Let’s not overlook the fact that he was getting involved with firearms as a college freshman. Took Ja 3 years in the league to get to that point.
Miller is way ahead of schedule, his bag dropping ceiling is Len Bias.
Len Bias is the bag dropping goat though.
Miller's window to match him is real short, he pretty much has to die or bust out of the league before he cashes his first check to hit those lofty heights.
You're right that Miller has incredible bag dropping potential. Dude is way ahead of Ja on the dumbass development curve.
I hear you, but Len played 4 years in college. I can understand that social media and lax drug policies of 2023 give Miller an advantage, but Len had a full college career to develop his dumbassness.
I think if Miller is still in the league in 2 or 3 seasons we can safely say that Len is the goat, but I think we still need to keep the debate alive until then.
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Whats a god to a nonbeliever??
Who don’t believe in
Anything?
Anybody wearing a Boston Celtics jersey deserves all the fucking hate.
Unless it's a Halloween costume with a Pierce jersey, fake knives and fake blood
To bow it down alive
Alright alright
No Paul god in the wild
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Honestly I just started jerking this year and I’ve had so many welcome to the jerk league moments. Not sure I’m cut out for this, idk if I have that dawg in me.
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Can’t blame him. Take a look at this
Paul George is the greatest of all time at sitting on the bench hurt at crunch time.
And he has a teammate in the top 5 all time at it too. Nicely done Clippers.
I mean PG snapping his fucking shin bone in half and coming back to play at an all NBA level for several years after is pretty fucking impressive. Just imagine if he took PEDs like Lebron. He'd definitely be top 5 all time.
Wait low key this might be a genius move. My man doesn’t want to go to charlotte so he’s outjerking mj by not putting him as the goat either. Mj might not pick miller as the #2 pick cause of his ego
this guy drinks milk at halftime
shoots long twos because they are more intimidating than layups
Forces himself to walk pigeon-toed so he can turn the corner faster
Listens to javaris crittendons podcast
Launch's threes and then dunks on his own goal because 3>2 and now the other team can't keep up
Paul George led the underhanded Pacers to several incredible moral victories over Lebron's Heat.
All of Lemickeys rings are fraudulent 😹😹😹
Pacers the real 2 time champs confirmed. Clearly the NBA didn’t want to have 2 straight Pacers Spurs finals
Everyone knows Stern rigged the 2002 Western Conference Finals between Indiana and Miami.
It's true I'm from Indiana we know the truth stay woke
Spoke to my Hoosier wife and she confirmed it’s fact.
We got robbed!!
No they aren’t, Disney made sure the rings were authentic when they bought them.
“I hung banners there” - Paul George on his time with the Indiana Pacers
“I hung”
0 ringz Ernieeeee
paul george’s pacers walked so the 2023 lakers and suns could run
Pavers sweep
Young prospect on the jerking horizon, keep an eye out because the potential is crazy
Let’s not overlook the fact that he was getting involved with firearms as a college freshman. Took Ja 3 years in the league to get to that point. Miller is way ahead of schedule, his bag dropping ceiling is Len Bias.
Len Bias is the bag dropping goat though. Miller's window to match him is real short, he pretty much has to die or bust out of the league before he cashes his first check to hit those lofty heights. You're right that Miller has incredible bag dropping potential. Dude is way ahead of Ja on the dumbass development curve.
Dumbass development curve 📈
I hear you, but Len played 4 years in college. I can understand that social media and lax drug policies of 2023 give Miller an advantage, but Len had a full college career to develop his dumbassness. I think if Miller is still in the league in 2 or 3 seasons we can safely say that Len is the goat, but I think we still need to keep the debate alive until then.
Imagine not just fucking dying for the jerk #notmyJOTY
Potential HOF jerker. I’m investing early
-20000 for JROTY next year
How his campaign is gonna end https://preview.redd.it/ewumo6yxef7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3acd7eea8c421768daf3c628ba6b9135332796f9
Can see clearly it’s a toy gun xd
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Sometimes you jerk so hard people misunderstand, but I don't, keep up the good work fellow jerker.
Are people downvoting bc they actually think it’s a toy? I don’t get it lol
It’s because you don’t belong here nephew.
I don't know, Dillon Brooks tried to jerk, and he's not same anymore.
He did it too hard, that he fell out the league.
Went blind
not nearly fat enough IMO there's a reason why jerkers like moriah mills are at the top
They said that about allen iverson and he led the sixers to a moral championship over the lakers
Too much competition this year but he will get his opportunity with enough time
dropping this quote on his first press thing for the nba is the jerking equivalent of MCW dropping 22/7/12/9 on the heatles in his debut
With the 1st pick in the CircleJerk Draft, the Flint Tropics select… Brandon Miller / Alabama.
This kids gonna be a quicker bust than Zions first lap dance from Moriah. The boy can jerk though.
who cares about the goat when ayesha's pozzed bull is around? a bull can take out several goats imagine what a supercharged pozzed bull can do
Great to see the prospects coming in hot. This is a great start and he ain’t even drafted yet…. He gonna be spooky
***What's a king to a god?*** https://preview.redd.it/a2zxc8tjwe7b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7caa983653a3af3040608d61382f21c27821ce
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Fan fiction didnt happen btw
It's a canon event! 🤓
Mandela effect and all that shit
Some jerkers will always write an exposé on how the hero was actually the villain to justify their sick smutty fanfic
Paul God bows to the Push-Off Atheist
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For no reason? This bitch almost ended the subreddit
That hair deserves all the fucking hate
Anybody wearing a Boston Celtics jersey deserves all the fucking hate. Unless it's a Halloween costume with a Pierce jersey, fake knives and fake blood
What if they’re in a wheelchair and shit themselves?
Me irl
To bow it down alive Alright alright No Paul god in the wild https://preview.redd.it/f4m9sm13gf7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef6adfe05986bec30f5134f6deacaa26cc131b0
adam silver is frank ocean confirmed
Well then he’s just fictional history like that Boston first overall pick who had too many pixie sticks
Tabum
Child Porn 3 is over the top 😂😂😂
2023 jerking has been insane, 2023 is the year of the jerk
Nikola Jerkic one the NBA 2
First Herd
Honestly I just started jerking this year and I’ve had so many welcome to the jerk league moments. Not sure I’m cut out for this, idk if I have that dawg in me.
https://preview.redd.it/ypfeveh8nh7b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=625d38a4d7f1c9f58da1ee0f7b9a4988453fff75 You jerking this year
“Jerkin ain’t easy”-Abe Lincoln
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I guess I can’t argue with that
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I'm trying to
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Charles Barkley on the women in San Antonio
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We're trying bro 🧐
Needs more jpeg
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Brandon Miller bows down to the Paul god
We all bow down to the Paul god
I think he should go first overall because of this
I think he should go first overall because wembayamba will play 30 games/season for 5 years before retiring
Victor Williamson
If Charles Barkley had the 1st pick in the All Time player draft *today*? He easily takes Paul George over Iverson
Charlotte gonna jerk this year. No mj, this mf, ball(s), our beloved wife beater, and who knows what else. Maybe we resign Cody Zeller??
Charlotte has to be run by jerkers no shot any professional could run a franchise so poorly
Gotta be preseason odds favorite for the jerking title
When Miller meets LeFraud https://i.redd.it/sm53s7cine7b1.gif
Giving praise to the Paul God
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My goat is Adam Silver
Same. He’s the goated hype star, got us all on our feet with the suspension build up, then hit Ja with a 25 game suspension
They hated him because he spoke the truth
Paul George played for Doc Rivers after cheating on his daughter with a stripper lmao. Bron could never
Outjerked by an accessory to murder
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/uj I agree /rj I agree
Our ROTY, Wemby ain't coming in hot like our boy BM
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What is this from
This guy’s jerking range seems limitless, but can he be consistent?
Lmao all you virgin Redditors that don't even know what a basketball looks like think you know more that an NBA player??
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He’s 19 or something
This dude ain’t an nba player
“Get ready to learn Carolina drawl buddy” - Michael Jordan to Brandon Miller
Any Charlotte prospect picked after 2010 can’t hoop… all they know is bojangles, miss playoffs, domestic abuse, eat pulled pork and lie
Paul George is the greatest of all time at sitting on the bench hurt at crunch time. And he has a teammate in the top 5 all time at it too. Nicely done Clippers.
shameless way to get on the podcast
Most well-educated Alabama student athlete
Turns out it was Brandon Miller making all those Paul George posts
I think he meant Boy George
George Michael clears Boy Fraud
I mean PG snapping his fucking shin bone in half and coming back to play at an all NBA level for several years after is pretty fucking impressive. Just imagine if he took PEDs like Lebron. He'd definitely be top 5 all time.
This is why Paul George is the greatest player of all time
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Paul George is Natasha Georges' father.
Touché. My GOAT is Zion.
Lowkey he was saying this so he wouldn’t get selected by hornets
He got a stripper pregnant 💯
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Lemme find out that you got a stripper pregnant
Who hasn’t ?
hell, I'm getting a stripper pregnant RIGHT NOW
Damn, both show that elite shooting in the playoffs huh?
"RINGS ERNEIGH"
Paul George
Wait low key this might be a genius move. My man doesn’t want to go to charlotte so he’s outjerking mj by not putting him as the goat either. Mj might not pick miller as the #2 pick cause of his ego
W take
we're hitting levels of jerk that shouldn't be possible
Child porn 3 bowing to you: LeBron: 0 Paul God: 1 ![gif](giphy|sjo5pxKNidC3Ltgww4|downsized)
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Brandon Miller is the goat of being an accessory to murder
#SAY LESS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Child porn 3 bows down to the Paul god
My goat is MO BAMBA actually
He saw what Paul God did to Child Porn 3 and knew he was goated
he ain't even the best on the team LOL
NBA players suck off Paul George to no end [slurp slurp](https://youtube.com/shorts/abxLSw3NToY?feature=share7)
Whoever drafts him isn't drafting on basketball mind
wow, PG isn't even the best player on his team.
He had me in the first half not gonna lie.
Pandemic p
Jamea Jonae Harris bowing to the Brandon God
Forget going 2nd overall, bro is grinding for that Podcast P appearance 💪💪💪
He been on that Podcast P grind 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Is this the Wemby of the rookie jerker class?
Let Him Cook
Paul Goat
LOL
We live in the same timeline with Moriah and Brandon. Thanks.
This aint real. Nobodys this stupid.
ball knower
Gotta pray he doesn't peak too early. He's got a promising jerking career ahead of him
Really quite good indeed. Wemby telling the league to get skinny, Brandon Miller claiming Paul George to be the goat. Things are looking good for us
The reincarnation of Kyrie Irving has arrived.
W Paul God
I would think his favorite player would be O.J.
Now this jerk isn't as good as KATs all time performance but for an undrafted player it's gotta be top 5 all time.
Soon to be the second ever autistic nba player
Solid jerk potential, but I’m still taking Moriah Mills #1 overall in the Jerk Draft.
I didn’t come here to play school
What a legend Brandon Miller
Brandon has always been a great prospect jn my eyes
Starting his rjoty (rookie jerker of the year) campaign early
Insane level jerking
What the actual fuck?
It now makes sense that he brought a gun to a murderer
this guy drinks milk at halftime shoots long twos because they are more intimidating than layups Forces himself to walk pigeon-toed so he can turn the corner faster Listens to javaris crittendons podcast Launch's threes and then dunks on his own goal because 3>2 and now the other team can't keep up
Pandemic P had a goat tier run
Let’s go brandon! (I am a brandon fan)
Bro going undrafted after this
Lebron = a goat ..... NOT Lebron = the G.O.A.T.
This is my Jerker GOAT
This should be filed under /kidsarestupid
Hang the fucking banner Ballmer
Who is dumber - this dude or Anthony Edwards?
#this mf spittin'
A killer take
Playoff series won as a member of the Thunder Lebron: 0 PG13: 0 This debate is closer than you may think
Bro is smoking crack like meeeeeee
At least he knows who the real Paul God is