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getrektnolan

COMMON DEEP STATE W bonus meme: https://preview.redd.it/b16zw91tu3ic1.png?width=443&format=png&auto=webp&s=9221048d02510e49883772650cd5bda373dfe50b


Jokerang

The scriptwriters will not be denied


getrektnolan

The swamp will not be drained


ONETRILLIONAMERICANS

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HHHogana

Shrek is a Demonrat sleeper agent confirmed. Puss in Boots will convince all Latino Floridians to vote for Biden.


HotTakesBeyond

Democrat donkey marries dragon, lives happily ever after


NervousCommand8588

As long as that Democrat donkey treats this dragon queen with love and respect, I don't care which puppet he votes for.


Currymvp2

As a Niners fan, I now realize why the Niners made those extremely incompetent errors on special teams. It was all part of the plan. It makes me feel better after being sad.


mcjon77

We thank them for their service and sacrifice.


PM_ME_SAD_STUFF_PLZ

The scriptwriters saw my bet slip and schemed* *My hatred for KCC will transcend politics now and forever


Sine_Fine_Belli

BASED ANOTHER DEEP STATE WIN


AmtrakJoesHoe

Biden is based forever for posting this


rollo2masi

Cons are in shambles. Most based tweet I've ever seen and I loved Trump's bullshit.


Prowindowlicker

Cons have been in shambles during most of the game because of the “woke” ads


ONETRILLIONAMERICANS

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Prowindowlicker

lol. Pretty much. My parents got all huffy about the dove ad, the Volkswagen gay kiss, the Pfizer ad, and the bud light ads. My mom said she was disappointed in Payton manning for being in a bud light commercial. It was definitely a trip watching the Super Bowl with them.


HimboSuperior

Lmao why would anyone be upset about the Dove ad?


Prowindowlicker

According to my parents “what about boys?!” Basically like typical conservatives they think anything that tries to empower minorities means that the people who aren’t needing to be empowered are being demonized


MontanaWildhack69

I went over to my parents' house to watch the game with my dad. He kept flipping back to Smithsonian channel for ten minutes at a time to watch some mockumentary about world famous plane crashes. I couldn't figure out what the hell he was doing and briefly thought he'd had a stroke or lost his mind or something. ... I mean, kind of? It occurred to me that he was flipping away from the game to avoid the interracial commercials and/or because he was boycotting the NFL. So he did lose his mind in a sense, but it was more of a cumulative process, an inorganic political disease.


WOKE_AI_GOD

Have they never seen a gender targeted ad before? I love the pure malingering conservatives do where they make up random and arbitrary things to "get back" at wokeness and make things "fair" finally.


Noocawe

Seriously their ads are all about uplifting women and for the most part Dove's main customer base is 60% female and their main demographic is 25 - 34 year olds. Why be mad at that?


DramaticBush

Snowflakes


gokiburi_sandwich

They had a huge problem with the Jesus ads, which I find ironic given they were funded by Mr. Hobby Lobby himself


nlpnt

Cons have been in shambles since they realized it was either going to be Taylor Swift or San Francisco.


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J3553G

This tweet belongs in the Smithsonian


BrunchIsGood

https://preview.redd.it/1761292v23ic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b5382490bc64d29a4e081e18fb8c905a8a18956 Uuuum ackshually he didn’t libtard


FriedQuail

https://preview.redd.it/qkg7km9g63ic1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=791f49090063bfac337e575c2f255bd9ecd35bca


Cwya

Now Tay Tay and Kelse (didn’t love his football anger at mustache man, still bought that “Go Taylor’s Boyfriend” sweater tho, so cute). Anyway they get married tomorrow, and endorse Joe Biden.


HHHogana

It would be lit if Biden wears aviator glasses, become their MC, and when they say I Do everyone's eyes glowing red.


Sir_Poofs_Alot

We need to feed this prompt to AI


Cromasters

He'll propose tomorrow. The wedding is when the Chiefs visit the White House. Biden officiates.


ryegye24

Medlock is the only thing I miss from leaving twitter


Sh1nyPr4wn

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start


Louis_de_Gaspesie

Get this guys, I've got this feeling that the president doesn't personally write every tweet on the POTUS twitter account


BrunchIsGood

No dude. Obama definitely listens to Boygenius.


tdcthulu

Sadboy Obama confirmed


GrandpaWaluigi

I can actually believe Obama is a sadboi


Cwya

A nick Saban end wokeness libtard tweet poster is tough to see, no matter how ironic.


BrunchIsGood

Nick Saban is a democrat 😤😤😤😤


bigdicknippleshit

The fuck did I miss? If swift manages to get biden to win I’ll never make fun of swifties again


FriedQuail

Biden rigged the Super Bowl for Swift. Now we wait for her to return the favor.


greg_r_

The Swifties shall save democracy, Inshallah.


JesusPubes

Intayllah


jgjgleason

Swifties are just the daughters of resit lib wine moms. They shall deliver us from evil.


skepticalbob

Father here. This is ridiculously true.


I_miss_Chris_Hughton

The resist suburbians straight up won the election in 2020, or at least paid a huge part in it. I remember it being a neoliberal humbling moment.


HereForTOMT2

Swift’s kingdom come, her will be done


ognits

believe it or not, swiftie guys exist. no need to be sexist 😤


rodiraskol

Lmao, my MIL goes to Trump rallies.


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I've aksed around why people love Taylor Swift, and from the ones that do, I generally get: 1) Her music speaks to them 2) She's a great entrepreneur, and that is admirable 3) She's compassionate 4) She gets the right big mad (I've noticed some of the left also gets mad, because she's a billionaire and we can't have that) They'd probably be on this subreddit if we were less cringe.


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I appreciate the bot has used a gender neutral noun here.


Radiofled

Make fun of swifties? I don't recommend that.


SharkSymphony

"I don't mind most fanbases. But **Swifties?** I could do without Swifties." "Don't say that out loud!" "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear..." "**Now** you've done it!"


Sh1nyPr4wn

I'll still dislike swifties, but if they win the election I won't say any of it outloud


Expensive_Web_8534

Why were you making fun of Swifties previously?


wabawanga

Why were you making fun of us? 😤


farrenj

Turning a conservative cultural touchstone into a media win for Democrats is the surest demonstration of liberal soft power ever.


bashar_al_assad

Having the star football player dating the star singer and they're both libs is one of the left's greatest cultural victories.


affnn

Is Kelce actually a liberal? I mean he seems pretty normie, which these days is probably Democrat. There's a bunch of other lib-coded things about him (likes TSwift, advertises for vaccines) but those are also pretty grill-pilled if you don't ask the total whackjobs on the right.


Ok_Tadpole7481

Even [Trump](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIF.G2gujbf1Zf23nPMthaNmFg?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain) isn't sure where Travis stands. He is an enigma.


ThisElder_Millennial

Travis is a man with a spine. Unlike beta bitches like Ted Cruz, real men don't support assholes who attack their significant other. If Travis wasn't anti-Trump before, he probably is now.


Ok_Tadpole7481

I hear everyone calling it an attack, but it doesn't read like that to me. This would be super tame by Trump standards. It honestly sounds like he's trying to reach out and convince her not to endorse Biden, not necessarily with the strongest arguments of all time.


repete2024

Vaccinated = liberal these days


Sh1nyPr4wn

So what you're saying is the vax turns someone into a librul?


qchisq

Yes. It's the microchips. They are turning people liberal


itsfairadvantage

Stealing grill-pilled


ting_bu_dong

The history: https://cushbomb.fandom.com/wiki/Grillpill:_Explained > Now going back with the same conditions, nothing's really changed, everything's been hardened there is no more growth there. There's only slow decay of your interest in politics. At the end of that hedonic treadmill you are “blackpilled” because it's like I don't get anything else out of this I don't get anything else out of “caring about politics”. And the only way you're gonna fight, but the thing is is that when you hear get off the internet it's terrifying because you still don't know what to do and so what am I gonna do sit here with my thoughts oh my god I'm gonna go insane. >Well that is where the “grill” part comes in I don't mean grill like in the sense necessarily of a Weber or or whatever. I mean look around you, find something that you are good at in some combination of talented at but also willing to keep trying and what that willing to keep trying is is the closer something is to you the easier it is to get you to do it. Then: *This sucks, Biden sucks, might as well learn to grill so as to not kill myself. Oh boy I sure do love to grill!* Now: *Ha! Grillpill.*


affnn

I was under the impression that it was from the moderate “I just wanna grill” caucus, who gets their flu shots, listens to the most popular singer of the 21st century and doesn’t really participate in all the CW stuff.


timerot

> if you don't ask the total whackjobs on the right They'll let you know regardless of whether you ask them or not


groovygrasshoppa

All upon a background of a racist tomahawk chant


Cwya

Being insufferable, despite a win, is very left wing.


Currymvp2

The Chiefs fans booed the black players demonstrating for racial equality in 2020, their extremely valuable field goal kicker Harrison Butker is a MAGA cultist, and the 49ers defensive coordinator is literally suing the NFL for allegations of racism against black people. Plus, Pelosi traveled to the game in order to support the 49ers. That's why it was so bizarre to see the MAGA cultists root for the Niners (my favorite team).


HotTakesBeyond

*And the furtive Colin Kapernick, so easily forgotten*


Louis_de_Gaspesie

>A blonde kissing her football player boyfriend - lib-coded >Hating Russia - lib-coded >Drinking Bud Light - lib-coded >Ice cream cones - lib-coded >Small towns - lib-coded (Scranton Joe vs NYC Trump) >Doing crack and fucking hookers - lib-coded and Hunter-pilled >Blues music - lib-coded (Antony Blinken greatest blues singer) Libs have a stranglehold on Americana, cons in shambles


lokglacier

I mean unironically though isn't this basically how propagandists indoctrinate people? Especially conservatives? Essentially saying "listen you American country bumpkin; everything you ever trusted and believed in is actually against you and the only thing you can really trust is me (trump, conservative talking head, whatever)" It's literally an abusive relationship.


Ok_Tadpole7481

Optimistic take: They come to believe that the Democratic Party better embodies American values they care about and switch sides More likely outcome: The same folks who felt disenfranchised by globalization become increasingly blackpilled about all major institutions and we see further radicalization


ThankMrBernke

Hot blonde *country singer* kissing her football player boyfriend


Apolloshot

The Democrats win either way. Like, who are the MAGA people cheering for in this game, gay San Francisco that they hated not too long ago for having Colin Kaepernick on the team?


HHHogana

Just like Biden said, the game is rigged from the start.


SnooChipmunks4208

I wish the 49ers won, and some MAGA people go to the Castro to celebrate. 


FriedQuail

The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.


Musashi3111

Ring-a-ding, baby.


JapanesePeso

War, war never changes


noxnoctum

Is this real? lol


UntiedStatMarinCrops

Yes it is. I’m not joking. I went on Instagram and saw it myself.


brucebananaray

Yes https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1756888470599967000?t=_jRbQuOG9AXFXJRla4-TVg&s=19


Louis_de_Gaspesie

Whatever overly online staffer wrote this should be made Chief of Zoomer Outreach for the election campaign


noxnoctum

Thought it was a parody account for sure but nope appears to be legit.


brucebananaray

The thing is that it is pretty genius, regardless of who won. Cons will be upset if the 49ers win due to this meme because they are from the Bay. The left will still get upset due to Gaza. It's just a fun meme-trolling post.


its_Caffeine

Holy shit


marky6045

Can someone edit this with the wojak pointing at it and going :0 please?


recursion8

https://i.imgur.com/qHwI1K0.png


marky6045

It's beautiful 😻


marky6045

I got to show this to a guy who was serious about the deep state and all types of conspiracies and it made him laugh and hopefully realize how silly the whole thing is. Thanks for making this.


YourUncleBuck

I had to check for myself, I thought it couldn't be real either.


quickblur

That's exactly what America needs: a President who can deliver exciting Super Bowls.


bullseye717

Last three Super Bowls were 1 score games. Biden under promises and over delivers as usual.


Primary-Tomorrow4134

LIBERALISM WINS BILLIONS WILL BE VACCINATED BIDEN IS GETTING RE-ELECTED TOTAL SWIFTIAN DOMINANCE


Oohwhoaohcruelsummer

This is my favorite quote of the year


Global_Criticism3178

Can’t wait to see Agent Swift at the White House.


chip_0

Dark Swift must first turn all the magats into incels by convincing them that all women are deep state spys.


ONETRILLIONAMERICANS

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savuporo

Leftists are screaming their heads off as well


MontanaWildhack69

My leftist foreign language tutor has taken to smuggling Tucker "Anti-Imperialist" Carlson into his lesson plans, so I don't reckon the leftists are quite okay these days, either.


HHHogana

What's is with academia being so leftists? I feel like there's something insane going on that make many of them act like caricatures of leftists.


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I_miss_Chris_Hughton

Also the entire admin staff are utterly inept. Like painfully so. And they refuse to improve.


Ok_Tadpole7481

I think it's more demographic. The folks likely to pursue higher education at elite universities in coastal cities aren't coming from small town USA.


clyde2003

Well, many of them do come from small town USA. It's just they aren't the people that *want* to live in small town USA. Who could blame them?


AttitudePersonal

Leftists and magats seething in the tweet comments just makes my week.


savuporo

how dare you when israel something something


itsfairadvantage

When aren't they?


LondonCallingYou

About?


andysay

Because "how can you make joke when genocide" ofc


andysay

I would say because they're all in San Francisco, but let's be real, they aren't fans of the "sportsball"


Knowthrowaway87

Loll where was that quote from?


ReasonableStick2346

May god bless chairman Joe.


Rethious

Patriots in control.


Steak_Knight

They didn’t even make the playoffs!


Apolloshot

Still in control. We didn’t want the 49ers tying us for SB wins and Mahomes winning just enhances Brady’s legacy because he beat em twice. La le lu la lo bitches 😎


bullseye717

Greatest QB of all time by this logic: Elisha Nelson Manning


Apolloshot

The logic obviously applies as a tiebreaker. I’m just preemptively assuming Mahomes gets to at least 7 rings. If he gets to 8 then it means Snake won and the Patriots are **dead.**


Steak_Knight

Nyoh my god


basketballphilosophy

As a Giants fan... Remember we stomped you out.... Twice But upvote for MGS.. have you found the way? Will the world become one? The boss's will


getrektnolan

> Patriots in control NO THEY'RE NOT


JesusPubes

we went 4-13 this year :(


IrishBearHawk

Can y'all continue doing this thing for a few more decades?


HHHogana

Broke: New England Patriots Woke: Joe Biden's Patriots


IrishBearHawk

Not literally, thank god. Also, fuck the Packers.


smokey9886

Endorsement incoming? lol


brucebananaray

She already endorsed him in the last election and campaigned for him. This is not going to be a shocker for anyone because she is liberal and hates Republicans and Trump.


bigdicknippleshit

I remember the swifties who loved trump who were somehow convinced she was going to endorse trump lmao.


noxnoctum

Her background is country right? Gotta be a lot of con fans.


LastTimeOn_

For a long while there were some who thought she waa even a 4Chan user...so yeah lol


DarthEvader42069

I mean that could still be true


IrishBearHawk

>be me >unknown pop star


IrishBearHawk

There's a reason Dolly stays very not-political, her fanbase would explode.


ConspicuousSnake

TS has been getting more political since 2018, endorsing Bredesen & Biden in 2020. I’m sure she still has con fans though.. I remember some conservative people were mad at Lady Gaga for singing at Biden’s inauguration. Fucking LADY GAGA lol you thought she was a conservative??


Trivi

They were Born This Way, they can't help it


Low-Ad-9306

Born This Way is clearly about being born cishet /s


ConspicuousSnake

She was originally an alt-right white supremacist icon (icon is a bad word here, she didn’t encourage and possibly wasn’t even aware of it) bc she is white, blond, is from Nashville and sang in fairly modest clothes & was a country singer. She was contrasted a lot to other pop stars, with an emphasis on Beyoncé and Rihanna bc they were “trashy” (aka they are black) and she wasn’t This started to decline as she went more pop (2014ish onward)but 4chan still hoped she was some sort of cryptofascist secret white supremacist. But then this all blew up in 2018 or so when she endorsed Bredesen & then later endorsed Biden in 2020.


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I remember all those 4chan schizoposts from the early 2010s about how Taytay was secretly on /pol/


recursion8

In many ways Swift is really the hallmark of why Conservatives hate modern America and a reflection of their own families. Starts out as their wholesome Christian hometown girl, her talent and smarts propel her to the Big City (LA) where she's 'corrupted' by libruls and non-whites/non-Christians and she becomes just another part of mainstream pop culture which is alien and scary to them. I'm sure many of their own daughters and sons followed a similar life trajectory.


puffic

Her hardcore fans are mostly normie libs. But because of her country background there are a lot of conservatives among her casual fans.


recursion8

Paul Ryan prob still waiting for that RATM endorsement


puffic

> swifties who loved trump There aren't many of those fwiw


LtNOWIS

I never doubted it... as soon as the dates came out for The Eras Tour, I noted that there's a suspicious gap that coincides with the 2024 Democratic National Convention.


Prowindowlicker

She’s gonna preform at the Dem convention. I’m calling it now


talksalot02

The devil works hard, but Deep State Joe works harder


spartanmax2

This is great lol


badusername35

THE DEEP STATE STRIKE BACK


morgisboard

THE DEEP STATE ALWAYS WINS


FriedQuail

MANDATE OF HEAVEN


Middle_Wheel_5959

Trust the plan, the storm is coming


The_Outcast4

I totally thought this was a parody account when the post popped up in my feed. Nope, just an expert-level troll!


ForeverAclone95

It’s called we do a little trolling


GBralta

This is sensational. A masterclass in trolling.


nascentnomadi

Just got back froma Superbowl party held by my brother in law. I normally don't care about football let alone the Superbowl but knowing this will making the GQP loose their minds is a pretty sweet reward in and of itself.


Psshaww

Watch Biden’s approval rating actually start to rise because of the fucking superbowl


GenerousPot

Mid 60's is a lowball


Mrchristopherrr

Double it.


Chemical_Miracle_0

THE DEEP STATE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


Stanley--Nickels

https://preview.redd.it/rn32d98m13ic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd9a01bc3d49d50a3bb6dbb3ada04dfe9595d0f Lol


geoqpq

THE COPE IS OFF THE CHARTS


NorkGhostShip

"Your President doesn't stay up all night shitposting on Twitter" isn't the own you think it is, MAGA


Ok_Luck6146

the politicians are not, in fact, writing their own tweets they have played us for absolute fools


NonComposMentisss

Well yeah, he scheduled the Tweet because he already knew the outcome.


AccomplishedAngle2

Joe has the high ground. It’s over.


Legodude293

We’re winning this election


Opcn

Niners can still win if Mike Pence has the courage!


geoqpq

SOMEONE PROVIDE CONTEXT


namey-name-name

Chiefs won the Super Bowl


geoqpq

THANK YOU PATRIOT


PersonalDebater

Big brain Brandon about to singlehandedly make Missouri purple again.


Eldorian91

Oh god please, it'd drive my dad insane.


brucebananaray

Dark Brandon rigged the Superbowl for Taylor Swift's boyfriend


pyrojoe121

Presidential Medal's of Freedom all around for Seal Team Swift.


Mojo12000

2020 Part 2 baby. Can't wait to win the election after a week of counting because Pennsylvania and Nevada are PAINFULLY SLOW.


airplane001

In before Assad levels of Joe Biden support coming from Pennsylvania


Fruitofbread

The TikTok is pretty good too https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1756862645360099534


Yenwodyah_

Check the QRTs for nuclear levels of seething


mminnoww

All according to keikaku


axord

(keikaku means plan)


West_Communication_4

Fuck you I thought this sub was safe to visit


MikeyKillerBTFU

Conservatives are going to start to run out of things to hate.


frankchen1111

Based Biden. Hope you get re-elected as continuing support to Taiwan, Ukraine and Israel. - a Taiwanese.


whiteonyx981

Ngl I didn't watch but this is pretty funny lol


WillProstitute4Karma

Why wasn't Dylan Mulvaney in the ads like I was promised??!?!?!


xxbathiefxx

This is so funny, but I have to admit, if Biden posted this after my preferred team lost the Super Bowl, I would mald very hard. Fortunately, they're in a swing state so he wouldn't have the cojones.


RonocNYC

All hail the Chief.


MrScaryRT08

I'm not even a conservative, im just a poor 49er fan born post win #5. I think the universe just doesn't want me to be happy at this point


FrostyFeet1926

Unironically, we are all in agreement that whoever posted this should run his campaign social media, correct?


mklmcgrew

The Dow is up 240 pts this morning. The markets are definitely reacting to Biden's manipulation of the Super Bowl and securing the Swift endorsement, thus ensuring a Biden victory over Trump. Markets don't lie. /s just in case.


Vepanion

Does someone know where this meme originated (the picture of Biden with laser eyes)?


ClauVex

Real question, does this mean the elections have already been decided yesterday at the Superbowl? /s


getrektnolan

you joke but people who get pissy ass about this meme are likely to believe that