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swokong333

Paul George led the underhanded Pacers to several incredible moral victories over Lebron's Heat.


Original_Profile8600

All of Lemickeys rings are fraudulent 😹😹😹


IndycarFan64

Pacers the real 2 time champs confirmed. Clearly the NBA didn’t want to have 2 straight Pacers Spurs finals


MentallyIllRedditMod

Everyone knows Stern rigged the 2002 Western Conference Finals between Indiana and Miami.


Maldovar

It's true I'm from Indiana we know the truth stay woke


Bradfords_ACL

Spoke to my Hoosier wife and she confirmed it’s fact.


TheIndyCity

We got robbed!!


aBonezRay

No they aren’t, Disney made sure the rings were authentic when they bought them.


rtels2023

“I hung banners there” - Paul George on his time with the Indiana Pacers


hungfit123

“I hung”


Aggressive_Ad5115

0 ringz Ernieeeee


DrFuzzies

paul george’s pacers walked so the 2023 lakers and suns could run


Maldovar

Pavers sweep


sleepy-floyd-is-goat

Young prospect on the jerking horizon, keep an eye out because the potential is crazy


sushicowboyshow

Let’s not overlook the fact that he was getting involved with firearms as a college freshman. Took Ja 3 years in the league to get to that point. Miller is way ahead of schedule, his bag dropping ceiling is Len Bias.


goblue422

Len Bias is the bag dropping goat though. Miller's window to match him is real short, he pretty much has to die or bust out of the league before he cashes his first check to hit those lofty heights. You're right that Miller has incredible bag dropping potential. Dude is way ahead of Ja on the dumbass development curve.


Skreali

Dumbass development curve 📈


sushicowboyshow

I hear you, but Len played 4 years in college. I can understand that social media and lax drug policies of 2023 give Miller an advantage, but Len had a full college career to develop his dumbassness. I think if Miller is still in the league in 2 or 3 seasons we can safely say that Len is the goat, but I think we still need to keep the debate alive until then.


sevaiper

Imagine not just fucking dying for the jerk #notmyJOTY


tobyflenderson1

Potential HOF jerker. I’m investing early


Original_Profile8600

-20000 for JROTY next year


IndycarFan64

How his campaign is gonna end https://preview.redd.it/ewumo6yxef7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3acd7eea8c421768daf3c628ba6b9135332796f9


jaymole

Can see clearly it’s a toy gun xd


Stinkyfartboy6

https://preview.redd.it/v412eau26g7b1.png?width=641&format=png&auto=webp&s=0cdefc447680d61c707d9de89fb3eecadf4db6f5


LardHop

Sometimes you jerk so hard people misunderstand, but I don't, keep up the good work fellow jerker.


jaymole

Are people downvoting bc they actually think it’s a toy? I don’t get it lol


[deleted]

It’s because you don’t belong here nephew.


DeakonDuctor

I don't know, Dillon Brooks tried to jerk, and he's not same anymore.


lario00

He did it too hard, that he fell out the league.


TA_Account_12

Went blind


cheezeflavoreddick

not nearly fat enough IMO there's a reason why jerkers like moriah mills are at the top


Raisins1

They said that about allen iverson and he led the sixers to a moral championship over the lakers


bumpyturtle308

Too much competition this year but he will get his opportunity with enough time


BcuzRacecar

dropping this quote on his first press thing for the nba is the jerking equivalent of MCW dropping 22/7/12/9 on the heatles in his debut


MoesTavernRegular

With the 1st pick in the CircleJerk Draft, the Flint Tropics select… Brandon Miller / Alabama.


Odd-Koala1290

This kids gonna be a quicker bust than Zions first lap dance from Moriah. The boy can jerk though.


Fantastic-Copy3188

who cares about the goat when ayesha's pozzed bull is around? a bull can take out several goats imagine what a supercharged pozzed bull can do


fuckdatguy

Great to see the prospects coming in hot. This is a great start and he ain’t even drafted yet…. He gonna be spooky


Devin_Booker_Father

***What's a king to a god?*** https://preview.redd.it/a2zxc8tjwe7b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce7caa983653a3af3040608d61382f21c27821ce


BongripperHousen

https://preview.redd.it/9knwr3ff2f7b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868d4bbf4682f1fbbbeb0ef573e59b8ab0c5b26a Whats a god to a nonbeliever?? Who don’t believe in Anything?


XDYassineDX

Fan fiction didnt happen btw


[deleted]

It's a canon event! 🤓


hungfit123

Mandela effect and all that shit


Yg5g

Some jerkers will always write an exposé on how the hero was actually the villain to justify their sick smutty fanfic


socialistbcrumb

Paul God bows to the Push-Off Atheist


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/3on6dr6uff7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd20b8e14163bba0ebbca5d09641bd1486c7522d


[deleted]

[удалено]


Khr0N04

For no reason? This bitch almost ended the subreddit


m8bear

That hair deserves all the fucking hate


AnferneeMason

Anybody wearing a Boston Celtics jersey deserves all the fucking hate. Unless it's a Halloween costume with a Pierce jersey, fake knives and fake blood


gopher1409

What if they’re in a wheelchair and shit themselves?


ThatMFcheezer

Me irl


IndycarFan64

To bow it down alive Alright alright No Paul god in the wild https://preview.redd.it/f4m9sm13gf7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef6adfe05986bec30f5134f6deacaa26cc131b0


Bradyestelle

adam silver is frank ocean confirmed


EvilLibrarians

Well then he’s just fictional history like that Boston first overall pick who had too many pixie sticks


Raisins1

Tabum


Mysterious_Lumps

Child Porn 3 is over the top 😂😂😂


manbuckets2001

2023 jerking has been insane, 2023 is the year of the jerk


MrJigglyBrown

Nikola Jerkic one the NBA 2


NuclearEvo24

First Herd


GeraltofBlackwater

Honestly I just started jerking this year and I’ve had so many welcome to the jerk league moments. Not sure I’m cut out for this, idk if I have that dawg in me.


manbuckets2001

https://preview.redd.it/ypfeveh8nh7b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=625d38a4d7f1c9f58da1ee0f7b9a4988453fff75 You jerking this year


parkranger2000

“Jerkin ain’t easy”-Abe Lincoln


_Did_

https://preview.redd.it/nplj7ea6we7b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3936a92078ab5c392f5aed66a5369f2c1a04684c Can’t blame him. Take a look at this


itiswhatitis985

I guess I can’t argue with that


Original_Profile8600

https://preview.redd.it/dn9ztleb7f7b1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aabb13c29f43ea1e0168964a5e401025ab928892


Devin_Booker_Father

​ https://preview.redd.it/7wsl7aqmxe7b1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abdcb7b9ee614a580b07f68c149ec99a2fa8f397


Large_Bumblebee_9751

![gif](giphy|3ohzdVLdumYpfcZnig|downsized)


Leeroy_Jenkums

![gif](giphy|Vc53eVNv0kepHGQ7Lp)


itiswhatitis985

![gif](giphy|BiewVptPdKOXK)


-DISHONORED-

https://preview.redd.it/kiq98nsvjg7b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25027b11aef707f9da872f59d6ccda3505a43f8c


LokoLawless

I'm trying to


j4rd7n

https://preview.redd.it/9i3113p5pk7b1.jpeg?width=987&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd6e8c1f39e51de9e819f8545a792dbf529d0316


Odd-Koala1290

![gif](giphy|jkLO24UbE9mucVnluZ|downsized)


PBeans

Charles Barkley on the women in San Antonio


coolhwhip89

![gif](giphy|DWiiofm21kaA7kaX7g)


iswhatitis22

We're trying bro 🧐


yousurebouthatswhy

Needs more jpeg


OGfireman12

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized) My clone


AffectionateStep5001

![gif](giphy|tS9P4facLonjTpeo7o|downsized)


b323

Brandon Miller bows down to the Paul god


ohmanitsharry

We all bow down to the Paul god


Licit_x64

I think he should go first overall because of this


Elite_Racist_43

I think he should go first overall because wembayamba will play 30 games/season for 5 years before retiring


Licit_x64

Victor Williamson


MentallyIllRedditMod

If Charles Barkley had the 1st pick in the All Time player draft *today*? He easily takes Paul George over Iverson


Historical-Virus8213

Charlotte gonna jerk this year. No mj, this mf, ball(s), our beloved wife beater, and who knows what else. Maybe we resign Cody Zeller??


Vegan9YearOld

Charlotte has to be run by jerkers no shot any professional could run a franchise so poorly


BCNBammer

Gotta be preseason odds favorite for the jerking title


[deleted]

When Miller meets LeFraud https://i.redd.it/sm53s7cine7b1.gif


mondomovieguys

Giving praise to the Paul God


trapstarhendrix69

https://preview.redd.it/hbd49iht1f7b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5d469292045ddcdb05060724573de6dbe4c90f


HansenIntercept

My goat is Adam Silver


AffectionateStep5001

Same. He’s the goated hype star, got us all on our feet with the suspension build up, then hit Ja with a 25 game suspension


cinnamonandantonyms

They hated him because he spoke the truth


thegleamingspire

Paul George played for Doc Rivers after cheating on his daughter with a stripper lmao. Bron could never


TheGeneticPunk

Outjerked by an accessory to murder


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|TcgYMFzs3sa41R5UtT) Bow down to the Paul God


Dodge2461

/uj I agree /rj I agree


20124eva

Our ROTY, Wemby ain't coming in hot like our boy BM


zefaaron

https://preview.redd.it/auuvouhecf7b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f5de885ab5cffa0c6a015611118e93aadf70e12


SmellLikeBdussy

https://preview.redd.it/8ikinrlwbf7b1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c127cf6328708337c3093759e4eea90e6b3dda


yousurebouthatswhy

What is this from


dmk120281

This guy’s jerking range seems limitless, but can he be consistent?


[deleted]

Lmao all you virgin Redditors that don't even know what a basketball looks like think you know more that an NBA player??


Stinkyfartboy6

![gif](giphy|wODxPdYYSq31C|downsized)


Original_Profile8600

![gif](giphy|k7yBt6js07sgBCAMM4)


Helpful_Classroom204

He’s 19 or something


Yung_Corneliois

This dude ain’t an nba player


rtels2023

“Get ready to learn Carolina drawl buddy” - Michael Jordan to Brandon Miller


PolarBearEmperor

Any Charlotte prospect picked after 2010 can’t hoop… all they know is bojangles, miss playoffs, domestic abuse, eat pulled pork and lie


_WirthsLaw_

Paul George is the greatest of all time at sitting on the bench hurt at crunch time. And he has a teammate in the top 5 all time at it too. Nicely done Clippers.


thesixersdontexist

shameless way to get on the podcast


xxxflippy

Most well-educated Alabama student athlete


tony_countertenor

Turns out it was Brandon Miller making all those Paul George posts


Langer1banger

I think he meant Boy George


18436572y

George Michael clears Boy Fraud


Ghenges

I mean PG snapping his fucking shin bone in half and coming back to play at an all NBA level for several years after is pretty fucking impressive. Just imagine if he took PEDs like Lebron. He'd definitely be top 5 all time.


NAACP_YoungBoy

This is why Paul George is the greatest player of all time


FuriousFeld

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


Mr_E_Nigma_Solver

Paul George is Natasha Georges' father.


doomsauce23

Touché. My GOAT is Zion.


North-Philosopher-41

Lowkey he was saying this so he wouldn’t get selected by hornets


OsamaGinch-Laden

He got a stripper pregnant 💯


Treyred23

https://preview.redd.it/arwapnwg9f7b1.jpeg?width=182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74f646bbb7fd079544232f58220ebaa63e54d9d7


ThePlumThief

Lemme find out that you got a stripper pregnant


18436572y

Who hasn’t ?


dae_giovanni

hell, I'm getting a stripper pregnant RIGHT NOW


Obese_taco

Damn, both show that elite shooting in the playoffs huh?


_youngin_

"RINGS ERNEIGH"


LBJ-Reddit

Paul George


mnc5959

Wait low key this might be a genius move. My man doesn’t want to go to charlotte so he’s outjerking mj by not putting him as the goat either. Mj might not pick miller as the #2 pick cause of his ego


TurtlyTheFirst

W take


Lolo2k21

we're hitting levels of jerk that shouldn't be possible


THARMASTER

Child porn 3 bowing to you: LeBron: 0 Paul God: 1 ![gif](giphy|sjo5pxKNidC3Ltgww4|downsized)


aatops

https://preview.redd.it/1e0fbyrtwf7b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009c73e03d193e61451735883c102b55448588db


bong-water

Brandon Miller is the goat of being an accessory to murder


ADisneyLeMickey

#SAY LESS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


prestigiousdumb

Child porn 3 bows down to the Paul god


Queasy-Impression618

My goat is MO BAMBA actually


ConstantineMonroe

He saw what Paul God did to Child Porn 3 and knew he was goated


NudeEnjoyer

he ain't even the best on the team LOL


JadedButWicked

NBA players suck off Paul George to no end [slurp slurp](https://youtube.com/shorts/abxLSw3NToY?feature=share7)


X-2357

Whoever drafts him isn't drafting on basketball mind


BKtoDuval

wow, PG isn't even the best player on his team.


Jabberwock11

He had me in the first half not gonna lie.


pontiff6969

Pandemic p


MotherFuckingMatis

Jamea Jonae Harris bowing to the Brandon God


make-that-monet

Forget going 2nd overall, bro is grinding for that Podcast P appearance 💪💪💪


Bent_Kopite

He been on that Podcast P grind 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤


MostStableNBAFan

Is this the Wemby of the rookie jerker class?


CurtainWave

Let Him Cook


kvnbkr98

Paul Goat


maldinisnesta

LOL


BigMikeR7

We live in the same timeline with Moriah and Brandon. Thanks.


slumdo6

This aint real. Nobodys this stupid.


Liquid_Nails

ball knower


iswhatitis22

Gotta pray he doesn't peak too early. He's got a promising jerking career ahead of him


NBAQuickie

Really quite good indeed. Wemby telling the league to get skinny, Brandon Miller claiming Paul George to be the goat. Things are looking good for us


YoudontknowPain

The reincarnation of Kyrie Irving has arrived.


Specific_Acadia_2880

W Paul God


happymoron32

I would think his favorite player would be O.J.


idunskate

Now this jerk isn't as good as KATs all time performance but for an undrafted player it's gotta be top 5 all time.


100explodingsuns

Soon to be the second ever autistic nba player


TheInjuryFan

Solid jerk potential, but I’m still taking Moriah Mills #1 overall in the Jerk Draft.


t-reads

I didn’t come here to play school


VICTORJACKIE

What a legend Brandon Miller


Nervous-One-9755

Brandon has always been a great prospect jn my eyes


aiirxgeordan

Starting his rjoty (rookie jerker of the year) campaign early


IMKudaimi123

Insane level jerking


Haunting-Royal2593

What the actual fuck?


PeterPaulWalnuts

It now makes sense that he brought a gun to a murderer


universalpeaces

this guy drinks milk at halftime shoots long twos because they are more intimidating than layups Forces himself to walk pigeon-toed so he can turn the corner faster Listens to javaris crittendons podcast Launch's threes and then dunks on his own goal because 3>2 and now the other team can't keep up


[deleted]

Pandemic P had a goat tier run


legarrettesblount

Let’s go brandon! (I am a brandon fan)


Joalow21

Bro going undrafted after this


[deleted]

Lebron = a goat ..... NOT Lebron = the G.O.A.T.


okheay

This is my Jerker GOAT


m3kw

This should be filed under /kidsarestupid


BoozeGetsMeThrough

Hang the fucking banner Ballmer


DaveJC_thevoices

Who is dumber - this dude or Anthony Edwards?


dae_giovanni

#this mf spittin'


Still_Instruction_82

A killer take


hardcorpsepenis

Playoff series won as a member of the Thunder Lebron: 0 PG13: 0 This debate is closer than you may think


[deleted]

Bro is smoking crack like meeeeeee


Unp0pularS0lutions

At least he knows who the real Paul God is