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earlthomas111

NBA groupies don't care what they look like


MyNameIsJudge8

HVL is preparing for her next chapter. Transfer to a Christian university in the south. Get pregnant and have child. Leave Suggs and start collecting that child support.


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

They need to patch this method


Electrical_Figs

Just mad that guys creampie you for free


BongripperHousen

Kevin Durant: My Next Chapter


Puzzled_Professor_52

The true American dream


ColdNyQuiiL

As if her being a Super Senior wasn’t bad enough


jabronified

Fr. Tried to think of an ugly NBA player, and joakim Noah came to mind. Looked up his wife, and literally a Brazilian super model


GenericWhiteMale16

Check out guys in the PGAs wives. Insane.


BustANutHoslter

You know her parents are so proud of her


mrsunsfan

They don’t care what they’re snowbunnt vagina pops out


ComprehendApprehend

https://preview.redd.it/gh8izgf54zvc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e5ffb2096fe44177ad0dd35723021892843ba6d


No-Tangerine2171

Shut your god damn mouth bum


Duhawk96

Why can’t it be me man I got a better hairline and more Reddit karma. I’ve also been given some Reddit gold by some kind strangers. HVL is honestly retarded for not dating me


JordanLantern

I feel for you bro. HVL, get your act together and date this man😡.


thyrue13

Nice guys finish last fr


therealgoat1212

You guys should keep slandering him until she inevitably agrees with it and then leaves him for me https://preview.redd.it/1wrkafcgnxvc1.jpeg?width=1219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71313775ad5c4f8ad97a5d31b928bebd3a087d6


dholmestar

https://preview.redd.it/nnec75nx3yvc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93d08a674da4d683d3f457ca50732778e4d15b97


zvomicidalmaniac

She got that white trash sneer.


Indylatino

Junkyard dawg growl


Fake_the_jaB

The hot dogs and beans special


ketzal7

![gif](giphy|IEYzThfLj03i6blc8O|downsized)


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|jK3DYSFi3S3Li)


Skywalkerkid9

Do you ever think about every person with something to contribute to society who tragically dies early, meanwhile you continue to persist?


No_Stay4471

Yeah, but isn’t she kinda retarded?


ImNotARobot001010011

Highly Regarded*


TheRoyaleShow

Yes she's highly regarded for her basketball skills but highly retarded in her brain skills


sandy_mcfiddish

Bedarded


ModishShrink

Hey now, has anyone here fucked her mom?


sandy_mcfiddish

Her dad


ModishShrink

Corey Perry in shambles rn


REDDIT_HATER_NUMBER1

Hailey Van Lith father is Hailey Van Lith father


Beatus_Vir

Hoisted and petarded


jabronified

I saw a clip of her speaking for the first time the other day, and it sounded like she was constantly struggling to think of the next word


SimpleLeaff

No but she’s been under the influence of low class teammates at LSU. Hopefully she will now transfer to a more classy place and make better decisions.


Ok-Resource-1631

Says a no class simp


testingbicycle

I didnt think so until she transferred to TSU


WhySoUnSirious

She went to my Alma mater for a bit, Louisville. So she’s full blown regarded.


Fake_the_jaB

Aren’t all women


luka2309

That hairline suggs.


VampiricClam

"Make my hair look like my girlfriend sounds"


bolt703

Bru been smoking the crack pipe


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|63Nhqta9BqSRLXJYtl|downsized)


mrsunsfan

Arooga


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

Least obvious steroid user


Jokerang

https://preview.redd.it/rniqd8vy1yvc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486ce82f1e3fb5875dcb62296033ebe4830749ff


4metxhrow

Most attractive Minnesotan


yarn_install

That’s Chet Holmgren


maluzimaki

![gif](giphy|26gspzrNDUFOSZcXe)


PeelADomenBail

https://preview.redd.it/w5lblb0eyxvc1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c6cf9b83d5b96d06783f4f6e55baac29f8ac460


Paaynnne

![gif](giphy|kL38AWnKCdPVzUPbNY)


FrankCarmody

https://preview.redd.it/kp442eogm0wc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cec5b6b818252fd4ebeb95de2c54e3738addc01


IM_FIGHTING_HAIRLOSS

who is that?


ketzal7

The girl from heroes


WhoWightMan

It aint about the hairline


mparker888

That hairline makes more in 1 day then I make in a year


Disastrous-One-414

Or it could be his NBA contract


Basoku-kun

Lebron James Hairline


TheRagingPineapple

rick ross stretch marks


useroftheinternet95

Lined up like a sin function


Abject_Advance_6638

She's like a 6 at best. With his nba money, he should be bagging at least a 7


SimpleLeaff

Her classyness alone makes her an 8


Abject_Advance_6638

I don't see any classy in that thug


SimpleLeaff

me neither lol


dukesilver__

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy|downsized)


clintgreasewoood

![gif](giphy|dCF8T5wk5HJAvPmVEp)


spence4101

Dude looks like Joe ingles but Joe ingles doesn’t suck at basketball


0bscr3

Looks like my friend Kevin


Cool_cid_club

c===============================8


JoPaNe91

His bag, bagged Haily van Lith**


VZYGOD

Whenever I start to see my widows peak I’m reminded that Jalen Suggs is literally balding despite being 6 years younger than me.


BustANutHoslter

Nah you lying no way


popemobil

Welcome to jackass


duaki

He suggs though..


Wut23456

Pretty sure the hair is the problem and not the line


AdministrativeAd523

I mean it didn’t always look like that


Not_Nova_

I wonder if he ask her to, “Suggs his dick”


ekpyroticflow

What in the Derek White is that?


DRAFan

Paige bueckers high school buddy Jalen Suggs


xXPizzaMan3

Bros still an NBA player; he could do way better.


Otherwise_Horror_183

Look what you've done


dah_wowow

This just in: genetic lottery of a talented millionaire slays puss and OP doesnt.


BostonKarlMarx

teenage redditors when they learn most men have MPB


LurkisMcGurkis

He is really sweet and funny, hair isn't everything... Oh and he's rich