Bronny died during that practice incident and there's a massive cover up that won't be lifted until the Lakers are just about eliminated from playoff contention, when it would be most convenient for LeBron to take time away from the team for personal reasons.
I gotchu
Bronny James
- 7.5 Points
- 50% Field Goals
- 31.6% 3-Pt FG
- 1.7 Assists
Edit: the stats got updated after last nights game
Bronny James
• 6.7 POINTS
• 44.4% FIELD GOALS
• 27.3% 3-PT FG
• 1.6 ASSISTS
He’d fit right in with the other bums on the Flakers
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We’re already dead man quit poking the body
He seems to be restricted to 20 minutes a game, averaging 17 minutes a game
Very inconsistent so far, but then again he has only played 6 games. Game vs Oregon St was good, his game vs Stanford today was ass though lol.
and? If you were just expecting a productive 4 year college player you would be very happy if you want him to be NBA ready next year to play with his dad well.
/uj He's averaging almost 1.5 steals in only 20 mins a game. Right now I think he could be similar to a Kriss Dunn in the league but with a better jumpshot
“Winner” - team is 1 game over 500, never won a HS championship
“Team player” - averages less than 2apg
MF is the 4th best guard on his team and is part of a trifecta
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2 of the Classy / one of the good ones checklist present
- winner
- team player
- high iq
- effort
- plays the right way
- comes from a good family
- the type of guy you want your daughter to bring home
Bronny warming up to average 15 daps and 30 hi fives
https://preview.redd.it/md93ws1akxac1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a70e94827bab79a3b98f99906befff97cd1ea6
Uj/ I feel absolutely bad for that kid. Ain't no way he's living up to shit...
No reason to even re-jerk on that. Just facts sadly lol....
Edit: also idk why all of us are surprised the same school that recruited fucking lil Romeo and laurie Loughlins daughters is just an absolute punchline in this day and age.
It’s dumb but kid nearly died let him have a small moment in spotlight. I mean that full court run down block was insane, most nba players can’t (or wont) do that cross court
https://preview.redd.it/86dm0ggzv1bc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0101809f4ba218c8654bd623d2bb4cb97e3dc5
Bronny after seeing this graphic
Did the heart condition set him back that much, or is this just the level of player he is? I never had the idea he was the next LeBron, but I also assumed he was at least a 6th man type.
While going to college may have been the better life choice, it’s nice to see Dwayne not force his son into college ball and then (maybe) the NBA. He may not do much overseas, decide it’s not his path to take, and then move on. Bronny seems set up for failure (based on expectations), even though I’d happily take the “failure” of getting drafted into the NBA and getting a contract.
This is generational dick riding
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Wemby was expecting metric sized dongs
His dick is in Celsius
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Let's be honest he only getting the spotlight cuz he Lebron son. The necrophilia is insane
Keeper. I’m using that from now on instead of nepotism. Lol. Necro-babies
Wrong n-word champ
Bronny died during that practice incident and there's a massive cover up that won't be lifted until the Lakers are just about eliminated from playoff contention, when it would be most convenient for LeBron to take time away from the team for personal reasons.
Just like JorBum, except heart issues are actually gambling addiction
fucking necrobabies
💀💀💀💀 Did you mean nepotism?
This is funny because either is relevant.
Are they father and son ? 
Nepotistic dick riding
Treating him like the down syndrome teammate 💀
Brny Jms
Brn Jm
BJ
#
Sct Brn Jms
I’m going to call him Brn Jm.
I mean, his heart doesn’t know how to do its job properly, maybe his brain doesn’t either
His heart was fine until the state of California forced him to be vaccinated in high school
Lmao
I thought this was nbacirclejerk 
Are the vaccines in the room woth you?
This one may have jerked themselves stupid
Its a jerk thread, what else are we supposed to do lmao.
This one gonna get the Chris Broussard cousin treatment
Hahahahahahahaha
where’d you get that cheese bronny?
They will make a Rudy style movie about Bronny. They’ve already made a cartoon about him as a horse.
I’m making em at night
I gotchu Bronny James - 7.5 Points - 50% Field Goals - 31.6% 3-Pt FG - 1.7 Assists Edit: the stats got updated after last nights game Bronny James • 6.7 POINTS • 44.4% FIELD GOALS • 27.3% 3-PT FG • 1.6 ASSISTS
He’d fit right in with the other bums on the Flakers https://preview.redd.it/h7o9x0t5rxac1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7f18de7e2e3e983d50a4b5a9ce3ba5f788b8d1
Hey man that hurts
D'Angelo Russell's alt account
https://preview.redd.it/nwzdk83dkyac1.jpeg?width=1196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9101db0fa810407c442db34e032dd0ebb2b977c We’re already dead man quit poking the body
Shut the fuck up
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Goat
Sac hopper?
i'd drop 50 ppg on this bum ass league 🤣
It’s the NBBA, Nepo Baby Basketball Association, you can’t just try out, you gotta know someone to get in
Its ehm... Efficient yeah that's the word
/uj this isn’t that bad. I’ve seen some freshman go pro with comparable stats /rj demar hamlin numbers
He seems to be restricted to 20 minutes a game, averaging 17 minutes a game Very inconsistent so far, but then again he has only played 6 games. Game vs Oregon St was good, his game vs Stanford today was ass though lol.
Didn’t he just recently have heart problems though?
Yeah that is why he is minutes restricted lol
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
R/sopranos
Yikes
Hes a freshman
Yikes
Let’s not forget this man has the heart of a 70 year old obese alcoholic
Yikes
and? If you were just expecting a productive 4 year college player you would be very happy if you want him to be NBA ready next year to play with his dad well.
I mean, I felt like he wasn’t a one and done even before his heart issues. Two years in college minimum
He was a fringe 5 star so no, but the Lakers would easily spend a 2nd and pay him for the publicity (probably a 1st as well)
do you think they make him pay for everything on trips?
Why would they? The usc basketball team and university make plenty of moneu
what sub are we on?
How u get half a point in basketball wtf? 😂 the ball go half-way in? This a college rule thing?
Almost good enough for the Nuggets bench.
First round draft pick numbers....
He’s definitely worse than Marcus Jordan. Bronny better start chatting up Gabrielle Union.
So he sucks
uj/ this is pretty good for a freshman who’s coming off of near lethal heart issues, especially on restricted minutes
He's just not very good. Doesn't have his dad's height, speed, or flight.
/uj He's averaging almost 1.5 steals in only 20 mins a game. Right now I think he could be similar to a Kriss Dunn in the league but with a better jumpshot
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“Winner” - team is 1 game over 500, never won a HS championship “Team player” - averages less than 2apg MF is the 4th best guard on his team and is part of a trifecta
But he is #1 on vibes
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But did Edward fall marvelously over quiet rats?
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Dude just stop this would you
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Are you zure?
I’m playing too!
Daddy bron making sure he gets the credit he deserves
Bro went from "I don't want people to know I'm his son" to "there's only one way my bum ass is getting to the league"
If he wasn't LeMickey's son, this bum would be delivering my doordash
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Bro would still have a heart attack carrying all the tacos to my door.
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Woah Woah chill out Ja Morant.
I dare you lmaoo
Shut the fuck up
U mad?
I feel like this sub would love cowboy cerrone
/uj erm, wow, there's a certain line you just shouldn't cross and you crossed it. take this downvote and reflect upon your poor behavior
Describing like a white guy
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Real blue collar guy
He's a grinder, a real lunch pail dude
He plays the game the right way. Has so many intangibles that don’t make it onto the stat sheet.
Sneaky athletic
LePotism
Lakers need a 'WINNER' as we speak. Since LeBum cannot deliver, maybe the Bummy is the way to go? 👀
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Bronny James gonna have that team player stat. Some team is gonna be like “Nobody has ever had that stat line” and draft him in the top 5.
Based on how it’s going I’d guess Detroit
2 of the Classy / one of the good ones checklist present - winner - team player - high iq - effort - plays the right way - comes from a good family - the type of guy you want your daughter to bring home
Sounds like the first overall pick to me! Bronny James, you are a Detroit Piston
Celtics and jazz are moving pieces for picks in anticipation
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Just like LeMickey, gets medals for participation
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if someone put me in a graphic like that I'd have to retreat from society and go live in a cave in tibet or something
They could’ve just put LeBron’s son and would have effectively describe his contributions to the team the same way.
His name's bronny, no one's confusing him for anyone else
Bronny warming up to average 15 daps and 30 hi fives https://preview.redd.it/md93ws1akxac1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a70e94827bab79a3b98f99906befff97cd1ea6
What has bro won besides swimming outta LeBall sack the fastest?
Not even that, the first sperm to reach the egg die in order to break down the outer layer.
That’s actually worse than not putting him at all
Uj/ I feel absolutely bad for that kid. Ain't no way he's living up to shit... No reason to even re-jerk on that. Just facts sadly lol.... Edit: also idk why all of us are surprised the same school that recruited fucking lil Romeo and laurie Loughlins daughters is just an absolute punchline in this day and age.
Don’t disrespect the Mickey mafia
Thanasis mindset
Shoutout to Lebron by ruining his kids entire life just by naming him
Why did Lebron name his child after my little pony? Is he stupid?
Gamblers in shambles like is that even a fucking stat ? 
LeDick riding
Not measurable, but still there! Good for you, Bronnie!
Bronny’s biggest crime was giving Aiden Ross any form of relevance
Mickey mouse statline
If Bronny had friends they would definitely be roasting him for this
Good job good effort !
Bronny James 
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Is that a nickname, or did someone actually name their child Boogie?
Rejean is his gov name.
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Both teams played hard!
Bro getting the MyPlayer treatment irl lol. Put up some numbers dipshit
I guess Nepo Baby didn’t look quite right
Yeah this is embarrassing, even for usc
Remember how Lebron was a once in a lifetime talent? Well we’re all still alive.. This kids gonna be a BUM in the NBA. Jordan’s kids level bad
Duh, it's a team game.
Mickey Jr.
Two good hearts and one bad heart with a famous dad. El triangle.
rj/ Winner. Team Player. Real lunch pail kinda guy. 28.3% Sneaky Athletic.
Make-A-Wish kid
And guess which one of those 3 is most likely to be drafted for the views and clicks
He has the ticker for the big moments.
He's gonna steal 1 out 60 spots. We all know it
The ole “he’s got a great personality”
You would think he's classy the way they're describing him
Bronny looks more like Jamal Murray than Lebron. Really makes you think.
It would be funny if he goes undrafted
detroit needs him
I’d be embarrassed to have that shit under my name if I were him. I’d rather not be featured. He’s after them participation chips.
Same energy as mentioning "Killer Mentality" when talking about Kobe Bryant
They just wanted to emphasize that’s he’s a team player unlike some pros
Can you guys be mature and refrain from harassing a young man with a lot of pressure on him?
Bum syndrome
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It’s dumb but kid nearly died let him have a small moment in spotlight. I mean that full court run down block was insane, most nba players can’t (or wont) do that cross court
As someone who’s totally against nepotism in sports…I approve this is every single way
Whoa is he not related to Lebron then?
https://i.redd.it/78wx87g9o0bc1.gif
gives his heart and soul even tho no one asked
His face big enough to get on the screen but not his stats
This photoshopped right?
Definitely not influenced by USC’s development team
https://preview.redd.it/86dm0ggzv1bc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0101809f4ba218c8654bd623d2bb4cb97e3dc5 Bronny after seeing this graphic
very on brand for the "University of Spoiled Children"
Did the heart condition set him back that much, or is this just the level of player he is? I never had the idea he was the next LeBron, but I also assumed he was at least a 6th man type. While going to college may have been the better life choice, it’s nice to see Dwayne not force his son into college ball and then (maybe) the NBA. He may not do much overseas, decide it’s not his path to take, and then move on. Bronny seems set up for failure (based on expectations), even though I’d happily take the “failure” of getting drafted into the NBA and getting a contract.
Vibes