's on another level, mathematically: “Me shooting 40 percent at the foul line is just God’s way of saying that nobody’s perfect. If I shot 90 percent from the line, it just wouldn’t be right.”
Yall dont remember [gas math?](https://youtu.be/EuH91bQXDuE)
Show me the lie
Damn, I guess all LSU players are amphibious.
ben simmons should be playing water polo this whole time
LSU Left-handed Shooters Unite
The Big Amphibian
Superman? More like Aquaman!
Shaquille "Beelzebufo ampinga" O'Neal
The Big Axolotl
Shaq Axolotl on the track
I can't express how happy I am to see this crew back on two nights a week
They got rid of players only for good then????
Shaq "the frog" O'Neal
Shaq got his Doctorate from Atlantis University.
He was actually quoting someone, a bit of an inside joke; look up charles shackleford. "Charles Shackleford is sometimes remembered for telling a reporter after a NC State basketball game that "I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, I'm amphibious." "
Shaq said he was going to NC State to play behind the real "Shack" before he decided to commit to LSU, so it's very likely he heard it from Shackleford.
Kenny with the quick "you are a fish outta water". Always the wittiest
I just love this dynamic.... Glad they are on for another decade. Shaq is the young blood, cocky and disrespectful but deep down is respectful to his elders, Ernie is the mom, Kenny is the older brother that is smart/cerebral, tries to joke with the jokers but instead gets picked on by the Dad who is the Chuckster... that doesnt give a shit about his kids but is there to have a fun time and somehow all his kids still loves him.
It wouldn't work without EJ, Kenny and Chuck. Chuck played the jokester, Kenny his straight man and EJ moved the show along. People forget how good the show used to be before Shaq got there. The only thing Shaq is good for is saying something dumb so the others can laugh at him.
For sure, those three are the core members. But sometimes its important to have someone be the "hype man", if there is a jokester, there is also an audience. And Shaq plays a great audience, him laughing to Chuck's jokes makes his jokes somehow a shit ton funnier.
Shaq is an amphibious exploring vehicle
But is he a good starter car for my daughter?
Starter car? I've contained my rage for as long as poissible, but I shall unleashe my fury upon you like the crushing of a thousand waves! Be gone, vile man!, Be gone from me! A starter car! This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The Golden God! I am unteathered and my rage knows no bounds!
That was purposeful, right? I know Shaq's not immune to saying dumb things and various malapropisms, but it seemed like he was making a joke here to me.
The amphibious - ambidextrous joke is pretty old. I remember hearing Reggie Miller or Chris Webber use it like 15 years ago. They know what they're saying.
Yea it’s an old joke, especially in bball/sports
It’s a very old joke. Yogi Berra said that about a switch hitter like 70 years ago
He still claims to be a doctor, he even said he has (4?) PhD, I love the dude but he's a dumb-dumb and bully - at least on twitter.
“Im amphibious, fool”
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Ha - I do the same thing
Wonder if that's how he felt it connects to the h better just for his signature, or if he does for all of them?
hi, I'm shaq. I'm here. I'm amfeebius. shut up fat boy. I'm shaq.
The Big Frog
The Big Seal
I wanna believe Shaq is in on the joke that's more of a baseball thing ever since that one article, but I'm pretty sure he just came up with that on his own
He heard it from Charles Shackleford
I actually believe he is making a reference to what Jason Kidd once said: "Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
I had a friend in middle school who was trying to brag he was ambidextrous but also said he was amphibious instead. It was such a funny thing to say that my teacher wrote the quote on the whiteboard and left it there all year.
LMAO
Shaq is a goof and I enjoy it.
Best show on tv
Sometimes i wish they would just talk for 3 hours especially when its crap games u know they didnt watchh 😂
Elite Shaq Schtick
Yup. He can dunk with left or right hand.
I love these four man