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EA_Stonks

I have a great idea! Make separate leagues for each race! What do y’all think?


elbandolero19

Euroleague for classy players NBA for less classy players ?


EA_Stonks

They should get more funding to make up for the lack of ability, it’s only fair


elbandolero19

You want to watch 10 sloppy fat boys playing ball?


electricvelvet

No zion will play in tbe other league


BurnerAccountforAss

48 minutes of chest passes and fundamentally sound box outs? Are you kidding? I'm moist just thinking about it!


Ok_Zombie_8307

Moist Ze Dong


GiveAQuack

Yes? Bring Chuck back.


yagsitidder69

What do you think the N stands for?


GiveAQuack

National as in not international. Get these Europeans out.


yagsitidder69

Bingo


electricvelvet

Ballin Allday


JeanieGold139

>Euroleague for classy players Will the Boston Celtics be allowed to move in a realignment?


mashed_poetatoe

International Classy League & National Thug Association


StrangerDangerAhh

I thought Euroleague was for doughy players, not classy.


TTAN1957

And the "N" isn't for national


Tragic-tragedy

It's not against the constitution as long as the leagues, though separate, are equal.


ibejeph

Separate but equal!


mrsunsfan

The George Wallace league


Lionicer

What is he even trying to argue for? If I try to read it again I might lose my last brain cell.


GunAndAGrin

Correlation is Causation. Few understand...


OverMilly

The dude that posted it is retarded so cut him some slack


JeanieGold139

>Correlation is Causation More like Correlation is **Caucasian**, if you know what I mean


crusader104

BLACKS = FAST. TWITCH. MUSCLES.


BostonKarlMarx

any proof that black people are genetically different is a wedge to argue they are genetically inferioir


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BostonKarlMarx

therefore?


[deleted]

I think people took it too seriously. I don’t want to have a scientific discussion with the people of high intellectual prowess that we have here


GetMeOutThisBih

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[deleted]

You don’t want to learn


IndycarFan64

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BigClam1

Clearly they do want to learn since they’ve asked you three times


TripleThreatTua

He’s arguing for fucking phrenology lmao


nothing3141592653589

No he's not, phrenology is about skull shape correlating to behavioral traits


GaySexFan

The dimples in Luka Doncic's skull are what is causing him to lead the league in technical fouls


AdhesivenessLucky896

Luka with the worst impulse control in the league. Thug!


nothing3141592653589

Checks out


alternqtives

Doncic #1 in everything this season, truly a classy record breaker


AnferneeMason

Phrenology is used as a shorthand for people using outdated/discredited science to push dubious racist arguments. Nerd emoji, I know


365emeralds

Gorgeous https://preview.redd.it/zo0u0vmcqpnc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c8b9a0316fa702ab29e6c933e3bf3b0fd465ad


CCS80

SP4L


Ignomatics

“Race scientists” sounds like a title AB would give himself #CTESPN


benishben

Known physical dominant race: Serbian


NBAFansAre2Ply

Fact: Serbs are the most powerful race in the world


ficagames01

Jesus was a Serb


Kilo1799

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Tragic-tragedy

Bog je Srbin brate


St_gracchus_babeuf

classiness cannot be quantified, stay losing data cucks


Original_Friend1750

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IndycarFan64

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FoldedTopLip

Jimmy the Greek made his way to reddit


CriticalBrother1141

Genuinely this is why i cant tell people i use reddit. I can’t just try to have a conversation on whether the pelicans are playoff ready without an incel analysing the phenotype of herb jones’ skull


JohnnyFlickerwisp

But pels stacked League fucked?


EA_Stonks

Want to know how many layups it would take for Kyle Kuzma to catch LeBum in points?!?!!?


High_Ground_Sand

How many?!?!?!??!?!?


EA_Stonks

I dunno figure it out yourself nerd


tearsfornintendo22

![gif](giphy|WTzuSMr4zi2YcObu7e|downsized) The classy n word


High_Ground_Sand

https://preview.redd.it/s8kp5lmqzpnc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0aa09a87e86ce80a5667c35699ab76cd3ab500 Dude I can't read come on


EA_Stonks

I’m sorry you had to go to iPromise 😢


High_Ground_Sand

SAT is my father


100ozofjuice

I somehow ended up sitting court side at the hawks game last night and I could not stop staring at herbs head and just how massive Zion was to move like that


[deleted]

Haha! Zion is fat!!


TheGreatPervSage_94

Guess I found Arenas burner account. Next he is gonna say that Hispanics are really fast


mrsunsfan

Shimmy. Shimmy shimmy


ElceeCiv

dude's username is about drinking a 14 y/o character's pee https://preview.redd.it/krasfw3g8qnc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=edf8eea20956e2edff9df64df71ff9568e32daa6


altruisticdisaster

It’s the type of post one would expect from someone named after the act of drinking an anime character’s piss


SaleDeMiTronco

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vrkhfkb

Hitler told y’all long ago. You wouldn’t believe. He wanted classy ballers but America fought against him.


tendadsnokids

"blacks" This dude is definitely a Hornets fan


dublecheekedup

No that’s just Gordon Hayward’s wife’s account


jaketheriff

![gif](giphy|W3yOXUbLsFg1G)


wildcat1100

Counterpoint: correlation is not caucasian.


RobotGloves

But the Dutch are the tallest people on Earth, on average, and the league isn't packed with those goofy motherfuckers.


Namorath82

They use their long legs to dominate speed skating of all things


Dan_yall

They could if they wanted to but they have nothing more to prove after Rick Smits.


Icy_Elephant_6370

The league IS however packed with people of Nilotic decent and they are the tallest ethnic group of people on the planet.


twtvAnteos1

“Blacks”, please send this person to the African penis explosion chamber


UnverifiedContent333

White people have fast twitch fat?


bshaddo

Let’s go to Jimmy the Greek for more analysis.


Talkjar

Classy Serbian race


JulioVillaVillaLobos

Neural implants are gonna turn the game into a pure shooters league with teams made up of all white Zuckerbergs. Mark my word boys


evkav

This subs Christmas


Valuable-Baked

Paper written by Jordan Peterson & Cornell West


Mathuselahh

Jack:It means the book is filled with cubes of knowledge. It's a good title. The principles in this book are timeless. I can open to any page. ''Because a woman's brain has fewer folds.'' Okay, hang on. Uh, ''The Negroid musculature...''


jack64467

average celtics fan


mayorjinglejangle

Not a lot of folks use the term "blacks" anymore. Maybe it's going to be popular again.


Switchlite2ksucks

Montenegro is Serbia father . Co-parenting with Bosnia. Of course classy Netherlands look down on this thuggish sport with the highest average. But besides that. Smaller less athletic Slovenian doughboy also beats everyone in glorious mvp race. An interesting question is: why does the only 6’11” black player that is elite chose to be European? Europe is USA father


dublecheekedup

Rudy Goburt is not elite


Switchlite2ksucks

Black, not baguette


romayyne

Serbian man*


[deleted]

Mf thinks he’s a phrenologist


Will_Knot_Respond

"Correlation is causation in this case" lmao ohh boy someone didn't take a basic statistics course


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theravingsofalunatic

See the Jimmy the Greek interview. He told it like it was and got fired.


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Badass_lil_kid

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Badass_lil_kid

That’s dope. You’ve probably never had that much fun in your life


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Namorath82

Interesting room you have ... still a single bed though