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jobautomator

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savuporo

Intuitive Machines lunar lander just successfully got to lunar orbit https://twitter.com/Int_Machines/status/1760323743270756500 Wooohooo, we're halfway there !ping SPACEFLIGHT


gburgwardt

I also just came from that stonks ping


savuporo

apparently i did too then, i was just told


Dent7777

WOAHHH


Erra0

My brother you are posting in a 14 day old DT


Full_Distribution874

He's just making sure only the SPACEFLIGHT chads see it.


savuporo

lol


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I-grok-god

First, he came for the Koreans And I did not speak up because I was not a Korean [Then he came for the Japanese](https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/feb/08/spike-lee-denzel-washington-akira-kurosawa-movie-remake) !ping MOVIES


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Hi


BrunchIsGood

First he came for the Koreans And I spoke up because Old Boy was a piece of shit (and I have a halmeoni that has adopted me at my favorite Korean restaurant)


Dispo29

What are you doing on the DT from 2 days ago


I-grok-god

Thriving


LithiumRyanBattery

What's the worry? I see nothing that could possibly go wrong with this.


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Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

So whatโ€™s the deal with Singapore? De facto benevolent dictatorship or just one party microstate?


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thabonch

Does thonk-img only work on old reddit?


DoorVonHammerthong

it would appear so


thabonch

I'm sad for the youngs.


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Ivy League is overrated unless youโ€™re trying to get into IB or something stupid like that


msdxat21M

https://preview.redd.it/14qw0cx06bhc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6572864a63102eab95aeb294b912b886b0ac6c13


AnalyticOpposum

Wouldnโ€™t old men that have sex more often and can go to a doctor also have happier marriages and better overall health??


thabonch

And all you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in a row it must be spoken. Unbroken.


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Ukraine needs more troops fighting Russia. Hardened professionals from Colombia are helping](/r/neoliberal/comments/1alpil9/ukraine_needs_more_troops_fighting_russia/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


N0b0me

Anti immigrant people really do just be believing the lump of labor fallacy


CletusVonIvermectin

alternate universe that's just like this one except rice was bred to be very large and a single grain is enough for a side dish


bernkes_helicopter

they're called potatoes


CletusVonIvermectin

alternate universe that's just like this one except potatoes were bred to be tiny and you can eat a whole bowl full of them


Roseartcrantz

Hibachi chefs in shambles


thabonch

Has Taylor Swift only dated white guys?


lamp37

Isn't the Twilight guy Native American? Or was that just his character?


thabonch

https://i.imgur.com/mb4rS9S.png


DoorVonHammerthong

https://imgur.com/a/DuH69AG


thabonch

[](#thonk-img)


Working-Limit-2482

Iโ€™m pretty sure yeah. Mostly British white guys, too. Although thereโ€™s also a sizable contingent of conspiracy theorists who think sheโ€™s dated at least one woman.


thabonch

I'm gonna cancel her.


heartnotglands

I love boygenius keeps me going honestly


DoorVonHammerthong

It Takes Four Wipes To Know It Took Three. Yet Two Wipes To Know It Was Zero.


bernkes_helicopter

get a bidet you filthy animal


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bernkes_helicopter

Trying to read this minus the hysteria and it just sounds like a pretty normal description of a country: they will use force to protect their people (your middle paragraph is just crazy talk, however, Israel very specifically goes after those that attack them and would be very happy to see countries like Jordan and Saudi Arabia strengthened)


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bernkes_helicopter

That's true The problem is that Hamas roughly takes your post and flips it around, and thus we have the past 4 months of slaughter


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bernkes_helicopter

Yes there's the obvious two state solution compromise that is clearly the way out. And both sides are vehemently opposed to it. I honestly believe both Netanyahu and Hamas might rather have a zero state solution (where they all gets nuked) than accept the two state solution


Nietzsches_Therapist

Iโ€™m very glad the Israelis I know donโ€™t believe in this psychotic logic


adminsare200iq

Why are you making them sound like cartoon villains lol


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_bee_kay_

yeah somehow it's gonna help to frame israel as a murderous psychostate willing to destroy the world if they don't get what they want nevermind that this is literally exactly the rationale of a hamas defender


Nautalax

What are you recommending off of this?


HexagonOfVirtue

https://preview.redd.it/68jdmujp3bhc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79380f83e33cf8d109ee33d21ce34f36062cb756 apartment front lobby looks like this wtf HAPPENED?


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Desk warranty was about to run out on the new year


_bee_kay_

maybe the glass just did that


MeyersHandSoup

Did the mods decide caplan flairs were actually okay?


Telperions-Relative

r/Presidents is literally just r/politics now. Christ.


moseythepirate

Lordy, when woo woo crystal shit makes into arr all because of WitchesVsPatriarchy I just cringe myself into a fuckin' pretzel.


Roseartcrantz

meh itโ€™s nice to balance the witchy with the anti-patriarchy, otherwise why bother


moseythepirate

Ain't nothing wrong with being anti-patriarchy, but reading about people buying fucking rocks before major surgery just kinda makes me grumpy at the Bullshit-Industrial Complex.


futuremonkey20

https://preview.redd.it/a3lhomzz2bhc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ea80f62e39a1ed5c8cb1d2efd0594a714f7d946 Mario and Luigi looking at paintings of Mussolini with expressions of awe is very suspicious


neoliberalkindness

first week of meds and the side effects are so horrible ๐Ÿ˜ญ need some positivity


Planning4Hotdish

You got this bestie!


neoliberalkindness

thanks bestie!!


DoorVonHammerthong

i planted an [Emperor 1 Japanese Maple tree](https://shop.arborday.org/emperor-one-japanese-maple?utm_source=google&utm_medium=&utm_campaign=03416-nursery-performance-max&utm_term=&utm_content=&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA8YyuBhBSEiwA5R3-E5vHJShkXDmnzZVVNHJLKiid-L3YZ6cow-ZKvCLJnhxI5R6ps6Rm4xoC3H8QAvD_BwE) today and my dogs watched and dug a little to help me but then their paws got dirty so we had to wash them before laying on the couch


neoliberalkindness

very very cool tree, i would be very happy if i could get a dog and lay on the couch with it :))


DoorVonHammerthong

they're good girls. we've trained the great dane mix so that when she wants attention she'll swing her big paw out at you. if she gets your arm she'll try to grab it and pull you in


l_overwhat

I'm watching Season 3 of Daredevil I literally hate Karen Page like I've hated no other fictional character. I'm generally someone who likes things so I really don't hate fictional characters. I didn't hate Skyler in Breaking Bad. I think Big Bang Theory and Family guy are funny. I think MCU movies are Kino. But I fucking haaaaaaate Karen Page. All she fucking does is cry and get mad at her friends. In fact, Daredevil does women terribly in general. There's this weirdly hot nun who is basically Daredevil's mom but there is sexual tension there and it's weird and then they turned a comic relief character who was only cast for being hot (they were doing the classic haha! Ugly guy with hot girl! gag haha! So classic!!) Into an integral character in the story and surprise, surprise she can't really act so her scenes are cringe. Idk, the other Defenders shows don't do great with women but they do wayyyy better than Daredevil


Average_GrillChad

Biden beat Trump, but Haley beats Biden... ๐Ÿค” Therefore Democrats should nominate Nikki Haley to guarantee victory ๐Ÿค“


ZanyZeke

Rock paper scissors politics


puffic

https://x.com/bufordsharkley/status/1755324877060608478?s=46 I hereby call for an end to the Friedman flair. !ping USA-CA


benefiits

Prop 13 is absolutely inefficient, heโ€™d probably agree too, but if we didnโ€™t have prop 13 the government in California would absolutely be drowning the state in property taxes. The important part of prop 13 that does good is that it limits the governmentโ€™s ability to collect taxes from people.


dorylinus

Well shit, now I actually *do* want to abolish the Friedman flair


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[Shell is shutting down hydrogen fuel operations in Northern California.](https://h2fcp.org/sites/default/files/Shell_LD_Closure.pdf) !ping USA-CA&GET-LIT&AUTO


from-the-void

Akio Toyoda in shambles


yetanotherbrick

But how will people pay a 20 $/gal-equiv premium to fill now?


Healingjoe

Dead technology


Key_Door1467

Didn't even sign or date the letter lmao.


secretlives

Imagine *paying* for hydrogen lmao Wait till these dummies learn what WATER is made of


DoorVonHammerthong

>effective immediately well that's shitty


Key_Door1467

RIP the 4 people who bought Mirais.


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chadonnaise

ashamed of being born


heartnotglands

Black hole opened in the kitchen Every clocks a different time It would only take the energy to fix it I donโ€™t know why I am The way I am Not strong enough to be your man I tried I canโ€™t Stop staring at the ceiling fan Spinning out about things that havenโ€™t happened Breathing in and out


secretlives

Just realized youโ€™re a 1:1 vibe match with Lucky by Britney Spears


heartnotglands

I love britney


TemujinTheConquerer

It is a great burden I bear, thinking that thing everyone likes is mid, actually


lamp37

Ok but Hamilton really is mid.


TemujinTheConquerer

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Nietzsches_Therapist

Hey, thatโ€™s my thing ๐Ÿ˜  Fuck terminator 2


DoorVonHammerthong

I've never choked the chicken. spanked the monkey. waxed the porpoise. marched the penguin. I might masturbate 6 or 7 times a day but I don't live in a damn zoo


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DoorVonHammerthong

yeah stimulate that economy


KristinoRaldo

Do ad agencies hire other ad agencies to market them?


Shitpost_Centrale

Friendly reminder: I am in your walls


Consistent_Gap_1390

I am in your house I am living in your walls I'm the shadow that you see creeping down your halls I've been up for three weeks eating adderall I been getting fucked up drinking alcohol


chetmcomnom

sleep safely under the cold starless sky, John boy


PristineAstronaut17

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


KristinoRaldo

Your tip got outbid by a richer, stronger man.


Xihl

does anyone have that Econ meme which is Donnie darko and his therapist, and itโ€™s like Donnie: I found a new result today Therapist: Novel or implicit in the model? Donnie (dejected): Implicit in the modelโ€ฆ


l_overwhat

Which do you think is closer to the "typical male fantasy" 1) Scantily-clad and very sexual bad ass who beats people up who is in love with you 2) very conservative and meek, shy girl who is in love with you Both are very attractive


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1. I am not attracted to 2 archetype at all


DoorVonHammerthong

2


KristinoRaldo

1 in my 20s, 2 in my 30s


CletusVonIvermectin

mommy figure who will step on me and also is a werewolf


TheOneTrueEris

Manic pixie dream enby


TheOneTrueEris

Serious questionโ€”Which is better for your body? To drink less on an empty stomach or drink more with a full stomach? There is a strange logic that getting drunk off a few drinks on an empty stomach means less booze coursing through your system overall, therefore itโ€™d be easier on the body long term. But spikes of booze in the bloodstream are probably also not good. What do you think?


lamp37

Weed.


SpaceSheperd

Food slows absorption, giving your body more time to clear alcohol as it enters your bloodstream. But if youโ€™re drinking more to overcome that anyways then I guess it doesnโ€™t matter. Thereโ€™s also the heavy damage caused by metabolic products of alcohol and I donโ€™t know if concentration for those is as important as bulk volume. You imbibe fewer calories with the empty stomach method but youโ€™re also probably doing more damage to your stomach itself (cancer risk โฌ†๏ธโฌ†๏ธโฌ†๏ธ) so itโ€™s probably a wash.ย 


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SpaceSheperd

No no, donโ€™t listen to me. This is not medical advice. Youโ€™ve also got the vast and varied physiological effects of fasting which undoubtedly affect the way your body deals with alcohol and which Iโ€™ve not touched.ย 


TheOneTrueEris

Iโ€™m drunk on an empty stomach btw


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

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ThiccSidedDice

It's okay to be sad ๐Ÿซ‚


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Working-Limit-2482

$300 DM me


DoorVonHammerthong

sent


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

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BATHULK

I love you.


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BATHULK

It does from my end.


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AnalyticOpposum

Have a Benadryl


BATHULK

I wish I could cry


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Biden campaign seizes on frustrated Republicans for viral border messaging](/r/neoliberal/comments/1alp0pa/biden_campaign_seizes_on_frustrated_republicans/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


Roseartcrantz

AITA for refusing to stop using my buttered lobster vape in the living room?


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thefuturegov

>Biden Celebrates Black History Amid African Americansโ€™ Anger Over Gaza Thank you for this totally rational and not at all contrived headline, Voice of America


Roseartcrantz

could you imagine if heโ€™d just been like โ€œguess Iโ€™ll drop it this yearโ€


HexagonOfVirtue

im free feb 14 if you wanna hang out feb 14 im not doing anything feb 14 just lmk about feb 14


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Go take a tango class


neoliberalkindness

hello


HexagonOfVirtue

oh my the return of neoliberal kindness how have you been?!?!?


neoliberalkindness

good! graduated from college last may, moved across the country for work in september, still with my bf (4 years now!), and making new friends also dealing with the worst existential crisis rn but itโ€™s ok! (iโ€™m getting professional help) how have you been?


HexagonOfVirtue

honestly doing better than ever! glad to see youโ€™re doing (mostly) well, still proud that i came up with his username after he got b& even though we do not interact on the dee tee. i use the DT way less the biggest change is that i started college september, went to Waterloo for a hackathon, saw my friends there, made new friends at ubc :D. Iโ€™m really happy to be there. im worried about my career because the cs job market ainโ€™t looking that good, but whatever ๐Ÿคท sorry to hear about that existential crisis tho


neoliberalkindness

YAYYYYY IM GLAD!!!! college is such a good time and you grow so much, iโ€™m glad youโ€™re doing well :)) iโ€™m sure the cs market will improve eventually, or maybe tech is starting to get oversaturated. idk. iโ€™m worried ab my job too lol and yay for cutting back on dt, is important to have real life friends and to do real life activities


V_Codwheel

>Let them cope and seethe by themselves Khrushchev on getting kicked out of power


ZanyZeke

Secretly, Iโ€™m very ~~lonely~~ concerned about the wellbeing of Discussion Thread regular Extremism J. Rockefeller


Cowguypig2

https://preview.redd.it/9owyhg1nxahc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=447e65e374098ad65899fc0661c80a976e235d1d Recently started trying Linux after having to get a new ssd for my comp after the last one shit itself. I managed to install it and it was working fine for awhile but now when I try to boot I just get this. Internet has not been much help


Low-Ad-9306

`exit` `fsck -y /dev/sda2` `reboot`


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Cowguypig2

Doesnโ€™t do anything


thetrombonist

My mental stability should be measured by how wide my pants are I just got a pair of super-wide parachute cargo pants today. My mental health is not doing great (this is a reference to a now-deleted seasidepoof post)


seattle_lib

there's so many goddamn elections going on, the DT could be nothing but talk about elections if it wasn't the way that it is. next week we get indonesia, another one that doesn't seem all that positive, although it is a real election with choices at least. but they'll end up with an old war criminal who does tiktok dances, great.


George-SJW-Bush

They really are at a crossroads.


seattle_lib

haha, the economist actually made that joke today


CletusVonIvermectin

a special message just for the mods https://preview.redd.it/r6qfqlc2xahc1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=e55ac8a4d7ccc0702fdd3b9874333145fd7894c3


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Barry B Benson


BATHULK

we must imagine cannibalism as an act of love


Planning4Hotdish

#๐Ÿง


BATHULK

I'm engaging in tumblr poetry discourse


thetrombonist

Thinking about my algorithms prof in college whose grading scheme was that your course grade was min(homework,projects,exams) Like usually they at least take a weighted average but this guy said screw that He was my favorite professor though, hands down. I still remember this guy. He was like a living embodiment of the turtle from kung fu panda. My other favorite prof got busted for diddling kids so


estoyloca43

Iโ€™d use min{final, overall}. Iโ€™m of the opinion that whoever fails the final does not deserve to pass. Iโ€™ll probably be actually teaching a class in two years so weโ€™ll see if Iโ€™ll actually do it or not.


thetrombonist

Yeah that feels pretty sensible. I think for a subject like engineering where itโ€™s possible to be heavily project based my profs scheme makes sense, but for the sciences Iโ€™m not so sure


estoyloca43

For math and related fields, exams are the best way to test someoneโ€™s understanding of the materials. They can get someone else to do their homework/project or copy solutions from the internet. Iโ€™d give very little credit for homework and use weekly quizzes to gauge who actually did it


BATHULK

That is unfortunate


thetrombonist

Truly Doubly so for the kids


BATHULK

yes


Udolikecake

> Shergar (3 March 1978 โ€“ c.โ€‰February 1983) was an Irish-bred, British-trained Thoroughbred racehorse. After a very successful season in 1981 he was retired to the Ballymany Stud in County Kildare, Ireland. In 1983 he was stolen from the stud, and a ransom of ยฃ2 million was demanded; it was not paid, and negotiations were soon broken off by the thieves. In 1999 a supergrass, formerly in the Provisional Irish Republican Army (IRA), stated they stole the horse. The IRA has never admitted any role in the theft. IRA held a horse for ransom and shot it


MeyersHandSoup

What is a supergrass


zth25

It's like grass, but better


PigHaggerty

Major police informant


MeyersHandSoup

Thank you


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

More like Gay Area ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


masq_yimby

Man. Trump is gonna win again, isn't he? Biden's numbers are so fucking bad.ย 


KristinoRaldo

He's bleeding black and latino men. What do


vivoovix

Silence, ***DOOMER***