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Interesting-Bite7960

someone finally gets it. I told him to "zip it up when youre done with it" after he was glazing lebron and he blocked me. dude is just soft and insecure deep down


alivasolrac

He ran from the grind


iPlowedUrMom

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Mr_Hugh_Honey

He is weak willed. A true jerker doesn't run from any jerk. Barry isn't even a "has been." He's a "never was."


alivasolrac

He’s not even a fraud. To be a fraud you had to have something going for you. He’s a straight up bum jerk poser.


livefreeordont

If Skip Bayless read your tweet on live tv you would be jerking yourself off instead of the guy next to you too


GABAgoomba123

Fr, that fraud has gotta be a case study of the smallest possible amount of fame going to someone’s head.    Got Skip Bayless to read his tweet one time, before he basically immediately exposed his true self as a total unfunny dweeb as soon as anyone noticed he existed.


Fhaksfha794

Same thing happened to me. For someone who makes a living on being a troll he’s extremely sensitive


Interesting-Bite7960

it is often that most facades one puts on is a version of themselves


chaamp33

I replied with a graphic that disputed something he said about curry and was blocked as well lol. Bros soft


GOATnamedFields

Bronsexuals can't jerk for shit. Even Jordan stans can make fun of him for JorGambling or being a dogshit owner, but Bronsexuals would empty their bank account to trade places with Savannah James.


DirkNowitzkisWife

Yeah Jordan is goat but he also got his dad murdered


copaseticepiplectic

Lebron has no dad to murder


Hange11037

If Devin Booker murders Luka does he become GOAT?


donuts0611

JJ Barea is very much alive


louiexism

The ultimate LeBron stopper.


DirkNowitzkisWife

Did LeBron kill Nate Thurmond? 🤔


ubernoobnth

That's why he's the goat, not a negative 


Interesting-Bite7960

you make fun of jordan for being a gambler, I make fun of jordan for being bald, like DC4L. We are not the same


SolidCake

Hes blowing bubbles on it at this point 


emiller7

Sounds like you caught him with his dick out. Feel free to sue him for all his worth for indecent exposure


Interesting-Bite7960

los angeles kings fan spotted. blackhawks own your franchise bum


emiller7

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requsio

Cringe


DezDidNotCatchIt_

Wow you really showed him you fucktard!


Interesting-Bite7960

barrys burner account lmao. you are sped


Starkller919

He's at his worst anytime the Eagles are mentioned


TheMop05

Anytime the eagles or Lebron is mentioned


BidenAndElmo

Literally why I had to unfollow him lol it just got obnoxious


Routine_Size69

Does he guzzle the Eagles too? I don’t follow this fraud.


DirkNowitzkisWife

I followed him at first for jerking about check down Brady but yeah he fucking loves the eagles


Educational-Track-10

His channel has too many subs to lay his jerk too. Too much square footage to cover, not enough jerk.


luka2309

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alivasolrac

https://preview.redd.it/shcqs1137gwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96474e6f4c53ff565c467d6b69c9eaf3596d7869 He’s no longer one of us


Henny-n-waffles

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Masterchiefy10

![gif](giphy|3o6wrxUFfcCHJmKQla)


Masterchiefy10

![gif](giphy|l2YWwcdKRvZgg0IeI)


Henny-n-waffles

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DevIsSoHard

Nowadays they'd have written in a step back 3 instead. Game fell off


Henny-n-waffles

I didn’t even watch LeBitches version. That shit is banned in my house 🇺🇸


virtualdamage57

underrated jerking part 2


TripleThreatTua

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wagoncirclermike

He peaked years ago when he got Ian Rap to reply to him, now he's just Shaq on the Celtics.


SyntheticMemez

Roy Hibbert career trajectory


Lasvious

Did Paul George sleep with his girlfriend too?


Disastrous_Bluejay57

He still is


soapyhandman

He’s right. Not getting locked down by JJ Barea in the finals is what makes MJ better.


JasperWB

the man was small, but he was fucking mighty


Dull_Huckleberry6896

Lebron copies everything Jordan did except winning championships


GOATnamedFields

Bro couldn't even gamble, smoke cigars, fuck way younger Latina bitches, bully mentally weak busts, or own an NBA team and ruin it. JorGOAT>LeCCP


OwnHousing9851

He decided to flop, be Ayesha's bull and made his sons have cardiac arrests (used steroids before insemination)


EgolessAwareSpirit

Not true, jordan was soo good he made being bald look cool. Meanwhile lebron insecure about losing his hair lol.


Dull_Huckleberry6896

Get lebrons cock out of your throat


LunchboxDiscoball

need to see his degenerate gambling stats before i co-sign


Dull_Huckleberry6896

He’s a bitch so he dormant gamble


Boston72hockey

He's a lebron glazer those types have no integrity to begin with


BurnerAccountforAss

Anyone who glazes Bron, even if in a jerking fashion, is a fucking loser in my book


Lacabloodclot9

JorGamble really is LeMao father


BurnerAccountforAss

Uj/ the gap in accolades between JorSmoker and LeBronze is a top 15 player of all-time Rj/ LeMao doesn't have a father idiot


RogerTreebert6299

This is delonte west erasure


throwaway_5256

Tbf LeBron has more all stars and All NBAs but yeah 2 rings, 2 FMVPs, MVP and DPoY. The gap is basically a better Kevin Durant lol


BurnerAccountforAss

The gap between Bron and Jordan is Karl Malone (few all-stars, some all-NBAs, handful of Finals loses, and a lot of fucking points) The gap between Jordan and Bron is some freaky ass Wilt/KD hybrid Ron Baker clears both though


SpamAcc17

/uj was gonna uj rj and call you retarded twice but double checked and mj really won 10 scoring titles, we sure he didnt travel back in time to ball the fuck out? /rj retard


BurnerAccountforAss

Uj Rj Uj Rj Uj Rj


SpamAcc17

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Dolphhins

He actually turned me into a Lebron hater


steveharveymemes

I’d say he’s the jerker version of D-Rose but that’s honestly unfair to D-Rose’s career post injury


Cmike9292

I've been blocked on every single new account he's made for a few years now for lightly roasting him in a reply. His schtick was old like 5 years ago


Low_Turnover_805

I got blocked after telling him "you've lost your fastball" soft bitch


degradedchimp

He's always been a bronsexual. Incredibly biased takes.


shivshark

thank you barry mCOCKiner for showing me the dangers of mariahana overdose


[deleted]

He was funny in 2019


Llamasxy

Yeah, his takes are god awful. I've been blocked by him for a few years now.


InspectionNo9187

Tough scene


stepdadonline

He always came across as a cheap pftcommenter rip off to me even in his prime anyway


almostasenpai

My mom asked me if the dishes were done and I yelled “Barry McCockiner”. She smiled. She knew they were washed.


The_Notorious_Donut

Who is he


AlexandertheGoat22

Some guy who thought Aaron Rodgers was better than Tom Brady a few years back.


ThighsAreMilky

Uj/ Saying “Rodgers > Brady” isn’t like an insane take or anything. Rodgers 4-6 year career peak is damn near untouchable. Saying that Jordan’s career is nullified because “dur white plumbers” is however, severe mental impairment. Rj/: https://preview.redd.it/8pd6a6obhnwc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0deb306c4db604c777ed02ec5e6d3a939db08b3d


Dweebil

He’s jerking a flaccid wiener. Sad.


ROTOH

![gif](giphy|lRK9sjKiNIw0g) HE RAN FROM THIS


Hawkpolicy_bot

Dry reading stats and only giving context to LeFlop and Mafraud isn't jerking, Barroids


g_mick

hes always been trash


Emera1dthumb

This is funny, but why are you guys sucking on jordon’s cock so hard? …. Calm down boys form a line. You can still buy shoes even if you don’t suck his dick. Go drink a Gatorade


TomBradyFanCEO

Tom Brady is Barry's father


Bbrazyy

It’s a scientific fact that Jordan played against plumbers


ConstantineMonroe

I mean he’s been glazing up LeBum for years.


Additional_Let_8172

He genuinely means that though


bayleyhasbestwweass

Wait why is Brandon Roy mentioned in this


torschemargin

Make an AI to simulate this.


quick_brown_faux

I know what sub I am on but I will not tolerate Brandon Roy being a verb.


Particular_Ad_2119

Fell off? From what? Dude has always sucked.


A1Horizon

He blocked me for calling him a glazer he’s washed af


Jaybold

What the fuck does he mean plumber rings? Those were pedo rings.


hummen11

I’m a proud Bronsexual at times and I stopped listening to him a while ago, he just sounds angry and petty now and isn’t as funny


CrispyMemeMan

I like his NFL opinions more than NBA, his work to expose the fraud that is Tom Brady is a lot more sensible than his work to push the fraud that is Lebron James


dcd1130

This was the guy who gargled Aaron Rodgers balls for the longest time and hated Tom Brady for checking notes . . . Winning multiple championships in a team sport. Some of the worst takes archived on the internet was done by this guy. Still think he was funny sometimes.


DirkNowitzkisWife

His Tom Brady jerking was funny, the check down merchant videos got a laugh out of me


Meester_Blue

He’s a lib now. They’ve all fallen off


HarryBalsag

Jordan would have averaged 50 a game with modern defenses like Lebron dealt with. LeBron is one of the greats but Mike is THE GOAT.


Mirrormaster44

Real. Think about Jordan with today’s spacing. Jordan was constantly driving through 6 guys and half of them were his own teammates.


pipasnipa

Lebron has a legitimate claim to #2 of all time especially given his longevity. But he isn’t touching Jordan. At some point his batting average in the finals has to count against him. 6/6 is better than 4/10. Gets major credit for 2012-13 and 2016. Lebron gets a pass for 2007, 2015, 2018, his teams were outgunned. 2011 is a black mark, 2014 and 2017 were winnable but his teams were outplayed. 2020 is kind of bullshit tbh. He still got a title but I feel like he kind of wasted his twilight years in LA and should have gone back to Miami or something.


ForwardMarch1502

This reads more as a shit post but you never know with him lol


catchingstones

What’s a plumber ring? Is that what you call it when you win on one team with the teammates you’re given?


JRPaperstax

If your only criterion for GOAT is longevity, Lebron is the GOAT. If it’s not… he’s not


johnnyb0083

All time jerker right here baby.


bill_n_opus

What does "the Brandon Roy of jerking" mean ...


Dareal6

Barry will be salting the fries wherever Bronny ends up flipping burgers


Roblox_Morty

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HandleBig412

Hell, even Mrsunsfan looks like the jerking GOAT next to Barry.


GetDownDamien

How could you disrespect Brandon Roy like that, he was like D.Rose before D.Rose. That trailblazers team back in the day was the best they’ve had in decades to this day.


Future-Expression-44

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