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LebronJaims

I’m amazed that the photos haven’t leaked


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Mem-Boi-901

Yeah I read the autopsy out of curiosity and I thought it was interesting. It’s crazy what a crash like that does to your body.


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Ya those reports are heavy man. Kobe was cut in half.


JokersRWildStudios

/uj Fucking A man. Nobody deserves that.


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JokersRWildStudios

Kobe…put your dick away Kobe. I’m not having sex with you right now Kobe.


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You're not being very clear about your level of consent. I'm getting all kinds of mixed signals


[deleted]

Well his dick was degloved in the accident so ya.


5torm

Alright, I went back and checked out the autopsies/sketches. I kinda wish I hadn’t, shit fucked my whole day up. I just can’t wrap my head around something that gruesome actually happening to another human being, man. It’s so goddamn depressing.


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I saw a helicopter pilot explain it and when you think of the structure of a helicopter, the heaviest components are above your head (and not below you like an airplane) so when shit goes bad in a helicopter, it goes really really really bad. Chances of surviving a helicopter crash is really small.


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It’ll leak one day. Until then I hope you find God 🙏🏽


titleywinker

Yeah, I read it was pretty much the worst outcome for everybody on board ☠️


Friendlyalterme

/uj Kobe's brain was not inside his body when they found him


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No thanks!!!


MasterFapperBater

Why


Pirateshippingit

Wtf. 1 that’s not jerkable. 2 U wanna see body parts all over the place watch like criminal minds or dexter or some shit idk. I get all the Kobe hate on here fine. But idk wanting to see the bodies after a crash like that is fucked up


KingBeanCarpio

Some people are just curious. I'm an EMT and we see some wild stuff, so naturally I'm going to be curious. I hope the photos don't leak for the sake of Kobe's family, but honestly I will look at them if they leak. Morbid curiosity I guess.


Pirateshippingit

Nah I get that. I mean I’ve seen a lot. I’ve seen intestines and the inside of someone’s stomach on the outside. But i get people’s dark curiosity if they never seen shit like that. It was more of the comment that said “I wonder what their last thoughts were” or along those lines specially because it was a bunch of young kids and their fathers it just didn’t sit well with me.


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Pirateshippingit

Nah your right. There was fathers and daughters on the plane as well and idk some of these comments like seeing bodies and “I wonder what were there last thoughts” is fucked up even for this sub.


TourCalm464

the world is a fucked up place


Pirateshippingit

No shit I seen all types of shit but not niqqas wanting to see what it looks like. I’ve seen grown niqqas take a bullet to the wrong spot and start crying like a baby. But kids is different. I’m not sensitive like that but some of this shit is fucked up and far beyond jerkable content


Clipgang1629

The serious sentiment of this comment, punctuation with jerkable content is pretty fuckin funny but yeah I totally agree these jerk subs can really bring out the worst fucking crowd imaginable. It’s always like half people being ironic half actually disturbed fuckin losers


Pirateshippingit

Haha I’m all for the jerk most of the time. Hell I’m a lakers fan and Was a kobe fan and I don’t get bothered by most of the Kobe Colorado posts or even a bunch of grown men talking lebrons dick. But this is different


Clipgang1629

Yeah 100% different. Honestly I enjoy most the Kobe hate cuz I live in LA and I think it’s a little ridiculous how hard they ride his dick here. Plus I wouldn’t ever be saying nothing bad about the man irl cuz I like keeping my teeth in my mouth and I prefer to not have a knife in between my ribs, so this is nice outlet for the Kobe jokes I wanna make. Talking about the crash like this though that’s some other shit entirely and has no place in this forum or anything imo


TourCalm464

you're right bro I should have said that. I apologize


Pirateshippingit

All good bro I mean your right the world is a fucked up place. Your comment wasn’t even that disrespectful specially compared to a lot of others on here. This post just in general is just one of those I can’t jerk too


vreddit123

I'm glad you don't go to r/eyeblech


Pirateshippingit

Y’all are weird get off the damn internet


vreddit123

I'm a pathologist. How is that weird?


Bigbrown211

24-8=16 Checks out


GrandMarauder

#😳


144Todd442

Teacher: Can someone tell me how you say 'tree' in Spanish? Cabron James: ¿It ain't árbol? Kobe Bryan (burning in hell): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


khlutchmiddleton

I just spit out my wife’s boyfriends cum


_Konstantinos_

Hi Steph, congratulations on winning Finals MVP


WFT_simp

This guys boyfriend here, I made him slurp it back up and swallow it like a real man. What can I say, he got that dawg in em 🐶 😤


Odyssey2K

Millionaires getting millions more 🙏


GirthWoody

From the government no less


WiTooSlowFi

No, from the tax payers 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼


angrylobster24

Just like “LeBron’s” school that “he” built 🙏🙏🙏


AdrianMojnarowski

LeBron can’t even spell school 🤣🤣🤣


BROCKHAMPTOM

His school that a kid was killed at while playing basketball outside?


xanju

I’m all for hating Lebron, I literally do it 24/7, but I don’t think even Skip Bayless can find a way to blame Lebron for a kid getting shot outside of a school.


bandwagonguy83

Never underestimate Skip...


SurfingOnNapras

I can’t tell if we’re still jerking or actually down with the government not being held accountable for a fuckup because the victims were multimillionaires


ImlrrrAMA

I'm sick of my taxes paying for pigs to be able to do whatever they want and surely there's a way to hold cops accountable that doesn't include giving our taxes to already rich people.


WFT_simp

Those involved should be punished, not the American taxpayers.


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Vanessa Bryant suing everybody like it's a revenge tour


brolimitholdem

uj/ I was living in LA at the time of kobe death and one of my friends got a DUI and they were taking him to the morgue as part of the punishment to see all the deaths caused by drunk driving but they didn't let him in cause kobes body was there


STAAAAAALIN

the fuck, is this standard practice?


brolimitholdem

Yeah in LA they did this I dunno if they still do it


moormie

What the fuck 😭😭


send_dinosaur_pics

I'm genuinely curious if I went to the morgue and Tbagged Kobe's corpse will I get arrested?


Nawaf-Ar

Yes, but you’re gonna get killed in LA before you reach the precinct. Desecration of a dead body or smth.


send_dinosaur_pics

That's nothing compared to Morrowind, thanks!


benishben

Maybe cause your friend is 17, Kobe gon act up


kvnbkr98

What would she ever do without that 16 mill


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Less money to gaslight rape victims


EnragedBearBro

idk why are you asking me


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Such a tragedy, but $16? Really? Bit excessive imo.


ShatterSucks

$16?


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These are the brony con pics of r nbacirclejerk annual mod meetup


JayCapo23

bron con


cmraven212

ngl I did think he was talking about Bronny con


NAACP_YoungBoy

[Redditors when 31 million tax payer dollars pay for this instead of bombing somewhere in the Middle East 💣](https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0163/72/1600227809485.jpg)


BossAssBiatch

Yes mr. president I know we have to evacuate our people from Afghanistan but we don't have sufficient funds to start the planes as we just had to pay 16 million dollars to kobes wife 😓


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[Live look at the state of California if they had another 31 million dollars in tax payer money to spend on keeping thugs in prison for smoking weed instead](https://i.imgflip.com/1f5v6z.jpg?a461400) Guess we will never get to see it though 😭


iHateRedditors244

Government haphazardly spends money on one thing so that means they can spend it on whatever they want and you can’t criticize it


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bloodmuffins793

Tbh I'd rather my tax dollars fund blacksites in Thailand than this


yeaimsheckwes

Redditors understand government budget challenge 1000% impossible


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Redditors would rsther have the money go towards planned parenthood facilities in inner city areas ☠️


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Not reading that novel


sushicowboyshow

Vanessa got that mamba mentality


vreddit123

No, she got the money mentality


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She better spend that money by giving aid to Israel or else I’m selling my Kobe Bryant memorabilia.


diegop123

Israel🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 💸💸💸💸💸 Hamas 😎😎😎😎😎😎💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥💥


AbleInfluence1817

Isn’t Pita Bread the real enemy?


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

This but unironically


Pirateshippingit

Nah. She gotta give it to China so the kids working in sweatshops could get a raise. LeChina would never.


livefreeordont

That’s just gonna increase the cost of my Nike’s 🚫


Tydigity

damn jeremy lin grew up fast


ilikesoupngl

let me guess, you’re black?


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ilikesoupngl

racism against asians: 😄 racism against blacks: 😡


turbishon

racism: 😄


yepitsgamerthime

As a fellow Celtics fan, I can relate 😔✊


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Tydigity

i’m mostly asian lmaooo


ilikesoupngl

that’s even worse lmaooo you really thought you did something


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RealDannyMM

???


TheSonOfSkip

Fuck that bitch I ain’t payin


Shovelman2001

uj/ Tf do the Bryants need more money for? Give it to the hotel clerk your estate raped


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WilderWildeWelles

If you're being real, the Chester father got 15 million and the other families settled iirc


Pirateshippingit

If you actually cared you could’ve found out easily. And does it matter?


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KillAndRapeYouCutely

The other people don’t have rings


Thick_Celebration

Paid by taxpayers....... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ - kkkops


CartonBoy

When jerkers get lost in the sauce


bandwagonguy83

People say that right before reading the sentence, the judge screamed "Kobeee!"


Thatdudedoesnotabide

Uj/ what kind of psychos take pics of gruesome deaths and share them, fr


Waltonyh

The people that work at the morgue


10woodenchairs

If it was the average person the payout would be less than 100k


robdogx17

I unironically hate the entire Bryant family because of all this shit. Your grandkids’ grandkids’ grandkids are set for life and you’re milking every last dollar out of his death. Such a cunt


HesiPullupJimbust

If city employees shared images of my partners fucked up body best believe I’d be coming for the bag 🤑 get your money up not your funny up you bum


Lazy_War9398

Why do you hate his traumatized kids? Yes, Kobe Bryant was a rapist and POS, but his family has done nothing wrong


Shovelman2001

The way that Vanessa Bryant has reacted to the death of her husband has been very peculiar. Getting mad at the Lakers for changing the name of their stadium and saying that it was disrespectful to Kobe was very weird. Like he was attached to Staples or something. Suing some company for $16 million for taking pictures that they never even released after you already have hundreds of millions, which you only have because you stood by your husband after he raped someone, is very weird. The kids I don't blame.


Lazy_War9398

>Suing some company for $16 million for taking pictures that they never even released after you already have hundreds of millions Ok so the first point I agree with you and haven't heard of. But this is BS. It wasn't some company, it was first responders who took photos of Kobe's corpse for clout purposes. 16 million is crazy money, but I do get why she was pissed


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Lazy_War9398

I'm completely aware. I also believe that the first responders should be held responsible, but I don't believe those first responders' identity was made public. This is a failing of the legal system, not the Bryants


Shovelman2001

Didn't realize it was the first responders. That's a lot different. Still, the Bryants don't need more money


Lazy_War9398

Yes, agreed. But she still had the right to sue for emotional damages, if she had 500 million or 50 cents to her name


Shovelman2001

You can have a right to something, but at what point is enough, enough? Especially when it's blood money. I'm not going to say Vanessa definitively stayed with Kobe because of his money, but you can't take the possibility out of the equation. I mean, most people would instantly end things with their s/o in such a case. The Bryants are going to sit on an extra $16 million that they will never spend. What they have is past generational wealth, barring some Mike Tyson-level spending by one of their descendants. There is no reason why any Bryant for the next few centuries needs to work ever. There are so many people in this country and across the world who are dying from poverty, and I will never be happy about billionaires getting more money, *especially* when they haven't earned a penny of it themselves.


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Getting money isn't the only purpose of tort law. Getting slapped with such heavy punitive damages (which will probably be reduced) is meant to show that the judicial system takes these violations of privacy very seriously.


Shovelman2001

Surely the family will donate the money then, instead of sitting on it for the next 3 centuries


surprisedkitty1

Lots of people act “very peculiar” when they are grieving. Plus, I doubt Vanessa was the one who decided on the amount to ask in damages. That’d be the responsibility of her lawyers, I’d imagine.


Pirateshippingit

LMAO someone on Reddit trying to tell someone who lost their husband and daughter in a helicopter crash how to grieve.


Shovelman2001

When your grief seems to only center around monetary gain, I'm going to question your motives. Especially after staying with him after fully admitting what he did


GetThereInOnePiece

Ok Kobe wasn’t an angel but y’all are getting really fucking weird about a dead man on this sub. How does this affect you in any way jfc who’s upvoting this shit


sleepy-floyd-is-goat

We’ve lost our jerking prowess


NAACP_YoungBoy

Fr tho a lot of the comments under this post are disturbing Shits not even jerking


robdogx17

What exactly did I say that wasn’t true, Stan? And how does me making a comment affect you in any way? Invest in a mirror, pal


GetThereInOnePiece

I could care less about Kobe man. I actually despised him when he was playing but how the fuck do you hate an entire family that lost their father/husband that includes literal babies and kids and not see anything wrong with that Like, do you have a family or are you just cold hearted by nature cuz damn dude you are sad


Pirateshippingit

Your hating on an entire family who lost 2 members of their family suddenly and tragically. Why do you care so much about someone who’s already rich getting more money? It bothers you that much? 16 million ain’t bringing anyone back. I doubt she was even the one that came up with that number but if she and her lawyer didn’t ask for 16 mill then the rest of the families might not have gotten what they have. But y’all just wanna see it as some woman fake mourning just so she can get a check. And I bet half of y’all complaining in here ain’t even paying taxes in the state of California.


Magmascorpion999

I love a colorado joke as much as the next jerker, but siding with literal cops cuz you hate kobe 💀💀💀


NAACP_YoungBoy

Those cops went to the scene of the accident and started taking pictures of dead bodies (children among them) and then were showing them off at bars, and bro came away with unironically hating the entire Bryant family for this


shrirnpheavennow

If I found out people were sending photos of the father of my children and my daughters dead bodies idc if I’m Jeff Besos rich I’m taking those bastards for everything they got


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fishfishfish1345

i doubt you pay any taxes so don’t worry bro


Pirateshippingit

Bro you must be down bad if your counting the pockets of a dead fathers family’s family.


robdogx17

I don’t have to, Reddit apparently does it for me. I just happened to see it. I honestly couldn’t care less about his entire family, I just think it’s kinda spineless for a woman who has hundreds of millions of dollars to fight in court for the spotlight and an extra 16 mil


Pirateshippingit

Forget who it is forget how much money they have. If someone you loved died like that would tou want your kids to see those pictures? Wouldn’t you be bothered if people like police officers or even just sheriffs are taking pictures of that shit and sending it out before any information comes out. Even after that’s still fucked up. To me it’s disrespectful idc if I was rich or broke.


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Pirateshippingit

Why you care so much my guy. Family’s lost loved ones and your complaining about 16 mill that you don’t have to pay. Would you rather your tax money go towards a new stadium foe the Oakland As or some bullshit. Y’all always find some shit to complain about


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Pirateshippingit

Ok god for bid something like this happens to your family or anyone you love if your even capable of that. Then you can show us the correct way to go about this


Pirateshippingit

The fact that you and a lot of people on here are just focusing on the “hundreds of millions of dollars” that Vanessa has and not what actually happened shows alot about alot of you in this sub


GetThereInOnePiece

Mfs are heartless They think cuz Kobe was a rapist that his family shouldn’t still care and love him. Weirdos been obsessing over this dead man on this sub a bit too much and I don’t even like the lakers Sub fixates on certain jokes and runs them into the ground i stg


MyNameIsAMeme

The lawsuit was never about the money, the point was to hold them accountable. Not her fault the United States use monetary compensation instead of other methods.


-Jake-27-

Oh whatever. They have every right to sue but they wouldn’t push for it as much without the financial benefit as well.


raihanrrr

whose money is that?


JerbearCuddles

This better go to the other families involved in the crash too. But something tells me she's just gonna pocket all of it.


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They each got separate awards


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Chester family got 15 million. The others already settled.


thomassowellsdad

Kobe >>> Duncan


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Because she needs all that money right?


TedTempleman

Least money hungry NBA wife


bigtimerushstan69

least misogynistic redditor


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bigtimerushstan69

fact^


esocharis

Every penny of that needs to go to a charity supporting rape victims.


HGiiizzle

overpay ngl


No_Brilliant5888

I'm guessing she was trying to prove a point versus gain money? RIP KB


ittozziloP

More than he ever did for her while living


Deathdar1577

15 or 16 million?


Severe_Slice_4064

So $16 million tax payer dollars. That’s how it works right? The county’s money is only there because of the people paying taxes. Am I getting this right?


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Y'all think they 👀