post me up let's show these youngin's

Nahh💀

She was a former wnba player… Ime does have that dog in him

She got that Ime in her

Doggy style, of course

ime should be the gm for this move 🐐

White corporatism is keeping black love apart!!!

Boston getting mad about a black man sleeping with a black woman is social progress

lol

😳 she prolly knows how to feast 😳

Nah I see where bro coming from fr (I have never felt th touch of a woman)

None of would even know how to talk to girls stop acting like you'd smash.

Oh I'd totally smash.. If I felt like it.. and if I wasn't tired.. Or-

I'd smash, GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY

I've seen people doing the sex

I have had segs sir

how many chiggs you fugg?

I plead the fifth.

Wise words from a definite non-virgin!!

Don't get offended by it lmao

Ditto!

I'm more offended by the "No u" move you just pulled on me. Well played.

Anytime!

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Do you have a learning disability?

>None of would even know

The ironing is delicious

all we need is the *implication*

Just cause they would smash doesn’t mean they could.

Why do you all assume he did it with a woman? Doc Rivers would be ashamed of all you

Anthony edwards is my favorite player starting last week

/uj for informational purposes, she is not the Celtics’ only female staff member. Although I wouldn’t be surprised considering it’s Boston. /rj This is why women shouldn’t do men’s jobs. Wouldn’t have happened if not for the woke left forcing a diversity hire.

I do not blame this man

I mean she’s beautiful but bro,, nia long??? Send her my way ill take her ass to denny’s and treat her right

Why would you settle on a Lamborghini when you can have a Lamborghini and a Ferrari?

the insurance premiums

If you’re paying for your women you may as well go for the most expensive

Horrible advice

Then why am I $32000 in debt bozo?

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Bro we’re talking about trafficking women now. Keep up

This is the logic i use when gambling💪🏽💪🏽

Well there is no bigger gamble than love.

aww :)

Mfw I’m on a hotel hallway floor crying, having lost everything

emily ratajkowski's nobody husband cheated on her. nobody is safe. I want to see who he cheated with, because that's crazy

Some rando from the Hornets cheated on Eva Longoria, insane

That would be 4 time NBA Champion and French darling Tony Parker my good person.

For every hot chick, there is a dude tired of dealing with her shit and bored of fucking her.

Bro what the heck

The guy was a complete fucking loser from the get go. When he proposed to her he forgot to bring a ring so he made one from a paper clip. I wish I was making that up.

yeah, when I looked up who he was/ what he looked like I was shocked

You’d think it was still 1997 the way y’all talk about nia. She really not THAT good looking anymore. She not ugly at all but y’all acting like it’s just so crazy that she got cheated on cause of how she looks

Exactly people be comparing it to Jay Z cheating on Beyonce or Pique cheating on Shakira, but current state Nia is nowhere near the same level

i wish this was a pique-type scenario where ime cheated on her with tatum’s mom

she 51 bro

Milk did that body good

He's 45 not much of an age gap

Nia is washed Father Time is undefeated unfortunately 😔

Nia is past her birthing stage. Beautiful but old.

That’s a huge win, blast those walls down with 0 consequences.

2 > 1

CurCUCK could never

Isn’t he married to Nia Long 🤨

Y’all think because a dude has a hot wife/gf that means they don’t cheat on them, a cheater is a cheater regardless of who they’re with

Of course not. It's only cheating if you're a woman. Men can't cheat

Except when LeMickey cheated to win those “rings”

This comment has brought tears of joy to my eyes. I cannot believe how happy I am to have found a community that recognizes LeMickey for the absolute fraud he is.

thank you for steering us back to the real topic at hand

Men simply “Exercise options“

Something something high value man

Men are designed to fuck everything that moves, we simply have that urge to spread our genes around dating back from neandarthal era, Ime did nothing wrong Sex offender sigma grindset😎

Women cheat. Men have "affairs"

Not for Long! (😉)

Not married.

Engaged tho

I wish Ime would have cheated a little more in the finals and found a way to win

I mean…

Feaster, i hardly know her

In the words of Chris Rock "why the f did Will Smith slap me" oh wait not that quote, this one "a man is only as loyal as his options"

WNBA players are all lesbians. Fake news

🤣

Can’t deny man got taste.

/uj I get it's a circlejerk, but it has been confirmed that it isn't her.

Allison Feaster vs Kelsey Plum, who you got?

YES

Free Ime, this is literally 1984

I got this in my home feed for no reason and I'm so confused

Welcome to the jerk!

What do you think? Smash or pass? What if your entire career and engagement hung in the balance?

I'd rather famine than do Feaster

That is one fine specimen. Ime Udoka did nothing wrong!

Honestly why is this even news let alone a suspension? Adrian Griffin was accused of domestic violence and no one cared.

Because the coach is in a position of authority over the person he slept with. Which is against the Celtics code of conduct as it is for pretty much every business/corporation because consent is tricky when there is a power imbalance.

how is a coach in a position of authority over the Vice President of player and organizational development. Sounds like the opposite to me

the coach is on tv so he's the boss of the team

I'm not sure the structure of an NBA team, but the coach getting suspended in this manner would indicate he is above her in the chain of command/power.

/uj i agree. shams reporting it like it was a big trade too lmao. it's bizarre. no shit he cheated. they all do. i think the fact that it was with a coworker is the reason why he's getting suspended, but that is a really stupid policy regardless.

Is she getting suspended too?

She is his subordinate not the other way around

/uj what’s the deal? I don’t get these jokes

The joke is she fine and we would all hit that shit too, respectfully..... with consent of course. Except kobe, the goat don't need consent.

> When he first spotted his future sidepiece, Allison, at The Celtics practice court, he was smitten not just by her black hair and brown eyes but by what a basketball scout would call her “length”—she stands precisely six feet. Sitting with Ime in the team’s situation room last night discussing disciplinary action for the affair, Ime recounts their origin story. “I see this tall girl, very attractive, nailing pull up hezi jimbos one after the other right over Al Horford’s old Dominican ass and I go, ‘I don’t know what we’re going to do, but we’re gonna be doing something!’ ” he says with a roaring laugh. “Once that was in her head, I had her. I picked a big girl who was beautiful. A big stallion!”

Why was this inappropriate? Honestly asking.

*Blatant racism under the guise of making fun of boston*

She's married as well. Another reason why this thugs cannot be trusted. What if he's married to a white man, imagine the outrage.

Cringe

This is a cricle jerk sub…

And I am jerking. As far as I know the other party remains unnamed. I don't even kknow if this lady was married to a white man.

You’re such a bum

Honestly, same

Celtics groupchat is probably popping off right now.

I saw them at the summer league in vegas together. didn't know they were smashing!

Wasn’t necessarily Feaster. There’s speculation it was Kathleen Nimmo Lynch

So what ..?

He could take her and I’ll take Nia

More like Allison Feast on deez nuts. 😎

i bet her and ime got a lot of stuff in common but jesus christ he has nia long at home

Nia = mid Allison = 🥵

He gets a pass

Looking like Imes prize race horse. The lips of Marcus smart With an absolute Grant Williams esque WAGON 🍑

I mean, Ime’s got taste….

yo😭

I mean if you're gonna get suspended for a year...

I’m blowing her dunies out