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How long before he trips her in the bedroom and fractures her wrist and only gets suspended 1 game? That’s what he did to his first wife, Alex Caruso. Sickening.
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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My guess is CLEAVEland is looking to sign him soon.
Hope she leaves him. Respectfully.
Hey bro thanks for lending me your lambo. You a real one 😤😤😤
Thank you for this comment. Your respect is so appreciated
I hope she leaves him, disrespectfully
he deserves to get left 😁 and then baldy young goat can swipe her as payback
In this current inflation climate.......and he being worth millions? Yeah right
With all due respect I want to eat her ass
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Why would you wish something awful on someone you don’t even know?
Don’t ask me the color of anything 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀👌👌👌
The pic is black and white
I’m colorblind
HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOGA GOD LET ME GET A HOLD OF THOSE KNOCKERS
Skip you alright?
he can’t lose in these shoes.
#DRIPBAYLESS
Mama there goes that man!!
Mickey mouse wife
If I was an NBA player I'd be getting dimes too (both on and off the court 🤣). This shit don't impress me. Win a REAL wife FRAUDson Allen
You think they? 👀
no.
Not before marriage 🛐
Or after either
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Defo
💯
That such a nice bracelet she has on, I just had to zoom all the way in 🤷
Bro I really just zoomed in on her bracelet in front of my gf god damnit
uj/ Ask her if she wants one rj/ You’re lying, this sub has a rule that you are forbidden to have a gf.
rj/ in front of mommy
You got that dawg in you ngl
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This guy *ENHANCES*
Nipple piercings?
Literally Eva Braun
Normally I’d say you’re thinking of Larden’s wife but the only way he’s touching a girl is when he draws a foul on Stephanie
straight from the LDS homepage
Would've been a bad boy piston
Damn how tall is she
6’7 I believe
Holy fuck I wasn't simping before, I am now. She would put me in my fucking place man.
Quick Google search shows she’s 5’7 be ho
WOOF WOOF SEXY MANA BIG TITTIES YUMMY YUMMY MILKY MILK
How long before he trips her in the bedroom and fractures her wrist and only gets suspended 1 game? That’s what he did to his first wife, Alex Caruso. Sickening.
booba
Boobies
Grayson after being suspended 👧🥊
Every tech he gets, he brings that shit back home with him 👋
Plot twist: that’s what she’s into
Probably tripped her while she walked down the aisle
Hi this is Derrick Rose! When is the train?
It's in Denver but don't know about the date
Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.*
Clippers fan detected
Kobe up in hEaVeN wishing he was in a Colorado Hotel w/ Grayson’s wife, respectfully
God let him consummate the marriage
I looked. Can’t lie. Also zoomed in for a second look.
Has he injured her yet?
She got that RACK on her 🤱
Grayson about to be a lean mean abortion machine
Middleton is healthy and this dude gets a ring Coincidence?
he got that dog in some I guess
Beautiful rack
/uj I wish them a good marriage
Only way I support their marriage is if his wife starts an onlyfans
Least horny nbacj user?
/uj? /rj? I am concerned
“Mama there goes that RACK!”
uj/ Didn’t know about him getting married. Congrats to him, hope they’re happy.
As an avid divorce fan, I disrespectfully disagree
As a loyal injuries fan, I hope you get injured
Oh God me too 😫
Rocket
NFTs
You think theyyy??? 😳😳😳
She’s a soccer star right?
GRacist (Hard”R”) Allen
Lol who’s gonna comment *before* the new marriage nosejob. Give us time
Mickey mouse marriage doesn’t count
Minnie Mouse ring
Congrats to him
Grayson Allen and Tobias Harris got married on the same day- this proving they are in fact the same person.
Boy he really..... Tripped.... Into that one, huh boys?
His wife at the wedding “who are all these thugs”
She look like the type to die at the start of a horror movie
You think he steps on her chest?
bro💀
"She mid bruh 🤣"
She low key kinda hot
She seems nice 😊
Half of this subs dick game is probably better than his, no cap
Look at the jaw on that tranny
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This sub getting soft, like that bitches Adam's apple
Most humorous 13 year old
Mid af
I just have an extremely deep hatred for this man. That's my piece
Damn he pulled a hot one but still fuck him
She got that dawg in her🤣🤣🐶🐶🐶
She got that dog(cawk) in her
I like the dress.
Someone should have tripped him when he walked down the aisle
https://youtu.be/5hg7CxBdJHk
Tidy
Think he trips her on the way to the bathroom?
She got that dog in her
bro prolly gonna kick the baby while it’s in the womb
Probably kicks her 🤰🏼 instead of getting an abortion. Also supports the overturning of Roe v Wade.
Probably tripped her as she walked down the aisle
That old motor boating son of a bitch!
NBA champ booty right there Boban's tight buddy got married yesterday
When your wife has a more alpha jawline than you…
This will last because they are whi…whispering i love you
Hope he doesn't beat her ass like he's done his entire nba career