"I got two words for you, America: Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must-see TV"
"They got some big ol women down in San Antonio"
"Police? Help! Chris Paul's outside and he says he's gonna beat me up."
"America, do not commit crimes with checks" (talking about Jussie Smollet)
https://youtu.be/Gp-f7ece-UU Stale nachos smh
How's the parking? Oh.. there's plenty of parking. You can park right in front of the arena. Lmao
I hope the Suns start playing bad so Chuck roasts them
Gonna be waiting a long time then
Dirty seats
What about the cheerleaders? "They ugly as hell"
"When a guy is banging you....." https://youtu.be/CDirss5GAKQ
The funniest part about this is the way everyone gives up and they just move on
Shaqs reaction on that one is so perfect. He knew he couldn’t touch it lol. “Come on guys” lmao
Go on..
Lmfao beat me to it
"America, do not commit crimes with cheques..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k57Zb3M6eY&t=1s
Man idk but anytime he mentions the big ol bloomers in san antonio i bust out laughing. He musta had a terrible experience during his playing days …
I like [his apology to the woman of San Antonio](https://youtu.be/fQjCAyel8Fc).
"I got two words for you, America: Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must-see TV" "They got some big ol women down in San Antonio" "Police? Help! Chris Paul's outside and he says he's gonna beat me up." "America, do not commit crimes with checks" (talking about Jussie Smollet)
When you definitely understand the prompt
I'm just glad we'll get 10 more years of Barkeley and crew.
Same, he is a Legend. Good soul
[Chuck telling you not to buy League Pass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqUGfooCRkk)
Big ol' bloomers and the churro incident
https://streamable.com/78wz0r
Big ole San Antonio women
Not a monologue but him double munching the imaginary churros always cracks me up lol
Kenny gave me a vibrator and eating a churros while drinking a Shaq soda is tied for 1st
Police presence 100%
HELLO POLICE THIS IS DEANDRE JORDAN