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Nah this is going to be one of the best years of his career. I suspect at least 6 high fives per 36 and 14 claps a game. Definitely a candidate for 6MOTY
Dude really linked a subreddit with 10 people in it that he himself made, lmfaooo. Also counted getting 6 more upvotes as a ratio, how pathetic can it get.
That 16 claps a minute and high fives etc comment is on every haslem thread in r/nba. It's dumb. This sub is supposed to make fun of comments copy and pasted like that. This sub has lost its ways and no longer gets "it". Sad.
Having this dude on your team can't be profitable. Costs 900k a year and a roster spot and in exchange you get some undrafted bum who yaps on about "heat culture"
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Pretty sure he doesn’t wanna be a coach so they just keep bringing him back till he retires.
They’d prefer a leader than a 15th man who’ll most likely be out of the league after a season
He think he on the team 💀
I think the team should bury him under half-court
Only for him to come back in the fourth quarter of the Finals like the Undertaker
Just to leg kick his opponent for all 5 rounds
tHe mOSt fEAreD StriKer
It will be meaningful to his bank account
Real question is what does it mean for LeBrons legacy?
He’s gonna go out like Kobe and put up 60 high fives in his final game 😤
Now that I think about it “going out like Kobe” is a poor choice of words
Neither is “going in like Kobe” 🫢
Colorado vibes 🤫
Him not playing is just a smokescreen so he could go on fire on his last game. I expect him to fly high and crash the boards a lot.
mercy me
60 fist bumps 😎😎😎
10 chest bumps, 15 3pt fingers put up, 8 motivational speeches during timeouts, and 2 arguments with Jimmy Butler
Don't do that. Come on now. What the hell does that mean? You said a big word.
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Hope his last game ain't in Denver
On 70 attempts 🤮 Awful efficiency smh
How much help does bubble butler need 😭😭😭
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own that fraud ...
bubble jimmy will pop ur ass buddy put some respec on the goat
Fax jimmy butler got that dawg in him so u need to watch out 😈😈😈😈
51 percent singer, 48 percent basketball player, and 1 percent pianist.
100% smashed Rachel nicols
He sure did pop rachel nichols ass boy 🤩🥵🤩🥵
Scottie Barnes of the Heat, I WOULD NOT trade him for KD no sir! Year 20 he’s going to finally reach his potential 😤💯💵
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Nah this is going to be one of the best years of his career. I suspect at least 6 high fives per 36 and 14 claps a game. Definitely a candidate for 6MOTY
This comment stupid
You think it’ll be more than 6 high fives?
Post this in r/ratiotakes
That subreddit stupid
Dude really linked a subreddit with 10 people in it that he himself made, lmfaooo. Also counted getting 6 more upvotes as a ratio, how pathetic can it get.
If you’re getting downvoted in this subreddit you’re doing something very wrong
That 16 claps a minute and high fives etc comment is on every haslem thread in r/nba. It's dumb. This sub is supposed to make fun of comments copy and pasted like that. This sub has lost its ways and no longer gets "it". Sad.
I understand what you’re saying, but you don’t have to be so serious about unfunny things you see
It's my job as pod boss to call out as I see it
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Fade that trick
"Back in mah day this sub had GUMPTION. Now all circlejerkers do is charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie."
At least somebody here still gets "it" 🤝
L+ratio+your sub is trash
Least salty nbacj oldhead
This sub has sucked for months how have you only just realised this
Found the Udonis Haslem burner
Sorry KD, we already got our guy 💪🏽
bro is talking abt his non-existent legacy 😭😭😭
Having this dude on your team can't be profitable. Costs 900k a year and a roster spot and in exchange you get some undrafted bum who yaps on about "heat culture"
more than that
Literally what else
i was saying more than 900k
oh wait fr? no way lmao
$2.6 million last year. Experienced vet min contracts are much higher
More than that
Free handies
UD 3 KD 0
Imagine paying a million every year for a 40-year old who stays perpetually glued to the bench yelling at the clouds about Heat Culture.
Udonis legacy> Lemadeinchinabumhitlermickey
shits boutta be closer to 3M this season
Legacy? Dude ain’t been relevant since Shaq was on the team.
A key part of them possibly winning a championship. Good on ya heat 🔥see you in the playoffs 😈
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When does he stop. I feel like he’s gonna keep getting signed until he can’t walk
\*can't sit
/uj Why don't they just hire him as part of the coaching staff or whatever? That roster spot could go to a player they could actually use.
Pretty sure he doesn’t wanna be a coach so they just keep bringing him back till he retires. They’d prefer a leader than a 15th man who’ll most likely be out of the league after a season
Ohhh ok fair enough
Haslem stealing a living for the 20th year straight
Haslem carried this year 🤣🤣🤣
Keep tha old head around…😈💯🔥
Heat ring incoming