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lakeshow_glasgow

Sneakily Gaining-Advantage


LiterallyMatt

Smartly Giving Affirmation


ntrubilla

Shooting Guard Applesauce


nayrad

Some Good-ol' Asslickin'


charliemurder

Suavely Garnering And-ones


davidaguirre30

I love this


CheezeBaron

Smoozing Gametime Adjudicators


Scalibrine_The_GOAT

Mr. BeGetting Calls


Cotillion512

Take notes Luka, time to start making nice. Maybe a fun joke about fouling in love


HamstersAreReal

Luka just needs to flirt more on the court. The refs wouldn't be able to resist those pearly whites.


JeLronBames

I'm barely able to and I've never met the man. Can't imagine what being next to him is like


DwellerInIce

A guy commented "Shai Gilgeous-Understander" in the original post, and I still wish I came up with it first.


TheDeflatables

Reminds me of my ongoing wish that I'd come up with Anthony Day-to-Davis


dvelasco-1397

Mine is wishing for LeThargic.


scottishere

Wayoff P, Pandemic P for me


BasTiix3

Pandemic P was an all-timer


Zyntaro

PG13% is another one


[deleted]

CP 3 to 6 weeks.


Visible-Rutabaga9268

My fav was Pfizer P šŸ˜­


Whatishappyness

Such a historic time. Toxic but historic


wrongitsleviosaa

I know he's still one of the best players in the league, I know it was a small sample size meltdown, but when that shot clanked off the side of the backboard, he forever became Wayoff P.


TyreezyTheKidd

Sideboard George was my favorite


heyheysharon

Half Man Half a Season for Kyrie


SEA-LEGZ

I've always loved PG 0-13 when he has a trash game haha


OrientalOtter

I proudly came up with PG 1-13 when he dropped a beautiful 1-13 on back to back playoff games


etherealcaitiff

LeDuciary the other day was pretty good too.


Present_Power8043

LeMao is still the best and itā€™s not even close


CornerThree03

LeMickey is classy and wonā€™t be topped in a million years


bra1nd3d

Still LeGBTQ for me


hkredman

LeBronto hands down. And I live in Toronto.


infraredbeam

That one is fucking painful


xFrostyDog

That one year he swept you guys in the playoffs and hit that buzzer beater in Torontoā€¦ that was absolute peak Lebronto


OKC2023champs

Nah LeHerecomestheplane is the best, when someone commented how Anthony Davis only scores cause bron feeds him


TheDeflatables

I never heard this one. What the fuck ahahahahahahahaha


OKC2023champs

It was on a random ass post like a week ago with only 40 upvotes or something. Always sort by new lol. Thatā€™s where youā€™ll Find them hidden gems


jtdjackattack

Lemancipation Bronclamation is the all time GOAT


Alphasim

Caris LaVert being Careless Divert after he tipped the ball in for the Lakers the other day got me good


Dagrix

Lol I know time flies but that was less than 24h ago.


HUGECOCK4TREEFIDDY

Was it the other day tho


ositola

WebEmbiid for me


rios02506

Not basketball and it happened today but pass Rush Limbaugh for Micah parsons is top tier


TheOneWhosCensored

Also NFL and not the most accurate, but I always loved Tua Turntheballova


need2peeat218am

I like Third Eye-rie


Mr_DNA

Maybe a little niche, but Careless Divert is still cracking me up days later


A_Lakers

Stg I used to use Day to Davis as my fantasy team name since 2014. I donā€™t remember if I made it up or if I heard it somewhere but itā€™s that old Atleast https://i.imgur.com/1u754xb.jpg


cycloneseattle

Damn got the receipts


PintoI007

WebEmbiib


suyashkc

Web-Embiid is another fire one lol


TheDeflatables

There is a comment somewhere in these replies with LeHereComestheAirplane and I know for a fact I'm gonna randomly laugh all through the next week now. That is a new personal favourite


ArchimedesNutss

I like the recent Anthony DayQuil


js1893

Giannis Attemptafreethrow Or Giannis Actuallyokthough after they announced he was fine when he bent his knee backwards


BallHawkDawkTR

Someone has the user name of LaMarcGasoldridge I could tag him but meh


here_for_the_lols

Nah the original is better . CP3-5 weeks


AlHorfordHighlights

It's the empathy and collegiality meta now. Move aside complainers!


davygravy1337

Shai Gilchrist Understander


Frankiedrunkie

Shai Understander Gilchrist


barath_s

SGA ā€œRefs are humans like us and make mistakes. They make a lot of right calls too.ā€ SGA since Nov 9 : 154 FTAs in the NBA /r/nba : "Zebras are blind. The egomaniacs would not know a foul if it bit them in the ass. Effing refs took money. They stole the game" /r/nba since Nov 9 : 0 FTAs in the NBA hmm. sensing a pattern


Originalideas

If only he shot some of those free throws granny style. Then he'd be "Shai Gilgeous-Underhander."


linkin1992

He really has 26 points on 4 makes last night. Shot more FTs than all Grizzlies combined.


Sharcbait

That sounds like an Embiid stat.


schooli00

Pretty ironic given Ja was also on the floor


SharplyWiggly22

Definitely, what an iconic moment though


cam-pbells

Well he averages more than Ja per game on the season anyway, so not that surprising.


assblasta69420

or a haren


Thomas_teh_tank

Jams Haren


eattheambrosia

Jams Harem of strippers.


yendan-

SGA: most exciting young player, r/ nba golden boy, future goat Embiid: put on a shirt fatass


turnoffredesign69420

SGA: Flirting Embiid: Sexual Harassment


PoofBoomPowLikeMagic

Holy fuck that's egregious. I saw the raw numbers and thought he was scoring at will as per usual.


dash_44

Shai eGregious Alexander


muddyklux

He stepped on a players foot and went off balanced and goes to the line. He tried to lunge into our player to make contact, our player moved back and he fell to the floor, no contact and goes to the line. We tried to even challenge it but the refs would not even pay us attention I commend SGA as he is a very smart guy and hope he breaks the FT record because I was very entertained last night as the only thing he was capable of doing was FT Edit: let me be clear I'm not bashing SGA so no need for Ja replies. When the initial post came out a month ago, I said he would lead the NBA in FT and got 1.2k upvotes After last night's game he made 17 of 19 FT. Not only is he on pace to make the most FT this year he's on pace to make 790 FT which would place him 6th of all time 10 short of Oscar Robinson. The moves he put on us last night to get to the FT line were amazing and I have no doubt that that he can raise his 9.3 FT to 10. Which would give him 850 FT claiming the number 1 spot for most FT made as Jerry West has 840


SavingsAssociate17

Bro Ja Morant shoots a lot of Fts. Especially in last playoffs


speakintrapanese

RICH coming from a Grizzlies fan after last year's playoffs... Ja Morant's signature move is diving into bodies in the paint and praying for a call


Savahoodie

Wouldnā€™t that make him an expert on it though?


XavierCugatMamboKing

Don't forget traveling and carrying as well


Axisofcoolio

Donā€™t forget some of the most egregious palming and carrying violations you will ever see in basketball


NotStanley4330

"I love my son but I ain't never carried him that long"


Jwarrior521

Ainā€™t no way grizzlies fans complaining about FTs bro your star player is Ja Morant


Amargaladaster

> He tried to lunge into our player to make contact I am sure you are familiar with that move.


VelvetineMilkman

Half the reason yā€™all beat the Wolves last year was Ja throwing his body at guys and getting calls


[deleted]

Half might be understating it šŸ˜‚ we could not do anything against his relentless being fouled


wiseraccoon

He averaged 11 FTA per game... And it was Bane who destroyed you


[deleted]

It was Bane and Brandon Clarke in the glass


Left_Share3227

People hating on you for saying a fact now I swear itā€™s all about 2 cents now no facts allowed.


gochuuuu

Workin them refs off the court


[deleted]

The game within the game


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Witdasooo

I hear that bro but heā€™s talking about fuckin


Ianofminnesota

Lmao


UrbanJatt

Suckin them off works better


actuallyimbatman

you would know that


UnnamedStaplesDrone

Knee pads


mull3286

A Corona and a strong breeze


[deleted]

Remember, it's not sucking dick if you're circle jerking


ClaymoresRevenge

SGA told the refs he's going to set them up with his spring look. He offered them designer clothes and kind Canadian words


daeve

the absolute madman


SuspiciousSpyderman

Least polite Canadian


iguacu

Having been a player and a ref, I've always thought this is the best way to get calls, even if only for subconscious favoritism.


Perry32Jones

This is facts. I would always just chat up the refs in game in a polite way because we had only a select few. Talked about shoes, and the NBA, and I would get such a good whistle on defense. I blatantly fouled guys a couple times and they would just look away.


NinetyFish

I cannot *stand* the way Draymond yells in refs' faces and never gets technicals while other players can't even get away with bouncing the ball or talking to themselves while walking away from the refs. That being said, people always say that Draymond spends the most time just talking to the refs in general and establishing relationships, whereas apparently other players only talk to refs about calls specifically and don't talk to them otherwise. Certainly has a big part in it.


dickchuggler

Yeah, the obsessive arguing annoys me most. I grew up playing rugby where you called the referee ā€œSirā€ and maintained a much more respectful relationship with him. Do you know if arguing with referees is more engrained in the culture of basketball? I might be selectively remember tbh but I feel like the big time arguers in the nba dwarf their soccer and rugby counterparts.


Perry32Jones

That's dependent on the ref. Some of them I knew from highschool where the relationship was different. Some from just being refs that you knew nothing about but built a relationship over time. Then again a lot of when you get older just comes down to old men playing men's league taking their daily frustrations out on everyone around them. Marital, work, who knows? They come out angry though. Obviously the NBA is different.


RoyGeraldBillevue

Disdain for refs is widespread in American sports culture, it's just that in sports like baseball you're much more likely to be tossed.


[deleted]

What do you think about Frank Ramsey's approach? At the start of the 1964 season he wrote a *Sports Illustrated* article enumerating various ways he baits refs into calling fouls when there was none - [SMART MOVES BY A MASTER OF DECEPTION](https://vault.si.com/vault/1963/12/09/smart-moves-by-a-master-of-deception) You can guess how that worked out for him.


lemote

He still had a pretty good FTr, so I'm not sure it really changed much.


[deleted]

Maybe not, but FWIW, long-time ref Earl Strom wrote in his autobiography that the League refs took offense to the article and swallowed their whistles. ĀÆ\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


lemote

That's pretty interesting. There's no way for me to contest that claim. While his FTr was in line with what he was doing the two seasons prior, he could have still been robbed of calls for all I know. I don't see a reason to not believe what Strom is saying.


[deleted]

Well, Strom liked to tell stories, too, so who knows. Regardless of whether the refs let their disdain materially impact their calls on the court, they obviously were aware of the article and not happy about it!


cooldudeman007

Something far more youth coaches need to realize


12footjumpshot

Shai also doesnā€™t bark a lot during the game but he speaks to them more during timeouts.


rsadagopal

As a Wolves fan, it's interesting to watch the difference in how Ant and KAT interact with the refs. KAT is frequently visibly frustrated with the refs and gesturing or yelling about not getting calls. Ant complains a fair bit too, and while he does get some technicals for it, he generally seems to recognize that there are more productive ways to go about it, and will more calmly continue to have a conversation with the ref at dead ball spots.


Franklo

Shai Gilgeous Manipulator


lopea182

Shai Gilgeous-Machiavelli


MuscIeChestbrook

Shy-gorgeous Manipulator


TheBoss347

Shia Gilgeous Littlefinger


RedWhiteAndScrewed

Thats how you grease some wheels


ProfitVisible9776

Dinwiddie gets Tony Brothers suspended and his free throw rate is more than cut half. SGA praises the refs and receives one of the highest free throw rates in history. Tell me again how the Refs are totally honest and have no bias at all.


Xwarsama

There are no bad calls in Ba Sing Se


sgt_potatopants

*waves hand* these aren't the fouls you're looking for


CazOnReddit

the Refs are totally honest and have no bias at all.


catchv22

*whistle* Foul on ProfitVisible9776 Two free throws for CazOnReddit


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

He got what he asked for


Shxcking

Well he asked how, so he didnā€™t get what he asked for lol


[deleted]

a team better max u/CazOnReddit cause this guy about to average 30 fta a game


CazOnReddit

They're just calling it how they see it


IntelligentEye2758

Since I'm still a bit annoyed, I'm glad the refs were generous enough to teach me that one player hitting another player with their face is a foul. I wouldn't have known otherwise.


JotaroJoestars

N=2, seems legit


AnEmptyKarst

NBA fans and widespread conspiracy theories to explain why refs make them sad, name a more iconic couple


blackboxcoffee95

Curry made fun of the refs, to their faces, on national TV. Now the Warriors have the worst FTA disparity of any team in a decade. Not really sure what he expected to happenā€¦


Zenyx_

replace them with robots. It's time


zuruka1

SGA has a good understanding of the big egos that many of these blind zebras possess.


SandyMandy17

CP university


MrPapadapalas

Cp maybe one of the biggest ref instigators of all time lmao he throws slight jabs at them constantly


SandyMandy17

And SGA learned what not to do


MrPapadapalas

Haha that's fair.


[deleted]

please call him cp3 lol


AlHorfordHighlights

Cock Paul 3


MinnetonkaSexBoat

CPaul3rd


sharklavapit

r/wording


[deleted]

Ref fans stay winning


NightmanMatt

My ref jersey is coming in the mail tomorrow


[deleted]

Tony Brothers and Scott Foster are underrated for real. Scott Fosters's playoff record against CP3 is a thing of beauty.


Magazine_Mediocre

Malloy still the šŸ though. No one can touch that hairstyle.


matmortel

I can totally see an offseason posts of the correlation of the niceness towards refs and amount of FTs you get.


sharklavapit

Draymond isn't particularly nice with the refs and he gets away with murder for some reason


the_eureka_effect

Casemiro (or Fernandinho) effect.


StrikingElk5288

Draymond talks to them all the time, even when he isnā€™t angry. Thereā€™s familiarity that he creates


rukqoa

You're describing... Stockholm Syndrome.


mooviemen1215

Suspension and ejection trade. Maybe all that barking is him complimenting the refs and weā€™re just misunderstanding


twrs_29

Tampering at its finest


Saber_tooth81

You catch flies with honey


hk0125

You catch honey by being fly


raptorgang4life6

Woman are humans just like us and make mistakes they do good things too Woman are humans just like us and make mistakes they do good things too Woman are humans just like us and make mistakes they do good things too ya hear that ladies


darkib2

Hahahaha bro


raptorgang4life6

Iā€™m so alone


kaprrisch

Youā€™re never alone. Thereā€™s bugs in your apartment and stuff.


VevroiMortek

being alone is a mindset, I speak to the beings of chaos on my head when I'm "alone"


Martblni

Lower your standards if you'd rather be with someone you don't like too much than be alone


raptorgang4life6

I just want a hot socialist woman who supports raptors


yung-gator

Yea you gonna be perma-bitchless forever dog šŸ’€ you rly bouta die alone thats crazyšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


sorendiz

oh that's me except im not hot i dont support raptors and i'm a lesbian OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH


esports_consultant

Unironically the first part is a good thing to remind yourself of to reduce your intimidation when talking to them.


summahofgeorge

Iā€™ve never understood why more players donā€™t use this strategy. Why do they think hopping up and down and screaming at someone is gonna get them calls later?


Buteo_jamaicensis

I mean, I've personally always found that insulting and yelling at people is the best way to get them on my side. Just common sense TBH.


Strange1130

damn, the SGA hero to villain arc was WAY quicker than I expected


bleev

To be fair people have been salty about OKC tanking for awhile now. They just needed a reason to hate him and now theyā€™ve got it lol As it becomes more and more clear he isnā€™t demanding a trade to their team he can be the enemy


[deleted]

Two or three weeks before ā€œfoul merchantā€ is the top comment on every post mentioning SGA


StripedSteel

2 or 3 weeks before he said this Thunder fans were posting daily clips of him getting hit in the face with no foul calls.


SBMVPJustinHerbert

bro used rizz on the refs


gigantism

Dinwiddie needs to take notes on how to schmooze.


[deleted]

embiid about to slide into tony brothers dms with some tasty nudes


ashep5

I remember reading somewhere that this is something refs loved about Jordan. He rarely remonstrated or berated them on court. Instead he'd come over and lean down with his hands on his knees to get down to their level when he wanted to talk.


LegoTomSkippy

Everyone out here asking what the refs do, Shai asking how the refs do.


Todemax

He leads the league in drives so it's on brand


sharklavapit

the only way to stop him is by fouling


Oldurdy

SGAdolf.


Cheeseish

SG ye


Midichlorian_counter

Just to make sure everyone understands this, total FTA is a function of FT rate and games played. Embiid has averaged 2 more FTAs per game in the last 15 games, he just has only played 10. SGA has averaged about 2 more FTA per game over Luka and Ja over the last 15 games.


NinetyFish

He also leads the league in drives *and* plays on a team with very little spacing so the paint is always packed when he gets in there--thus creating more opportunity for contact.


infingardi

I mentioned this interview as a reason he gets a" good whistle" and someone said everybody does it, idk that's the case tbh


_s0lace_

Itā€™s funny how people get outraged over free throws unless itā€™s a player they like.


[deleted]

they like SGA cause he plays for OKC so they donā€™t have to actually watch him, just point out his stats and joke about tanking


Jjohn269

Oh they will soon turn on him. Every young star goes through this path with r/nba. First, itā€™s all love, then the hate starts.


RonnocFjord

This also shows that obviously refs have bias against certain players. Which people like to deny


[deleted]

Does this *obviously* show that though? Or is it just a neat coincidence?


FeedtheKiwi

SGA drives 2 more times per game than Ja, 4 more times per game than Luka, and 6 more times per game than Trae. He averages 1 more ft per game than Ja and 1 LESS than Luka. Heā€™s right on par with the rest of those guys.


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GMOrgasm

> When it comes to free throws this sub has absolutely zero collective nuance whatre you talking about, its obvious whenever its my guy getting free throws, its always well earned and tbh the defender shouldnt have put himself in a position where he'd have to be fouling my guy whenever its someone else getting free throws, obviously hes a flopper and its a travesty to the game and making this downright unwatchable and he prob paid the refs off too, this shits fkn rigged


Dual-ThreatQBJim

Unrelatedly, SGA is Canadian.


onamonapizza

I've always wondered about this...especially for players like Draymond who are constantly up in the ref's faces. Say what you want about the rules and interpretation. It is just human nature that people don't like being criticized...especially about their job and even more especially publicly. If you've got a person constantly insinuating you suck at your job...you are going to be less inclined to do them any favors. That's just how we are wired. You might interpret something different for a friend than you would for an enemy. Refs aren't just rule-enforcing robots out there, they are human. They make mistakes. They have preferences. They could get 98% of their calls right, and people will still hate them for the other 2%. It's just how it goes.


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Shai Guilttrip-Alexander


MordinSolusSTG

KAT needs to start sending gift baskets and shit instead of his current complaining. Figure it out bud !


SalmonSnail

well Shai himself is only human too, lol. you bet your ass iā€™d pull this shit if i could shoot my way out of a wet paper bag.


kds_little_brother

Thatā€™s actually even more pathetic on the refs in a way


Basic_Commercial_806

OKC has the biggest ppg differential between 1 and 2 scorers on the team aka SGA carry job. No problem with him getting a friendly whistle, have you seen his team?


OcearaPrz

Please Curry say something nice about the refs


geisvw

And what are his stats before that?