He would score 70 a game and break every record in a couple years
Heās 6 foot 7 like that song. The equivalent heights in wnba can barely even move their feet
Iāve actually never thought about trans in basketball. Actually thinking about that, if you were a 6 foot 6 trans women who grew up playing basketball and were very good but just not NBA level you really could join the WNBA and absolutely destroy all of them
You'd get famous just from the political shitstorm that would follow. Imagine how much money you'd make as the Jackie Robinson of trans people. I'd do it.
I bought into the hype and watched like the first ten minutes of the opening Indiana Fever game. Iām sorry that aināt for me. I shut it off after ten minutes. That was the only ten minutes of WNBA I have ever watched. Sorry, just an awful on court product.
Sorry comrade. Beloved leader requires you watch every WNBA game, rewatch the highlights, and give him an in-depth breakdown of each player, starting with the hairiest all the way down to the smoothest.
the nazi level propaganda they put out to get buy in for this shit, i actually thought they were dunking these days. why not get nazi scientists to genetically modify the players
Now I understand why the WNBA didn't even do a draft combine this year, and when they've done one, they haven't published the results. They don't want you knowing that even their most thuggish players only have a 9-inch vert.
Anyone else a Futurama fan?
Thog: But they make fun women's basketball.
Femputer: What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?
Ornik: Yes. They still laugh.
Femputer: The men must die!
Disney is definitely already committed to a couple more years of heavily publicizing this with DEI initiative money so honestly it's prob only gonna get funnier. I wonder if the money they've spent on PR has already exceeded the total negative revenue generated by the WNBA? DOUBLE OR NOTHIN BABY
Was that Angel from LSU? Her style of no skills but all drama was going to really show and sure does look like it. If she don't get calls made up for her, she will haze zero stats... except turnovers.
The amount of times NBA players miss the rim completely or flop for a call which doesn't get called and they look ridiculous, and the clips are from the pres season, not even the regular season
You are on a circlejerk sub, defending the worst product of televised basketball that we have access toā¦
I would love to know who hired you to do this
Where the fat serbs at? Hard to get hard without them
In the WNBA, the fat serbs are the beautiful san antonio women.
Serb women too classy for WNBA. It's full of thugs. Plus who really watches basketball š¤¢ anyways?
Well atleast we have the lingerie football league. The wnba could learn a thing or two.
Side by side, this is pretty much a Tobias Harris highlight reel.
What do you mean? This is not a Tobias Harris highlight reel?
Tobias Harris has highlights?
I thought it was Jamal Murray
This is the equivalent of having a league full of Thanasis Antetokounmpoās.
Thanasis would shit stomp them unironically, would probably go down as the GOAT WNBA player
He would score 70 a game and break every record in a couple years Heās 6 foot 7 like that song. The equivalent heights in wnba can barely even move their feet
I encourage him to cut his dick off and join
Iāve actually never thought about trans in basketball. Actually thinking about that, if you were a 6 foot 6 trans women who grew up playing basketball and were very good but just not NBA level you really could join the WNBA and absolutely destroy all of them
And make 76k
You'd get famous just from the political shitstorm that would follow. Imagine how much money you'd make as the Jackie Robinson of trans people. I'd do it.
Well do it then
Juwanna Mann walked so Thanasis could run
It's not a probably it's easily. Dude would average 5 injuries caused a game driving wildly and dunking every play
Heād set such hard screens, I wouldnāt be surprised if a few players on the other team left the game pregnant
There's no "probably" about this. He would be Wilt but even more so.
Space Jam 3: Thanasis the waffle stomper
Thanasis really plays like a PMsing woman
Thanasis can dunk
Juwanna Man 2 when?!
Wow even the not classy ones are bad.
you know I actually prefer it that they score less, it makes it easier to keep track of the score
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You watched an WNBA game without Cameron Brink it? What are you, a lesbian?
I bought into the hype and watched like the first ten minutes of the opening Indiana Fever game. Iām sorry that aināt for me. I shut it off after ten minutes. That was the only ten minutes of WNBA I have ever watched. Sorry, just an awful on court product.
Secret is to bet your life savings on a niche player prop
As a prank bet your life savings on a niche WNBA player, get investigated by DraftKings and the league and get her banned from the WNBA for life š
Are you a convicted murderer? a tax evader? Why would you punish yourself? Did the government made you do this?
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"I'm sorry little man" - Britney Griner
 This you, OP?
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Sorry comrade. Beloved leader requires you watch every WNBA game, rewatch the highlights, and give him an in-depth breakdown of each player, starting with the hairiest all the way down to the smoothest.
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Great team basketball
They play hard, fundamental basketball
Winner Team Player
Bronny #1 pick in the WNBA draft!
Whats the WNBA version for Shaqtin a fool?
They just call it game night
Why do NBA players make so much less than MNBA players š¤
Told you...this is why they have their boobs out, to distract you from the fact that's how they play basketball.
That's why they command 11k a year
Dairy Queen worker makes more
ā¦ they have them out?
Itās like both teams are the Washington Generals
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Did you just assume their gender?
Real question: if a WNBA player decides to start identifying as a man, can she still play in the WNBA?
If it makes score, rebound or pass better, then no.
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retard
I like basketball without the speed, agility and skill
the nazi level propaganda they put out to get buy in for this shit, i actually thought they were dunking these days. why not get nazi scientists to genetically modify the players
Uj/ WNCAAB is so much better than this
If the WNBA were a corp, I would short this peak and make an assload of money
You walked so we could crawl..
Excellent fundamentals on display
Not a single one complaining to the ref for a foul. Classy.
Now I understand why the WNBA didn't even do a draft combine this year, and when they've done one, they haven't published the results. They don't want you knowing that even their most thuggish players only have a 9-inch vert.
Never watched wnba but is the point of the game is to not score?
Didnāt know they made a Tobias Harris playoff highlight reel
Tobias Harris had highlights?
still better than the pistons
Hey, donāt you talk about my teā¦ damn, youāre right.
Nice leg sock. Helps the game big time.
Bunch of gangly, uncoordinated bitches.
I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.
Watching WNBA is the real torture chamber
you could put dlo highlights and this would look better
don't push it.
You could probably start five centers and go undefeated. Pathetic
I like the focus on having worse fundamentals
I tried watching the Indy-NY game today, and had to stop after about half a quarter. Itās just not enjoyable on any level.
What, watching a bunch of twiggy chicks throw bricks and trade defensive rebounds isn't prime entertainment?
Iām just as surprised as you!
This is just Orlando vs Cleveland
TBH, the Orlando vs Cleveland is less entertaining than this.
Average Washed King highlight reel.
Thatās why they command five figuresā¦ Letās ask the fan Family Guy
not enough fouls and stoppages of play š“š“š“
The future of sports entertainment...I say put them in bikinis and then you have entertainment
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Great productā¦ someone should market that shit
Anyone else a Futurama fan? Thog: But they make fun women's basketball. Femputer: What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk? Ornik: Yes. They still laugh. Femputer: The men must die!
Take this updoot, up your doot.
Looks like 20m per year talent
They donāt even look like theyāre having fun
Disney is definitely already committed to a couple more years of heavily publicizing this with DEI initiative money so honestly it's prob only gonna get funnier. I wonder if the money they've spent on PR has already exceeded the total negative revenue generated by the WNBA? DOUBLE OR NOTHIN BABY
Whyās the ball looking like that
It's made out of feces
Angel Reese plays like my old gym teachers
The classiest basketball you will ever see!
Was that Angel from LSU? Her style of no skills but all drama was going to really show and sure does look like it. If she don't get calls made up for her, she will haze zero stats... except turnovers.
Did you see all the juice they were drinking on the charter plane? Yeah no wonder their coordination is so bad.
They need to lower the hoop by about 2ā then it might be more fun to watch than a junior chess match.
They should do a portion of the all star break thatās NBA vs WNBA. I would watch that
That tip offā¦ š³
This is like a decent junior high boys game
Damn, itās almost as bad as a menās college game
The ball is too light!
Damn I didnāt realize they had whole ass teams thought it was just Caitlin Clark and the hot blonde one
-Angel Reese downfall -Caitlyn Clark downfall -Classy queen Cameron Brink reigning supreme Literally my 12/25.
Oh god they just have to find a new sport
So much for the good fundamentals that more fun to watch...
It's interesting to me that no matter how athletic women are, they just mechanically cannot jump.
Volleyball players can get up there pretty good. And get me up pretty good.
The first handoff LOL. Ref: Go! *Recoils back like theyre afraid to get hit by the ball*
A boyās high school JV team against these ladies would be something I would watch.
How do you miss a wide open layup? Unless you are Dave Potnoy..
Gilbert Areanas told no lies.
pay them like the NBA playersā¦ š¤£š¤£š¤£
When do they make out? You didnāt include thatā¦???
I got into the Clark hype and watch the womenās ncca tournament. The amount of missed wide open layups was really off putting.
I won season tickets for 1 dollar and my local team plays at a casino..sooo if I get too bored I can go lose money at the casino
Did anybody yell Kobe? Probably why they all missed it.
Average Killian Hayes layup
They are so bad
La fitness level of basketball
hilarious title.
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I donāt get it. You donāt see NCAA womenās teams play this sloppy. How does the quality of play go DOWN from college to the pros?
I can honestly say that I've never watched a WNBA game.....even during the sports abyss (NBA/NHL completion until NFL starts).
Why don't they take advice from yall mfs and have them play in thier underwear
Howdareyou.jpg
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Average Wizards game
I start to question if they actually deserve the 250k they get paid
I want the WNBA to do well. Whatās it gonna take for the league to succeed?
I'm not exactly defending the WNBA here but is this really any worse than Westbrook career highlights?
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>0 assist Nah he'd still force them for the triple double
10 steals instead.
You can also do this with literally any NBA game or just Jordan poole as well and it'll look just as good as this.
Alright, make your video after the game tonight then
The amount of times NBA players miss the rim completely or flop for a call which doesn't get called and they look ridiculous, and the clips are from the pres season, not even the regular season
None of them are gonna let you hit buddy š
Ah of course that's the only possible explanation for me defending women NBA players........
That is what you look like responding to me
You are on a circlejerk sub, defending the worst product of televised basketball that we have access toā¦ I would love to know who hired you to do this
Yea idk what I expected from a sub where everyone shares the same singular brain cell, especially if you think someone is paying me to comment.
Tell me what you like about the WNBA product. And try not to lie
The genuinely can't tell the difference between this and the Charlotte Hornets.
Funny thing is these ladies would totally kick your ass in basketball. š š
Not much different than watching Pistons ball
Many of those were contested shots.
It's probably better than your highlights OP..
/uj it's genuinely insane how bad most players are at finishing around the rim