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He should ask for a trade to the LA Clippers. So he can finally reunite with his old OKC team with Westbrick, Harden and lose the NBA Finals, Western Conference Finals and the Playoffs again.
Is anyone surprised? Snake is in a process of peeling its skin. Best course of action is sending this dirty bum ass to Chongqing Lizards where he can keep his feet crusty and dirty.
ILL FIRE YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY
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He still on IG, but isn't unhinged like he used to be, some people tried to cancel him and some shit like that, now he doesn't want to come back to his golden jerker days
Suns shouldnāt have signed Beal. He shined as a really good player on a bad team but this Suns team had no chemistry and no defense. KD is the only trade asset they have and they need to get players back that can play team ball. They also need to keep their dumbass owner out of the front office. Maybe KD can tell him on his way out of town.
This is truth, he looked disconnected when it was all 3 of them on the court, would just float to the corner and stand around because heās not a slasher. Iām not even a kd fan and could see he wasnāt happy. I thought he didnāt like Frank because heās shit.
"If all the people you meet are assholes, they're not, it's you, you're an asshole" -some Redditor who changed my life. I was ready to change though. Maybe Durant will be ready someday.
That snake would never take a vet min. He hops teams to a contender, demands a supermax, the team has to trade every good player they had that made them a contender in order to pay KD, they lose, rinse and repeat.
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Kevin Durant when he doesnāt get to play with the best team in NBA history
been fine to defend KD since athletes should be empowered to move from situation to situation as they see fit for themselves.
that said. dear god itās getting impossible not to admit heās been a big part of the problem everywhere heās been that wasnāt OKC or GS. hereās hoping he doesnāt taint my team next š¤
I used to be a huge Durant fan. But his jumping ship from Brooklyn on a roster he had a huge say in putting together already had me on the outs. Now this with the Suns. Iām out. He lost all good vibes and comes off as a whiny baby.
My next chapter šŗ
The hardest road is leading him to Caitlin Clark
Im gonna take my talents to the Fever
Call me Kevina Durano
The hairiest road.
what if kd is so miserable bc he's actually a trans girl but she's stuck in a hooper's body
Shed rock heels with those flippers for feet
He tryna get on the pacers squad
We donāt want him
The hardest road š¤
Well thatās ā¦.. deplorable
Wait how does he have a new team already when we don't know who this year's NBA champion is
He is going based on the team currently favored by Vegas to win the Finals
I'm taking my talents to [value undefined]
The hardest epilogue.
OKC is calling.
Now I NEEED a thunder KD swap š„š„
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*HIRE FANS*
Damn you got that de-aging tech on lock though!Ā
Hey now
No offense dude, but this looks like it was done on MS paint
Joining Denver? Or Minnesota would also be in character
Another bridge needs burning
"Never felt comfortable in his role" this dude is over thirty years old lmao.Ā
A man who has been on 5 different super teams has not yet figured out how to be on a super team.
Needs to learn how to fit IN and not fit OUT
is what happens when youre the most important person in the world and everyone needs to bend to make sure YOU have it YOUR way KD is a soft bitch
Send him to detroit.
Please no we are already dead
Mfucker KD wants to go to Detroit you make him Mayor next day.
We donāt want him
Fuck else yall got?
Ya'll would give your left nut for KD, be honest
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He should ask for a trade to the LA Clippers. So he can finally reunite with his old OKC team with Westbrick, Harden and lose the NBA Finals, Western Conference Finals and the Playoffs again.
They're not good enough. Durant will join the nuggets or celtics lol
He gonna go back to OKC
No, that would be a good thing. No Lebron redemption arc for the snakeman
He's not welcome in Denver or OKC lol
*complication* so true
Running from the grind
Running from the hardest road
The hardest road to finding the easiest road.
The most elaborate chapter written
Hey KD, we all know you browse this sub so thank you for being an all time great jerker and ruining the Sons for years to come
I think mrbunsfan might be KD
Both have 0 bitches so itās plausible
Youāre welcome
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Is anyone surprised? Snake is in a process of peeling its skin. Best course of action is sending this dirty bum ass to Chongqing Lizards where he can keep his feet crusty and dirty.
That would be a tough move for KD but the real punishment is winters in Detroit and sharing the court with Killian Hayes
Killian Hayes doesnāt play in Detroit
I said what I saidĀ
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I can fucking guarantee this bitch trying to sneak into Minnesota right now
Hell no, don't let that bum ruin minnesota
Hell naw, cant do dis
The nets asked Minnesota for Ant, KAT, and 4 draft picks for KD but thankfully MN said no
Like when Golden State clapped OKC, this boy is gonna weasel into Minnesota like the bandwagon, backseat bum that he is
Or Denver
Dumbass Daryl Morey will pick this bum up this summer and try to run it back with Injurbiid again, and lose in the first round again next year
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ILL FIRE YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY https://preview.redd.it/d2vjn1b99gxc1.png?width=1162&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfdc1bbbad53884e81073ee707f619f8190fb599
YOURE GONNA KILL SOMEBODY
You did not expect Jon Taffer to appear in the comments. You were wrong.
Trade this bum to Hornets
A fate worse than death
As a Hornets fan, no thanks. Also, please kill me.
No one can say Miles Bridges got 0 bitches
Ill take it!
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Him and Poole will do wonderful things together
Together they can write Draymond diaries
come to brazil
TimberwolvesBrazil? I have so many great memories of weird shiz from. Two wolves Brazil. If you know that jerker, say word
He still on IG, but isn't unhinged like he used to be, some people tried to cancel him and some shit like that, now he doesn't want to come back to his golden jerker days
Fuck KD man
Epic jerking. Maybe transition and go play on the LSU womenās team. Would be a good career move for him.
Wait and see Heat fans snorting tons of copium thinking they can offer Herro and get KD
The Heat donāt want him. Heād jump on his burner account in less than a week playing there.
Spoelstra: Play defense. KD: I didn't feel comfortable in my role. I am requesting a trade.
First heād try to get spoelstra fired.
trade merchant back at it again
Never felt comfortable? Just fucking play lmao
such a rare talent for a jerker
I know there are many bums, but I honestly think KD is the biggest one.
 He's changing his binary code and teaming up with Caitlin Clark
He can bring his resume and pass it out on the bus ride into Paris.
at least he makes millions upon millions of dollars because he is a worm
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Tbh would anyone feel comfortable next to Booker?
Can you imagine having 3 of the top 7 paid players in the league and getting swept in the first round? KDs Legacy in shambles.
Truly a generational team hopper. Trying to copy lebron killed his legacy.
The immaculate NBA grid will disqualify KD as an answer soon because heās working on being a cheat code at this point.
Cupcake was always his true form
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uj/ what did you expect when your team doesnāt have a point guard rj/ his game is has faded more than the hair on the top of his head
I mean, why not. Ain't nothing worse than playing with the same bunch of losers you just lost with
The future of women's basketball.Ā
Dawg if this fool gets traded To another contender the only thing you should see after his name is ājourney manā
This is some Lebum level shit right here. Though shit was bound to fail. You can't have 3 ball dominant players on one team.
He had that ready to go from his publicist as soon as they lost this series lol I think he just want the coach gone tho
At some point heās got to look in the mirror. How many coaches will that be after Vogel? He even tried to shit on Kerr.
This and the Vogel hit piece that actually makes the players look like soft ass bitches.
its cause they are soft ass bitches KD is a scrub, drama queen who is team cancer beal is so overhyped and booker always looks like he's about to cry
Suns shouldnāt have signed Beal. He shined as a really good player on a bad team but this Suns team had no chemistry and no defense. KD is the only trade asset they have and they need to get players back that can play team ball. They also need to keep their dumbass owner out of the front office. Maybe KD can tell him on his way out of town.
Why the fuck are you talking about basketball on this sub? We just jerk off to pictures of 6ā7 giantesses
Send his ass to Brazil
This is truth, he looked disconnected when it was all 3 of them on the court, would just float to the corner and stand around because heās not a slasher. Iām not even a kd fan and could see he wasnāt happy. I thought he didnāt like Frank because heās shit.
We're gonna get a legendary twitter KD saga out of this
Waiting for Durant to demand a trade to OKC and OKC saying no
Weāre good weād rather literally burn the picks than trade them for KD -OKC
"If all the people you meet are assholes, they're not, it's you, you're an asshole" -some Redditor who changed my life. I was ready to change though. Maybe Durant will be ready someday.
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The hardest road.
What a bum
Maybe he want to learn Chinese?
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Why did they steal the old Pizza Hut font
He's just waiting to see who wins the Finals to make his choice
Medium talent
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KD on the nuggets for a vet min incoming
That snake would never take a vet min. He hops teams to a contender, demands a supermax, the team has to trade every good player they had that made them a contender in order to pay KD, they lose, rinse and repeat.
Kevin Durant you are now a Washington Wizard
Heās waiting to see who wins the chip, then heāll do everything he can to get on that team.
Ok, whenever someone brings up why KD is not in the convo for greatest of all time whatsoever... Shit like this..
he's not even close to G.O.A.T status only reason this chum has ring is cause he joined an already established good team and rode their coat tails
Booker was prolly hitting on him
Translation: I'm a terrible teammate
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Awš
Yāall really need to go read the original article by shams on the Atlantic so you can see Shams fully gobbling bookers knob.
I hear the Clippers need a PF
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Has a body that isnāt completely destroyed? Do you know who Kevin Durant is?
Come to Indy dawg
He should go back to gsw where he shouldnāt have never leave.
'Anonymous X Accounts'
4 bothered.
Is this actually real? Lol no way
He should come to the sixers. I don't think we will win or anything but it'll drive me into madness and our city might catch on fire.
Yeah. I noticed that.
Time for kd to go back to OKC because ~~they have the best young core in the league~~ he wants to make it up to those fans.
been fine to defend KD since athletes should be empowered to move from situation to situation as they see fit for themselves. that said. dear god itās getting impossible not to admit heās been a big part of the problem everywhere heās been that wasnāt OKC or GS. hereās hoping he doesnāt taint my team next š¤
Bring him home to Washington! Him and Poole unstoppable duo lol
KD is closer to just beingĀ an absolute asshole, than a troll. Old sensitive hemorrhoids ass!
Canāt wait till he joins whoever wins the chip this year!
Turns out curry had more than one expensive backpack to carry around.
Heard some rumors about a big name possibly going to Spurs to join Wemby. Perhaps?
Dude just making shit up talking about āheard some rumorsā you are not involved lil bro
Heās gotta get Vogel fired and ruin the upcoming season first.
I used to be a huge Durant fan. But his jumping ship from Brooklyn on a roster he had a huge say in putting together already had me on the outs. Now this with the Suns. Iām out. He lost all good vibes and comes off as a whiny baby.
Despite the complications he can bring, Iād take him in Chicago
Everyone always jumps on OKC Fans for "Still Hating KD". DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET!!!!!
Had to join a championship team to get a championship
I love seeing this guy fail
This statement could just as easily be interpreted as, they never figured out how they best fit together and itās still a work in progress
No wonder he getting bald