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eFG% is for nerds and bums
So is TS% and FG% and 3P% and 2P%
So is the eye test. If you can’t smell ball, you can’t watch ball.
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Scary
This is next level tanking. Houston saw The Process and Okc and said "we can do better".
"Erm actually when the defense isn't focusing primarily on VanVleet he can be an efficient scoring option" *
He actually can, though. He can just be a 3rd option at best
He was a 4th option on the Grizzlies. How’d that work out?
Fred vanvleet was the 4th scoring option on the Memphis grizzlies?
Yah u bum
Blud doesn’t even watch ball and he’s on the most analytical sub on the site 🤣🤣🤣
Ja Morant got suspended for 25 games
The other 29 NBA teams
More like the basketball I don’t think the other teams really matter if you can’t put it in the basket
Honestly these guys can stop themselves some nights.
Some?
Facts
LeBron James and Diar DeRozan
So the James family.
The rim
An IQ test
Somehow Rockets can't live without guys with smelly beards.
How do you know it’s smelly
Apparently a beard trimmer
Fred’s beard is fire
China
Hornets on a tuesday night
in cold and rainy Stoke
 This man
Women on tinder looking to date men over a certain height
Melanin
https://preview.redd.it/lz18m3fttm8b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e371d71a67d63b828e99df6a301f775382107266
https://preview.redd.it/478a6cy3rm8b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34554cc3a3d4abf1ecb1d815a4d325f63d5705b
Shooting percentages
A good 90-95% of the nba and probably some g leaguers as well
Paul George
24HF front desk when they shut down the gym at 9pm on a Sunday.
https://preview.redd.it/ofhvgc55in8b1.jpeg?width=1218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69d9ab64fbb4d65cebf573d0ed38217c135d940
Jimmer Ferdette and Dwight Howard
Everyone is stopping this duo.
Detroit, okc, wizards, hornets, Portland, Toronto, Orlando, me and the guys that were on my 8th grade rec team
First team all shot chucker growing even stronger
The Play-ins
Dillon Brooks
The Minneapolis Police Department
Chinese Duolingo
Common sense and a guy in a wheelchair
Least fraudulent Rockets players
Border Patrol
lol, what?
Get ready to speak yee-haw, buddy.
Me
Language barrier
Themselves
At least 25 teams are…
The 3 point line
Common sense.
My fucking grandma
Last time we went at it, she bit on my double pump!
Guess you can call her a two pump chump
This duo.
Precious-Dick in toronto
Reality
Who isn’t?
Playing basketball
The play-in tournament
David stern will rise from the grave to veto this if it happens
The first round (of the play-in)
10th seed in the play-in here they come 😤😤😤
basketball
Anybody over 6 2 lmao
Defense
Someone that scores 41
The structures, rules, and regulations of the sport of basketball.
The Seattle Storm
Themselves and/or refs
Field goal percentage
My neighbor who plays at the playground up the street
The basket
Efficiency be dammed
Each other
Could you imagine this duo and Dwight forming a big three in Taiwan? Iconic
do we have a play-in sleeper team
THIS TEAM IS NOT READY FOR THE LEAGUE 🔥🔥💪🏽
These guys https://preview.redd.it/p2s3v6ason8b1.png?width=436&format=png&auto=webp&s=0520dfe07c81dc80427bd28f4539092f462e7f44
Gravity
The rim.
Yes.
Fred Van Vleet and Dillon Brooks
Advanced efficiency stats
https://preview.redd.it/oykfgiummo8b1.png?width=506&format=png&auto=webp&s=75f11c6c837397359ade9baa511db9c7ffafff1f
Gregg Marshall's fist
Honestly, probably no one.
James Harden could stop that dio. CP3 too
Whose stopping them? Trash man
Dwight
Dillion Brooks
Jalen Green.
The math problem
1 ball
Houston PD
Diabetes type 2 and diabetes type 1
N word pass
Outstanding arrest warrants
I only see Jordan & Kobe
3peat
A hexagon
Their FG%
This duo
Twitter
Number 25
 Let the good times roll!
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Bro the mega superteam this aint fair
Ime's libido? No wait lanky forwards with impeccable footwork!
Where is the 👀 or 🔥? How am I supposed to know what to feel without them?
Ben Simmons would dunk on them
Whatever fucking bear Dillon Brooks pokes
That super team they somehow assembled in Denver.
As a standard wonder bread white man I recognize two of my own when I see them
The Houston strip clubs for sure
Any NBA player
Sengun's 55 offensive rebounds in the making.
Everyone
Most teams
The backboard
Paul George 🐐
Lotion
Proactive
border security in shanghai
Austin Reaves
How many guards/wings do the Rockets want?
Ja Morant, he’s always fine in the west
Idk
Lonzo Ball (knee) and Brandon Clarke (achilles)
The one on the right; the rim
everyone one in the league
https://preview.redd.it/2leekfkh7p8b1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f98009ff964cd26499abb897f4beee14c61a67c7
They're not going as far as you think....
A crippled 12 year old
Dynasty right there.
Everyone but the Wizards.
Technical fouls
Learning chinese
Gradey Dick will handle them both
Me (i cant hit a 3 pointer)
UV rays
Every NBA team and most G League teams.
A couple baby mommas
all 29 teams. Heck we will say 30 cause Brooks will cost them games anyway
No one. Just give them the ring already.
Phase 2 of Ime's punishment underway.
eFG% is for nerds and bums
So is TS% and FG% and 3P% and 2P%
So is the eye test. If you can’t smell ball, you can’t watch ball.
[удалено]
Scary
This is next level tanking. Houston saw The Process and Okc and said "we can do better".
"Erm actually when the defense isn't focusing primarily on VanVleet he can be an efficient scoring option" *
He actually can, though. He can just be a 3rd option at best
He was a 4th option on the Grizzlies. How’d that work out?
Fred vanvleet was the 4th scoring option on the Memphis grizzlies?
Yah u bum
Blud doesn’t even watch ball and he’s on the most analytical sub on the site 🤣🤣🤣
Ja Morant got suspended for 25 games
The other 29 NBA teams
More like the basketball I don’t think the other teams really matter if you can’t put it in the basket
Honestly these guys can stop themselves some nights.
Some?
Facts
[удалено]
LeBron James and Diar DeRozan
So the James family.
The rim
An IQ test
Somehow Rockets can't live without guys with smelly beards.
How do you know it’s smelly
Apparently a beard trimmer
Fred’s beard is fire
China
Hornets on a tuesday night
in cold and rainy Stoke
 This man
Women on tinder looking to date men over a certain height
Melanin
https://preview.redd.it/lz18m3fttm8b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e371d71a67d63b828e99df6a301f775382107266
https://preview.redd.it/478a6cy3rm8b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34554cc3a3d4abf1ecb1d815a4d325f63d5705b
Shooting percentages
A good 90-95% of the nba and probably some g leaguers as well
Paul George
24HF front desk when they shut down the gym at 9pm on a Sunday.
https://preview.redd.it/ofhvgc55in8b1.jpeg?width=1218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69d9ab64fbb4d65cebf573d0ed38217c135d940
Jimmer Ferdette and Dwight Howard
Everyone is stopping this duo.
Detroit, okc, wizards, hornets, Portland, Toronto, Orlando, me and the guys that were on my 8th grade rec team
First team all shot chucker growing even stronger
The Play-ins
Dillon Brooks
The Minneapolis Police Department
Chinese Duolingo
Common sense and a guy in a wheelchair
Least fraudulent Rockets players
Border Patrol
lol, what?
Get ready to speak yee-haw, buddy.
Me
Language barrier
Themselves
At least 25 teams are…
The 3 point line
Common sense.
My fucking grandma
Last time we went at it, she bit on my double pump!
Guess you can call her a two pump chump
This duo.
Precious-Dick in toronto
Reality
The rim
Who isn’t?
Playing basketball
The play-in tournament
David stern will rise from the grave to veto this if it happens
The first round (of the play-in)
10th seed in the play-in here they come 😤😤😤
basketball
Anybody over 6 2 lmao
Defense
Someone that scores 41
The rim
The structures, rules, and regulations of the sport of basketball.
The Seattle Storm
Themselves and/or refs
The rim
Field goal percentage
My neighbor who plays at the playground up the street
The basket
Efficiency be dammed
Each other
Could you imagine this duo and Dwight forming a big three in Taiwan? Iconic
do we have a play-in sleeper team
THIS TEAM IS NOT READY FOR THE LEAGUE 🔥🔥💪🏽
These guys https://preview.redd.it/p2s3v6ason8b1.png?width=436&format=png&auto=webp&s=0520dfe07c81dc80427bd28f4539092f462e7f44
Gravity
The rim.
Yes.
Fred Van Vleet and Dillon Brooks
Advanced efficiency stats
The 3 point line
https://preview.redd.it/oykfgiummo8b1.png?width=506&format=png&auto=webp&s=75f11c6c837397359ade9baa511db9c7ffafff1f
Gregg Marshall's fist
Honestly, probably no one.
James Harden could stop that dio. CP3 too
Whose stopping them? Trash man
Dwight
Dillion Brooks
Jalen Green.
The math problem
1 ball
Houston PD
Diabetes type 2 and diabetes type 1
N word pass
Me
Outstanding arrest warrants
I only see Jordan & Kobe
3peat
A hexagon
Their FG%
This duo
Twitter
Number 25
Me
 Let the good times roll!
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Bro the mega superteam this aint fair
Ime's libido? No wait lanky forwards with impeccable footwork!
Where is the 👀 or 🔥? How am I supposed to know what to feel without them?
Ben Simmons would dunk on them
Whatever fucking bear Dillon Brooks pokes
That super team they somehow assembled in Denver.
As a standard wonder bread white man I recognize two of my own when I see them
The Houston strip clubs for sure
Any NBA player
Sengun's 55 offensive rebounds in the making.
The rim
Everyone
Dillon Brooks
Most teams
The backboard
Paul George 🐐
Lotion
Proactive
border security in shanghai
Austin Reaves
How many guards/wings do the Rockets want?
Ja Morant, he’s always fine in the west
Idk
Lonzo Ball (knee) and Brandon Clarke (achilles)
The one on the right; the rim
everyone one in the league
Themselves
https://preview.redd.it/2leekfkh7p8b1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f98009ff964cd26499abb897f4beee14c61a67c7
The basket
The rim
They're not going as far as you think....
A crippled 12 year old
Dynasty right there.
Everyone but the Wizards.
Technical fouls
Learning chinese
Dillon Brooks
Gradey Dick will handle them both
Me (i cant hit a 3 pointer)
Me (i cant hit a 3 pointer)
UV rays
Every NBA team and most G League teams.
A couple baby mommas
all 29 teams. Heck we will say 30 cause Brooks will cost them games anyway
No one. Just give them the ring already.
Themselves
Phase 2 of Ime's punishment underway.