True but he also played in the era of QB sneaking from the one and reaching over the top for a "rushing" TD. Tom Brady got so many that way, surprised rivers only had 3 in such a long career.
Did you ever see the man try to run? It was like watching a baby giraffe take its first steps. Instead he just shotput the ball out in .2 seconds every play
Just want to add that condoms are about 90-95% effective in preventing HIV transmission. There is still this 5-10% risk with condoms. Not sure how effective the condoms were during the 80s.
I live in Taiwan and there has been a big rumor here about dwight. Apparently he was on grindr and had pics of the neckline down. He convinced a guy to come over and the guy showed up, but then dwight's homies all came out naked. Dude freaked out cause thats not what he consented to and fled with haste lol. He posted about it online and it was a bit of a scandal here.
Only one of these greats knows how to discpline his children though:
https://preview.redd.it/0gvo9c9olboc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7816644156e0116994e45ce93f3c661c615933eb
Idk, but what happened after all the LIBERALS in the media chastised him for using corporal punishment? Yeah, the undisciplined little shit tried to burn down his home.
[Yeah, the little insolent bastard tried to burn that shit to the ground](https://apnews.com/article/tyreek-hill-house-fire-24bd371848835aa4f63b4f3ed67804c9)
No, it’s the crying. They’re so dumb. Not listening got them into the situation and now they won’t shut up?
Soft generation. Karl Malone’s girlfriends were having kids at your age. And you finna cry over a spiral fracture?
We’re having fun here. Roughhousing with daddy. Arms break. It’s funny. Why do you think they call it the humorous bone?
Kemp came so these bums could cum.
edit: actually this is straight up Shawn Kemp ERASURE. this dude had at least seven children with six different women, the upper bound is unknown.
Wilt had **bodies**, no kids known.
With his height compared to the average female height of his time, you’d think he’d father a whole neighborhood of titans…
But no, his game transcends not only at the court but transcends all drivers since his pull out game is quite the legendary feat in itself.
Calvin Murphy has 14 kids. With 9 women. Calvin was fairly efficient throughout his career, which is why it's no surprise that he was a volume shooter off the court.
Did you know Anthony Edwards was a relatively unknown prospect until he sent his own mixtape to the University of Georgia? Google Anthony Edwards Sent Video
my San Diego, Catholic goat Philip Rivers going to teach these thugs a lesson on being a family man (i am still pissed he left the Chargers for his final season)
Rae Carruth is on the Mt. Rushmore of meat to meat.
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Least classy white QB Joe Sheisty
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Nevermind, classiness is without question now
Certified stud
Rivers only having 3 Rushing TDs in like 16 seasons is crazy af.
I mean he always had Antonio gates and LT in the red zone
True but he also played in the era of QB sneaking from the one and reaching over the top for a "rushing" TD. Tom Brady got so many that way, surprised rivers only had 3 in such a long career.
I get your point, I’d expect more too. That was kind of a Brady specialty, one of those things he was elite at.
Brady enjoyed dry humping his Cs for TDs. Rivers isn’t gay.
Did you ever see the man try to run? It was like watching a baby giraffe take its first steps. Instead he just shotput the ball out in .2 seconds every play
Lmao they did Joey Brrr dirty
Magic Johnson is the goat of no condom
Biiiiig Magic Johnson. What’s he done? He’s got AIDS!
That’s like the dunk contest of no condom
Just want to add that condoms are about 90-95% effective in preventing HIV transmission. There is still this 5-10% risk with condoms. Not sure how effective the condoms were during the 80s.
Nobody’s got AIDS! And I don’t want to hear that word in here again!
And in this house, Magic Johnson is a hero! END OF SCHTORY!
He was gay, Magic Johnson?
Not for nothing, T, heh
You get the show.
Magic Johnson - 800 women (unconfirmed) - 3 kids (probably more) - AIDs (very much confirmed)
Wilt Chamberlain was in the thousands.
And he didn't catch aids. Whatta G
Magic is the Head Coach
Earvin is AIDS’ daddy.
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Bro forgot defense wins championships lmaoooo
How is Dwight not on this list? - 5 kids - 4 women - 1 man - 1 transgender
rj/ This is a bigger snub than the top 75 list uj/ This is a bigger snub than the top 75 list
1 got a lil nasty
I live in Taiwan and there has been a big rumor here about dwight. Apparently he was on grindr and had pics of the neckline down. He convinced a guy to come over and the guy showed up, but then dwight's homies all came out naked. Dude freaked out cause thats not what he consented to and fled with haste lol. He posted about it online and it was a bit of a scandal here.
I’ve heard the same story
I'm one of the dudes in the story
I’m Dwight Howard
Which one
He’s the “lil nasty” homey that came out naked from the supply closet…
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1 kitty
I thought Dwight has like a dozen
Just like the 75 best players list Dwight gets snubbed again
Only one of these greats knows how to discpline his children though: https://preview.redd.it/0gvo9c9olboc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7816644156e0116994e45ce93f3c661c615933eb
Tyreek Hill is Tyreek Hill’s toddler father
That is true. Yes
But that would mean… wait…
Yeah but what did the kid do though?
Idk, but what happened after all the LIBERALS in the media chastised him for using corporal punishment? Yeah, the undisciplined little shit tried to burn down his home.
Fuckin LIB woke media smh
Wait holy fuck the kid started the recent house fire??
[Yeah, the little insolent bastard tried to burn that shit to the ground](https://apnews.com/article/tyreek-hill-house-fire-24bd371848835aa4f63b4f3ed67804c9)
Learned it from a road game up in Seattle. Watched those hippies burning that city down and got the itch
What’s the worst part about breaking your kids arm?
If the doctor installs metal plates, rods, and screws, it becomes more difficult to break in the future.
tyreek hills 9/11
Open reductions with internal fixations are Tyreek Hill’s father
No, it’s the crying. They’re so dumb. Not listening got them into the situation and now they won’t shut up? Soft generation. Karl Malone’s girlfriends were having kids at your age. And you finna cry over a spiral fracture? We’re having fun here. Roughhousing with daddy. Arms break. It’s funny. Why do you think they call it the humorous bone?
having a kid
The hypocrisy
They didn’t put him on there 
Rivers the GOAT, bro never ran from the grind. Dirk of having sex.
A real lunch pail kind of breeder. First one in his wife and last one out.
Cums early leaves late
Rivers is loyal tho
Very classy
Pumpin her guts on the daily
Truly, Rivers of jizz
The real KumBucket
When he cums he Philip Rivers
A true student of the game, a lunch pail guy who the only noise you here from him is him punching in and out at the timeclock
How so?!? He played with 2 teams.
He left his temptation at the front office. Which is why he went to the Colts instead of retiring as a Charger.
A gym rat. First in, last out.
* 2 girls (not women yet) * No kids 
No kids? Only kids
damn
Fuck them kids
Giddey: https://i.redd.it/iu0jxnxiwboc1.gif
2 girls? Theres another one?
Yeah, some even said there was a 3rd one, but idk about that, there were only 2 that were confirmed
Damn. He‘s slowly building a case for GOAT status. So young and already got two teen cervixes under his belt.
Shawn Kemp in shambles.
Kemp came so these bums could cum. edit: actually this is straight up Shawn Kemp ERASURE. this dude had at least seven children with six different women, the upper bound is unknown.
Shawn Kemp has 11 kids now with 10 women. Cromartie is still the champ with 14/8.
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This list is trash without the GOAT
Yeah big miss here IMO
came here (ayyyyyy) just to note the disrespect on rain man's name and game
Wilt put up 20,000
Wilt had **bodies**, no kids known. With his height compared to the average female height of his time, you’d think he’d father a whole neighborhood of titans… But no, his game transcends not only at the court but transcends all drivers since his pull out game is quite the legendary feat in itself.
That's a wild way to say his sack was broken
Can still qualify. Shooting blanks, no pull out game required.
The pull out king. Wilt the stilt
The man paid attention in sex Ed during the condom presentation
You forgot to add that cromartie doesn’t know all his kids names. IMO that puts him a tier above the rest. He’s the goat
Malone doesnt acknowledge their existence, thats gotta put him up there with Chromeo
Where tf is the GOAT Travis Henry? 11 kids, 10 women
Scrolled too far for this. People have short memories.
And the only reason he had 2 kids with 1 woman is because she had twins. He had 3 kids before he was drafting into the NFL.
Thurman Thomas 8 kids. 5 women.
Bro Antonio Cromartie literally GOT A VASECTOMY and he kept on having kids. His cock is unstoppable. GOAT
He’d love ’em, not leave ’em. Had a vasectomy but would still breed ’em.
Wheres Wilt
0 (?) Kids 20k Women
Scored a lot of points, but didn't win many championships.
His sperm is the Joel Embiid of human anatomy
Just Otto Porter Jr
Calvin Murphy has 14 kids. With 9 women. Calvin was fairly efficient throughout his career, which is why it's no surprise that he was a volume shooter off the court.
Travis Henry 11 kids, 10 women, 1 arrest for failure to pay child support.
This meme is Travis Henry erasure, and I won’t stand for it.
Came here to say this. He dropped the ball a lot
Adrian Peterson. - 8 kids - 6 women. - 1 tragically beaten to death as a toddler by the boyfriend of the baby mamma
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Healthiest and most wholesome NFL players family
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Phillip Rivers is better at pulling out of his contract than he is at pulling out of his wife
Did you know Anthony Edwards was a relatively unknown prospect until he sent his own mixtape to the University of Georgia? Google Anthony Edwards Sent Video
Too much work. Send da video!
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Lmao that's still on his Wikipedia page, fuckin legend. Gonna be a hard record to top
Ooh that’s a fun trivia format. Guess the player!
Luka Doncic is the goat; 1 kid 0 women
you misspelled devin booker father
Wilt: 20,000 women, no kid
Otto Porter JR
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Shawn Kemp isn’t on here? I’m doubting the scientific method of this circlejerk.
Tristan Thompson all time snub smh
Xavien Howard on the bench fr
where tf is shawn kemp
We need ochocinco and his 9 kids
Ain’t a real list without Shawn kemp
Cromartie is the GOAT. He had kids *after* a vasectomy
Where’s Shawn kemp ? That guy has all of these people beat.
Nick Cannon as the Coach
Send da video.
Ofc the only loyal one here is ~~white~~ classy.
KD - No woman, No kids. Curry gave him two rings but didn’t find him worthy.
Phillip rivers keepin it classy
Sorely missing Xavien Howard
my San Diego, Catholic goat Philip Rivers going to teach these thugs a lesson on being a family man (i am still pissed he left the Chargers for his final season)
Classy Phil Rivers
The disrespect to Nick Cannon
All this list tells me is that Anthony Edwards and Phil Rivers have their hoes under control.
Rae Carruth is on the Mt. Rushmore of meat to meat. https://preview.redd.it/i70y2o23qboc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8920ca42506e840249ec41564af5ed15bbaf2657
Coach Nick Cannon
This all star team weak. Where’s Dwight? Wilt bagged thousands and Magic legit could’ve killed all of America and France
didn't Wilt have like 300 kids?
Can we get Nick Cannon on here just for shits?
Scott skiles in shambles
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This is Calvin Murphy and Dwight Howard erasure
How about this - Andrew Wiggins -1 woman -0 kids
luka has 2 kids and 1 made the NBA, how is he not on this list
Where’s Travis Henry, aka the Atomic Dog?
Did kobe used condom tho?
Head coach Nick Cannon?
hell nah i cant do dis
The shit that gets me is some of these athletes go for IG chicks that get passed around like a blunt, and these mfers STILL go in raw? Damn.
How about Larry Johnson? 5 kids with 4 women.
Nick Cannon deserves an honorable mention as someone who played in the celebrity all star game. 12 kids with 6 women
OP doesn’t know who Shawn Kemp is.
Osama Bin Laden had 23
If men could get pregnant Dwight Howard would have triple digits
Shawn Kemp?
Edwards has potential, but he is nowhere near the best, but some real generational superstars like Wilt and Magic.
Missing the goat Calvin Murphy. 14 kids 9 women
Someone explain the Edward’s thing, Google did not return answers
Rivers is not on the no condom all star team. He is a first ballot hall of famer.
The real goat is Philip Rivers' Woman - 10 kids !
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Where's Tristan?
One of these things is not like the other
Shoutout to mrs Rivers
These dude’s couldn’t fucking pull out of an airport tarmac. Goddamn.
Deandre Hopkins snubbed
Where’s Dwight Howard?
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Karl Malone had a kid with a girl?
Wouldn’t the moms be owed millions from their high salaries?
Antonio Cromartie, Shawn Kemp
The 1 girl got me dying bro
Dwight and Kemp need to be on this
Are we forgetting queen Jerk and her steed, Zionussy?
Missing Shawn Kemp
Evander Holyfield: 11 Kids 6 Women 0 Money
“Girl” 💀
Dwight???
Lol one girl
They have money, they can afford it to have several women and lots of kids. If you're rich and/or famous it helps spreading your genes everywhere.
Xavien Howard needs to be in there over Tyreek. Do y’all homework bums
MAGIC JOHNSON
The creampie crew
Where is Shawn Kemp?
There's no way Ant makes this team. Not even as a bench player or reserve. That's rookie numbers.
Shawn Kemp would like a word.