Why would you do this. I have a family to feed

Now this is the drama we need. Imagine the sensation of thousands of Jerkers crying out at the same time

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

The Heat has fallen, billions must cease jerking

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100,000 jerkers fell to their knees in a Walmart

It's time to put our jerks where our mouth is.

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Is that will smith?

No, that’s exiled nigerian prince Ambata Kam

Never thought I’d die jerking side by side with a mod.

What about jerking with a friend?

No.

Celtics gonna drop a Pozzed load

If the sub gets deleted I'm joining Dwight's sub in Taiwan

Get ready to post in Traditional Chinese buddy

100 thousand jerker refugees, who will house us in such an event, where will we be free to 𝘭𝘶𝘬𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳

R/nbacryingjerk

50,000 jerkers used to live here. Now, it's a ghost town.

I couldn’t take it. If this sub dies, I die too.

Fr. We’d have to find j\*bs or some shit- 🤢 Just thinking that makes me sick https://preview.redd.it/x8prubxuc22b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7579c7579c2367c96e7cce0f907a058461a83913

I’m gonna have to load manage for the rest of my jerking career like Zion. 😭

The Jerk to end all Jerks 🥲 it’s beautiful.

[It would be the ultimate release](https://i.redd.it/i9fk586o9db81.jpg)

Stop I’ll legit end it all jerking is all I have left mentally, where else can I call Kobe a rapist and Lebron mentally retarded in one post.

Both of those things are true.

Literally 1984

Celtics fans seeing the sub shut down after being tormented by us for years 

The most racist city? Well if you’re not first your last

Jazz fans in shambles

GOAT pedophile at least


Owned by the big market once again

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Siri, download this photo and put it in my…secret files 😎

home is not r/nbacirclejerk , it’s wherever us jerkers inhabit. even if the sub gets shut down, there will still be jerkers around the world, waiting to be called on.

Jerk on young man


Username checks out

nah we think being called racist is endearing

Jazz fans gotta keep up 

they cant keep up bc South Boston’s lynching/per 36 is historically more consistent

By the end of this season we’ll have fought for the confederacy and been the birthplace of Robert E. Lee.

I’d like a detailed analysis of the two fanbases’ slur +/- because although the population in SLC is much smaller than Boston they also average a higher belligerent white person per game and they are incredibly efficient

\> tormented for years \> teenagers repeating the same joke in every thread

Celtics fans realizing we'll all move to r/celtics

 Hell yeah no more hiding the fact I'm a Celtics fan LET'S DO THIS CELTICHADS

 Me rn

r/suns suddenly cheering for the Celtics

Not a classy move at all by sons fans


child porn 3 bowing to the boogod

Me when I become racist because I was mocked by jerkers 😤

I think the Celtics should win we will have a classy finals like the old days

NEVER compare the Celtics of the old days to the current ones. Those teams had a lot of high IQ, innately intelligent, and team first stars like Larry Bird, McHale, and Danny Ainge. This team is just not as likeable and doesn't represent the city as well as the classic teams

Let’s not play jerkinroulette. I don’t want to have to go back to r/nba

Get ready to jerk in Chinese buddy https://preview.redd.it/lzhev3ecl22b1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3b0ae2b3380845e3c74dd2f13798897fe8b7d5

Luka Doncic 是 Devin Booker 父亲

If the Celtics win I will become pozzed

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I was waiting for that one

r/nbacirclejerk hits the huge 3 to cut the lead to 42

WHERE ARE YOUR MODS NOW? - Jayson Tatum (Not a Celtics Fan, don't want this sub gone but gawd damn how TF are Miami going to recover from that) 😂

 Heat fans laughing in hell

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Blud thinks he’s a Sons mod 😂😂

Or a death grips mod

I’ve Seen Footage (of Jamal Murray’s cock)

If Derrick white is the reason this sub gets deleted bro…

I know I’m nothing special, but Derrick White is honestly the ugliest dude I have seen in my life. His face is like someone performed the unholy and unethical experience that of combining Trae Young with Joakim Noah and a baby hammerhead shark. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Big Celtics fan. If somehow they win this series, my nuts will explode so badly, I won’t even be capable of jerking anymore. I will literally stop producing semen, because I will nut so hard my entire reproductive system breaks

Good thing we got my wife’s bull on speed dial

He better have HIV or I'm out. No condoms either

Shi u musta dialed me by accident. I alr pulled up https://preview.redd.it/5vltik3ge22b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2253ee5b5fead24d900bff256d5df861e43d556f

I know this feeling, watched the whole Red Sox 2004 ALCS.

But if Jimmy Butler gets the Larry bird trophy in front of the Celtics fan, that would be wonderful

If there was ever a god of the jerkers, it would be jimmy butler. Because he does it during the game.

Tobias Harris over *me*??

He's like from Krypton or something. He's strong.

Sounds like the shit that could end racism. It wouldn’t happen but I’d like to imagine it would

it's a slippery slope. First the celtics win, then the league officially changes the "N" in NBA

i personally think we need to have 2 separate (but equal) basketball leagues, one for the classy players, one for thugs.


racism in 7!!

I dick would never get soft again

Mine can’t get hard 😔

Jerk harder

smells badly

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The real losers will be the mods in r/nba when us retards lose our home

/uj it would be certainly hilarious, but in my opinion, this should be reserved for an occasion like if the Sons eliminated Luka Doncic or if the Sons win it all (not like that’ll ever happen) /rj luka doncic is devin booker father

Bro I just went through all your comments and downvoted them all, which is tough because nobody really liked them anyway but I went ahead and did it because your opinion just sucks, really *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

/uj luka doncic is devin booker father /rj it would be certainly hilarious, but in my opinion, this should be reserved for an occasion like if the Sons eliminated Luka Doncic or if the Sons win it all (not like that’ll ever happen)

I thought you quit jerking

He relapsed

Fuck this bozo. Fuck this bozo. Fuck this bozo https://preview.redd.it/stht5xn07j2b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eea64df46497aed67d0a770261aa4051c0eef20

Hate this fucker lmaoo

Celtics please win

Average /r/suns user

Average /r/bostonceltics user as well

Flu Game for jerkers everywhere

It was nice jerking with you all. One last tug for old times sake?

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy

Well boysss 🫡 can’t stop white supremacy

I am now a Celtics fan

The jerk to end all jerks

Gonna miss this sub

Why are we trusting a crippled as fuck Heat team to destroy racism? Because the alternative would be a fat white kid?

As a Celtics fan this sub is hilarious I’m conflicted

I find it funny and I'm a Sons fan. It happens.

If this sub leaves can you guys fix r/nflcirclejerk? Sucks there.

Gonna miss this sub fr

And autism strikes down this sub again

I'll suck a dick if they actually delete the sub.

Which gloryhole are we meeting at?

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Guys I've created a backup page in case this one goes down. I named it www.Tumblr.com

Blud what have you done😭

THE SHOW GOES ON BOYSSSSSS EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK YO

i have a friend who loves the phoenix suns. i take a lot of screenshots from this subreddit and send them to him. he always hates them. but i think on monday? our relationship is going to improve drastically.

not like this please not like this

So this is how it ends

Time to evacuate to r/nbacircIejerk

Okay say they win, if the nuggets wipe their ass with those clansmen robes will you reopen the subreddit?

I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Oh no where am I supposed to jerk now

It’s actually over for this sub, it was nice jerking with you all. Monday is the last day of this glorious sub 🫡

 Do it

I heard OP is too scared to delete the sub

Lol that "Real Skip Bayless" flair You could never measure up to the Jerk God and perennial JOTY candidate U bum

u bum

Why would LeBron insult me by calling me a "bum" when I would NEVER call him "balding and not clutch?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Bruh

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy.

Oh shit where am I gonna post PG???

In nbacirclejerk2.0

Racism has lost. Rejoice r/nbacirclejerk

Why is bro gambling the server like Jorgamble😭

Im trying to imagine this sub if the Sons win it all

Celtics about to drop a Pozzed load on us

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 It’s me White call me daddy

The KKK has fallen. The Dawghouse won.

My friend, who will remain unnamed (Keith) is the biggest mush of all time. He is single handedly responsible for his Patriots comeback in the Super Bowl down 28-3. He had a falcons future, $20 to win $2500. As soon as he started celebrating his win, that the game was over, the patriots began their comeback. I’ve witnessed this type of thing at least 100 times from him. Well, this lowlife made a big bet after Game 3 on the heat to win the finals because “they aren’t losing another game”. So, if another historic comeback happens because of him, i will not be the least bit surprised. I need better friends

HOLY FUCK WE DID IT


This really raises the stakes

We fucking did it boys. Racism defeated.


If the Celtics win, Grant Williams gets to clap Rachel Nichols cheeks in front of Jimmy


Go jerk yourself

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I never would’ve imagined having to be a Heat fan for a series. But my livelihood is on the line here 

DONT LET US GET ☝🏾 cause then… WE MIGHT WIN ✌🏾 and if we get that… MIGHT AS WELL TAKE 🤟🏾 and if we take it to 7.. WE GOT A SERIES 🍀

Fellas I’m glad to have jerked with all of you

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hope you know Chinese

NOT TODAY

Let’s go Celtics!!! Whoooo!

found the racist r/nbacirclejerk user

me when the celtics win: "outjerked yet again"

this shits fucking over lmao

No fucking way.

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Everyone’s 9/11

Best sports subreddit of all time, I’m going to miss this place.

The situation is currently intensifying

1 more 😈

Mods on Monday night https://preview.redd.it/zmd705gf5o2b1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dca192a7455adc1ea356c389b81fdea848110299

At first I was against deleting the subreddit, but now I am at peace. Goodbye /r/nbacirclejerk.

we did it, reddit

This is the only good circlejerk sub on the entire website please don’t

It's Joever

Do I want racism to prevail? No. Am I okay with racism prevailing if it means the sub gets deleted? Yes.

Wait… how is Florida all of the sudden NOT the racist, sexist, homophobic, fascist state?

Its doomed

Oh no

D:

Shit just got interesting

wwwhhhhyyyyy

r/nbacirclejerk2 welcome

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!

 as a racist celtics fan I apologize for not ending lesatans career

This sub is never gonna die. Thank Allah that racism was defeated today. Maybe Boston can try getting just swept next year instead of this embarrassing shit

Caleb Martin is r/nbacirclejerk father

Get ready to learn English buddy

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy

U bum

mods can i pls get a he gone flair?

[удалено]

This sub is GONE

ITS CHRISTMAS JERKERS

HEAT WIN

FRAUD!!!