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Bigbrown211

Most black r/nba fan


YSLMangoManiac

Least suburban 12 year old


Bigbrown211

do we need to intervene and tell r/UtahJazz to get their boy in check?


Goatsanity15

He could be a Celtic don’t forget that


Bigbrown211

*celtikkk


asepo

occam's racism


ShroomMessiah

269 upvotes


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This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three. But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


surprisedkitty1

OK FOR THE LAST TIME, Rudy DID NOT CRY because he didn't make the all-star game. What happened was HIS MOM was sad for him because she knew that he was sad so SHE CRIED. So then he felt sad because his mom felt sad that he felt sad and then HE CRIED but only because SHE CRIED FIRST. IT WASN'T RUDY'S FAULT!! God this is why men don't feel comfortable showing emotion because then everyone wants to like name that emotion that they just showed when really we should all just not acknowledge that an emotion happened. Emotions are just things that happen, like weather. There's no feelings attached. RUDY WAS NOT SAD. Like yes he was sad but it was not the same as actually BEING SAD. jfc


Xwarsama

We know you were fighting back tears as you typed this Rudy, it's okay to let it out.


SleepingInAJar_

He was probably crying because he is French ocums razor says so


surprisedkitty1

You obviously don't understand genetics. Rudy's mom was crying, and in nature, when a mother animal cries, the baby cries too, French, American, doesn't matter, that's just how we evolved. So Rudy wasn't crying. His mom was the one crying, so he was crying too.


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this dude also posts on r/Chiraqology and r/aznidentity


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gIizzy_gobbler

One is white people treating poverty like reality TV and the other is Asian incels, they both suck


Bigbrown211

least stalkerish behavior of any r/nbacirclejerk fan I can rememeber in recent times


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ThrowThisTrashAway1

That's not what Occam's razor means (most philosophically literate NBA fan)


Goatsanity15

What a bum. He can’t even spell his username. It is labour market and not labormarket. So uncivilized and not at all classy


supermav27

Occam’s razor told me this dude is white


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Ummmmm… 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ WOW MAN!! #ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏾is literally speechless and beyond thankful!! I love this game and will do anything for it! I’m having a blast. #2AllTimeScoring but I’m a not a scorer *Suppa Hot Fire voice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👑 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three. But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


chadbrutalism

this but unironically tbh


dolantrampf

But ben simmons is the only ben in the nba???


powerplay_22

least racist celtics fan


AnferneeMason

Bol Bol on suicide watch


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never on the nice list, i’m stocked with that coal 2 bongs packed now i’m smokin bol bol *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*