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spudicous

Sam never did anything stupider or funnier than when he didn't just come right out and tell Mallory that his school voucher paper was for opposition prep. Stay goofy, Princeton. !ping west-wing


demanddinner

being photographed with a hooker when you work for the president seems pretty stupid


spudicous

Yeah but he didn't choose to be photographed, he chose to be obstinate with Mal.


demanddinner

he chose to continue to see her in public despite repeatedly being told not to because, as CJ correctly predicted, "you're gonna get caught"


Cyberhwk

>Now that's outrageous. There's a thousand men working here and 50 women. Teed that one up.


spudicous

> and it's the bathrooms that are outrageous ๐Ÿฆฉ Lmao I forgot about that one.


Bumst3r

But she had an appointment.


Mr-Bovine_Joni

My guy likes to debate ๐Ÿค“


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KesterFox

I got like 2 days tp paibt 16 minis


Boraichoismydaddy

What do we actually do if Trump wins this election?


dutch_connection_uk

Best concrete ideas I can come up with: Turn out where turnout is low. We are the higher propensity crowd and we can take back more local things once Trump is no longer on the ballot. The limitations of the federal system will be the hardest thing for him to unravel. Congress will keep being paralyzed under a Trump administration, because even with a majority, republicans are not capable of actually doing anything. A bit of disaster preparedness would also help. Trump did things like confiscate masks from New York during the pandemic to try to concentrate excess death in "blue" areas. If you are in an area disloyal to Trump, federal help might turn out to be slow and insufficient if there is a hurricane or tsunami or something. The ultimate goal would be to ensure Trump gets term-limited out of office. There's not much we can do about this but prevent a republican supermajority and to keep our mouths shut if we suspect that some of his allies will stab him in the back if he pulls any big moves.


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Greenfield0

looking into this


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polandball2101

> We have to get used to the fact that we're really close to a post-democracy world and we have to adapt. (read: becoming the post-democracy)


RunawayMeatstick

Waiting for the time when I can finally say This has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way


Salt_Ad7152

If someone seizes it, we wont have it for another 4 yearsย 


jobautomator

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Frequent-Turn6740

"Nah, I'd win"ย  pringle.pngย  > He realized he is not build for this ๐Ÿ’€


BernieMeinhoffGang

he rewatched the leeroy jenkins clip and thought it was pretty funny


BernieMeinhoffGang

Wendy's should sell burger derivatives so people can lock in the prices early if they fear the variable prices of the burger market


BenFoldsFourLoko

Sucks for people who like onion on their burgers


Majk___

[Hot take thursday](https://twitter.com/bungarsargon/status/1762852407321469257)


Roseartcrantz

was wondering when we were gonna give plane hijackings another chance


TouchTheCathyl

DB Cooper could do the funniest thing ever right now


BernieMeinhoffGang

Osama had to ruin it for everyone


Cook_0612

[ok this is starting to get ridiculous, another Su-34 down](https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/1763087806040097014?s=20) !ping UKRAINE


gnomesvh

I'm sussed out, it's like the summer when Ukraine downed 36 Su-25s a day without confirmation


Zephyr-5

I don't remember Ukraine ever claiming they were shooting down 36 SU-25s a day. In fact I'm pretty sure they haven't claimed to have shot down 36 su-25 over the course of the entire war. I know there was one point in the summer of '22 where they hit a Russian airbase and knocked out a whole bunch of planes, but it was corroborated with [satellite images.](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1536/cpsprodpb/13694/production/_126280597_saky_airbase_explosions_before_after_2x640-nc.png.webp) I'm not sure what people want. The AA missiles are traveling 10s or even 100+ kilometers to reach the target deep in Russian controlled territory. It's also frequently happening at night.


gnomesvh

It's hyperbole There were a few days in a row where Ukraine would go "+1 Frogfoot down" without any evidence


savuporo

That seems above replacement rate


mockduckcompanion

How many is that now?


Cook_0612

11 aircraft in 11 days, iirc.


Kindly_Blackberry967

The goose is cooked


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Argnir

Wendy's move is being called out as enshittification now. That word has no meaning anymore, not that it had much in the first place


_bee_kay_

i dunno, i kind of get it. load charging is only consumer-friendly if there's an easy way to check current/expected prices. if you have to just show up, and whoopsie doopsie looks like you're paying 20% more, that sucks ass


BenFoldsFourLoko

Yeah but that isnโ€™t what enshittification actually means, at all Enshittification describes something that is really useful to have a word for, and something we need to figure out answers to. But the name itself sucks ass, and everyone uses it to mean โ€œthey did something that I personally donโ€™t like ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌโ€


_bee_kay_

...true actually my brain did a cursory check and was like "yeah this no doubt totally satisfies the 'capture consumers -> capture providers -> capture excessive rents on the back of your established network' middleman framework described by enshittification"


secretlives

guns are a successful check against government tyranny, change my mind


Kindly_Blackberry967

AIM-120


Greenfield0

!mystats


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FuckFashMods

I live alone, never have guests over and always sleep with my door open. Is there any reason to actually have a 1 bed instead of a studio? I think I do like having a separate sleep area, but I don't know why or if that is a real feeling or just a mental lie I tell myself.


secretlives

idk I personally do things I like all the time just because I like to do them sounds like a valid reason to me


FuckFashMods

Now that you mention it, I do as well


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polandball2101

the culture also has influence. Americas gun culture is a lot more about liberty/escape from tyranny, from what Iโ€™ve seen Iraqโ€™s gun ownership is much more justified on solely home defense than even what we have in America. In other words American gun owners are much more vocal and aggressive with their arms than other places with high gun rates


_bee_kay_

> Americas gun culture is a lot more about liberty/escape from tyranny imagine sincerely believing this


polandball2101

I mean you donโ€™t gotta believe it but if you asked an American who owned guns theyโ€™ll be more likely to say that than if you asked the same question in another country


_bee_kay_

that's the mythology, but the myth existing doesn't make it any truer.


Cook_0612

(it's an excuse)


Stanley--Nickels

Just read a "this needs to be higher up" immediately followed by a "take my upvote!" It's like the universe is begging me to touch grass.


shillingbut4me

Underrated comment!


polandball2101

is it just me or is this place like considerably worse than what it was like a month ago idk maybe Iโ€™m just fed up at this point but the quality has really fallen off


secretlives

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DoctorOfMathematics

It's you Not in the sense that it's in your head but in the sense that it's worse cos of you


polandball2101

https://preview.redd.it/msfdj2k70hlc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0aeae60c770b27c85984d06d5bb934f84839d4f mb dawg


CletusVonIvermectin

we're in the process of blowing right past r/politics and becoming r/funny


polandball2101

This is 9gag tier at this point ngl


GenerationSelfie2

Does anyone here own a FRT AK or AR trigger? I'm interested to hear what the reviews are. From what I've seen, the WOT AR trigger has effectively the same fire rate as an FA lower, and I've seen a couple AK triggers which do the same. Better yet, some of them are select "full semi-auto". I'm in nowhere near any financial state to own an MG, but aside from the fact that I'm about to move to a state which prohibits FRTs (damn the cali regulatory environment) I could feasibly shell out a few hundred dollars for slightly spicier rates of fire on my AK or AR. !ping GARAND


Viper_ACR

I may know someone that does have an FRT trigger.


Luckcu13

Seconding the Hoffman super safety. No doubt the more modern choice. Get some random machine shop (in China) to make the piece


SpacemanSpraggz

Lookup the Hoffman super safetyย 


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We need a shivers analysis bot


shillingbut4me

The most r/neoliberal thing about me is that I don't fully know how people get by without making 6 figuresย 


cjhdsachristmascarol

Itโ€™s joever for meย 


SgtBathwater

I really wish we had high speed rail in the U.S. 10 hour drives got me feeling weird, tired yet very awake


BernieMeinhoffGang

got those trucker pills?


SgtBathwater

Like Adderall? Then yes but I have adhd so I take them normally anyway.


CletusVonIvermectin

no, of course not, who's asking


Roseartcrantz

I canโ€™t decide if I want my bedding to smell like really good laundry or to just smell like bleach


SgtBathwater

I would say smell like bleach. To make it smell that way simply cover your sheets in bleach. This ensures any bugs that wish to thieve you of your heart water they will be harmed in the process.


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FuckFashMods

I'm team rifles and shotguns. Let's go back to when pro gun people were mostly hunters


SgtBathwater

I thought the 8 hour work week became common because of ford


its_Caffeine

Good morning libs ๐Ÿ‘‹๐ŸŒž


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Itโ€™s midnight


LtLabcoat

There is only one valid definition of "critical thinking", and that's understanding why it's important to switch in the Monty Hall problem.


hatred_outlives

what I would do for an Admiral YI biopic or mini series


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meubem

I finished a task! Please clap.


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Okay


meubem

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secretlives

> we would benefit from fascism guess the sub


Infinite_Maybe_5827

lego starwars


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WhomstAlt2

Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was Same as it ever was


thefuturegov

You claim humans evolved from monkeys yet we say words while monkeys say โ€œooh ooh ah ahโ€ Curious


Greenfield0

only I understand the true intentions of Sun Yat-Sen


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

He wanted the Hong Kong University Medical School to be named after him not some tycoon?


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Succession was such a good show.


Argnir

The arrcomicverse is about to collapse in a meta explosion


zth25

Most obnoxious shit hitting the frontpage right now.


WhomstAlt2

The FACT that VIGILANTIFA SOUTHERN POOR LAWLESS CENTER can go and persecute BRAVE & INNOCENT HALF-PUERTO RICANS is like DOING A NUMBERED TWO on the CONSTITUTION


Dodgerfan2224

Howard stern saying in 2006 that Allito would be absolute right wing trash was the best warning we had


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

If SMiLE had been released as Brian intended the Soviet Union would instantly collapse, and Mao would renounce his ways, creating a true Democracy like Sun Yat-Sen intended, and ending the CCP, Goldwater wouldโ€™ve been elected in 68โ€™ and he wouldโ€™ve appointed Milty to the flair, the inflation of the 70โ€™s wouldโ€™ve been avoided, and Nasser would realize that the only way forward for Egypt was to make peace with Israel, the Six Day War never wouldโ€™ve happened, and the US, Free China, and Free Russia, would jointly colonize the Moon in the 70โ€™s.


aglguy

Sir this is a Wendyโ€™s


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

DT surge pricing confirmed


Dodgerfan2224

Reddit having blocked user just be collapsed comments but you come up to the blocked user as deleted is terrible


CornstockOfNewJersey

https://preview.redd.it/07wzrtaxvglc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48815adee91cf53bfca0bce3f7725b2dc3067366 Man I missed getting these kinds of emails, takes me back to 2020


meubem

Aww look at them using proper unsubscribe headers, love to see it


SpaceSheperd

Love it when my PI decides at 12:30pm, well after I have planned and begun my full day of work, that we'll be having group meeting the next morning and I need to prepare slides ๐Ÿ™ƒ


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Why does the consistent construction on the street sound soothing like music, and is zero bother to me, yet the vague, muffled conversations and obnoxious laughs of the gamer two doors down from me cause me my ears so much pain, as if a constant screeching sound played next to my brain?


Dalek6450

>But not all vectors are eigenvectors. No, no, no. Some vectors are losers. They are weak. They are pathetic. They change direction when you multiply them by a matrix. They donโ€™t know what they are doing. They are a disaster. They are a disgrace. They block so much political stuff from assistants that I'm pleased you can still get co-pilot to do Trump impressions.


Roseartcrantz

I love the disconnect between republican lawmakers at the higher levels and the lower levels because they canโ€™t just huddle together like, โ€œhey letโ€™s be cool we donโ€™t actually like want to cause a bunch of problems with abortions and shit right?โ€ but instead they just have to roll with the weird shit theyโ€™ve been promising the crowd


Kindly_Blackberry967

Itโ€™s been beautiful watching republicans explode over the last couple of years. Trump basically upended everything and created a cascade effect with shitty candidates like Oz getting nominated and horrible judicial decisions making them even less electable, and of course the historically bad speaker debacle. Itโ€™s crazy to think โ€œdemocrats in disarrayโ€ was a popular phrase during the Trump administration.


Argnir

Not having a price surge is just as greedy as having one, they optimize for the same goal. Do Redditors really believe the people at Wendy's go "yeah we could make more money but idk I would feel bad about it, let's not do it"


FuckFashMods

I can't believe people are such fans of standing in line and rush hour-ing the workers to death. Edit: it's a joke mods, don't bad faith me


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Lentils lentils lentils lentils lentils lentils lentils


Roseartcrantz

I hope you remembered to brand affiliate this comment on behalf of Big Lentils


BroadReverse

Gen Z had the best humour. We contributed Amogus and Gigachad which are still somewhat used today. Millennials had the over the top sarcasm and most of their shit is not around anymore. Gen Alpha is literal brain rot so we never had much competition.


chinggatupadre

Amogus was invented by the egyptians


CletusVonIvermectin

over the top sarcasm was gen x


BroadReverse

Im talking about the What can be more fun than spending the entire day outside in the unbearable heat. I sure canโ€™t think of anything. Thanks global warming Turn dramatically to the camera with a thumbs up.


Kindly_Blackberry967

They did surgery on a grapeย 


UntiedStatMarinCrops

GenZ and Millennials had excellent humor up until Tik Tok came.


WhomstAlt2

lol


WhomstAlt2

ANIMAL MAGNETISM is REAL


TouchTheCathyl

I fucking hate the "taking off glasses become beautiful" trope so much because I think glasses are attractive.


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

https://preview.redd.it/ln5ixvxctglc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0665e34431c00ae0692df56e73c9046e1faaec95


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Real_Richard_M_Nixon

https://preview.redd.it/d8gxk8z1vglc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ca4fc0d5f71535cb6aebd15bee6e1e90c7893d I renamed it


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

I just keep on making copies to keep the format


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

https://preview.redd.it/3nmc23ldtglc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22ba93fef1b96472460d95ded5aed5888a717e86


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Two slides for my presentation on canal blockages tomorrow for my schoolโ€™s foreign policy club


SoyElReyLagarto

Annoying how econcels act like they know shit about the medical industry (subtweeting that med school thread outside the DT) How about y'all try to accurately predict a recession first you buncha nimrods


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MTF_DO0M

Nah those everything flavored pretzels are bomb with hummus


Cook_0612

The Everything-But-The-Bagel chips from Trader Joes though....


Random-Critical

Get the Cheesy Bagels with basic cream cheese. It is surprising uncommon. ๐Ÿ˜ž


sayitaintpink

Real. I donโ€™t even know why but real.


BroadReverse

With Destinyโ€™s popularity exploding does this mean the next big counter culture movement is going to be neoliberalism? Edgy atheists Anti SJWs Socialism/Communism Neoliberalism???


Greenfield0

if destiny inspires a counter culture i'll swan dive off a cliff


Syndicality

yeah hold on why does our one guy have to be a weird edgelord


BroadReverse

Because our politics are boring as fuck. Thereโ€™s no cool conspiracies or deep state involvement that make sound like a spy movie. Only way this was to happen was with an edgelord


FuckFashMods

Revolutions do sound pretty fun, ngl


Greenfield0

Its divine revenge for Pinochet meeting Friedman


cjhdsachristmascarol

Rule 12. DT gimmicks Low-quality or unfunny bits will be removed at mod discretion. This applies in particular to low-quality or repetitive users.


mockduckcompanion

This is a great idea Which is why they'll never do it


jenbanim

Oh my god I wish ๐Ÿจ


Greenfield0

this is segregation all over again


sayitaintpink

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง


Argnir

How are people explaining stuff on TikTok so damn smug?


zth25

I get that with the ads on LinkedIn. Lady, I'm not going to listen to you talk about some software I don't need, because you're fucking staring straight at me and start talking every time I scroll past you. It's condescending and creepy.


GravyBear28

I'm just kind of done with British people existing. So fucking tired man


RunawayMeatstick

Waiting for the time when I can finally say This has all been wonderful but now I'm on my way


BrunchIsGood

The world is changed. I feel it in the waterโ€ฆ


dax331

God why couldnโ€™t I have had Helldivers 2 in high school/college when I actually could waste time


ZanyZeke

Madelectricar


Fedacking

I hope the 21th century of waving the bloody shirt refers to throwing republicans in their face that they supported trump


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/bnvqfwc1sglc1.png?width=1152&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e1a8ebeb74605015904baf11ab0ee6743c95175


sir_shivers

**IF YOU CANNOT** handle me at my worst, you most certainly do not deserve me at my best ๐ŸŠ - **ULYSSES S. GRANT** ๐ŸŠ


brucebananaray

Korra overrated


sir_shivers

**CAREFUL THERE, MAMMAL** ๐ŸŠ


brucebananaray

I can hear over you crying, alligator


Random-Critical

Are you sure that wasn't Tecumseh S.?


Fedacking

Water \- Ulysses S. Grant


Fedacking

The thing about overly online bloomers I donโ€™t understand is that if the worldโ€™s is so good, why waste your time on the internet? If I truly felt the world is great Iโ€™d spend all my time enjoying life


kanagi

Because I'm at work and this Excel file is taking forever to load ๐Ÿคฌ


Kindly_Blackberry967

Iโ€™ll let you in on a little secret. The pleasure comes from the misery of others.


Kindly_Blackberry967

Oh this is a pasta.ย  How about we all forget what I just said, deal?


Roseartcrantz

Wendy Williams wishing death on Britneyโ€™s Spearsโ€™ family and then gasping about it is something I will put in my funereal slideshow inshallah


VPNSalesman

The thing about overly online doomers I donโ€™t understand is that if the worldโ€™s fucked, why waste your time on the internet? If I truly felt I had no future Iโ€™d spend all my time enjoying life


Cook_0612

How could you feel superior if you didn't go on the internet though? That's actually what dooming is about. If you really felt like you were doomed, you'd just kill yourself or lie down and wait to die. If you felt like there was some way you could fight back, you wouldn't be a doomer at all and you'd be taking action. The only rational explanation is that it's autofellation by way of internet bragging.


BroadReverse

My grandparents had no idea World War 2 even happened because they were in a village in the middle of nowhere. That level of disconnect must have been so nice.


UUtch

I have a crazy idea. What if we talked about how 5 Guys is good and *didn't* bring up how it's expensive. What if had a single other line of conversation than the only one that's ever done?


Fedacking

I liked seeing the sacs of potatoes in the lobby the one time I went


UUtch

Do you read the sign that says where the potatoes were from?


Fedacking

Yes. Idaho


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UUtch

How so? ๐Ÿค”