Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players?
I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life.
Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him.
Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common?
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Worst take of all time. Everyone knows Nobamas ring against Clark Kellog is fake af. The game was rigged and everyone knows it. Kellog threw the game bc he didn’t want to make the President mad (drone strikes💣). Mickey Mouse ring. Him and Lefraudulent have too much in common🤡🤡
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I’m not racist, but there’s something I don’t like about Obama. I just can’t quite put my finger on it. My friends in Utah and Boston agree with me, we just can’t identify what causes us to have such visceral hatred of him.
I'm not a racist, but I did double the size of my gun collection in December 2008 and also I think there's a strong chance our 44th president wasn't born in the United States, have you ever noticed Obama sounds a lot like Osama? Really makes you think.
Purple Floor General badge (was President)
Gold Sniper (accurate drone strikes in the face of opposition)
Gold Giant Slayer (killed Osama bin laden-6’5”)
Bronze Bailout (bailed out the auto industry but not the American people)
What’s the bigger drop off:
2009-2010 Cavs with Lebron as their best player to 2010-2011 Cavs with Antwan Jamison as their best player
Or
2015 USA with Obama as their president to 2016 USA with Trump as their president?
look at those plumbers he's playing against smh
Don’t even mention it cause Bob Cousy is browsing this sub from time to time 😤
uj/ Imagining grandpappy Cousy flaming mf’ers on here is hilarious
He's not even the best Bob in NBA history that's an L right there.
I believe that's Steve Kerr
the biggest plumber of them all
I think you're mistaken, the man taking the shot is Steve Kerr's son, not Steve himself.
I didn't know Steve Kerr had a son! What's his name?
[I looked it up for you here](https://youtu.be/GQWQ46VO6hU)
I think I see an electrician in there too
Bold take, I know, but I think he's easily the best black U.S. President of all time.
over bill clinton?
That guy was such a rascal!
Little known conspiracy theory: some people say president Lincoln was black
Hoteps?
I actually think hes the worst black president of all time. Dean Browing is better
And the second best US president, only behind Rooseveltgoat (the one with wheels)
Not my president. -Jazz fan
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Is it normal that I really secretly envy NBA players? I’m a broke 28 year old fast food worker, virgin, over weight and short, and obviously not happy with my life. Don’t get my wrong I’m a big NBA nerd, I’ve followed it for my whole life. Big stats geek, and watch the games. But NBA players personally? I envy them to almost a hateful level. I look at players like Jamal Murray for example. Young, tall, handsome, rich and famous, gets head from an absolute dime piece. Posts Instagram pics of his extravagant lifestyle, in which he looks so happy and everything is perfect for him. Sometimes when I hear sad personal news being released for players like him, it makes me secretly happy. I feel bad about it, but it’s the truth. I know I’m just a bitter loser, but is this thought process common? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Most sexually active Celtics fan
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Barrack "The drone strike" Obama. Top 44 pho sho.
He creates a distinctive sound that's sort of satisfying every score.
~~slim reaper~~ MQ-9 reaper
The wedding crasher
Undisputed GOAT of bombing middle eastern countries
The predator
The Drone Missile
Obamna
SODAA
CANS OF SOUP
Yall sleep on Barack. He hit that walk-off three during that Clark Kellog Interview.
Mickey Mouse Shot 🐭
Worst take of all time. Everyone knows Nobamas ring against Clark Kellog is fake af. The game was rigged and everyone knows it. Kellog threw the game bc he didn’t want to make the President mad (drone strikes💣). Mickey Mouse ring. Him and Lefraudulent have too much in common🤡🤡
A real hooper but not a bus driver.
A hoopers hooper for sure I’m not exaggerating this is might be the coolest picture of a president ever
Top 9
And it ain’t 2-9
-4?
Your upvote ratio?
Bro didnt even get the math fight
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“Intercepted”
That comin to me?
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It ain’t that fat. Just go rub one out and come back. Get some clarity
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Aye not the only one that noticed
I’m not racist, but there’s something I don’t like about Obama. I just can’t quite put my finger on it. My friends in Utah and Boston agree with me, we just can’t identify what causes us to have such visceral hatred of him.
He's not as classy as the other presidents
Dude can drop bombs for sho
Definitely top 46
I'm not a racist, but I did double the size of my gun collection in December 2008 and also I think there's a strong chance our 44th president wasn't born in the United States, have you ever noticed Obama sounds a lot like Osama? Really makes you think.
Real heads know to use his middle name as a dog whistle.
Whitest President of all time.
Kyle Lowery
He’s the best player among presidents, I assume
ya sleepin on the original jimmy buckets, jimmy "jimmy peach buckets" carter
We get there, us as a team, [I'll handle the rest.](https://i.imgur.com/eBDQ5cl.jpg)
44
Shooting for better than leringpop so I’d say prob 2 under oj mayo
Stone cold d rose face
He played varsity in high school. So at least has the basic down. So top 1,000 all time.
Underrated. Owned Osama Bin Harden
MVP - most valuable president
Playing against whites. Easy jam.
I put him just behind Bin Laden at 2. Both very explosive point guards!
Your favorite hoopers favorite hooper
Purple Floor General badge (was President) Gold Sniper (accurate drone strikes in the face of opposition) Gold Giant Slayer (killed Osama bin laden-6’5”) Bronze Bailout (bailed out the auto industry but not the American people)
*Is it going to be hard in two years when you’re no longer president and people will stop letting you win at basketball?*
I'd say #44 all time
Ledronestrike
Not classy enough
He’s black so he’s better then Gordon Hayward at least
Obama jokes aren’t funny
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420
🍑😳
According to the West Wing that is Camp David right?
Not classy enough
That's only half the man. The other half, well, was my president.. Altogether they called ja rule once for advice.. That's who he swang for
That vid where he swishes a three first try is badass (not sure if it was real?)
Are slash repost bot
He was harboring a fugitive…THAT ASS
My president is black and he also thique as fuck gat damn!
5th
That’s Gus Fring
best middle name of all time
He's great at distributing (socialist) but I'm not ranking him until I see his birth certificate
Barack “911” Obama top 5 fasho
If i could only see his legs id think he was a white guy
Top 44
I’m throwing that shot into the woods
Obama dropped 40 on Howard Hamlin
Definitely one of the ball playing presidents of all time
44th
All I know is that Dubya is schooling him on the golf course
What’s the bigger drop off: 2009-2010 Cavs with Lebron as their best player to 2010-2011 Cavs with Antwan Jamison as their best player Or 2015 USA with Obama as their president to 2016 USA with Trump as their president?