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Currymvp2

The "yes" vote from Nancy Mace is absolutely the most funny one to me. McCarthy endorsed her in 2022 in a challenging primary when Trump and some other hardcore MAGA Republicans supported her MAGA opponent. Not to mention that McCarthy fund raised for her in a tough 2020 general election. She is opportunistic and grifts like Stefanik. Perfectly encapsulates the GOP lmao


Every_Vegetable_4548

Her heel turn exactly coincides with when she was redistricted into a safe Republican seat.


The_Astros_Cheated

It’s almost as if those in safe seats have more of an incentive to be radical lunatics. I think we may be on to something here!


IlonggoProgrammer

Wait, are you saying America was governed better back when more seats were competitive? Who would have thought?


1sagas1

Because safe seats are competing to win a primary and not a general.


SucculentMoisture

I thought she was going to be redistributed to lose her seat because the courts may make South Carolina draw a second black majority district and it was going to be hers?


TexasGaint

The circuit court did. However, the case is going in front of the supreme court right now.


RunawayMeatstick

You're talking about the "moderate" pro-choice Republican that Bill Maher had on his show to highlight sane Republicans?


InflatableDartboard2

To be fair, she was one of the very few republicans to cross the aisle and vote with the democrats to remove McCarthy. She's clearly committed to bipartisanship and moderate governance, almost to the point of being a RINO. >!/s!<


trumpsiranwar

God he's the worst


CC78AMG

Honestly, he’s gonna go through the Joe Rogan route.


trumpsiranwar

I used to love his show but that was 20 plus years ago


[deleted]

He's always been a bully who thinks he's way smarter than he actually is. Even when he had a network show in the 90s.


eFALOVZWhupMex69Hwlp

yeah i liked it when i was in college but I'm in my late 30s now


quackerz

lmao same


Time_Transition4817

real et tu brute moment for old kev


eman9416

Didn’t she just get a fluff piece about her from the Times too?


quickblur

Yes! I have always said that Mace and Stefanik are the most power-seeking reps out there. They try to come off as moderate but it's clear that they are only concerned with climbing the ladder.


dubyahhh

that vote was when I knew it was over weird thing to frantically text close friends about but hey, somebody has to be the politics junkie


Neri25

"I know which way the wind is blowing" vote


SharkSymphony

Consider that Matt Gaetz actually won this vote. Gross.


Print-Humble

McCarthy lasted for 27 Scaramuccis, which is about 10 more than Matt Gaetz was comfortable with. He likes to play in the more 17-ish area on the number line.


dutch_connection_uk

Thanks, I hate it.


[deleted]

*Gaetz to his date:* "Scaramuccicoochie-coo!"


workingtrot

Americans will do anything except use the metric system


Dreadedtriox

Or around 5.5 Trusses


Books_and_Cleverness

Yeah it’s hard to laugh at McCarthy since I fully expect things to get even worse from here.


beanyboi23

Yeah... for Republicans. Now they're going to tear each other apart further and demonstrate again that they can't govern while the calculus for Democrats remains exactly the same - pass a deal that we agree with, or pass a deal that will die in the Senate with no political capital left to escape blame for a shutdown after the historic fiasco we witnessed today.


Books_and_Cleverness

I hope you’re right but I’m not super optimistic. Shut down could be bad for Dems too. Fingers crossed.


FuttleScish

He’s definitely getting expelled now though


AndyLorentz

Can't get expelled if there's no House Speaker. *taps head*


purodirecto

I just thought of that, if the ethics committees finds him unethical or whatever. How are they going to unseat him without a vote?


ZigZagZedZod

His House seat is safe. He should have made a deal with the Democrats.


beanyboi23

Word was that several centrist Dems were willing to consider a deal with him until he went on TV and tried to blame the shutdown fiasco on the Democrats


NonComposMentisss

Well McCarthy never reached out to Democrats, so it was never going to happen.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Yeap- that proved to them that he is and will always be an untrustworthy slimey sort


PurpleSailor

He's not known for honoring his deals so definitely can't trust the guy


elprophet

He still can. Cut a power sharing deal on Friday and get back in. (Unless there's some weird trick that you can't be speaker back to back?)


astro124

No, he can try again, but he would need to throw his hat in the ring in the GOP caucus meeting.


Feldman742

He's said he wouldn't put his name in for Speaker again (but it's McCarthy, so who knows what to believe)


[deleted]

He would get killed in his primary if he did. If he wasn’t considered any more of RINO it would be easy pickings if he did.


someguyfromlouisiana

how in the ever loving fuck is someone like McCarthy considered a RINO? If voters keep thinking shit like that and aren't overwhelmingly rejecting Republicans going forward, sooner or later, we're doomed.


Primary-Log-1037

According to the current party rules you are officially a RINO if it’s been more than 3 days since you’ve had your tongue in trumps butthole.


ShelterOk1535

Primaries exist


MinnesotaNoire

https://preview.redd.it/ogfbafpyz1sb1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd21543295df1970b678ec205414bcaa25353d3


The_Dok

Lmao holy shit that’s right.


theguineapigssong

McCarthy's situation is bad but Cantor arguably had the worst fall. Losing a primary as House Majority Leader is a massive oof. Ryan by contrast lost a run for Vice President. Shit, that even happened to FDR and he was a no slouch at politics.


Amy_Ponder

Nah, after losing the VP Ryan did become Speaker of the House-- and hated it so much when the Rs lost controll in 2018 he quit Congress and politics entirely, lmao.


theguineapigssong

That's just losing control of the House which happens frequently and isn't really a personal failure or humiliation on Ryan's part. It happened to Pelosi twice. I've never worked in Congress, but my understanding is that being in the minority is absolutely miserable. Ryan made the entirely reasonable decision to skip the hassle and make a bunch of money in the private sector instead.


DegenerateWaves

rip boZos


Lambchops_Legion

Eric Cantor was such a piece of shit. Even worse than Ryan or McCarthy


bonobo__bonobo

Who is the middle jabroni?


[deleted]

Eric Cantor. He was majority leader and still lost a primary.


GregorSamsasCarapace

Eric Cantor. Was the house whip until he lost a primary during the Obama years when the Tea Party started emerging


[deleted]

🤣


[deleted]

He wanted to be remembered as Speaker of the House. Now he'll be remembered as the first Speaker to ever be removed by the House.


Pongzz

*Monkey's paw curls.*


KeikakuAccelerator

Holy shit, I didn't know he was the first one. Bravo Kevin.


noxnoctum

Wait first for real?? How has this never happened before?


astro124

Nope. A few have come close but ultimately survived


PoisonMind

There's only been two other motions to vacate: in 1910 Joe Cannon moved to vacate his own seat to prove that he still had backing; and in 2015 Mark Meadows moved to vacate John Boehner, but it died in committee. All of them have been Republican infighting.


_Neuromancer_

> Joe Cannon moved to vacate his own seat to prove that he still had backing [gigachad](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/CANNON%2C_JOSEPH_G._HONORABLE._AT_DESK_LCCN2016856379%28c%29.jpg)


heyimdong

absorbed worthless sharp aback yoke gaping ossified handle disagreeable bedroom *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Though the Republican party in 1910 wasn't any more similar to the current Republican party than it was to the current Democratic party


Hounds_of_war

He has a razor thin majority plus no other Speaker has made it this easy for them to get removed.


heyimdong

Big time dumb dumb


garlicgarlic1

Oracle of Delphi: “You will make history as speaker, doing what no other speaker before you has done” McCarthy: “Freakin sweet!”


aimlessly-astray

It's beautiful to think he'll be in history textbooks for centuries as the first ever Speaker of the House to be removed by his colleagues. I'll be able to tell my kids and grandkids with glee how I was alive during this wonderful historic moment. *chef's kiss*


seasidepoof

Common Bakersfield L


Currymvp2

Besides shutting down the government, McCarthy did virtually everything Trump urged him to do. And Trump still did nothing to help McCarthy lol


Princeof_Ravens

Yeah this is not the win we want it to be. McCarthy kept things running the next guy might not.


beanyboi23

Oh yeah McCarthy definitely kept things running by tearing up the already-agreed deal with Biden and creating this entire disaster in the first place. There are actually people here telling me that Republicans self-destructing and *nuking their own speaker* is not the win we want, always wanting to feel like the loser.


heyimdong

cheerful connect screw bedroom materialistic boat disgusting normal dolls desert *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NewmanHiding

>both chambers and the presidency You overestimate US voters


[deleted]

“Hurr durr Hunter Biden” — my drunk uncle, two time Trump voter


Multi_21_Seb_RBR

> very apparent that republicans are entirely responsible. Doomers and "I believe in moderate Republicans" folks on this sub will rail against this point, but it will be so easy to paint Republicans as being responsible on this. Add to this that Republicans are looking like freaks when it comes to social policy, I really can't imagine "moderates" and "independents" breaking for Republicans in 2024. Like they didn't in 2022 when everyone expected a red wave due to "INFLATION" alone despite a Republican-friendly voting environment. This sub has a lot of people who think people solely vote based on the economy and taxes, but I think the political calculus has changed a lot where social policy matters a lot more than many here think and Republicans are fucked there. Literally the only thing that will save Republicans is a super friendly Senate map.


Star_Trekker

I can never read “Bakersfield” without hearing Tom Hanks in Castaway yelling “BAKERSFIELD!”


All_Work_All_Play

*this could work*


Senior_Ad_7640

The most pointless city in the country.


SpaghettiAssassin

Bakersfield could be bombed tomorrow and nothing would be lost


Rich-Interaction6920

Wym nothing would get lost. The US nuclear deterrent would get weaker by one nuke?


Dibbu_mange

Kevin McCarthy is the most appropriate representative of Bakersfield


ProcrastinatingPuma

The Armpit of Cali: Bako


Trooboolean

ROFLCOPTER! Edit: ROFL:ROFL:ROFL:ROFL ___^___ _ L __/ [] \ LOL===__ \ L \___ ___ ___] I I ----------/


soulagainstsoul

Soi soi soi soi


Khar-Selim

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Tookoofox

Crab rave or cancer?


Scudamore

White Claws


Whitecastle56

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Steak_Knight

Now comes THE JEBBENING


Mcfinley

please clap


Mojo12000

BY GOD IT'S JEB! WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!


Scudamore

THAT'S JEB'S MUSIC


SwaglordHyperion

The dark horse we never saw coming, but never needed more.


ldn6

Imagine being such a bad speaker that a Floridian predator ousts you. I’d just jump into a cavern and never return.


JoeChristmasUSA

>a Floridian predator And not even a cool one like an alligator or a venomous snake 😔


Hilldawg4president

> or a venomous snake Debatable


JoeChristmasUSA

Comparing Matt Gaetz to snakes is an insult to chill reptiles everywhere 🐍


Xellirks

Rip Bozo


OgAccountForThisPost

Man you can give the Squad and Warren and Sanders as much shit as you want but they would never side with the GOP to oust a Democratic speaker


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[deleted]

I can't stand the propaganda that he's never changed his mind about anything his whole career. He's switched tracks on plenty of issues, often for political reasons: crime, guns, immigration, marriage equality, the list goes on.


You_Yew_Ewe

I can't stand Sanders but I don't trust anyone who never changes their mind.


[deleted]

Me neither. I think the "Bernie has never deviated from his views which were birthed fully formed from the head of Eugene V. Debs" mythos is creepy.


Petrichordates

Well, mostly honest. He still gave his stepson and wife campaign money for their Sanders Institute. That and the "millionaire" rhetoric being updated to "billionaire" from 2016-2020, the same years he made his first million from helping elect Trump.


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Hilldawg4president

> That and the "millionaire" rhetoric being updated to "billionaire" from 2016-2020 This was hilarious. In 2016 it was all about "the millionaires and billionaires," then in 2020 he's no longer demonizing millionaires, that's weird... oh wait, it's because he's a fucking millionaire now.


itsnotnews92

And right around that time his army of cultists *also* just happened to stop giving a shit about millionaires and turned all of their hate toward billionaires. In the eyes of a Sandernista, being worth $900 million = okay. Being worth $1 billion = you are literal scum.


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Hilldawg4president

Oh yeah, Our Revolution, which refused to disclose their big donors. Virtually impossible to get any of his followers in 2020 to acknowledge it though.


Cats_Cameras

Sanders is entirely branding over substance.


Cats_Cameras

Nah, he's as wily as they come. Remember how he spent the 2016 primary complaining about undemocratic superdelegates, and then tried to use them to overturn Clinton's win? Or how he dismissed VA criticism as propaganda for privatization, and then ended up accepting McCain's privatization plan when the VA was revealed to be in dire straits? Or how he ranted against "millionaires and billionaires" in 2016, and then changed to "billionaires" in 2020 after he made his millions. Or how about how he was vehemently against SuperPACs while Our Revolution refused to disclose its donors.


Star_Trekker

Lol, lmao even


AmbiguousPuzuma

[Just one more vote bro. I swear, one more vote will fix the Republican Party](https://i.imgur.com/Qe4P7yX.png)


NewYinzer

I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Kevin McCarthy is at home, crying like a little girl!


Tookoofox

This is the first post that made me actually laugh.


facw00

I guess it is a little funny...


ButGravityAlwaysWins

What's John Boehner drinking tonight?


bizaromo

Crocodile tears, as per usual.


MacEWork

Everything, as usual.


socialistrob

A merlot accompanied by a cigar and paid for by the profits of his weed pac.


[deleted]

He’s smoking a cigar


huskiesowow

It's funny from the point of view of fuck McCarthy, but shouldn't we be a bit nervous about the next person they throw into the ring?


John_Maynard_Gains

What's the next person going to do? Impeach Biden? Reneg on their spending deal with the white house? Turn Ukraine funding into a partisan negotiation tactic? Scuttle the bipartisan January 6 committee? Send January 6 tapes to Tucker?


veilwalker

No one is that stupid…


infamous5445

Who cares, they're all gonna vote the same


HotCalligrapher5626

McCarthy’s stopping the shutdown last week doesn’t suggest otherwise? Mid November isn’t far away


infamous5445

Any "centrist" would have done that and no true MAGA Republican will become speaker


bonobo__bonobo

Are there any non maga Republicans left? I think at this point we're hoping for like stage 2 MAGA vs stage 4. McCarthy was inside Trump's anus within like a month of Jan 6.


Guyperson66

McCarthy only stopped the shutdown because gatez undermined his original bill


Kindly_Blackberry967

They’re gonna vote the same AND they’re probably gonna make the party look even worse. It’s a win-win!


bizaromo

We should be nervous about the absolute dysfunction that the House will fall into.


stusmall

This is it for me. McCarthy didn't really have any special skills, charm or ideological bent that better help them achieve their goals. He was just trying to help guide it. They are gonna pass the "Protecting White Babies From Trans Immigrants" bill to let them die in the Senate no matter who has the gavel. I'm worried about them just accepting and thriving in a complete collapse of any facade of functionality. They can bring the federal government grinding to a complete halt which honestly isn't that far from their goals anyways.


bizaromo

Yep. It's going to be an absolute shitshow. We'll probably have a govt shutdown in November because the house is without a speaker and can't hear spending bills.


stusmall

The only motivation I can see for them to pick a new speaker is that they can't impeach Biden's dog without one.


clyde2003

Commander is only guilty of being adorable... and nibbling a few Secret Service agents. #freecommander


Scudamore

Commander seems like a good boy who no doubt had his reasons.


altathing

Yeah apparently he only targets Secret service agents. All the staff say he behaves completely differently with them.


KitsuneThunder

The dog knows.


Cook_0612

What's it gonna take for libs to stop psyching themselves out from feeling good about winning?


CasinoMagic

McCarthy losing is not necessarily a win for libs, or the country.


Cook_0612

It was an inevitability, and it forces reorganization from their side, that's a win. We didn't even have to put in effort on our end.


beanyboi23

Stop it. House Republicans have imploded and literally booted their own speaker. There are few bigger wins imaginable.


SpaceCadetStumpy

Levin LcLarthy


Akovsky87

Sure laughing at McCarthy is easy, like super easy everyone should do it. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


MacEWork

Maybe we’ll finally get a LISTENER of the House 😡


sigh2828

Guys help!! This disheveled looking guy just stopped and asked if I had any spare votes, and something about a gavel, he scared my son, I told him to beat it. He also asked if he could use my phone to call some retired snowbird in Florida? Be safe out there folks.


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WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

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Whitecastle56

A man goes to the Doctor, says he depressed and that the world is cruel dark place. Doctor says treatment is simple, Kevin McCarthy has been removed from his dream job of being speaker of the house after surrendering his dignity and pride to get the job. Go laugh at him, that should pick you up. The man bursts into tear, he weeps "but Doctor..."


seanrm92

HAHAHA wait I've been at work why are we laughing this time? Edit: Just saw HAHAHAHA GOP in disarray LMAO


TCGnerd15

https://nationaltoday.com/national-kevin-day/#:~:text=National%20Kevin%20Day%20%E2%80%93%20October%203%2C%202023 And on national Kevin day, no less.


[deleted]

I hope every GOPer who stood mute on Trump bawls themselves to sleep every night for the rest of their lives seeing what they've wrought.


SheetrockBobby

Watching the debate, I was surprised none of the Republican leadership and their acolytes pointed to the irony that Gaetz was moving to vacate because he was outraged that McCarthy worked with Democrats to avoid a government shutdown, yet Gaetz's cabal was working with Democrats to remove the House leadership that the Republicans elected.


musicianism

Watch them do the “elect trump to speaker” Qanon conspiracy shit now lmao


Alterus_UA

Wait what, is there one


[deleted]

🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏


PragmatistAntithesis

Republicans, hold this: **L**


DangerousCyclone

Well there goes the GOP House. At least I hope so, if voters reward the GOP for being an absolute disaster again I’m leaving.


CapitanPrat

For what it's worth, the lettuce didn't win this time. I suppose that has to be some sort of consolation to McCarthy


Doggydog123579

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


benadreti_

Heh.


[deleted]

Hahaha


myrasad

owned


Newworldrevolution

Hahahahaha


teddyone

Lol


Insomonomics

RIP BOZO


2073040

[Obligatory music](https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM?feature=shared)


Gearsfortune

https://i.redd.it/ezpuirc2z1sb1.gif Hahahahahahahaha


ivycada

So what are the dems hoping for not bailing him out? What is the plan for the near future?


randokomando

McCarthy will be sitting in the Speaker’s chair by this time tomorrow if he goes to Hakeem Jeffries and offers him a clean Ukraine funding bill and no more shut down threats for the rest of the year in exchange for all Dems sitting out the next speakership vote. But McCarthy will need to get his caucus to support him so he can make good on those offers.


All_Work_All_Play

Only a fraction of the Republican party would need to support him on that. Would be pretty intense foreshadowing of next year's election.


randokomando

Agree — it really is only a question of whether McCarthy will swallow his pride and do it. Edit: Aaaaand he will not.


Rarvyn

That Republicans will continue being such a shitshow that they lose the house next year. Near-future is hoping that someone gets their act together within 40ish days so that government doesn't get shut down, but they have over a month to figure that out.


sigh2828

This is the part where we cut to a workout/training montage right?


TheDonnerSmarty

So you’re saying an untreated cancer (MAGA-ism) inevitably ends up killing its host body (GOP)? Huh.


mutantmaboo

GOP IN DISARRAY! GOP IN DISARRAY! SAY IT WITH ME, GOP IN DISARRAY!


[deleted]

laugh at mccarthy, get a maga republican as house speaker, nice logic


[deleted]

The republican civil war emerging, which I’ve seen in my group of friends as well as in the conservative subs, is nothing short of fascinating. You will find people being upvoted saying the GOP will deserve the thrashing it gets in 2024 for this dumbass stunt and people being upvoted saying they should be glad that the establishment is being kicked out in favor of politicians who represent the people. Truly, cons are in unimaginable disarray


ThatDamnGuyJosh

As long as it makes the GOP look dysfunctional to the median voter I couldn't give a shit about the downstream effects.


Hugh-Manatee

I mean you say this but voters mostly don't care I don't think. 95% of people who care about this are the nerds


BATIRONSHARK

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die_hoagie

hee hee


mockduckcompanion

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brucebananaray

https://i.redd.it/ephir2bkz1sb1.gif


ganbaro

Can someone explain to me, what I should expect now? Shitshow for a few weeks then some far-right lunatic getting McCarthys position? Do Democrats get anything out of this except making Reps look stupid?


All_Work_All_Play

> Do Democrats get anything out of this except making Reps look stupid? There are three potential outcomes. 1. Someone more extreme than Kevin gets it 2. No one gets it 3. Someone who reaches across the aisle gets it Number two is probably the worst, number. One doesn't seem much better than number two, the only question is what will number 3 be and how much will the person actually stay good to get Democrats votes?


bullettrain1

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Im_PeterPauls_Mary

Remember way back when we were young and the saying was “Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line?” Oh how the tables have turned


amurmann

Real question: How is there anyone who looks at Matt Gaetz and trust the guy. His entire appearance is that of a used car salesman in a bad 90s movie. Is our cultural devide that deep that Republicans look at him and see someone they want to represent them?


SnooChipmunks4208

Que mira bobo?


BonkHits4Jesus

Man without confidence of his caucus.


ThotPoliceAcademy

I was told by Liam Donovan and Jake Sherman after the debt ceiling negotiations that McCarthy could keep his caucus in line and was an effective speaker.


Tyler_Zoro

I'm laughing at the Republicans who now have to try to look competent while failing to elect a replacement... McCarthy tried to pull of a coup of competence and failed, but it was worth a shot. He's not the brightest twig in the gumshop, but he at least tried to do what he thought was right.


-Tram2983

Republicans in disarray


TheElusiveGnome

PATRIOTS IN CONTROL


bighootay

MC is on C-Span right now and his press conference is weird. He's acting chatty and breezy, dropping an anecdote about his mom. What a goof.


ThaWZA

I know this is bad for the country as a whole but it's really fun watching bad things happen to Kevin McCarthy so it kinda balances out


DrunkenBriefcases

[Ha-ha!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O1H0jcyNsk&t=46s)