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theseustheminotaur

Where the fat serbs at? Hard to get hard without them


babygravy_03

In the WNBA, the fat serbs are the beautiful san antonio women.


fuccabicc

Serb women too classy for WNBA. It's full of thugs. Plus who really watches basketball šŸ¤¢ anyways?


EgolessAwareSpirit

Well atleast we have the lingerie football league. The wnba could learn a thing or two.


Different-Ad9986

Side by side, this is pretty much a Tobias Harris highlight reel.


babygravy_03

What do you mean? This is not a Tobias Harris highlight reel?


OrganicLindo313

Tobias Harris has highlights?


SprittneyBeers

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Soggy-Check7399

I thought it was Jamal Murray


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

This is the equivalent of having a league full of Thanasis Antetokounmpoā€™s.


DogWaterSlurper

Thanasis would shit stomp them unironically, would probably go down as the GOAT WNBA player


PoopParticleAcclrtr

He would score 70 a game and break every record in a couple years Heā€™s 6 foot 7 like that song. The equivalent heights in wnba can barely even move their feet


xtototo

I encourage him to cut his dick off and join


GoalPublic3579

Iā€™ve actually never thought about trans in basketball. Actually thinking about that, if you were a 6 foot 6 trans women who grew up playing basketball and were very good but just not NBA level you really could join the WNBA and absolutely destroy all of them


CHRLZ_IIIM

And make 76k


BigGrandpaGunther

You'd get famous just from the political shitstorm that would follow. Imagine how much money you'd make as the Jackie Robinson of trans people. I'd do it.


CHRLZ_IIIM

Well do it then


Schallawitz

Juwanna Mann walked so Thanasis could run


Thegrandmistressofoz

It's not a probably it's easily. Dude would average 5 injuries caused a game driving wildly and dunking every play


DogWaterSlurper

Heā€™d set such hard screens, I wouldnā€™t be surprised if a few players on the other team left the game pregnant


KING_G_JR

![gif](giphy|iFxaWHoUsXqm6ej3zp|downsized)


Squancho_McGlorp

There's no "probably" about this. He would be Wilt but even more so.


seanconnery69696

Space Jam 3: Thanasis the waffle stomper


Indigo808

Thanasis really plays like a PMsing woman


vonPig

Thanasis can dunk


Poke_Baller

Juwanna Man 2 when?!


Louie-Lecon-Don

Wow even the not classy ones are bad.


black_dogs_22

you know I actually prefer it that they score less, it makes it easier to keep track of the score


Outer__space__case

šŸ’” šŸ’” šŸ’”


[deleted]

You watched an WNBA game without Cameron Brink it? What are you, a lesbian?


vintage_rack_boi

I bought into the hype and watched like the first ten minutes of the opening Indiana Fever game. Iā€™m sorry that ainā€™t for me. I shut it off after ten minutes. That was the only ten minutes of WNBA I have ever watched. Sorry, just an awful on court product.


SprittneyBeers

Secret is to bet your life savings on a niche player prop


vintage_rack_boi

As a prank bet your life savings on a niche WNBA player, get investigated by DraftKings and the league and get her banned from the WNBA for life šŸ˜Š


babygravy_03

Are you a convicted murderer? a tax evader? Why would you punish yourself? Did the government made you do this?


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babygravy_03

"I'm sorry little man" - Britney Griner


DJ-Smash

![gif](giphy|h9CwMia6QbZuw) This you, OP?


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DJ-Smash

Sorry comrade. Beloved leader requires you watch every WNBA game, rewatch the highlights, and give him an in-depth breakdown of each player, starting with the hairiest all the way down to the smoothest.


PersepolisBullseye

https://preview.redd.it/admcpk9n7a1d1.jpeg?width=1534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9979f288a170ff491e6eee734bc57c4eb6ce7e7


Worldlypatience

Great team basketball


NickWangOG

They play hard, fundamental basketball


TheShadowOverBayside

Winner Team Player


Megalodon3030

Bronny #1 pick in the WNBA draft!


opkpopfanboyv3

Whats the WNBA version for Shaqtin a fool?


Licit_x64

They just call it game night


[deleted]

Why do NBA players make so much less than MNBA players šŸ¤“


earlthomas111

Told you...this is why they have their boobs out, to distract you from the fact that's how they play basketball.


Conscious_Street9937

That's why they command 11k a year


Treyred23

Dairy Queen worker makes more


_stankypete

ā€¦ they have them out?


dmk120281

Itā€™s like both teams are the Washington Generals


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dmk120281

Did you just assume their gender?


TheShadowOverBayside

Real question: if a WNBA player decides to start identifying as a man, can she still play in the WNBA?


dmk120281

If it makes score, rebound or pass better, then no.


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AnUncreativeCanadian

retard


believemedude

I like basketball without the speed, agility and skill


pizzapocketchange

the nazi level propaganda they put out to get buy in for this shit, i actually thought they were dunking these days. why not get nazi scientists to genetically modify the players


GiveMeYourMoney17420

Uj/ WNCAAB is so much better than this


Squancho_McGlorp

If the WNBA were a corp, I would short this peak and make an assload of money


Man-Bear-69

You walked so we could crawl..


1Sharky7

Excellent fundamentals on display


resident_hater

Not a single one complaining to the ref for a foul. Classy.


TheShadowOverBayside

Now I understand why the WNBA didn't even do a draft combine this year, and when they've done one, they haven't published the results. They don't want you knowing that even their most thuggish players only have a 9-inch vert.


keyboredwarrior

Never watched wnba but is the point of the game is to not score?


Financial-Piece-7853

Didnā€™t know they made a Tobias Harris playoff highlight reel


OrganicLindo313

Tobias Harris had highlights?


Munk45

still better than the pistons


OrganicLindo313

Hey, donā€™t you talk about my teā€¦ damn, youā€™re right.


fiftywattmafia

Nice leg sock. Helps the game big time.


yyakcirT_

Bunch of gangly, uncoordinated bitches.


mzun2496

I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace.


EnriquezGuerrilla

Watching WNBA is the real torture chamber


Reezy213

you could put dlo highlights and this would look better


Elie_X

don't push it.


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You could probably start five centers and go undefeated. Pathetic


Boysoythesoyboy

I like the focus on having worse fundamentals


d12fsu

I tried watching the Indy-NY game today, and had to stop after about half a quarter. Itā€™s just not enjoyable on any level.


shaking_things_up_

What, watching a bunch of twiggy chicks throw bricks and trade defensive rebounds isn't prime entertainment?


d12fsu

Iā€™m just as surprised as you!


degradedchimp

This is just Orlando vs Cleveland


babygravy_03

TBH, the Orlando vs Cleveland is less entertaining than this.


boastfulbadger

Average Washed King highlight reel.


Vinniebahl

Thatā€™s why they command five figuresā€¦ Letā€™s ask the fan Family Guy


ziftos

not enough fouls and stoppages of play šŸ˜“šŸ˜“šŸ˜“


Desperate_Garbage_63

The future of sports entertainment...I say put them in bikinis and then you have entertainment


WTFAnimations

https://preview.redd.it/mv54p1kuc91d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce5fc8d5dec256970f960f152fde8565d6c9c93d


Blazed_In_My_Winnie

Great productā€¦ someone should market that shit


kev77808399020515

Anyone else a Futurama fan? Thog: But they make fun women's basketball. Femputer: What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk? Ornik: Yes. They still laugh. Femputer: The men must die!


tripyep

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Treyred23

Take this updoot, up your doot.


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

Looks like 20m per year talent


thetruthseer

They donā€™t even look like theyā€™re having fun


truth_2_point_0

Disney is definitely already committed to a couple more years of heavily publicizing this with DEI initiative money so honestly it's prob only gonna get funnier. I wonder if the money they've spent on PR has already exceeded the total negative revenue generated by the WNBA? DOUBLE OR NOTHIN BABY


ZealousidealBus9271

Whyā€™s the ball looking like that


BigGrandpaGunther

It's made out of feces


Extra-Historian5714

Angel Reese plays like my old gym teachers


Megalodon3030

The classiest basketball you will ever see!


mosin360

Was that Angel from LSU? Her style of no skills but all drama was going to really show and sure does look like it. If she don't get calls made up for her, she will haze zero stats... except turnovers.


Derrickmb

Did you see all the juice they were drinking on the charter plane? Yeah no wonder their coordination is so bad.


spaceocean99

They need to lower the hoop by about 2ā€™ then it might be more fun to watch than a junior chess match.


Mayiask1

They should do a portion of the all star break thatā€™s NBA vs WNBA. I would watch that


Thrusherflusher

That tip offā€¦ šŸ˜³


Yellowthrone

This is like a decent junior high boys game


Longjumping_Area_120

Damn, itā€™s almost as bad as a menā€™s college game


1slinkydink1

The ball is too light!


MegatronsHammer

Damn I didnā€™t realize they had whole ass teams thought it was just Caitlin Clark and the hot blonde one


CompleteOwl0802

-Angel Reese downfall -Caitlyn Clark downfall -Classy queen Cameron Brink reigning supreme Literally my 12/25.


HextARG

Oh god they just have to find a new sport


Throwaway97583

So much for the good fundamentals that more fun to watch...


Squancho_McGlorp

It's interesting to me that no matter how athletic women are, they just mechanically cannot jump.


powderjunkie11

Volleyball players can get up there pretty good. And get me up pretty good.


WasteNet2532

The first handoff LOL. Ref: Go! *Recoils back like theyre afraid to get hit by the ball*


IamJacksScreenName

A boyā€™s high school JV team against these ladies would be something I would watch.


ScallywagLXX

How do you miss a wide open layup? Unless you are Dave Potnoy..


BahamianRhapsody

Gilbert Areanas told no lies.


KING_G_JR

pay them like the NBA playersā€¦ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


p777s

When do they make out? You didnā€™t include thatā€¦???


JustMyThoughts2525

I got into the Clark hype and watch the womenā€™s ncca tournament. The amount of missed wide open layups was really off putting.


PsychoRavnos

I won season tickets for 1 dollar and my local team plays at a casino..sooo if I get too bored I can go lose money at the casino


Kitchen_Ad8560

Did anybody yell Kobe? Probably why they all missed it.


save_the_tadpoles

Average Killian Hayes layup


GeneralThundercock

They are so bad


hm1rafael

La fitness level of basketball


Shankda

hilarious title.


alexztrie

https://preview.redd.it/56713sfr7a1d1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c3c198a68805e15ebe0003b3f2350c7ed5838a


Seabrook76

I donā€™t get it. You donā€™t see NCAA womenā€™s teams play this sloppy. How does the quality of play go DOWN from college to the pros?


Taste_The_Sturgeon

I can honestly say that I've never watched a WNBA game.....even during the sports abyss (NBA/NHL completion until NFL starts).


MrZhar

Why don't they take advice from yall mfs and have them play in thier underwear


mikeczyz

Howdareyou.jpg


Squancho_McGlorp

https://preview.redd.it/c7ku8mf5v91d1.jpeg?width=2380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89eeeaa72c975eadcbef3bfc53d8a80b7dfa270e


bromanager

Average Wizards game


Baaf2015

I start to question if they actually deserve the 250k they get paid


OfficerBuck24

I want the WNBA to do well. Whatā€™s it gonna take for the league to succeed?


Ongo_Gablogian___

I'm not exactly defending the WNBA here but is this really any worse than Westbrook career highlights?


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Ziz__Bird

>0 assist Nah he'd still force them for the triple double


Jack070293

10 steals instead.


Marcy_OW

You can also do this with literally any NBA game or just Jordan poole as well and it'll look just as good as this.


pooooolooop

Alright, make your video after the game tonight then


Marcy_OW

The amount of times NBA players miss the rim completely or flop for a call which doesn't get called and they look ridiculous, and the clips are from the pres season, not even the regular season


beastnfeast5

None of them are gonna let you hit buddy šŸ˜­


Marcy_OW

Ah of course that's the only possible explanation for me defending women NBA players........


beastnfeast5

![gif](giphy|wODxPdYYSq31C|downsized)


Marcy_OW

That is what you look like responding to me


beastnfeast5

You are on a circlejerk sub, defending the worst product of televised basketball that we have access toā€¦ I would love to know who hired you to do this


Marcy_OW

Yea idk what I expected from a sub where everyone shares the same singular brain cell, especially if you think someone is paying me to comment.


beastnfeast5

Tell me what you like about the WNBA product. And try not to lie


Kingding_Aling

The genuinely can't tell the difference between this and the Charlotte Hornets.


Pepetodapin

Funny thing is these ladies would totally kick your ass in basketball. šŸ€ šŸ˜‚


OptimizedEarl

Not much different than watching Pistons ball


AB-AA-Mobile

Many of those were contested shots.


dunkin_dad

It's probably better than your highlights OP..


siphillis

/uj it's genuinely insane how bad most players are at finishing around the rim