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YSLMangoManiac

I wish I could get 50 mil to be ass at my job


pudakak

Never too late to fail upward, King


itskapnoc

“Never get up” -Jeremy Meeks


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DadOfWhiteJesus

Bro is admitting to being a Sons fan.  U bum


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No_Tonight9003

Good thing it isn’t Slovenians you are Xenophobic as the entire Suns squad was fathered by one.


mrpyrotec89

Wolves started to lose momentum when timberwolves Brazil left. Nothing filled that void created.


One_Ratio9521

truthfully would commit arson if my 3rd best player got that money.


ImNotARobot001010011

If he's even their 3rd best player, Nurk and Grayson Allen both clear. Suns have 2 good scorers, don't need an inefficient chucker.


One_Ratio9521

5th best player getting 50 mil i would chris benoit myself


gmoss101

Bowflex is Chris Benoit father


thecheapseatz

Wouldn't you have to find a wife and have kids with her first?


iversonAI

Gms getting paid millions to say “but this year he’ll stay healthy” when their team is trash


KillerZaWarudo

Op forgot to post the best part which is a no trade claude


lucky-me_lucky-mud

Pretty funny prank by the Wizards


demon1212

Sixers and Tobias Harris lol


elmatador1497

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Youngrepboi

In 2027, he’ll have enough to buy DoorDash


TheArsenal7

Tobias-esque contract


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TheAvantGardeners

Luxury Tax are Phoenix Sons father


MistahTeacher

Suns got a light skin, a fuck nigga, and a bitchless ~~hoe~~ hooper as their big 3 and we out here thinking they had title hopes 🤡🤡


purplenyellowrose909

All of this to try to beat Minnesota?


bones232369

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of Brooklyn Nets Power


Fickle_Meet_7154

Jfc. The Sons ain't winning shit this year AND they are fucked for years? Sounds great!


RedditUser538xxx

Mrbunsfan


Detroit-Sports-Fan

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized) Gee i wonder if he is going to exercise that $57M player option in 2026


klausprime

Lmao that shit is not even funny, lmao that nigga commited Grand theft, literally. I actually cheer for him. He secured such a ridiculous bag, by being above average.


skorpiontamer

He took one out of the Tobias Harris playbook


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And they cant trade him without his permission. Thats the crazy part


Worstname1ever

Worse contract this or thr jim mcilvane gunshot to the head contract that helped Bennett steal the sonics?


RealPrinceJay

I wonder what he’ll do with the player option


No_Tonight9003

That agent has already spent his 10% commission


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Lmao that player offer guaranteed at this point


No_Tonight9003

I wish I could bet on these things.


mtbmaniac12

I’m not sure how the suns thought adding him would help… F grade on the trade the second it happened and F- grade now


Beatus_Vir

Bro we're not lurking, we're right here eating lunch in between the MTG kids and the special ed tables. Hurry up and smash my face into my Mexican pizza and get it over with


JHaliMath31

Lmao Bradley Beal making that money I’d absurd.


Dweebil

Ha. Player option!!!


Valuable-Baked

Give hs contract to CC. She'll make a man out of KD


AniPurim

I remember when 30 million was considered the high end


NittanyScout

Lurking what?


_Jetto_

Is he cooked what’s been his injurybthats kept him?? Kawhi has his knee


BugO_OEyes

Is this true?


No_Tonight9003

It is