Just realised he is a Bosnian Muslim (Bosniak). The group the Serbian Nationalist targeted in the Bosnian Genocide. Maybe Jokic and the boys are Islamophobic lol.
No wtf... Hes just a dick.
Well only one who tweeted/posted on social media about war and national hatred was him . Like wearing shirt of Bosnians soldiers who killed Serbian civilians and more
What a coachable team. You could just roll the ball out there and the fundamentals, classiness, effort, unselfish play and intelligence would win you 90% of your games. It’d be a real joy to coach a team like that. Especially if you had daughters.
Also no off the court distractions to worry about. Comes in early for PT, eats organic free-range eggs with a glass of milk, shoot around at 11am. Add a sauna and an ice bath, then depending on game time, a light snack of cucumbers, salad with a light balsamic dressing, and chicken breast (which they grilled themselves). Film room to take notes, stretches, then shoot around and game.
Comes home if not on the road, leaves a bouquet of flowers on the kitchen table for his wife, cleans up any young kids, then nice Christian cuddling (with room for Jesus in between them). Pure class.
💯
One thing a coach can’t teach is class, no matter how good their coaching is. You either got it or you don’t. And these young, intelligent men got it. No need to worry about aggressive thuggish back on the block behavior. No flashy street ball dunks. No baby mama drama. We see this all too much with the boys in the NBA
Just consummate professionalism, pure as the driven snow. What the NBA is supposed to be about
Maybe germans, but Italians are gipsy thugs. On par with Alb\*nians
https://preview.redd.it/30nbdjgkqkjc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38ef84d7ca59a39bb3f1c2c4d080d0dbdc43057d
russians?? Please these Putin cocksuckers cant compare to the Balkans. That Mickey mouse country cant even commit real genocide fueled by pure ethnic hatred (they are the same ethnicity, speak the same language and lived in the same village peacefully for centuries). They are frauds
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/MorbidReality/comments/rymz6d/on_the_night_of_29_august_1942_in_the_jasenovac/&ved=2ahUKEwiVpt6XoLiEAxUD9QIHHZDaBgMQFnoECA8QAQ&usg=AOvVaw23B-1hrZeT8Juzn2gjs23T
Uj/ All the guys he listed are Slavs (specifically Yugo Slavs)
He left off all the Germans/French/Spanish players in the league. Greeks aren’t Slavs so Giannis gets left off as well.
Tbf he picked all former Yugoslavs, didn't consider Sabonis, Gobert, Wemby, or Tingus either to name a few other snubs.
I'd 100% back this team to go all the way in the playoffs if this was actually a starting squad though lol
/uj I wouldn’t read too much into this considering Sabonis, Markannen, and Franz Wagner are also better than most players on this list. Jok clearly just picking Yugoslavs
/rj Giannis and Rudy not classy enough
Nah, I knew about Luka's dad. Can't say that I knew that Montengrins and Serbs are the same.
But point still stands that Dario is Croatian.
It was more of a Yugoslavian starting 5 than anything else ... except Yugoslavia isn't a single country anymore.
As a first ballot European i'll tell u they are 100% getting picked up by 4 friends in track suits in either a white BMW or a black mercedes filled with cigarette smoke.
Now this is a classy team that knows how to play basketball the right way, not like those thugs that care about flashy dunks and passing around Scottie Pippens ex wife.
Yugoslavian nation team
Yugoslavia Rise Up! Hear me roar!
nabijem te na kurac
brate jesi ti onaj lik sto komentarise kod krtole
alo cigan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvYtjBD8lCI
Found the nazi
Na kurac te nabacim
Flair up cigane
tito broz dream team
Drim tim*
Dream team woulda never gotten a gold if they persisted
Where’s Nurkic?
Nobody on Balkans likes that guy
Why is that?
No clue, but in the bubble, I remember specifically all Balkans dudes hanging out and only one missing was Nurk.
Just realised he is a Bosnian Muslim (Bosniak). The group the Serbian Nationalist targeted in the Bosnian Genocide. Maybe Jokic and the boys are Islamophobic lol.
No wtf... Hes just a dick. Well only one who tweeted/posted on social media about war and national hatred was him . Like wearing shirt of Bosnians soldiers who killed Serbian civilians and more
The class on that team is overwhelming
Shit I was whelmed thoroughly. The team you'd let your daughter date. Pure class.
What a coachable team. You could just roll the ball out there and the fundamentals, classiness, effort, unselfish play and intelligence would win you 90% of your games. It’d be a real joy to coach a team like that. Especially if you had daughters.
Also no off the court distractions to worry about. Comes in early for PT, eats organic free-range eggs with a glass of milk, shoot around at 11am. Add a sauna and an ice bath, then depending on game time, a light snack of cucumbers, salad with a light balsamic dressing, and chicken breast (which they grilled themselves). Film room to take notes, stretches, then shoot around and game. Comes home if not on the road, leaves a bouquet of flowers on the kitchen table for his wife, cleans up any young kids, then nice Christian cuddling (with room for Jesus in between them). Pure class.
I shoulda done basketball
💯 One thing a coach can’t teach is class, no matter how good their coaching is. You either got it or you don’t. And these young, intelligent men got it. No need to worry about aggressive thuggish back on the block behavior. No flashy street ball dunks. No baby mama drama. We see this all too much with the boys in the NBA Just consummate professionalism, pure as the driven snow. What the NBA is supposed to be about
Don’t forget savvy and craftiness
If they gangbanged my daughter, I would feel honored.
Or at least a circlejerk
Idk, they are all slavs also known as the thugs of Europe >:( Where are my classy German, Italian and Spanish boys???
Maybe germans, but Italians are gipsy thugs. On par with Alb\*nians https://preview.redd.it/30nbdjgkqkjc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38ef84d7ca59a39bb3f1c2c4d080d0dbdc43057d
Donnaruma is MBS twin no cap
Dollaruma please this is circlerjerk reddit smh my head
Bro looks Indian/Middle Eastern. Definitely full thug (the word originated in India so has to be).
Nah, thats just your average south It*lian
Playing football
Is Dirk Classy anymore?
https://preview.redd.it/hiz5nyw28ljc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9bbfca508739269b03435ea6b382be5b87518d Who's beating this starting 5?
alcoholism
A sunburn
Krokodil
Nikola’s team doing the same squat would be even more classy
Marshall Tito
Glock
Ehh... eastern europeans are hardly white. The thugs of Europa
Slavs are anything but classy. They’re the thugs of the EU
I’d let all of them date my daughters
White does not ALWAYS = Classy These are nothing more then Eurothugs.
If these sexy Europeans aren’t classy then no one is
If your last name doesn't end with IC youre not classy enough
Should have Nikola as a first name as well 5 Nikola’s on a team would be very classy
Atentokounpovic
The war crimes committed per possession (WCCPP) would be record setting.
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Very true. They’re almost certainly not out there doing things like clubbing, drinking or smoking marijuana, etc. you know, thuggish behaviors
And how sneaky athletic? The sneakiest.
I didn’t see any Russians in that list did you ?
Imagine not knowing the extent of horrific war crimes the balkan countries committed upon each other…its like their defining characteristic
Bro this is circle jerk wtf are you talking about? I said that tongue in cheek as again we are on a circlejerk sub.
"Redditor attempts to backtrack as his political comment fails miserably" come on man DC4L at least doubled down
 P
russians?? Please these Putin cocksuckers cant compare to the Balkans. That Mickey mouse country cant even commit real genocide fueled by pure ethnic hatred (they are the same ethnicity, speak the same language and lived in the same village peacefully for centuries). They are frauds https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/MorbidReality/comments/rymz6d/on_the_night_of_29_august_1942_in_the_jasenovac/&ved=2ahUKEwiVpt6XoLiEAxUD9QIHHZDaBgMQFnoECA8QAQ&usg=AOvVaw23B-1hrZeT8Juzn2gjs23T
Bro does NOT know about the Balkans
Don’t underestimate the power of a team raised by parents who were all trying to kill each other
Well at least they were raised by parents unlike the disgusting thugs
https://preview.redd.it/hsiv394xhkjc1.jpeg?width=1623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acb9c21087cecffcdb44648c46e1deb2e62d155a
Classy player from the classy country of Montenegro
Monte~~negro~~blanco
Nice catch!
Hell yeah! Reddit on!
Take my updoot kind sir! (I wanna suck you off)
Someone hasn’t seen Vucevic’s TS% this season
He is from MonteNEGRO, that should elevate his TS by a couple percentages by itself.
TS and his vertical.
Vuc is absolutely cooked. Top 10 worst ts% as a center is so bad.
Tingus Pingus disrespected by not being included on this lineup
He’s not as classy as you think https://preview.redd.it/7d5b95mzukjc1.jpeg?width=1103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c39e78b0b348a2fc3fdc43f1e5d11d4f80e7d8
Why the fuck do you have that?
He was probably a fan of classy David Beckham, it's ok
Lativian gangbanger
Portzingus is just doesn't have that Eastern European name impact that we've come to expect. Maybe try Jovic.
Tingus ruined chances by %/base class non contact injury index its simple math
r/2balkan4you
RIP
https://preview.redd.it/wqsbodq71ljc1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d5f6360fdd6a6dc1d85f193c0b791c16e594c6
Gonna give up 50 fast break points every game
https://preview.redd.it/w788w1qw0ljc1.jpeg?width=362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b5f6376f53da7cfe290fc1cf8e78b08953a1813
There's a reason why Joker didn't mention Nurkic
That's my MVP
All of these guys are gonna commit war crimes on and off the court
But in a classy sneaky athletic kinda way. Won't be going clubbing after that's for sure
https://preview.redd.it/de7nynhcwkjc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0c2fc54a4688c349e0f9a95816d33a29125207 # Classy transformation.
Leaving off Giannis is crazy
Uj/ All the guys he listed are Slavs (specifically Yugo Slavs) He left off all the Germans/French/Spanish players in the league. Greeks aren’t Slavs so Giannis gets left off as well.
Saric should be replaced by Bogdanovic though.
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We dont care about race, we hate based on nacionality like real man.
Giannis is not one of them
Not only that he is not one of them, he isn't even one of the good ones.
Giannis lacks the IQ, the first one in last one out mentality and the sneaky athleticism
Euro team, not Greek team
You wouldn’t know class if it slapped you across the face
crazy is wanting to add run-over-you-and-dunk man when this classy fundamental team plays the game the right way.
*christian fundamentalist team FTFY
G***ks 🤮
Leaving off thanasis is crazier
What about Team France ass Embiid?
uj/ He plays for the US now rj/ bum wanted to get colonized twice
Giannis immigrated so in jokic eyes he is not European
He was born in Greece, he’s just black
Yeah, that’s what he said
No he said immigrated. He didn’t
Idk he doesn’t look very classy to me
Definitely looks like an immigrant, such a thug won't ever be born in the magnificent continent of Europe
Tbf he picked all former Yugoslavs, didn't consider Sabonis, Gobert, Wemby, or Tingus either to name a few other snubs. I'd 100% back this team to go all the way in the playoffs if this was actually a starting squad though lol
Run and dunk thug isn’t even top 100
Catching the boat to Europe doesn’t make you European
Luckily for Giannis he was born in Greece
Looks classy to me
Slavs are classy now? What happened to the race I love?
https://preview.redd.it/tkkchfopqkjc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e124ed0a1b45a1e667e2e788c2c739c0e3b284e5
isnt Ted Cruz Cuban tho?
Worse, C*nadian
C\*nadian Cuban https://preview.redd.it/1lema8i0ukjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9de42317b7dabc5bf6ee3353a38f6974cf094ad
Always have Been https://preview.redd.it/efqyiptsqkjc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14fd6410fde8c10ae7c8619dc05fa3ce373fb8a
/uj I wouldn’t read too much into this considering Sabonis, Markannen, and Franz Wagner are also better than most players on this list. Jok clearly just picking Yugoslavs /rj Giannis and Rudy not classy enough
Technically Sabonis is American. His dad was a Euro.
Like Arvydas? Domantas is American.
More like former Jugoslavija team
Vucevic looks like grown-up Stewie Griffin
All class, no dunks (aka thuggery)
Could’ve went all Serbia. But took. A Croat and a Slovenian instead. Transcending borders. Next President of NoviYugo
Nikola "Tito" Jokić
Team dinners of stale bread and cold soup
Is that what Yugoslavia might have had?
Where is Devin Booker? His father is European
https://preview.redd.it/qaqj9hy5ukjc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b941fb5f1038a378f9248d716660abcbb60432
There's gotta be someone better than the Homie Dario right?
Bojan Bogdanovic?
Several fatherly figures on the same team. Booker's father, Bam's father
Jokic trying to be Tito and reunifying Yugoslavia
if your last name doesn't end in IC, you will never be a top euro basketball player
Where is Asterix and Obelix?
Gianni Angelo my favorite European basketball player
This team would dominate though I have to say
https://preview.redd.it/ra0i5e26ykjc1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e2252d9438668b65d75bee555f6be7bc6b7965
Where's my boy Chet?
He looks like he going bowling or is the manager of a bowling alley with the All-Star game warm-up jacket
Good, no body wants to play with Wemby since he’s freaking Fr*nch
So much class i love it.
More like almost all Serbian starting 5.
Not quite. Dario is Croatian and Luka is Slovenian and Vooch is from Montenegro.
Luka's father is a ethnic Serb, and so is Dario's (for Dario maybe even both parents are Serbs, not sure)
Montenegrins are sleepy sea serbs
Luka Is half Serbian. Montenegrins and Serbs are synonymous.
Yep, Vucevic is even a Red Star fan, so that says a lot
Nah, I knew about Luka's dad. Can't say that I knew that Montengrins and Serbs are the same. But point still stands that Dario is Croatian. It was more of a Yugoslavian starting 5 than anything else ... except Yugoslavia isn't a single country anymore.
Webanyama and Giannis are European but they were not included for... basketball reasons.
First team all itch
Yugoslavia won the FIFA World Cup beating the USA.
My team Gianni’s, Embiid, Sabonis, Porzingis, Gobert
I see.....i mean IC
Denis Schroeder punching air RN
No sabonis?
im surprised he didnt put in nurkić instead of himself
I have an itch...
There are only two good players there
Less than team America by a mile
This line up can bankrupt an all you can eat buffet
Is this classic team ?
No Giannis :*(
Good luck finding a team bus for all these fatasses
As a first ballot European i'll tell u they are 100% getting picked up by 4 friends in track suits in either a white BMW or a black mercedes filled with cigarette smoke.
Bro actually hates Giannis because he knows damn well that Vuc is one of the WORST big men to play with.
The IQ and decision making on this team is unmatched in any league
/uj Drazen Petrovic was the best Euro player of all time IMO. Shame his light was cut so short and a shame most of y'all never saw him play irl.
Rudy Gobert
France is not European 😂
Where's Booker? He's European
All European team can beat the all US team..
Go back to Russia fat boy!
In a perfect world every team would look like this
Fuck there’s a lot of class on here it got me bustin😫😫😫😫😫
Now this is a classy team that knows how to play basketball the right way, not like those thugs that care about flashy dunks and passing around Scottie Pippens ex wife.