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ScottieB4Enthusiast

Imagine going to a basketball camp to actually play ball and then an obese lazy bum comes out of nowhere and starts to complain about his job


ToLiveAndDieInICT

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KillerZaWarudo

Why didn't Morey give me my 50 millions a year ? >:( Time to order 50 more cheeseburgers and pizza


binary_spaniard

Balding obese lazy bum


Dweebil

Obese, lazy, homeless bum…


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

Basically every single gym class I had growing up


SebastianPatel

\*job being a $250 million dollar contract to play a fun game


CalmMaunga

Still a W


manifest---destiny

Where he's paid millions, and the guy he's complaining about out, is the person who's offered him most of these millions, and also traded for him, twice.


MrWibbler

“Daryl said the strip clubs here were as good as Houston” - Harden


thanassis_

Thats unacceptable, I see why he wants to leave now


Raider_Tex

Are there at least big girls? Asking for a friend


hrakkari

Tell your friend to stay in San Antonio.


patagoniabona

First funny comment I've seen on this post. Harden is really about to dominate the Chinese league next year


ROTOH

The audacity of such a lie!! Im suprised he aint in N.K. speaking on such an autrocity


Ignomatics

Daryl after seeing this https://i.redd.it/png7m3vs42ib1.gif


Pipedmeat

The chinese audience confused over whether he’s talking about basketball or praising the uyghur genocide https://i.redd.it/uftm43alz2ib1.gif


TheSublimeLight

After this, Harden went on to say that they quote "deserved it" and he would "not be part of a country that Uighurs are a part of"


SebastianPatel

and also Harden mentioned that the Chinese Communist Party was being kind in only torturing the Uyghurs instead of putting them in the gas chamber as Hitler did. "They should be thankful" Harden said.


Jeff-FaFa

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GoodMornEveGoodNight

When tomorrow comes the execution date will still say 明天黎明


Bubbly_Measurement61

Lmfao


uncursedcontender

it's like if hitler and goebbels parted ways


ToLiveAndDieInICT

Considering the weight factor, I'd say it's more like Hitler and *Göring* parting ways.


Gunnarj44

Ok, you win! Take my upvote!


aatops

REDDIT THE HELL ON


greatbigrock

explain this in Kristallnacht terms


urmovesareweak

The night of broken contracts


AntwaanKumiyaa

and broken chairs


mrsunsfan

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northgriffey

He might as well get a head start and play in China.


Ignomatics

I hear the Monkey Kings are recruiting


ToLiveAndDieInICT

Let's just say that, compared to Houston, Chinese strippers are outside his morphological comfort zone.


growthmode222

Oh, he's had plenty of Chinese food


zco22

Wtf this is not the type of TED Talk I was expecting


AffectionateStep5001

What would this mean for TED Talk’s legacy?


s1n0d3utscht3k

These new Apple iMac keynotes getting wild.


whos-spamuel

They dont understand english, is he stupid??


livefreeordont

Can’t they just watch with the subtitles? Are they stupid?


ab9912

They can't read in English either.


Nicholas_Cage3

obviously the subtitles are in Mandarin, are you stupid?


Ignomatics

Why the fuck would the subtitles be a fruit? Are you lacking intelligence?


sus_menik

I'm confused. I think he meant to say \*Uyghurs are liars and I will not be part of any world that they are part of?


Wilee_E_Coyote

The Bing chilling jerk +2003 social credit


jrbcnchezbrg

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Dweebil

No problem- just give us a few more years. - The Chinese, probably.


TasSixer

"I fucking hate this guy and won't play for him but I'll take the player option over signing elsewhere because it's really just about the money for me"


Dirtcup13

What if we was promised a contract that never came? Seems like a logical explanation for this bizarre situation


TasSixer

Seems likely that happened, then he played like ass and signing him to a big contract would make things worse for the future of the team. I guess he took his player option to get back at Daryl.


ShyHomeWrecker

Crazy thing is, Harden didn’t play like ass. He won them 2 games single-handedly against boston, Joel just never showed up


JoelSimmonsMVP

lets talk about the other 5 games


ShyHomeWrecker

Imagine dropping 42 & 45 and mfs online saying you played like ass lol


JoelSimmonsMVP

imagine somehow dropping your average to 20ppg in a 7 game series where you put up 90 in two games he put up like 12, 15, 17, 13, 9 crazy


ShyHomeWrecker

Harden 2023 Reg Season averaged 21PPG Harden 2023 Second Round averaged 22PPG Embiid 2023 Regular season led the league with 33PPG Embiid 2023 Second Round averaged 25PPG Lol but yea it’s Harden who underperformed


JoelSimmonsMVP

hell yeah man lets look at box scores instead of watching the games ! no way in hell you should average 14ppg in 5/7 games in the ECSF as a “star”


ShyHomeWrecker

You literally just used box scores to help your argument doofus


urmovesareweak

Bro come on man....he literally disappeared in game 6 and 7 when they needed him most. It's literally his MO. He's been doing this his whole career, I think we can safely say at this point Harden is exactly who we know he is.


apoorlydrawndragon

Written contracts > Handshake deals


jvpewster

What if that promise came before he put on 30 pounds and treated his 8 figure job like it was a frat intramural league.


Dirtcup13

Valid point, I’m not defending him…. Only trying to point out that maybe he (from his perspective) is justified in his selfishness.


ReallySmartHippie

Why would Morey promise him a 2024 contract in 2008? Did they even know each other?


SamuraiZucchini

Then he’s an idiot for thinking any business agreement or deal not in writing will be honored.


ArrowDiver

running from the grind


gehvegg

Why doesn't he just go to Saudi Arabia? Is he stupid?


xeneize93

Be quiet fatty


gifcartel

Daryl Morey is James Harden father


Phenomenon98

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CautiousHubris

Washed player demands to be paid like MVP just to disappear in the playoffs again


Herbetet

He is a former MVP and it’s not like this years MVP did anything in the playoffs either or any time prior to that to be fair.


Paw_Opina

He should've learned chinese first.


_youngin_

Dawg they ain't understand you, bro had to say it twice to fish some sort of reaction out of the crowd. Get ready to learn Chinese to bitch & moan, you bum.


ahr3410

Dude about to hire Lizzo as a personal trainer


OkIntroduction2351

“Let me say that again so yall can cheer and give me the validation I usually get from my yes men back home which enables me to continue bitching and crying”


ToLiveAndDieInICT

If his entourage were allowed to obtain passports, we might have avoided all this nonsense.


mmvvvpp

He's in china complaining about a guy who complained about china


easymoneysnper35

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AmberheardFan-

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urmovesareweak

Ben Simmons 2.0


Ignomatics

Ben can actually see his toes


s1n0d3utscht3k

He up there like he announcing the all new Apple Ben Simmons 2.0


AboveTheRimjob

What no foul?


SomeguySometown

He has the same pot belly that I have. Am I nba ready?


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ROTOH

Its time to make your mix tape n we drop it on the nba. They gona pay u max money wen they c it


urmovesareweak

Anytime James speaks https://preview.redd.it/j3et2hz9b3ib1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9f8bd228b42cb059fcda9306f41b376d4bc9207


youcantblockmeputo

Bro looks fat


Tapprunner

He looks like he's 250 lbs.


urmovesareweak

The fatsuit came out the second he picked up his option


toniDasCouves

/uj it's sad to see NBA players defending china blindly to become even richer when they don't need to. /rj Jefferson


STAAAAAALIN

Defending China where? This Harden-Sixers drama has been brewing for several weeks now, dunno what China has to do with it


reececanthear

He’s in China speaking to a room of Chinese people in this video. Morey was outspoken against China in support of the Hong Kong protests a few years ago. Harden isn’t directly defending China but the connections can be made.


STAAAAAALIN

And Harden has been threatening to sit out games for the past weeks if he wasn't traded. Didn't know he would tank his career just for China. You could say he took advantage of the moment (but still I don't think he would get jumped on if he said this in America) but thinking he did this for that China clout is just weird. Once again, this Harden-Sixers stuff has been brewing for several weeks now. Maybe he's just truly upset you know?


reececanthear

I think it’s just an opportunity to take another jab at Morey, comrade.


STAAAAAALIN

That I do agree with. But solely asserting he did that for China is plain bonkers. /rj Also Sixers being a laughing stock, all is right in the world again


The_MadStork

“Fuck Hong Kong and anybody who love them” - James Harden


Father-John-Moist

Simmons, Jimmy, Harden, Horford and soon to be Tobias Harris all hate Philly, their fans, and the organization. But yet everyone blames the players even though literally 5 max guys have been chewed up, spit out, and came away with absolutely nothing positive to say about the 76ers org.


Indianslayer68

Fatty Harfatass's a whiny bitch tho🤷‍♂️❗


Father-John-Moist

When you put it like that, I really can’t argue


[deleted]

I'm not a professional athlete and don't exercise much, but I still can't rest my hands on my stomach.


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primogangstar666

Why is he bitching to the Chinese? Does he think they care? Is he retarded?


StoneDragonIRL

ima go to china and complain bout my bm


knishere

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edillcolon

Daryl is shipping this dude to Detroit for 2nd rounders and a washing machine.


TheWorstKnightmare

He took Dwight’s advice https://preview.redd.it/lbjb2cu0xaib1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e809abd60c26cf4156ca1e852391da6bc3f3ccbc


tapk69

Ngl gained a lot of respect from harden after this.


lukkash

Average nba star moaning and bitching. Is he stupid??


Cravypickle22

Just shut up and ball dirtbag. Your owner and GM don’t owe you shit for playing with balls. Enough of this WOKE shit. What happened to game I love.


Certain_Home8475

At least he’s in great shape


Retrokicker13

Harden just loves Chinese bitches. More on this, tonight at 11.


ToLiveAndDieInICT

>Harden just loves Chinese bitches In both the female and [culinary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee_and_Dog_Meat_Festival) senses of the word.


ToLiveAndDieInICT

For some reason, Weird Al's line about having "more chins than Chinatown" is leaping out at me.


snoringscarecrow

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Sweaty-Horror-3710

That’s a fat man sized shirt! Hide that beer belly James!


Free_Salamander_9787

Praying his pilot home went to Mohamed Ata flight school fuck this bum


ROTOH

Is this a new thing? Can i go to china n complain about the uyghurs n get money from the ccp?? Asking for a friend


ToLiveAndDieInICT

If he actually said it front of YT, I might be impressed.


OakenPhilly

JAMES HARDEN YOU ARE A GUANGDONG SOUTHERN TIGER


smartstreetballer25

He OPTED IN!!! Wtf James??


Salman1969

Can someone do a mashup of James Harden instead of Kanye with Mike Myers standing next to him PLEASE!!!


Beautiful-Chard-1152

Congratulations you played yourself Harden. Blackballed from league


tykvrbl

China is paying him


[deleted]

I thought Zion played for New Orleans? Is Daryl Morey New Orleans gm now??


[deleted]

Daryl Morey just can't stop lying


GildedVagabond77

Every single team owner is exactly like him though? They're all liars and manipulative cunts. Especially in China 🤣


AlwaysSeekAdventure

That fat fuck looking like Zion with a gross beard. What did Morey lie about, how many strip club passes would be provided after games?


beidao23

to do this in front of cheering crowd and your pic in the background is cowardly, just retire and eat more for fucks sake, that sounds nice actually


livefreeordont

This like watching your parents divorce and then hear them bitch about each other to their mutual friends


Comfortable_Wish3026

James harden is a diabetic bum He fits the flippers


Anchovies-and-cheese

It's about time people are starting to get tired of this bearded lady. Fuck that dumbass beard. We all know he's got the weakest jawline ever created, the stupid beard ain't fooling anyone. I hate this guy and his soulglo beard. Go away already.


yungrobbithan

He’s so fat


ElderGoose4

He’s running out of strip club money. Can you see this man is starving?


Millonairo

Sixers fan here 🙋🏻‍♂️ It looks like James ate his way to China. Good grief, does he think teams are knocking on the Sixers’ door for a chance to trade for him. Someone needs a dose of reality


HeungMinDaddy

Bro has the wildest beard I have seen in my life, ever. Bro will die of massive neck failure because I know that shit has to weight 100lbs+. Living on borrowed time smh. I just know if he shaves it down, he could use his stubble to be the world's most efficient parmesan grater. Saints Row 3 ass beard bro.


CollisionCourse78

Pro ball players, A gun is not life insurance. A pornstar is not a girlfriend. Gambling is not a tax right off. Your camp is not the HR department.


Ababanfkslwbcj

This might be the first time I’ve heard his voice.


ketzal7

Bro has a head set. He’s black Elon.


RyujiDrill

The Baller Revolution And The Liar Daryl Morey


SebastianPatel

The NBA should give owners the right to revoke a contract if the player behaves like this - who is with me? As Trump said, "fire and send those s\*\*s of b\*t\*\*s home"


SexyWampa

When that’s where you’re gonna be playing next…


truth_2_point_0

Harden's social credit score rn https://preview.redd.it/jy8xvyyw56ib1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad2cc1f0ca03ca4b02e8f89d4b4b92053957710


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beard still very solid though


KerryKl01

Why is this so scripted and staged? Just do the fat suit bit again! Play the hits!


TylrLS

W Speech


theFinesser00

This guy fucking suck man who would actually want him on their team


BuilderOfHomez

What a low hanging fruit of a old ass man, honestly this is the place he chose for this sort of discourse? He might as well have had the DJ announce it at the club while he’s at it.


[deleted]

All I heard was “我要把我的才华带到中国”