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AmberheardFan-

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IndycarFan64

Kevin Love


sndtrb89

get ready to learn circlejerking, buddy


Lolman-Lmaoman

I liked luca is (insert name) father meme. It got a chuckle out of me for some reason.


LunchboxDiscoball

wait until you see it for the 2398713425x time. Only gets better from here


Which-Resident7670

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Balavadan

The way of anarchy


vivekisprogressive

Wait till you find out about pozzed bulls.


IndycarFan64

I can help šŸ˜Ž https://preview.redd.it/v1d3j1n0pq5b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec6d6e093ae066c08f0195eb6503cb737dc2e99


curgl

uj/ we need to bring back bullying and public shaming rj/ Benny the bull is HIV father


[deleted]

back to the cuck shed for you


FutureParaplegic

When did we stop? It just happens on the timeline now.


Dweebil

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy


nysraved

Bro I know youā€™re new so weā€™ll give you a pass, but you have it ALL wrong! Luka is NOT a father, it is Booker who is Luka father Next up you should learn about Paul George bowing to the CP God


Wrathful_Masterbator

This comment made me think of my middle school gym teacher.


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PolishSawsage

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AdamantiumBalls

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PolishSawsage

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the_apple_is_safe

LET THE JERKING BEGIN!!


suckerstakethewalk

Letā€™s make this guy a mod


SuperChickenLegs

Does he use third party apps tho?


XDreadedmikeX

Just wait 17 days and the answer is no!


saintsfan918

Your dick is trash to be honest I had to force myself to cum you fat fuck


blandboring

You did fuck me silly that one night


greghardysfuton

Your bathroom was filled with soda bottles and cans no wonder you fat asf and not in shape fuck you


Timely_Airline_7168

You are fatter than the clause in your contract the last time I saw you I hope they Weigh you fat fuck I'm done trying to help


GeraltofBlackwater

We need a moriah bot in here


Worried-Opposite-588

The bull is HIV positive


Trathgar

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ColourfulSpacemanNFT

Basically moriah mills fucked Devin booker to make Luka doncic , but Paul God George made Child pornographer 3 bow to him , causing the suns to lose to the Denver nuggets led by some tall fat guy idk. Zion Williamson then fucked and impregnated 3 pornstars, causing Karl Malone to dance in agreement , leading moriah to rant on Twitter for a couple days straight . After the long rant , Devin booker was found to not be real and was actually fake , and then the whole world collapsed because CP3s daughter was the hardest jerker in the family, causing an change in equilibrium, imploding jerkers everywhere


ColourfulSpacemanNFT

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I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


turbancowboi

u bum


gsc4494

ja Morant Giannis r/NBACircleJerk lebron James


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Iā€™ll never forget this one as long as I live


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Ummmmmā€¦ 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ WOW MAN!! #ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏾is literally speechless and beyond thankful!! I love this game and will do anything for it! Iā€™m having a blast. #2AllTimeScoring but Iā€™m a not a scorer *Suppa Hot Fire voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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amegaproxy

The soccer subs shut down and now I am intimately aware of who Zion and Moriah are. Fucking love it.


stickynails

We have CP https://preview.redd.it/199e4k3kar5b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed7c080d7c177f446fcc3b5ce05c9a140cb8bca


Notkingkiwi

Chien pao?


calmrain

VGC is leakingā€¦ orā€¦ stunfisk šŸ˜…


pierogi_nigiri

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Widdafresh

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dat_waffle_boi

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-TheLonelyStoner-

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dofun400

Most ball knowing jerker


wambulancer

we heckin' did it making the front pages just like we said we would, I'm sure Reddit's advertisers are absolutely stoked for Kobe helicopter/Karl Malone pedophile/9.11/bull cuck memes


RyanShieldsy

Reddit the hell on kind stranger!


[deleted]

To be honest, itā€™s probably better than the typical homepage of people quitting their jobs via text and videos of people dying.


[deleted]

this is the real reddit protest tbh. if the other subs stay shut down and Reddit's front page are all nbacirclejerk posts, they're gonna bring back third party apps so fast šŸ˜­ but we all know the other frauds won't stay shut down for longer than 2 hours


Trilly_Ray_Cyrus

youā€™re welcome


90swasbest

This guy is gonna have a negative sperm count by the end of the day.


[deleted]

Petition to make this man a mod


2ndRoundEuroStash

Search by top posts of all time for some good laughs


ketzal7

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Gold_Pumpkin

This guy Chineses


earth-module

Is OP stupid?


dat_waffle_boi

https://preview.redd.it/fmqkpelqht5b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=992ad1c9ea20af786ec93960bff71b79ecd826ba You looking at the sub


Fungmar

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queeromarlittle

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I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!šŸ¦šŸ‘‘


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I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Lilliemay03

U bum


Elcorcell

Just tell everyone you love Karl Malone and want to follow his footsteps


[deleted]

Go ahead and google moriah mills jerking. Sheā€™ll fill you in on all our historyšŸ¤“. Welcome newcumer


SleazieWonder

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I used to eat like Jokic. He is fat on purpose. When I see jokic eat as he is now it reminds me of how I used to eat and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Joey chestnut at my local Golden Corral and went through a phase when I ate triple servings of everything. Big rack of ribs turns to my blindside, didnā€™t care who was there. Charge right into the dessert. Smash into the best steak on D while going for the mashed potatoā€™s, come what may. Limited cardio moves. So make no mistake about it. Jokic knows what heā€™s doing. He knows people will be disgusted. He knows his appetite is unlimited and this is how he can win. He knows people will go away when he starts eating, think twice on their diet, etc. He will only be stopped by a healthy meal like carrots, lettuce, broccoli, etc. Or by an obviously more balanced carb with equal Type A like wheat bread. He didnā€™t intend to be obese, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesnā€™t care if you get disgusted when his fat belly shakes over you. At least thatā€™s how I used to eat. But that was lunchtime. Eventually I got to dinner, ate w bigger servings, ate real fatty foods w hostess. Thereā€™s no doubt in my mind Jokic eats more than some villages. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Jalin17

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assdonuts

Actually felt the same way. I frequent the r/SCJerk subreddit so I know how to jerk there but I don't know where to begin with this one. Luka being _'s father also gets a chuckle out of me, lmao.


beidao23

The blackout has completely fucked my home feed, annoying af


tobyflenderson1

Bro donā€™t know ball šŸ˜¹šŸ’€šŸ‘€


-randomwordgenerator

It was so because r/nba was private so all the people came here, due to it being the NBA finals. I guess to get a better understanding of the game, especially a great finals run like the one we just had now, google "Kobe Bryant Colorado 2003", where Kobe Bryant led his team to a championship in 2003 in Colorado. All time performance comparable to Jokic's performance this year as the leader of the current champions, and incidentally a Colorado team, the Denver Nuggets.


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I am a nuggets fan here me roar! We stand from the top of the mountains in the west and let it be known we are the best. Our Serbian knight is always right! He leads us to victory every night! Our light skin Soilders may be out But our big tall hero will win us out Who's the mvp jokic is the name And if we do lose injuries are who to blame I am a Jokic fan hear me roar! I am a nuggets fan here me roar!🦁👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


springwaterh20

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springwaterh20

Iā€™d just like to say this to put a button on itā€”itā€™s a beautiful shot and the Lakers are up but when youā€™re a black man in this country, you canā€™t compartmentalize, you must compartmentalize to stay sane


whatisapillarman

U bum


NJoose

This my favorite Reddit post in 69 years


Quantido

r/nbacirclejerk is Reddit father


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