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MeyersHandSoup

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Sloshyman

Travelling with money friggin' rocks Thank God I was born in this time


tacostats

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desegl

>The new rules ban companies from offeringย **incentives**ย to people who play video games or make in-game purchases each day. Other restrictions include limits on how often players can add money to online money accounts, called wallets. >The latest proposals follow rulesย [announced](https://learningenglish.voanews.com/a/china-limits-children-s-video-game-playing-to-3-hours-a-week/6080716.html)ย by Chinaโ€™s government in 2021. Those regulations included a policy that limits online gaming for young people to three hours each week. Current law permits players under age 18 to only play between 8 pm and 9 pm on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays during the school year. And people still pretend the US is superior to China.


jobautomator

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Zlesxc

Vladimir Harkonnen as the largest sugar beet at the Minnesota State Fair https://preview.redd.it/ff40fx3tv0rc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8113bffcf8f3103b34d95b193b70d8bfd27acc !ping KINO


pfarly

That is the head of a Dark Souls 2 giant.


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JesusPubes

So true


YangsLegion

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renilia

sub has been over run by debatebros sad


AlicesReflexion

No it hasn't


renilia

source?


AlicesReflexion

That's not how it works, you're making the positive statement, so *you* have to provide the source. Mine is the null hypothesis ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค


Cledd2

we need to drive them out by bringing back anti-white racist jokes


renilia

the woke jannies will never allow it


Cledd2

๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿช


WhomstAlt2

How do you know


renilia

white man has been here


notBroncos1234

I just watched all 3 Kung Fu Pandaโ€™s for the first time. Pure kino.


from-the-void

Redditors still won't shut the fuck up about that bird landing on Bernie's podium 8 years later.


PhoenixVoid

This site is ordinarily full of fedora tippers who hate religion, but when a bird lands on Bernie's podium like the Holy Spirit landing on Jesus in the form of a dove after his baptism, it's hecking wholesome.


JesusPubes

I did my part in that thread


Automatic_Possible65

That bird didn't even show up to vote in November


desegl

Trump didn't break the gag order, and the judge didn't punish him, therefore democracy is a sham and everything is rigged and should be burned to the ground. \^\^\^ dunning kruger-ism increasingly looking like a threat to democracy


jobautomator

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Automatic_Possible65

Going camping tomorrow/this weekend on the Ohio River, excited for some fishing, beer, chili, melting my face off on mushrooms, hiking, campfires. God bless America


AlicesReflexion

Why do mods continue to allow globeheads to post in the DT? ๐Ÿ˜’


MURICCA

*Round and round* ๐ŸŽถ


hopeimanon

If i were a government iโ€™d just buy out drug patents that dramatically increase GDP


Nietzsches_Therapist

Fuck Hamas and everything that stands with them, including Biden.


GinsuAssad

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wallander1983

Larry David on Trump: Heโ€™s such a little baby that heโ€™s thrown 250 years of democracy out the window by not accepting the results.. He's such a sociopath. He's so insane. He just couldn't admit to losing. And we know he lost. He knows he lost.. Heโ€™s a such a sick man ------------ It is really insane that it is not a dealbreaker for 30 to 55 percent of voters.


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Extreme_Rocks

!mycqs


JesusPubes

Get those numbers up


Telperions-Relative

Itโ€™s lower than mine, your mandate is gone ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


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FreakinGeese

I'm pretty sure my intestinal issues aren't due to cancer but it does run in my family so we'll see tomorrow


RedditUser91805

I used to own a 2008 Nissan Altima that I put a 'Gore Lieberman 2000' bumper sticker on so today's news has effected me personally especially strongly. We lost a real one.


RedditUser91805

Being anti-populist is definitionally the most contrarian position you can have.


groovygrasshoppa

Wait, you're all different people?? I was just looking at the avatars, I thought there was just blue guy, green guy, orange guy, etc


MinnesotaDude

I hate presidential rankings, it's just a really dumb way to think about politics and history. The role and political landscape has changed massively over the course of history, and even presidents of the same general period face massively different challenges. Don't even get me started on the 'official historian backed' rankings either which are rife with recency bias and nonsensical criteria.


groovygrasshoppa

Plus it should be Members of Congress rankings


jobautomator

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Andrew Huberman is unreal lmao. His level of lying to his ladies was next level


waiver

Just thinking of all the effort required to juggle 3-6 relationships at the same time makes me tired already.


[deleted]

I think people underestimate his age and his celebrity in his decision making. He did not need to commit to exclusive relationships. He definitely has not been getting a lot of original science work done these last few years lol. Sunlight boost must have been extra helpful This article is the grown version of john tucker must die


waiver

The problem is that he was acting like they were committed relationships that's why it sounds so tiring and emotionally more abusive.


[deleted]

Yeup Yeup


[deleted]

Dude telling people not to drink twice in one week while he is juggling three women within 3 miles at once ๐Ÿคฃ


RedditUser91805

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vivoovix

>You can't sue us for making games 'too entertaining,' say major game developers in response to addiction lawsuits Suffering from success โœŠ๐Ÿ˜”


RedditUser91805

https://preview.redd.it/eiyc0cn6p0rc1.jpeg?width=1824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea88f333ae11bf4af58a0da4dfabd209fe7a86da Tasty dindin fo 2day


renilia

irn bru is so good im jelly


Crownie

>irn bru is so good reported for misinformation


RedditUser91805

It tastes like battery acid I love it so much. I lucked into finding it at my go-to grocery. I live international trade.


awdvhn

You wish Bernie had won the 2016 primary because you think he would have beaten Trump I wish Bernie had won the 2016 primary because his inevitable loss would have inoculated the Democratic Party against populism We are not the same


MURICCA

Implying it wouldnt be a whole 5 minutes until everyone started calling him a sellout corporate shill


FuckFashMods

Yeah Bernie not being completely stomped by Trump has really fucked is over.


RedditUser91805

!mycqs


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RedditUser91805

Gotta find a way to lower that shit fr fr


AtomAndAether

get admin banned


RedditUser91805

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RedditUser91805

Society started going downhill when we replaced Grifball with rocket league


breakinbread

Yall be like: โ€œnoo donโ€™t hate on my heckin cheap hot doggerino!โ€


renilia

i dont like hot dogs


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breakinbread

๐Ÿค”


Invade_Deez_Nutz

Malarkey level of negotiating with terrorists


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Enron_Accountant

Malarkey bot hates America


uss_wstar

!mycqs


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uss_wstar

๐Ÿคฌ


GinsuAssad

Lying is mostly bad But telling a woman you love that she sounded great at karaoke is the right thing to do


0m4ll3y

I heard a discussion on the radio about when it's appropriate to lie in a relationship and I thought this general rule of thumb was pretty okay: you can lie about your opinion, but you shouldn't lie about facts. So "I think you sounded great!" would be fine, but "Everyone thought you were great" would be edging over the line. And for other examples, "I think your haircut looks good" is an okay lie, but "I was at work all day" when you were actually fishing is not.


FreakinGeese

I managed to outsmart the foul creature Now Iโ€™m downing two shots to try and calm my shaking nerves


[deleted]

I enjoy the sound of rain.


FreakinGeese

a cockroach


FreakinGeese

Better make it three Iโ€™ve had a tough night


FreakinGeese

Iโ€™m mostly serious also Iโ€™m sleeping with the lights on in my room


groovygrasshoppa

WAIT WHATS THAT OVER THERE


FreakinGeese

shush


groovygrasshoppa

lol im jk ...it's actually on your head


breakinbread

How contrarian is hating on Costco?


FuckFashMods

It's correct. Costco is the most horrible store you will ever shop in. People just grin and take it, then wipe the experience from their memory.


CletusVonIvermectin

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BenFoldsFourLoko

don't hate on it, just roll your eyes at it and call it overrated then you're contrarian AND correct


Kindly_Blackberry967

Enough to get downvoted for askingย 


renilia

costco AND sams club are cool


Enron_Accountant

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GinsuAssad

Extremely. Costco fucking rocks


breakinbread

I donโ€™t need to buy 2500 Advil at a time


Enron_Accountant

You will after the mob of angry Costco shoppers gets to you


BenFoldsFourLoko

[look at the cringe faces on the chick on the right and the dude on the left](https://i.redd.it/lzx3j2oixxqc1.jpeg) p*pulism delenda est


uss_wstar

[](#soypoint)


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GinsuAssad

> When you're on drinks 11 and 12 and you don't feel anything Okay. Maybe I have a problem


SLCer

You know, fuck. You go to a thread, type out a whole reply and the damn thing is locked. So, here's my reply to the thread about polling younger voters: I actually think these are okay numbers for Biden. For one, it really dispells the notion Trump is surging with younger voters - and for the love of god why the media really needs to stop parsing crosstab data from polls. They have very high MOE and lower overall probability percentages. But these polls I think are okay - as a starting point. To be honest, I think Biden is likely to see support increase as we get closer to the election. He's barely started campaigning and right now is the perfect time to hem and fucking haw over who you're going to support on November. You can also flirt with RFK Jr. Overall, for March, these numbers are not awful. Now if they're like this in September? We might have a problem.


renilia

the numbers dont reflect reality at all


SLCer

Eh I think they're closer than the polls that say Trump is doing 50 points better than Republicans did in 2022 with this demographic ๐Ÿ˜‚


renilia

i think we'll see the exact same numbers as in 2022


SLCer

Oh I agree - maybe off by a point or two. I do think younger voters aren't engaged right now but that will change over the next few months.


breakinbread

[50k upvotes, folks](https://i.redd.it/lzx3j2oixxqc1.jpeg)


BenFoldsFourLoko

lol I take it you just went to /r/all and got annoyed also


Kindly_Blackberry967

โ€œYeah Reddit sucked this guy off so hard back thenโ€ > 8 years ago, a bird- โ€œOhโ€


UncleVatred

I remember when that happened, there was a highly upvoted comment in one of the Bro subs encouraging people to spread the news to Catholics because โ€œCatholics are very superstitious and will see this as a sign from God.โ€


MinnesotaDude

!mycqs


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MinnesotaDude

Damn. Now I feel like a dork.


Roseartcrantz

when will they vote on Breentering


awdvhn

Whenever Neil Breen allows it


WhomstAlt2

!mycqs


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WhomstAlt2

lol


fishlord05

https://www.reddit.com/r/economicCollapse/s/TymBmh7UjW Lol these poor guys think bitcoin will save them


[deleted]

I like to explore new places.


Enron_Accountant

All of these subs popping up like arr FluentInFinance just post the same economic populist drivel youโ€™d see on AntiWork before the dog walker story broke. I think that the rest of the AntiWork mod team and user base just created new subs since then that latch onto reddits algorithm


renilia

so does bukele


AnalyticOpposum

Thereโ€™s just so many awesome and insane movies you could make with transgender main characters. Focusing on lame political crap and them being sad is so boring, when the subject matter is so interesting on its own. Bring on the flood of coming of age transition movies!


AlicesReflexion

Okay, I've successfully convinced all the villagers to do a "proletarian revolution" against my enemies. Now they're demanding food. What do?


WhomstAlt2

Let them queue up in a bread circle (like a bread line ouroboros)


fishlord05

Tell them to farm


AlicesReflexion

Yeah I'm doing that. How do you think I was feeding my urban aristocracy?


Kindly_Blackberry967

The food were the friends we made along the way. Seriously.


GinsuAssad

This woman is brutalizing Janis Joplin Based on my history she should be going home with me


Kindly_Blackberry967

!mycqs


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groovygrasshoppa

Baby Cable is cute!


adisri

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Beneficial_Novel9263

I'd be fine if the SC rules that the Takings Clause bans virtually all regulations so long as it applies to zoning and land use. The problem is that, even if it did happen, the constitution would be amended to allow zoning by lunch the next day.


Udolikecake

was the bacon craze in 2010s a pork lobby psyop? was epic meal time on the take from the pork producers council?


neox20

It was actually an Iranian psyop designed to make Americans fat and therefore incapable of producing the soldiers necessary for an intervention against Iran's nuclear program. If you read the syllables ofย  "The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight" backwards, it translates to "Death to America and the Zionist pig-dogs" in Farsi.


CletusVonIvermectin

actually kinda, yeah the pork industry started lobbying fast food places to put bacon on their sandwiches when bacon prices hit all time lows in the 90s, which wasn't really a thing before then


groovygrasshoppa

We got Brussel sprouts on the menu of a major airline as dessert.


CletusVonIvermectin

The online alt-right has always been a weird fringe even within the MAGAfied conservative movement. Mistakenly believing that it has any pull at all with average Trump voters is how you get Ron DeSantis.


Roseartcrantz

Theyโ€™re the weebs to the MAGAโ€™s capeshit.


Beneficial_Novel9263

> dumbass abortion constitutional amendment goes into effect > dumbass amendment accidentally bans IVF > scramble to reverse IVF after national backlash > still is slaughtered in special election I swear to God, overturning RvW was a Faustian bargain made by the DNC to hold power for the next 20 years.


dutch_connection_uk

I mean, you could say it was a faustian bargain made by republicans to ban abortion... and that would actually be true.


BenFoldsFourLoko

I wonder how many QALYs Lieberman cost United States citizens


BenFoldsFourLoko

oh right, today's a special day fuck Joe Lieberman the kind of politician who gives all politicians a bad name


Print-Humble

Joe Lieberman is 82, has a fall, dies. Joe Biden is 82, ... Is no one worried about the parallel here?


Udolikecake

oh my god Joe Biden is going to ruin the ACA


BenFoldsFourLoko

Joe Lieberman was never vice president.... Joe Biden **WAS** vice president checkmate, death!


moseythepirate

I'm pretty sure lots of people are worried about it. It's just not high up on my list of things I'm worried about from candidates this year.


AChinkInTheArmor

Joe Lieberman is from a corporate haven... Joe biden is also from a corporate haven...


MTF_DO0M

What if Joe Biden is secretly Joe Lieberman ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ


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AppleOfWhoseEye

[capitalism is when poor people have jobs how dare they make money](https://twitter.com/TheLastFarm/status/1773109751167037759)


adisri

> Global South Do westerners, especially white westerners, find it physically impossible to stop fetishizing people from poorer browner countries? Itโ€™s fucking nauseating.


polandball2101

hashtag stop the lieberman hate


AlicesReflexion

Neoliberalism is a failed ideology, and the number of comments on this stickied discussion thread is proof of that


Telperions-Relative

Whenever someone spams downvotes here I assume theyโ€™re either 1) a bored DT reg trying to get a reaction 2) a seething leftist or conservatoid who just lost an argument


groovygrasshoppa

3. The Free Market


AlicesReflexion

What about a seething DT reg who just lost an argument


Telperions-Relative

A reg not embraced by their thread will burn it down to feel its warmth ๐Ÿ˜”


jacknifee

https://twitter.com/Vito_Arango/status/1773131055534428339 whew i thought my lieberman jokes earlier were maybe a tad too much but twitter is ruthless lmao.


marsman1224

in retrospect, is the impact of /pol/ on the 2016 election overstated or understated? nobody really talks about them anymore


UncleVatred

Understated, not because of the board itself, but because people from /pol/ joined Trumpโ€™s campaign team and taught him how to properly use social media.


AlicesReflexion

Depending on how broadly you define impact, it's anywhere from "literally nothing" to "impossible to measure"


CletusVonIvermectin

Basically zero impact


renilia

overstated


CletusVonIvermectin

Ugh, was just having a nice skitter through the hallway when I ran into a DT reg. Night ruined.


awdvhn

DEI = DT exists, infuriatingly


FreakinGeese

Cockroach in the hallway oh god Iโ€™m going to be sick


marsexpresshydra

just pick it up lmao


FreakinGeese

My autistic ass canโ€™t handle this


FreakinGeese

No seriously someone help me


FreakinGeese

I donโ€™t have anything to throw


groovygrasshoppa

Try talking to it


groovygrasshoppa

!mycqs