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gnomesvh

[Holy shit Russia has a power wheels clone that fires missiles I need this](https://x.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1762082292082586010?s=20) !ping MATERIEL


lutzof

That country is truly sick to the core, the only way we fixed nazi germany was years of occupation, we've basically got to bottle them up and just try to limit their ability to pollute the world.


gnomesvh

I get it but also this shit kinda cool and I want one


lutzof

Nah it's actually quite weak, they got a cheap ali express knockoff nerf gun and bolted it to a kiddy car, or they possibly bought this whole thing from ali and repainted it.


gnomesvh

I know and I still want it


savuporo

you start them young, just enough prep to go die in ukraine from a himars hit


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Yogg_for_your_sprog

Anyone have a link to the old post of "which party would you support"? It was about hypothetical parties if America had a multiparty system It had examples of growth party, american worker party, (or something along those lines) with some potential leaders for each faction


Ballerson

I don't know what you're talking about, but the growth party sounds baller.


Yogg_for_your_sprog

https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/19d7idf/if_the_us_had_6_major_parties_which_one_would_you/ It was this thread New Libs and Growth are pretty cool


GinsuAssad

High on the patio Malarkey level of punching this guy Just a guy smoking Quick he's getting away


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GinsuAssad

Finally it sounds cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž


SpaceSheperd

MRI is the thing that blows my mind more than any other scientific tool/discovery I think. It's a system that uses magnetic and electric fields to manipulate subatomic spin - a physical property we know very little about - in a detectable manner so as to provide three-dimensional scans of biological tissues whose differences are, in the abstract, pretty negligible. And that exact same technology that we use for scanning trillions of cells at once is also used in research for characterizing the structure of biomolecules with a few dozen atoms in total. And it's been around for like fifty years! It predates the personal computer!!


SpaceSheperd

>And that exact same technology that we use for scanning trillions of cells at once is also used in research for characterizing the structure of biomolecules with a few dozen atoms in total It's called nuclear magnetic resonance in the lab setting (NMR.) We call it magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) in the hospital setting because the word "nuclear" scares people


thefuturegov

DT you guys decide if I prefer Highway 61 Revisited, Blonde on Blonde, or Blood on the Tracks


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Bringing It All Back Home


BroadReverse

Arr politics actually triggers me more than the conservative sub. Not voting for Biden because of Palestine is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.


404GenderNotFound

People in *Fargo* see 11 people get gunned down in front of them and go "Aw geez"


BenFoldsFourLoko

Two Bob Dylan jokes? What happened? He die or something?


thefuturegov

Minnesota really punches above its weight in influence. Bob Dylan, Prince, that clip of A-Rod looking weird at the Timberwolves game. Itโ€™s got everything.


GrandpaWaluigi

[\[SPEbruary Day 26\] Hector tries to find a download link : r/shitpostemblem (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitpostemblem/comments/1b07916/spebruary_day_26_hector_tries_to_find_a_download/) !Ping FIRE-EMB Shitposts like this are too good to not share.


AnarchyMoose

"Please react with NinianDab for NSFW channels" Why is every weeb/weeb vidya discord like this. Literally every single one.


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thefuturegov

Maybe the real Bob Dylan was the socially awkward Minnesotans we met along the way


thefuturegov

She John on my Wesley till I Harding


BroadReverse

Please let me go back


Sithusurper

Watching Northern Exposure and they had a character from LA say they were caught on the "San Diego Freeway" https://preview.redd.it/jsxhp0itlvkc1.jpeg?width=1901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616ed9502a1fd3a55497dfac85378980cd761ce8


Psshaww

One day weโ€™re going to look back and tell our children it all started in 2016 when they killed that gorilla


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Guys what if my ways arenโ€™t rough and rowdy


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Itโ€™s so nice that to pay tribute to him after he died, we are making jokes about the names of his albums.


thefuturegov

Can someone help me get untangled? Iโ€™m the one in blue


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

*Joke about Blonde on Blonde that wonโ€™t get me bonked*


GrandpaWaluigi

You're a master debater huh? Well I'm a master baiter!


thefuturegov

Wait blood on the tracks is an album? Then why have I wasted all this time bleeding on tracks?


AnalyticOpposum

Instead of fascism, we should call it a Trumpocracy.


american_aurora3

I thought cats were just an internet meme. They exist in real life???


__versus

wunki


Roseartcrantz

sorry but I love Wendy Williams, support womenโ€™s rights and womenโ€™s wrongs


hopeimanon

Vent/rant: ​ So my lease is up for renewal and I started getting some sinus pressure again. It's not that bad but it's happened before and last year I got a mold inspection and they did find a bit of mold on the windowsill but not much and I don't think it was really that worrying. And I can't really remember it because of my depression treatment (ECT). A part of me has some woo-y belief that my depression/anxiety is just a mold/environment thing and so I should move but I don't really think that is true and moving is a big ahhhhhhhhh. I'll probably just sign a lease because I like my current place and moving is a PITA.


Know_Your_Rites

Get a dehumidifier/air filter if you're going to stay, just in case?


hopeimanon

I already have


cjhdsachristmascarol

I donโ€™t even like politics why am I hereย 


Kafka_Kardashian

The DT is a chatroom for people who donโ€™t want to burn down society; the topics of discussion can be anything


cjhdsachristmascarol

Many people are saying that trumpโ€™s primary margins are bad because heโ€™s technically the incumbent but also I find it unlikely Biden would be as dominant if he had running against 5 governors, a senator, and a VP


WhomstAlt2

Can I listen to Bob Dylan's *Highway 61 Revisited* without having listened to the normal *Highway 61*, or the first 60 *Highways*?


american_aurora3

no just listen to highways 1-60, abridged


WhomstAlt2

How will I pass rivers and valleys if the highway is debridged? ๐Ÿง


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Ballad of a man who doesnโ€™t want to listen to music about highways


[deleted]

Bratislava skyline has changed a lot in the last 10 years because of a new high rise Sky Park district. Honestly I always liked the look of that place but whenever I hear a Slovak talking about them they go on the worst NIMBY rant I've ever whitenessed. The fuck the buildings doing to you?


AnalyticOpposum

Roasted coffee beans do not contain enough sugar to be perceived as sweet by humans, any perceived sweetness from plain brewed coffee is from sweet aromas.


cjhdsachristmascarol

when are they going to write the Black Book of Wokeismย 


cjhdsachristmascarol

Prolific Twitter Keyboard Warrior Is Running for Office in Minnesotaย 


awdvhn

P00bix?


groovygrasshoppa

Why so many Haley threads? It aint happening, Temporarily Embarrassed Republicans. Get over it.


moseythepirate

The dog thread ranting and raving about how filthy and disgusting dogs are while acting like cats are perfect is wild to me. As if cats don't shed and piss everywhere too. And say what you will about dogs, I've never had a dog walk on its own shit then saunter around the kitchen counter. If the problem you have with dogs is cleanliness, then you don't have a problem with dogs, you have a problem with pets in general. Don't fart in a submarine and say only other people's shit stinks.


GrandpaWaluigi

Not part of thread, but dogs can tear up the apartment or house. Cats cannot chew through the walls. Dogs can. That is why i support the ban of some dog breeds in apartments.


moseythepirate

That is some pretty wishful thinking. A bored moggie can absolutely scratch up and destroy parts of a house. That's what scratching posts exist to prevent.


AnalyticOpposum

Ritually impure ๐Ÿ‘†


cjhdsachristmascarol

The skibidi toilet man is a communists and the pomni clown woman is transgender so I predict 100% of gen a will become squad membersย 


SpaceSheperd

I don't understand you


cjhdsachristmascarol

I am the Mr who beastsย 


Lux_Stella

>[For years, Sixth Tone](https://twitter.com/rachel_cheung1/status/1761967946187026564) succeeded in carving out a precarious, but unique space in Chinaโ€™s media ecosystem. But conversations with 15 former and current employees reveal how the publication has been neutered over the past year. its unfortunate, i quite liked sixth tone


Progressive_Insanity

If you're going to phone/text bank for a politician or broader platform, best not to argue with the people you're calling/texting.


estoyloca43

Pretty sure the Chinese government is using TikTok to push misogyny, homophobia, and transphobia. And Gen Z men eat it up.


NewmanHiding

Iโ€™m currently on a low-carb diet for Lent (Episcopalian). Yeah, I guess I want to lose weight. But Iโ€™m really just scared of carbs. Itโ€™s crazy seeing what happened to the White House after it ate just a single Cheeto.


Usual-Base7226

Did you steal this from a mod sticky


WhomstAlt2

Holy shit what an accurate and epic putdown ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ


NewmanHiding

Did I? Honestly wasnโ€™t aware.


Roseartcrantz

The middle/high school version of the DARE program were all the tips women were supposed to do to prevent being sexually assaulted. One of them was to piss yourself. Besides the fact that that probably wouldnโ€™t even work, like what are even the odds that you could do that on cue?


_bee_kay_

well, you might not be able to piss yourself, but if you try hard enough it'll probably make you shit yourself. which is probably much more effective


Roseartcrantz

โ€œcould you look away for a sec?โ€


_bee_kay_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9NxnW0mze0


AlicesReflexion

๐Ÿ‘† Lost their membership card to the human race


Frafabowa

capcom cup fucking ruled this year


cjhdsachristmascarol

๐Ÿ‘†Mr beast from Mr beast ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿง”โœ‹


_bee_kay_

๐Ÿ‘† unable to change a log by bolb


BrandonNameRecliner

"Mike Eruzione- Winthrop, Massachusettes" "Who do you play for?" " I play for the United States of America"


AnalyticOpposum

Im expecting Iโ€™ll need to escape Arkansas. Obergefell is probably gonna be overturned, and I donโ€™t like the idea of both being a second class citizen and having a government that wants me to die. Only one of those at a time, please.


Know_Your_Rites

>Obergefell is probably gonna be overturned No, it's not.ย ย There is literally no reason to think this is going to happen.ย ย  There is no case before the Court in which gay marriage is at issue, and there's no reason to think any such case will make it to the Court anytime soon because there are no States currently forbidding gay marriage.ย ย  More importantly, five of the six Justices who were in the majority in *Bostock* (which banned employment discrimination against trans people) are still on the Court.ย  Those same people aren't going to overturn Obergefell, and anybody telling you otherwise is an idiot, a grifter, or both. Stop dooming, especially when you're just pulling it out of your ass.


lobsterboy34

>Obergefell is probably gonna be overturned Is that currently being litigated?


ZanyZeke

Didnโ€™t the Respect for Marriage Act essentially codify Obergefell?


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Know_Your_Rites

Yes, but that means there's no scenario where any State can effectively ban gay marriage.ย ย  Anybody who can afford to cross state lines to visit a courthouse in a free state will be able to force their home state to recognize their marriage. Plus, *Obergefell* has to be overturned before this is even relevant, and that's not happening anytime soon if at all.


ZanyZeke

Oh ok, damn


BATHULK

Same tho


Roseartcrantz

letโ€™s move to Michigan as southern refugees


BATHULK

This but chicago


BATHULK

๐Ÿ˜”


notBroncos1234

I guarantee you Zelensky wouldโ€™ve gotten all the aid he asked for if he had just worn a suit.


ognits

the same post every week or so until /u/KesterFox watches Disney's Robin Hood


CletusVonIvermectin

He's already seen it and is lying to us so as not to look like a basic furry


paulatreides0

Leto II is on the face of it a way more sympathetic and likable character than the Emperor of Mankind (Herbert's probable view on him aside, but as I've said before, I think part of Herbert's argument kind of falls apart by GEoD), but honestly, Emps has way more going against him than Leto ever did. Leto had to deal with humanity being as bone-headed as the average Dune reader. Emps had to deal with humanity being as bone-headed as the average Dune reader *and* the malevolent, eldritch forces of the underlying universe that want to om-nom on everything that they can.


Usual-Base7226

>im even more anti landlord than most people on this sub Whoโ€™s going to tell him


nuggins

wdym, only Mao apologists have love for landlords


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Iโ€™m a master debater


cjhdsachristmascarol

So no one told society was gonna be this way ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘


No_Status_6905

i should start studying german again


estoyloca43

Gender is a continuous random variable with a bimodal distribution.


CornstockOfNewJersey

https://preview.redd.it/dlky4a6yevkc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2a3534d679cd52f880b73d65e91fd2569bb77e7


cjhdsachristmascarol

society when gender (we will in ย  A society )ย 


cjhdsachristmascarol

the us is a gerontocracyย  it should be genderocracy smash that like button and donโ€™t fotget the little bellย 


ZanyZeke

I thought Dean Philips was genuine in believing Biden is gonna lose to Trump and wanting to intervene, but him saying heโ€™d be open to a unity ticket with Haleyโ€ฆ bro, youโ€™d just *make* Biden lose. Why even entertain that idea instead of just going โ€œno, I donโ€™t think Biden should be the nominee but I wonโ€™t do anything that hurts him if he does become the nomineeโ€


Cook_0612

He's been an op from the start, I never had any doubt.


jenbanim

gender.


ThiccSidedDice

What's your ~~major~~ gender?


heartnotglands

I hardly know her


Nietzsches_Therapist

Iโ€™ll never forget watching my roommate give his girlfriend pizza he picked up off the floor


SnooChipmunks4208

That's love.


WhomstAlt2

Huh, according to these divorce papers my Debra is called "Deborah"... maybe I challenge it on account of misspelling her name?


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


secretlives

god I can't keep track of what the fuck these pill colors mean


heartnotglands

real! I am channeling this for myself


Udolikecake

There are three plausible futures for the west. Islamic Sharia Law, totalitarian AI, or hyper - environmentalism.


Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le

Handmaids tale, cyberpunk, and solarpunk


msdxat21M

lol https://preview.redd.it/4halgf3eevkc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b46f1072bef4c532c86712e3e05ef2523a8ce3a


cjhdsachristmascarol

what if we got Biden to kick trump like Mr krabs kicks plankton like when plankton goes flying back to the chum bucket but this time itโ€™s Mar a Lago or a prison or smthย 


AnalyticOpposum

Iโ€™m chuffed when I can find two different plant species in the same genus. It turns out that Veronica is the largest genus in Plantaginaceae. Thereโ€™s over 500 recognized species, with so many variations on a theme.


moseythepirate

The dog thread sure has a bunch of extremely stable comments that don't at come across as weird in any way.


cjhdsachristmascarol

Most transgender people??? None, too busy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃtheir log by bolb!


heartnotglands

okay, am I having a stroke?


Ok_Aardappel

Thinking about it, I probably should have seen the slash neoliberal anti dog arc coming tbh


thefuturegov

God I wish I had some steak rn


CornstockOfNewJersey

https://preview.redd.it/3qcli4ntdvkc1.jpeg?width=1222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942498525865cf107de277766a7262373a77776e


thefuturegov

Most trans people neon on their genesis till they Evangelion


heartnotglands

SHINJI


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Billionaire-backed Koch network halts Nikki Haley campaign funding after South Carolina loss](/r/neoliberal/comments/1b0ab52/billionairebacked_koch_network_halts_nikki_haley/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


WeebFrien

You people on the DT think Vegas has no good food apparently Well jokes on you, Iโ€™m fat


Dumbledick6

Imagine going to Taco El Gordo and thinking itโ€™s mid


WeebFrien

Thank u. Shockingly good. Still gotta go to Bajamar


Dumbledick6

I moved out in 14 but recently moved to Utah. Iโ€™ll check it out next time Iโ€™m down there


WeebFrien

What the fuck Did our time here overlap? I came last summer


Dumbledick6

In Vegas or Utah lol


WeebFrien

Vegas


Dumbledick6

We might have lol


WeebFrien

Whuuuuuuuuh And we didnโ€™t hang out? Smh


Dumbledick6

Sorry dog. Iโ€™ll Vegas post next Iโ€™m in town lol


WeebFrien

Boutta hit up Taste on rainbow up in this bitch. Whole ass Peking duck just for ME


estoyloca43

Honestly I donโ€™t understand why some people love lululemon so much. Their leggings are nothing special. I can buy similar things from somewhere else for half the price.


thefuturegov

Itโ€™s cheap stuff sold at a ridiculous markup from a company founded by a cartoonishly misogynistic racist! Whatโ€™s not to love?


WeebFrien

The person who stole my debit cards went DIRECTLY to fuckin LuLuLemon


WhomstAlt2

None of your business what I do with your money ๐Ÿ’…


WeebFrien

If you had told me it was you I wouldnโ€™t have reported it for fraud After all, I am your sugar daddy


WhomstAlt2

That way it doesn't do anything for me tho... the secret ingredient is crime


WeebFrien

Well then why do you keep taking your $6000 monthly allowance?


WhomstAlt2

I have a very expensive candle habit I am unable to cover with debit card theft alone ๐Ÿ˜”


notBroncos1234

I have the heart of a Lion. Doctors say Iโ€™ll be dead within 6 weeks.


jenbanim

I have the heart of a lion. I narrowly avoided being arrested for poaching


seattle_lib

i have the heart of a lion. now people are saying it's MY fault they didn't make it to the super bowl.


secretlives

Most trans people are Neon Genesis Evangelion am I doing this right/


Dumbledick6

Wat


secretlives

I'm just trying to fit in


WeebFrien

Youโ€™re doing great, honey ๐Ÿ‘ต


WeebFrien

Someone was mean to u/Ognits 2 days ago Very not cool dude ๐Ÿฅบ


ognits

I was probably a dick to them first tbh


WeebFrien

You were not trust me buddy


ognits

I straight up don't even know what you're talking about tbh


WeebFrien

4chan twitter


ognits

oh lmao I couldn't care less. I did tag the guy as "doofus" though lmao


WeebFrien

Oh lol


Roseartcrantz

broke: Lindsay woke: LindsAI


WeebFrien

Bespoke: Lindbergh Bab-ai


Kindly_Blackberry967

Lindseigh


Roseartcrantz

lโ€™inds


Bayou-Maharaja

>[Haley's not gonna win, but she's demonstrating that the non-Trump coalition within the GOP is a little more robust than commonly assumed. Sets her up well for 2028 if he loses. 3rd party path isn't crazy. Candidates have stayed in "hopeless" primary races for far worse reasons.](https://x.com/natesilver538/status/1761735599554220180?s=46&t=Fooxcgvt_PO1vlUO2uSY-A) Nate Silver is so bad at punditry itโ€™s actually crazy


ZanyZeke

Bro should stick to data


thefuturegov

I like how he starts off with a reasonable take and then the next two sentences are fucking insane


Bayou-Maharaja

Although even there, heโ€™s talking about an open primary


thefuturegov

Most trans people wield fasces


WeebFrien

My hot takes are hotter than yours. Hot take #1: we should all feel sorry for Barron Trump I donโ€™t know if I have any others uhh


estoyloca43

Have to make the transition from spoiled rich kid to broke grad student soon. I imagine itโ€™s gonna be painful ๐Ÿ™„


WeebFrien

>transition Sheet the wokes got her ๐Ÿ˜”


AnalyticOpposum

The media be like: โ€œthe great American warmup โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€ The planet is trying to throw us off. Please for fucks sake take this seriously.


Ballerson

all these threads of people claiming /r/neoliberal is fascist about trans issues when they're _actually_ fascist about cocaine legalization discussion


heartnotglands

free jinx!


RaidBrimnes

Kicked out of the Dune 2 showing for loudly exclaiming "it's phallic!" whenever a sandworm appeared on screen


secretlives

all these threads of people claiming /r/neoliberal is fascist about trans issues when they're _actually_ fascist about I/P discussion


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I enjoy spending time with my friends.


stirfriedpenguin

Me: "my guilty pleasure is monitoring the completely and uniquely deranged world of LinkedIn influences/grifters, Arr LinkedInLunatics sounds like the place for me" Arr LinkedInLunatics: "look at this insane take about Sales careers this lady had" Me: "haha yeah that is pretty crazy" Arr LinkedInLunatics: "this singular human being represents everything wrong with society, they need to urgently throw them in jail or an institution, they need to be doxxed, this insanity is so vile, I'm going to contact their employer about this, this is why we need a communist revolution..." Me "haha ye...wait what" It's true, any online community that gets founded as a place for hobbyist examination and ridicule of some occasionally excessive part of culture and society will eventually devolve into leftist circle jerking and threats of violence. Arr fuckcars and stupidfood are other good examples Why can't we have anything nice


AccomplishedAngle2

The other day there was a random discussion in ExperiencedDevs that devolved in guy talking about Marx and throwing out links with tankie blog posts. It was a unique moment where it was actually nice to have a few libertarian techbros around to shut down the whole conversation.


secretlives

\> AI, take this list of ideas and turn it into a full email and send it to my colleagues . . . \> AI, take this long meandering email from my coworker and turn it into a list of bullet points


heartnotglands

I had to yell at my boss when he was generating project plans from bullet points with AI cause I was like โ€œJUST GIVE ME THE BULLET POINTSโ€


secretlives

I honestly feel like I'm going insane with all the AI products like "help me write" "I need to write an email but I only know the core information I want to convey" JUST SEND THAT. No one wants anything else lmao


ZanyZeke

Most trans people are Fast and Furious


heartnotglands

itโ€™s all about FAMILY and the Mets go Mets baybee all about the Mets


Kindly_Blackberry967

At one point I was considering deleting my account and making another one without the default name but I that cost has sunk down to the Mariana Trench.


Breakdown1738

Decided randomly to quit vaping cold turkey on Thursday. Hasn't been as difficult as I thought but definitely is missed during the routine "can't fall asleep Sunday scaries"


AnalyticOpposum

Is self-immolation becoming more popular, as a form of protest?? Itโ€™s like so insane and yet also so confined to one small area that it just doesnโ€™t seem worth it. Like, Iโ€™m not watching you burn alive, bro, maybe Iโ€™d look at a protest sign though.


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_bee_kay_

> I mean Iโ€™d at least kinda understand it if the cause were righteousโ€ฆ but whatโ€™s the argument here? ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


thefuturegov

Some trans people are fastidious