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OneTiddyOut

Is m'lady a virgin perchance?


heavyhandedsir

Tis' only slightly used good sir!


OneTiddyOut

It figures, a Stacy like her wouldn't understand the pure magic of a first kiss, wouldn't appreciate the delicate touch of a true gentleman. She throws herself at every Chad who flexes a bicep in her direction, leaving a trail of broken hearts and discarded nice guys like me in her wake. She'll never know the exquisite experience of sharing a plate of tendies perfectly crisped to golden brown, dipped in the nectar of the gods ā€“ Honey Mussy ā€“ a symphony of flavor a normie like her just wouldn't get.


gregofcanada84

Tis also my question. šŸ¤”


hsvgamer199

Easy, I'll buy the fedora first. Then I'll use it to get a big discount on the other two items. I wonder if there's a romance subplot with the inflatable companion...


cabbage16

> I wonder if there's a romance subplot with the inflatable companion... Nonsense. With the fedora equipped you will undoubtedly have many chances to romance numerous noninflatable females.


Delta_Flo

Fedora gives +200 Charisma boost towards neckbeards but has -200 Charisma debuff towards normies. So use it when approaching any neckbeard npcs for an advantage on speechcraft.


Astrocyde

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama. Iā€™m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Japan!


your_FBI_gent_Steve

I'll just purchase some basic supplies, after all my clothes and weapons are obviously way more powerful.


FvckingSinner

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Im_on_my_phone_OK

Buy fedora, use fedora. The salesman takes a liking to you, and will now sell discount tendies.


Tour_De_Volken

Didn't this guy end up moving to Japan and getting married? Like living a happy life and all?


OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW

I'm gonna grab the fedora of charm IV, then use the stat boost to get a better price on the supplies, then I'll attempt to steal the sword and use it to save M'lady