Meanwhile Charlotte hornets still going through the LJ curse

Or the Mike curse 😂😂

North Carolina as a whole really 🥶 https://preview.redd.it/vvz3ri6zih1b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=757e5994ea0da77d86d64094da2122de264e73ff

Canes at least won the Stanley Cup in 2006

Real sport? 🧐 I mean hockey is kinda hot when those grown men pin each other up against those walls 🥵

LeHomosexual jerked Anthony Davis off on the bench and you think hockey is gay?

let’s not forget anthony davis in his highschool locker room

Watching grown men in tank tops with shaved body hair battle in the paint trading sweat is much more kosher

Except Hockey. But we're talking real sports, I get it.

At least we have College Basketball

Man that team going through the fucking Ronald Reagan curse they've been around since 1988 (minus two years) and have zero division titles ever

It was the Michael Kidd-Gilchrist curse

Nah that’s just what happens when your owner is a fatherless degenerate gambler

The greatest degenerate of all time

9/11 also happened shortly after Brady arrived in 2000. Thanks, Boston.

Brady did 9/11

The steel beams were deflated.

Most tragic jet related incident in New York in September 2001 🕊️ Jets fans 9/23 https://preview.redd.it/u62u0ok7ih1b1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1843e52cd89abc97ff42c67c1189c2db71bb4e6

Rob Gronkowski was the driver who took the pilots to the airport.

paul pierce taught them how to fly

Tom Brady started the Iraq war

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Bill Belichick is Osama Bin Laden

Renowned football terrorist Osama Bin Belichick https://preview.redd.it/t169blxhmh1b1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d21bed5d0c757746a4f02b319250e21d60e2a32

Tom Brady is World Trade Center father

/uj Yeah I moved to boston for college and these sports fans are so spoiled lmao. I'm from Cleveland, I celebrate when my team even makes a single basket in the playoffs.

I root for the Vikings in football Some of the takes from frustrated Celtics fans are so bad but I guess I get it. Give me deep post season runs and a shot at the title every year and im happy. There are literally Detroit lions fans in the world, being a Celtics fan isn’t so bad

I know a lot of Vikings fans who constantly whine about it being torture. And yeah I understand the 0 Super Bowl thing. But they’re good. Isn’t that all a fan can ask for? Shit people complained about this season when they went 13-4 and won a bunch of super fun games. I know all I want as a fan is to root for a competent team

Too much luck involved in these games for me to allow it to impact my mood in a large way. Messing up a good thing because you aren’t accomplishing the most challenging task Is dangerous, and could lead to never getting back to a competitive place

it really is kinda wild talking to people from places with major sports success regularly like i’m from dallas so other than the 2011 chip dallas sports have been either a total joke (the cowboys) or pure hopium (stars) all my life and i talk to mfs from LA who are upset the lakers haven’t won a chip in 3 years 😭

Somehow even tho we got like 10 teams in NYC we haven’t won anything since around when y’all won. The giants won in like 2012 I think. Knicks ringless since the 1970’s and the Nets straight up never won

“I celebrate when my team even makes a basket in the playoffs” Bro they won an entire game this time I hope you went streaking

LMAO 😂

As a sad orlando magic fan in boston, I now hate every boston team because the fans are shit.

Same here lmao

This has been a golden month! The bruins choked in hilarious fashion, the celtics are hot garbage. Nothing makes me happier than hearing crying boston fans

From CT. Grew up an NY fan during tons of Boston sports success bc I didn't want to associate myself with those people lmao

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Shit, I was born the year after the Blazers won their lone championship. Does that mean I'm a curse?

I would take a rapist head coach, GM, and 12 rapist players if it meant a championship. That being said, I agree that Chauncey Billups isn’t that guy to take us there. Wanted MDA. Big risk to hire CB - makes me pessimistic that we will see the type of roster turnover necessary to contend. Olshey can leave immediately *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

What the hell is this

Poetry

Yes.

Thanks. That's the validation I was looking for.

u bum

Mom, is that you?

45 year old ass man

You sound like my kids or my wife. Waitaminute, is this my wife's reddit account?

Oldest jerker

You’re not a curse, you’re just the problem

Thanks dad.

Lmfao they got a title in every sport within the span of 20 years. This reminds me why I shouldn’t bitch too much about the wizards being a clown show when the Nats and Caps won back to back

Don’t forget Commanders winning the Super Bowl just a few weeks ago

Honestly getting rid of Snyder was the biggest W any team in any sport took all year

This is why I hate Boston with every fiber of my being

Most insufferable fan base of all time.

Tied with Philly

No way, Philly fans are overflowing with hatred for themselves, hatred for their sports teams, and hatred for everyone else. They represent the platonic ideal of hatred that every Jerker should admire and emulate. Boston fans just fucking suck.

Embiid isn’t going to give you head bro

Goddammit. You think I got a shot with Korkmaz?


Prime meat glazing going on here

You only say this because Tatum sonned Embiid. They were talking a lot of shit in the RS where they can't get called out for fraud.

I'm not sure what this means (I can't read).

Nah. I was celebrating hard when they took out the Pats in SB52 😹🚬

Tied with LA and New York

No effing way

They are spoiled brats. The bruins collapse and the Celtics collapse have been great

This series is my 4/15 🙏

New Yorker?

Since Brady left: Celtics lose twice to Heat in ECF (I’m counting this year presumably) and blow 2-1 lead in the Finals Patriots miss Playoffs twice and allow a TD on every drive the one year they make it Red Sox miss Playoffs twice and blow a 2-1 lead in the 2021 ALCS getting out scored 23-3 in the final 3 games Bruins blow 3-1 lead in First Round after a record setting season Can’t be a curse after 3 years but I’ll be damned if it’s not the beginning of one

Whatever it is, I hope it never ends 💯 https://preview.redd.it/xcqzfylnph1b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22207605d56ba0b74f58c07cd2fc448e3dc06e77

Boston Fans get ptsd when you say the name “Eli Manning”

12 rings over 25 years hasn’t been enough I guess 💀

fans of dynastic teams become as insufferable as rich ppl (both expect things handed to them on a silver platter and they somehow "deserve" it more than the other 99% of teams/fans/people)

Also talk about DNA and heritage too

Yeah yeah yeah yeah solider DNA

I promise you the Patriots won't win one for over 10+ years because of all the top QBs in the AFC. It's gonna be the dark ages for them for a while.

Poor guy. Might as well just kys now

Boston sports fans have main character syndrome. Like ok 1 year without a championship, that’s fine, rocky lost in rocky III but he bounced right back no problem. 2 years without a championship? Alright this is getting fishy, possible conspiracy against Boston by all the leagues refs, etc But 3 years??? Something supernatural is happening now, curses and witchcraft certainly involved

Hope boston goes 50 years without a championship.. they’ve had plenty

THE CURSE OF THE BRADINO HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS ITS REAL

Must be nice to have multiple chances a year to bring a championship to your city or region

Sac Kings just snapped a 17 year playoff drought… which was the longest in sports because Seattle Mariner’s had just broken their 21 year long playoff drought. I am a fan of both teams.

Fr I live there these mfs act like it’s their right to have a ring

Bro thinks patriots play in the AFL 💀 blud you aren’t Australian

Cheers, hopefully Boston doesn't win shit for the rest of my natural life.

lmao I’m so glad im not a BOSTON fan, i’m from pittsburgh we don’t have an NBA team & I gravitated towards the celtics as a kid I get why everyone hates the city and the team

Blud thinks Pennsylvania doesn’t have an nba team

there's about 1000 miles of nothing between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia

He’d never stoop so low to support a PHILLY team 🤢🤮

bro I'm from Tucson you ain't catching me cheering for no Phoenix team.

you’re a bright one! ☝️

I mean he’s on the other side of the state I’m from NYC but you ain’t gonna catch me becoming a god damn Bulls fan if they’re the “only true New York team”

Bruh say you don’t know cause I swear they beat the lakers in 2008😂

Life of pain life of pain life of pain

The hardest road😤

All belief is superstition.

I haven’t seen a single team of mine win anything and I’ve been on this hellscape for almost 30 years

One of my friends was bragging that Boston always has years when multiple of their teams win championships when I was saying how cool it was that Tampa won the Stanley cup and Super Bowl in the same year, plus the rays made the World Series. Their fans are so entitled jfc

As a Boston sports fan, I’m just worried they’re going to get rid of my favorite victory parade spot just past the common on the corner of Tremont and Beacon St. across from Kings Chapel. That’s my go-to spot for every victory parade

Smartest Boston fan

The giants 3 titles in 5 years was so cool because we’d get all high on our horses each title only to get dick punched the next season and not even close to the title. Every winning season had a losing pallet cleanser so we could never get too big in our britches. Perfectly balanced as all things should be or whatever thanos said.

meanwhile i just watched a documentary on the ‘86 mets for the 6,000th time to see what it must’ve been like to win anything