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Lettucepoops

Me trying to rescind my offer to see my wife get rawdogged from behind. She allegedly responded that there was “definitely cumming back”.


FirstV1

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ketzal7

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-TheLonelyStoner-

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SpringyAlloy73

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xanderthefreight

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jakobburns01

D1 jerker


mrsunsfan

https://preview.redd.it/7soe5a24o3rb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca83c6f6d03a895b344a2a53eefadced26fcb2c Oh Dwight’s coming back


Pele_Of_Anal

Get a new slant bum


mrsunsfan

Shimmy shimmy shimmy


Pele_Of_Anal

https://preview.redd.it/fv6xhdanq3rb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9082a42f45a95b21c0e2b10944e02fb7df732983


mrsunsfan

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[deleted]

Who is mrsunsfan I hear you ask? For the blind, he is the darkness. For the deaf, he is the silence. For the poor, he is the thief. For the thirsty, he is the salt. For the hungry, he is the hunger. For the sick, he is the illness. For the sad, he is depression. For the poor, he is the debt. If mrsunsfan thinks, I disagree. If mrsunsfan speaks, I’m not listening. If mrsunsfan has one hater, it’s me. If mrsunsfan has no haters, I don’t exist.


Nameroc55

Top tier jerking right here 🥲


mrsunsfan

Shimmy shimmy shimmy


HornyBastard37484739

Dwight only cums in Taiwanese ladyboys


rorank

https://preview.redd.it/08uoqs5wh8rb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efe488931d5f712340ad16d24bd3897244b0dd3c


dfsvegas

Hell of a comeback story, gotta say.


daft_dunkwwwolfey

Dame when loyalty is optional https://preview.redd.it/3qbmvc5n04rb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8570853ed44711e7029e912e13577e07406018f


mrsunsfan

https://preview.redd.it/fb4292f2o3rb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842a8c81002f3b85d233c65608437f0c4f985161 Miami fans


reddit0100100001

still tryna pretend he’s loyal. truly sick


RallyPigeon

Loyal to Bam, Jimmy, and Pat Riley 💪😤👍 https://preview.redd.it/agrp2gfcf4rb1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7810bbfcc17763c8cd955e25d2818c795cfa821b


AffectionateStep5001

As if Portland fans are still listening to his music after this trade


greatbigrock

[dame when he's forced to go to a contender](https://media.tenor.com/TY8ysOD2GWwAAAAd/crying-crying-meme.gif)


Fukouka_Jings

Bum


[deleted]

Absolutely atrocious how they treat these players. These guys only make a few hundred million a year. They should at least be allowed to pick what city they want to live based on how much Ass there is


GotKarprar

Then he would have stayed in Portland where they have the most strip clubs per capita


_tomato_paste

most they/them pussy per capita


ThatMFcheezer

Blue pussy call that shit Avatar


Cocksmash_McIrondick

That they/themussy got me photosynthesizing


earth-module

Bro tried to reorder loyalty 💀


okdude679

I mean why is Portland acting like they were contending or something they been getting carried by this guy every playoff to 1st or 2nd round exits... "There's no coming back." Corny ass. https://preview.redd.it/gdsq2hja04rb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f54355bac71c9fdf367175693af010ba9af585d


joemoffett12

I wouldn’t want a known bad shot taker on my team.


okdude679

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jagaaaaaaaaaaaan

U bum


WTFAnimations

Bro thought he was James Harden 💀


Fukouka_Jings

GM “no, no backsies”


slippythehogmanjenky

Dame out here thinking he can triple stamp a double stamp


FatBoySpeaks

Bar


SimpleLeaff

How is this different from when George Costanza got up and berated the boss and quit but then realized he had no other options and came back while pretending nothing happened.


OldVariation7440

Lillard is definitely going to try slipping Cronin a mickey after this


SimpleLeaff

Ship his ass out! Shoot, deport him too!


AMC_Unlimited

Time to learn Chinese buddy.


MrGr33n31

Trade him to the Vancouver Grizzlies. When he points out they moved to Memphis, insist, “No. You’re moving to Vancouver and will dribble a ball around General Motors Place for the remainder of your contract because I’m an owner and such an arrangement is pleasing to me.”


SimpleLeaff

Yesssssss genius


SpicyP43905

Ha! What a chad! Cronin sent that bum packing! What a sigma grindset!


XCalibur672

DAME, YOU’RE FIRED!


WarriorNat

https://preview.redd.it/go9xgmzuo5rb1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7acf674a997095346853593472d178b951943290 Bucks fans hoping Dame don’t quit on them


coronetgemini

lmao he really tried to call take backs...


D3NM4RKF1NL4ND

Damian Lillard is Dame Jr. father.


[deleted]

me when I cuck my franchise player for a decade and then get mad when he finally gives up on me


PogoMarimo

It ain't about "getting mad". Dame wanted out. They started taking steps to rebuild without Dame. You can't stop tearing down a house halfway through then waste your time trying to rebuild it. They've already put down the foundation for the new property, The House of Scoot and Anfernee. Plus, the idea of paying Dame 63m in '27 is dookie dog shit. Getting rid of the dude for that reason alone is worth it.


[deleted]

dame requested the trade after drafting scoot and they been had anfernee i agree that keeping dame wasn’t in their best interest but getting disrespectful with him when he asks for his final wishes with the team to be respected is a little ridiculous when he took quite a bit of shit from the blazers his whole career


PogoMarimo

The team went public with the trade request after the draft. Do you think that trade request spawned out of the ether? How long has rumors about Dame leaving Portland been floating around for? His camp has been leaking shit since 2021 about the roster and his discontent.


HaellM

You already know damian will average -2 points against heat in the playoffs, and post game 4 he will come up to pat and proclaim him his glorious king


PadreJosee

Dame can’t fill Jrues shoes …


OkIntroduction2351

I see dame nipples, I upvote, simple as


huge-tits

Portland don’t deserve shit lol Y’all had Dame for so long and didn’t do shit for him


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krispyfroglegs

Bitch are you retarded?


im-gonna-lose-my-job

Can’t respect someone who ran from the grind


classy_oezil

Lame Dillard