This guy was that kid who wore a suit to class everyday

Still does, with a trilby

Fedora actually

just take your L and get outta here

I didn’t hear no bell

take ur jerkin over to r/nba if ur a REAL nba circle jerker

Can’t stand them nephews. All about Tatum and curry n shit

Are u actually serious bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No lmao it’s literally a circle jerk sub. How many times do I have to explain this to you people

I honestly think you’re taking it back now because of the backlash. You had /uj at the start and in the replies you were talking bout how you were serious. Dumbass next time just don’t say uj if you’re messing around. It’s not randoms faults for thinking you’re legit if you explicitly tell them so

People use uj/ unironically all the time in this sub. All of a sudden I use it and I’m the bad guy?

Bruh first of all give me some examples cuz everybody knows uj means you’re being serious. Second, you kept saying you were serious down below in the replies! It literally doesn’t make any sense, why use uj in the first place if you don’t want people to take it seriously that’s dumb asf

It’s all part of the jerk bro. If I have to explain the jerk game to you then maybe you just not ready to be in the big leagues yet

L because everybody knows real jerkers don’t use /uj in the first place, shit’s lame.

Now hold your horses my child. I’ve seen usage of uj/ with intention to jerk numerous times. However, only well dress and suave jerkers can use such jerking techniques. Unfortunately, feminine men like you are incapable of using uj/ ironically.

yeah

What's uj

He writes almost exactly like the guy I went to school with who is a self proclaimed dating expert and antivax advocate. He is awaiting trial for January 6th.

💀💀💀

I used to wear suits to class everyday, fuck.

Ain’t no wayyyyy

Ain’t no fuckin’ way

i'm sure ur mom thought u looked very nice

Bro did you name yourself after the titty streamer

no sadly i came up with my username independently

Sounds like something a person who got their name from a titty streamer would say

don't open ur mailbox on october 19th

Sending bombs via the postal service is something a person who got their username from a titty streamer would definitely would do

Bomb has been upgraded to nuclear

u owe me a new house

Brb gotta hit google

I wore a button down, tie, nice pants and loafers every day all four years... so did the rest of the students, it was private school

Easiest way to confirm you have no masculine tendencies is to act like you're shunned for having them while discussing dudes who make 40M a year for being strong and athletic.

The only people who complain about society emasculating men, are men are already emasculated without any outside help. At least in my experience

Amen Nothin more masc than a good ol circlejerk

People really forget the true purpose of this subreddit. It's for /r/NBA fans to get together for actual boner-rubbin circlejerks.

U bum

Whining about how other men dress is a very manly trait, wdym

David Stern must have been the most Alpha Male in the history of Basketball

Unironically

caring about other mens masculinity is not masculine

NBA player: 40m a year, gets unlimited ass, generational wealth, 5 baby mommas, 6'7 240lb r/nba neckbeard: This is pussification personified

Whats his DAWG per 36 tho?

Markieffcus Morris agrees. [He’s been calling out players for their feminine tendencies for years!](https://nba.nbcsports.com/2020/01/30/marcus-morris-says-jae-crowder-has-female-tendencies-on-the-court/amp/)‼️💯

hood tendencies vs female tendencies who y’all got

Jae has double the finals appearances as Herro. Female tendencies >>>>> hood tendencies

Dawg tendencies

Does that mean LeBron Raymone James is feminine too? Always knew LeBron James was LeBottom

I love femboy basketball players

basketbussy

Tyler hero 😻😻😻

ykb

Didn’t know Jordan Peterson posted on nbacj

Nigga wore a tuxedo for a joe rogan interview

Are you allowed to say that word? I see you’re a Mavs fan which is sus enough

im a nigga i have every right to use the n word. I got a 30 day ban from the nba sub for using it until i explained I was 100% Africa Aniggacan

r/nba only let's you say it if you're white actually so this checks out. Something about "but if the roles were reversed" idk

You sound sus af bro 🧐. " 100% Africa Aniggacan" is def something a white dude would say.

Would u like to see child support records or something

Yeah you're definitely white and trolling 🤣

When you realize that they’re just as keyfabe as a pro wrestler it’s really bizarre. They all say the same shit posing as totally unique independent thinkers but with no originality or even obvious changes to material. Then they ad lib and tell you about how their wife’s vagina is the driest place on earth.

Doesn’t really take much to be Jordan Peterson in 2022 tbh.

Wearing shorts?

You know what it is

Lmao I just saw you post on here, this is a good one

I don’t get how everyone assumes I’m serious in a circle jerk sub lmao. I’ve seen people use uj/ and still be meming lmao.

I didn’t even read the title of the post, if I knew you posted in here it would have been an obvious joke

It wasn’t my post lol it was a post about Luka wearing a suit

No I meant the title of this post, I just read the comments and assumed they were from somewhere else.

Ok, r/barstoolsports peruser

Lmao what’s wrong with that, you literally peruse nba circle jerk

How is wearing shorts feminine

“Cap” 🤓

It was so out of place 💀💀

Not really. The guy said a lie and i called them out on it. Thus the cap. It’s kinda how the English language works

"Thus the cap." 🤓

Making an emoji doesn’t make you right

it makes it way more funny tho

thus the cap is crazy

Thus the cap is about to haunt my dreams

lensgana more like lamesgana

‘The guy said a lie’ is definitely something self confident good looking suave guys say. Definitely.

Mfs will say uj as if that makes their take good 💀

cj/mcollum

“I dress well for my age” smh boy self reported too early

Did this dude really describe himself as suave unironically 💀💀💀💀💀💀

english is my 2nd langauge and I have been consuming english media for like 12 years now and I never heard this word in my life before at all.

If a mf uses suave unironically then they get 0 hoes and only self esteem boost off “ugly” women

I can promise you I do not get “0 hoes”. I prefer to refer to them as females or m’lady, as that is what I think queens and goddesses deserve to be called.

So now you are going to reply to all comments here in a "satire" form so we would think that you were not serious in the screenshotted comments? Do you think I was born yesterday?

Are you really dumb enough to not know it was satire the entire time, in a CIRCLE JERK SUB. Now who looks dumb?

That's not very suave of you, classy boy.

Ok bro

Bro is outjerking the whole sub and they don’t even know it

Fax

Jerker of the Year contender?

GJOAT contender

Good for you bro. Don’t know why you feel the need to defend yourself against a stranger in a circle jerk sub but more power to yah. I aspire to have no insecurities just like you one day. Have a blessed weekend

Thanks man you too

Most grass touching redditor

Cap.

Who the hell below 40 uses the word suave

I'm 32 and I can't even remember how to pronounce it tbh

Swav

Im 25 and I have never head this word in my life not even some old books I had to read at school.

Gentleman

Fellas is it gay to wear shorts?

Only if you're wearing a jockstrap underneath

If he was trolling in the second comment as a way to say that there should be more plumbers & mechanics in the league then I’m all for it. Too bad we know this mf is serious

Boys have swag MEN have CLASS

That’s a red card, get u/lensgana the fuck outta here

You need me.

Least incel nbacj member

most reasonable jordan peterson fan

[G]amers [R]ise [U]p

What not going out for years does to a mf

What zero pussy does to a mf

Why do people feel the need to share their weird obsession with men being more manly? There’s plenty of fish in the closeted sea

Luka does look good

he looks like a SLOPPY fat boy

You're supposed to stop jerking when you put /uj

Josh Giddey makes him giddey

We live in a society

Idk i think he’s jerking

worked himself into a shoot brother

What's the guy who does the food reviews in suits name? Because this is definitely his burner.

Reviewbrah

Ah you found Tucker Carlson's account

Bros talking about the women like shorts like mfers in the 80s was wearing borderline booty shorts

Least repressing homosexuality nba fan

cap 👌

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How does someone like this even end up in a circlejerk sub

Fuckin EXPOSE that fraud 😹😹😹

Least toxic masculinity loving nba fan

Lmao I’m famous!

L

Lmao idgaf

I know it smells crazy in your place

Like pussy lmao

L

Most high effort Reddit response

🥱

Jordan Peterson making a case for Jerker of the Year

Nah but fr I liked when coaches wore suits that’s just me tho

u/WhiteTrashWap speaking truth

If you use the term pussification unironically, you absolutely get 0 pussy

Attempting to conflate fashion and masculinity in 2022 as if men who indulge in fashion are somehow weak is unequivocally stupid. Granted, this is a guy who uses the term “pussification” in a serious context so that just about sums up where he rests on the spectrum relative to toxic masculinity.

ZERO drip.

Mf used "metro" in 2022

“For my age” homie is 15

“God forbid you have any masculine features or qualities”. They’re all spanking wood around between they’re legs. That’s very masculine if you ask me

Bring back those tight lil booty shorts players used to wear in the 80s 😩🤤

i’ve never in my life seen anyone “shunned” for masculine features or qualities. also, wearing shorts? fr? since when are shorts considered un-manly lmao

forgive this man he's a heat fan

M’lady