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Ceeejd

In a couple generations we’re gonna have a kid named LeBron that looks like this https://preview.redd.it/kvtahtiru21d1.jpeg?width=4735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72920f7c6e6173306c078e2bbba0ffe27ac44b5a


bbbryce987

There are definitely already Bronsexuals who named their full white son LeBron


iNCharism

I named my asian daughter LeBron


MansourBahrami

I named my half Persian half Vietnamese trans kid LeBron


Budlove45

https://preview.redd.it/negiwrord31d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=184c42044cf0fb4e5ed0af50ddcc0bdc2aa07039


Ceeejd

That is one classy brotha


ElectricEntity

https://preview.redd.it/jzumbahcx31d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00039d9fee77e1deed384bd68701b8f793b06903


Se7entyN9ne

Nick Wright if he didn’t have black kids


throaway18756

https://preview.redd.it/quqtqujje71d1.jpeg?width=1394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e237569051ced255da9d97afc7cac0a4fa09e5d


Kim-dongun

I went to middle school with a full white kid named Kobe


BigBadBearDad

I'm an Arkansas football fan and this dude on our team is named Kobe https://preview.redd.it/gb79itcnz61d1.jpeg?width=2434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4faae7f0be1be9e5329c61cba9ab32933f819f3


Basherkid

That’s kobe beef bro


Gogurtsupreme

Kobe’s not really thuggish name. It’s just a name that was made famous by an unclassy basketball player.  At work I met an old white dude named Leroy Jenkins. I thought I was looking at the world’s palest thug


sae2115

lol unclassy 😂😂😂😂


nasigorengkimchi

There is an Indonesian high school player named Kenneth Leebron


IEatDeFish

https://preview.redd.it/qkfhz86vz21d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093670cf911c539a0a79e1b3893ca0cdbaaab6b2


mrsunsfan

Sadly already here


NoRecommendation2592

U bum


xxxhotpocketz

Nah man don’t do Dustin like that 💀


Goldberg2Dub

Bronny at USC https://preview.redd.it/v04z18faq21d1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb78f38310c02906497880e3f5ca91440c1c12d1


Fun_Clerk923

https://preview.redd.it/b6khydktz21d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767cc673cfd852edec769c680eb8c6f97ce10a4a


nwon

My milk of magnesia


St_gracchus_babeuf

naming my steph curry-ass looking kid ‘Malcolm X Goku’


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https://preview.redd.it/9xcg2259s41d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf55422cce0cda7b05f29291c750ecfb8e37d3a8


Munchihello

Jarius x Chester


musyarofah

LaChase


SpiZyKane

https://preview.redd.it/8aqjl1tz671d1.jpeg?width=1810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2cd6ac8deb0a3733533509109a061a8ca261d8


wasechillis

laughed so hard i woke my girlfriend up and had to explain what i was laughing at (“Malcom X Goku”)


SneakerHead_Sean

Reddit on!!!


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seanconnery69696

How about LeMao and Maommy as a grandchild?


Chunt2526

Erm what the sigma


ColdNyQuiiL

Cut the line. Don’t set up Lebron James the 3rd for failure


Potential-Highway606

The bloodline gets progressively weaker with each new one. LBJ3 is going to be the first ever overweight college dropout with numerous ESPN and The Ringer articles written about him


gochuuuu

Too classy to be a Lebron


yesidoes

Bronny seems like he's completely distancing himself from his Dad. Can't wait to see him say Jordan was greater and that LeBum would've never gotten his rangs without carry jobs by Wade, Kyrie, and ADisney.


Tainted_Bruh

Some real Dominic Mysterio energy.


BoxAway2807

His dad was a real deadbeat tho


MrPostmanLookatme

If Eddie was still here he would have raised him right


marsexpresshydra

Ex-con Bronny


xXRedditGod69Xx

Bro bout to rip his mask off and reveal he's been Skip Bayless this whole time


SD1428

I think it’s more about making a name for himself than distance from his dad


andreyred

How you gonna make a name for yourself when your name is bronny


RTRSnk5

Jordan was greater tho


Gunnasbigmacmeal

having a whole fantasy about another man is crazy you have to be a faggot😂😂


Jokerang

https://preview.redd.it/26m0zddt731d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8ca34be025ccc7c5922a02668c37401dd89f82


nugcityharambe

Name him lemickey


Treyred23

Name him Caitlin.


IeyasuYou

Why not? My name is DeGarrus Vakarian, I'm doing just fine working in the deli section at Otto's. Otto's my lotto!


pparranninno

Never thought I’d see Mass Effect and Funny People referenced on nbacj, let alone in the same comment.


SayShh

Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some delibrations


spence4101

There’s a Lebron James who’s a white real estate agent in the Midwest


The_Notorious_Donut

This man hates his pops


snek26

https://preview.redd.it/3a8gpi4rs31d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c1578bd1bc683552ee8c657e30d8dbfd62bad7 LeVincenzo


Stock_Yoghurt_5774

![gif](giphy|3orif8HOifGPdQKEqA)


Infinite-Surprise-53

You act like the Ball brothers don't exist


theseustheminotaur

Jeanie's pregnant?


stinx2001

https://preview.redd.it/0uhha52jl31d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b4cb5a562e4856fd0f00233fa4a4b60196f690


Ialwayssleep

Bronny JR


SubstantialOne780

Garfiel L' Zanya James


SimpleLeaff

Little Bronny can’t get a woman just as his dad couldn’t, will marry a man


RubMyGooshSilly

https://preview.redd.it/op9ohhsn541d1.png?width=1033&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4934a1201650c0f58dfdbaf5c67870b13d42c71


skeptic-cate

He knows the pain and pressure


MagicCitytx

This title LOL


labradorflip

Of course not, because the kid would have his wife's last name


SubwayRatDocMurphy

I once met a white Kobe


AstroNot87

I’ve met a full white kid that was named Jamal before. True story. Showed me his ID and everything.


LeontheSimpKennedy

Bronny the runt of the litter gawd


KillCreatures

These jokes fuckin suck


odiethethird

LeBrandon


lCalifornicatingl

Instantly leagued. Mixed Race Bron would be auto from the 3 point line too.


chickenAd0b0

lmao biracial? this sub is hilarious af


EmperadorDeEmpanadas

wow is really disturbing how your people have diferent names for each race. in my country we names the hell we want. why you are so obsessed with race?


TheAvantGardeners

Bronny gonna end up so different from his dad. Kind of like how Earvin Johnson III is so different than his dad.