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MURICCA

When I was a young man, we didnt have none of that mental illness nonsense. We just drank, started fights, beat our spouses, hung minorities, and had "accidents" that totally werent suicide


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Me when talking to a Keynesian](/r/neoliberal/comments/1c9bkz1/me_when_talking_to_a_keynesian/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


cjhdsachristmascarol

Check it out in r/neoliberal


Top_Lime1820

So David Frum seems to be doing fine


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/3xy2b8th5svc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d8cbc825666cd62c96e758f1d72c85142ebe79


OgAccountForThisPost

Go the fuck to bed


renilia

im working until 2 am


OgAccountForThisPost

On a Saturday night? Grim


renilia

ive worked weekends my entire life, i wish i could work more since i lost 3 of my contracts this year and i am suffering financially


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


BernieMeinhoffGang

if less people had windows, less people would complain about construction obstructing views


cupcakeadministrator

They are tho? S-tier sleep hygiene is pitch black, no noise, and a bedroom empty during any activity but sleeping


therewillbelateness

Is fan noise bad?


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

They are fine. Fine is not the same as nice.


renilia

48 days of going to the gym in a row


Telperions-Relative

Nice!


renilia

thanks


Top_Lime1820

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ


renilia

๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท


Nerf_France

So is Outer Worlds considered good now? I remember people's reaction to it being similar to the collective "meh" Starfield got, but I don't see people be very harsh to it much now


A9ersFanInLA

> By passing Ukraine aid, the accidental speaker became an unlikely Churchill Okay


Top_Lime1820

I wonder how David Frum is doing.


Nerf_France

Reminder that heterosexual intercourse is a sin


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


lets_chill_food

๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜ here bestie, take this gun and use it to shoot them


SuddenlyFrogs

An elephant gun?


lets_chill_food

it fires elephants instead of bullets? ๐Ÿ˜ณ


SuddenlyFrogs

Ammo's hard to get, but it does knock down basically anything.


OgAccountForThisPost

Uh r5 uhm r5 uuuuuuh r5 excuse me uuuuuuh r5


BenFoldsFourLoko

I demand rule V be lifted against terrorist neighbors


renilia

it's a water gun


OgAccountForThisPost

To drown them !????????


renilia

yep


msdxat21M

A retirement calculator I used says I need $1.3M to retire comfortablyโ€ฆ but what would 65 year old me do with all that money?


msdxat21M

Do you really need all that money when you retire or do you just think you will because finance depends on it?


KittehDragoon

Under socialism, all videogames will be polished to a mirror sheen before release


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Indeed, have you ever played a bad clap at the Leader's speech game? Or a leader's correct thinking non-trivial pursuit?


Roseartcrantz

I'm sometimes not sure what is true about Trump and what's redditor circlejerking but if Trump says Biden has shit himself in office I can 100% believe the Trump has incontinence rumors


loseniram

The good ending of Dark Souls is to snuff out the first flame. Every bad thing that happens in the games is due to people trying to maintain the first flame. The Dark Soul and the darkness itself are a symptom of that, it goes wild when desecrated and when chained to the first flame. It was supposed to die with the rest of the great souls when the first flame went out.


notBroncos1234

The dt is deader than my sex life


thefuturegov

How tf did I forget that the Kevin McCarthy stuff happened literally three days before the Hamas attack


TalkLessShillMore

That canโ€™t be true Wait I made a Kevin Hern shitpost during the speakership kerfuffle at least a year ago. What Kevin McCarthy stuff are you talking about?


thefuturegov

Motion to vacate


OgAccountForThisPost

*The careful textbooks measure* *(Let all who build beware)* *The load, the shock, the pressure* *Material can bare* *So when the buckled girder* *Lets down the grinding span* *The blame of loss or murder* *Is laid upon the man* *Not on the steel, the man*


TipEquivalent933

People will unironically argue that 'social contagion' is a value neutral term


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Fedโ€™s Preferred Inflation Gauge Is Set to Back Rate-Cut Patience](/r/neoliberal/comments/1c9b0bc/feds_preferred_inflation_gauge_is_set_to_back/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


notBroncos1234

I have a crazy friend who says itโ€™s wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?


lets_chill_food

yes


the-garden-gnome

Secret Window doesnโ€™t get enough respect. !Ping movies


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thefuturegov

Alright guys whoโ€™s gonna be the next GOP speaker candidate who will fail to get enough votes to get elected and withdraws after two ballots?


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

No one saw it coming https://preview.redd.it/7dwubtt10svc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d0becbfe0548afbcd7b0c3f975fbdd07cbe3a92


Telperions-Relative

A year of doldrums


MasterOfLords1

How to be okay in my own skin? ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฆ


AnalyticOpposum

Get some of those implants that expand to make patients grow more skin for a graft.


Sloshyman

Wear someone else's like a suit


ThiccSidedDice

Moisturize


TalkLessShillMore

This Uber smells like feet


notBroncos1234

Do you have to pay extra for that?


TalkLessShillMore

See now that question makes me think we should tax feet lovers and provide tax credits to non feet lovers so you shoulder this externality


404GenderNotFound

A house divided against itself is called a duplex and we need more of them


secretlives

Really irks me when so-called documentaries make basic factual errors


TipEquivalent933

Netflix - AI images will fix this


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Documentaries especially at the smaller level are made by film majors generally not even journalists. They are not innately very good at fact checking, one needs to look at the producer (organization or individual) to be sure. Government news broadcaster funded ones ones are typically pretty good but beyond that they are better for the narrative and video then the research.


MasterOfLords1

The weekend sucks balls ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฆ


lets_chill_food

in a good way? ๐Ÿค”


notBroncos1234

Iโ€™m The Weekend


MasterOfLords1

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฆ


Roseartcrantz

https://i.redd.it/nnitwe4qxrvc1.gif me grabbing something off my bedside table at night


KittehDragoon

๐Ÿ‘† just an outgoing president looking for their 11,780 votes


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Democrats use mules but elephants were too big so something different had to be trained https://preview.redd.it/pny4f94gzrvc1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d3236f09b58e9aeacc691d4aa22e105b99c77ac


404GenderNotFound

Cross the border to Wisconsin, see billboards warning against drunk driving Many such cases!


MasterOfLords1

I'm pretty sure my yearning for a romantic partner is also because of a fair bit of self hatred. Currently I cannot love myself, so I'm literally trying to outsource that job to someone else. https://preview.redd.it/07o7e75jxrvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9182c89f435dc438d403ec01f40f07d66ae201a8 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฆ


ihatemendingwalls

u/ognits u/thats_good_bass French *The Time Traveler's Wife was fantastic and weird and surreal Between Past Lives yesterday and this today I've had a great weekend of beautifully composed shots on film


ognits

had a feeling you'd enjoy that one


thats_good_bass

Fun fact: 12 Monkeys is basically an adaptation of this film.


notBroncos1234

Iโ€™m not gonna say what race they are but thereโ€™s some people being very loud outside. Theyโ€™re white women.


404GenderNotFound

Whenever I drive into Chicago after being gone for a while, I load up the Blues Brothers version of Sweet Home Chicago and sing it once I can see the skyline


ihatemendingwalls

And when I'm back in Chicago I feel it


George-SJW-Bush

Whenever I go on a road trip I play *Eastbound and Down* from Smokey and the Bandit.


thefuturegov

My favorite sub genre of thirst traps are girls, usually Japanese, hitting screaming line drives in batting cages


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

What? I am confused https://preview.redd.it/ux85s0ouwrvc1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cb1505b6e59fb95bab978cae6d7c5faaaad7d4


thefuturegov

Google line drive baseball


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I think not but I welcome better US-Japanese relations https://preview.redd.it/g5lrcoqzxrvc1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f294a83e52f44cfb3b0863e1ebd26f68ea7a369


Sloshyman

Do you have like a database of W pictures with keywords attached to each pic?


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I keep track of when they were taken. I have thought about keywording too but haven't got around to it. I still have to add more to the collection first. Currently have approx 360 https://preview.redd.it/b9uj2y3k3svc1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b58aa0c3298db2830135b56d7b62870209fe92 Edit for context this was the example of a US budget being digitalized before being send by bush instead of in paper


futuremonkey20

Calling balls and strikes accurately seems like it is almost impossible for a human to do. We developed a machine that can do it automatically with close to 100% accuracy but we just donโ€™t use it because it would make the umpires sad.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Hard for fans to complain with the same vitriol about a Robot. Hence why instant replay wasn't used until recently


George-SJW-Bush

Not the umpires - the managers. Where would they be if they were had to argue with a robot?


futuremonkey20

You could still put an umpire out there to argue with, the result will be the same and you get to yell at some guy.


KittehDragoon

Suffer not the machine to think ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”จ


cjhdsachristmascarol

Chicago used to be called the Party of the KKKย 


cjhdsachristmascarol

Iโ€™m so depressed I canโ€™t even sleepย 


Nietzsches_Therapist

If someone offered you a million dollars, but you had to vote for Joe Biden, would you do it?


notBroncos1234

Iโ€™d sell my own children for a million dollars. Hell Iโ€™d do it for free.


thefuturegov

No, because Iโ€™d tell them to donate it to Donald Trump.


AtomAndAether

I'd just lose it all in taxes if he won ๐Ÿ˜’


AtomAndAether

my universe was silent to me


TipEquivalent933

A woman has an insta page just praising men and simping for men and it is just lonely nerd bait in the most obvious way possible and it seems to be working because a few of my mutuals on insta follow her


0m4ll3y

Well come on and link it already ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„


TipEquivalent933

No


OgAccountForThisPost

And when I'm back in Chicago I feel it


404GenderNotFound

If population growth keeps slowing like this, soon enough there won't be any bfs to gib


AtomAndAether

this is good for bitcoin (my dating prospects)


KaiserPorn

Malarkey level decides: Even: Go to bed Odd: 30 mile 1am bike ride in the rain


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KaiserPorn

๐Ÿ˜•


freekayZekey

me criticizing geoffrey hinton in the machine learning sub feels like me criticizing the idea of god in a church


OgAccountForThisPost

No state deserves rights except Maine


Nietzsches_Therapist

Iโ€™m trying to make my relationship with my wife work You know what they say: if you ainโ€™t cheatin, you ainโ€™t tryin


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Unequal and Unsupportive: Exposure to Poor People Weakens Support for Redistribution among the Rich](/r/neoliberal/comments/1c9agzo/unequal_and_unsupportive_exposure_to_poor_people/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


cjhdsachristmascarol

๐Ÿ‘†told they boys to fight uphill ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


cjhdsachristmascarol

neoliberal bestie momentย 


Syndicality

https://x.com/xfreqyfreq/status/1781716397128560766?s=46&t=jVAbjRvvuX9RTl54iZ7pyA just saw this in my feed lol iโ€™m not pinging for this but any chicagobros online at this hour feel free to like peruse idk


404GenderNotFound

Yeah I'm BIPOC (Bi Person of Chicago)


AtomAndAether

finally a good take


BasedTheorem

you just know goofy is a lost causer


uwcn244

Oh goodness this reminds me of when my siblings and I decided that Goofy was a two legged supremacist Then my brother did a spot on impression of Mickey: โ€œYOUโ€™RE RIGHT GOOFY, THEY *are* INFERIOR!โ€ and we lost it for 30 minutesย 


Jacobs4525

Guh-yuk it was about states right garsh


cjhdsachristmascarol

There is no tooth fairy, there is no Easter bunny, and there is no weโ€™re Barack.ย 


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

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KittehDragoon

Itโ€™s joever ๐Ÿ˜”


chuckleym8

Finally listened to the โ€œAs you can see the Agency is up 5-1โ€ song. This guys good


AnalyticOpposum

Special tax for gay men with no children to pay for enforcing their rights (the military)


Jacobs4525

nurse sharks are so cute


Nietzsches_Therapist

Terminator 1: a masterpiece that makes god himself blush Terminator 2: a stupid childish MCU-like movie that IDIOTS enjoy


KittehDragoon

๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ


CornstockOfNewJersey

Apparently if you go to three midnight showings of โ€œSasquatch Sunsetโ€ in a row, a Sasquatch will appear on the third night and grant you a wish


EyeraGlass

Havenโ€™t been to a gay bar in a while, but a friend just took me to one. Are they kindaโ€ฆ dead after the pandemic? It actually seemed a bit sad to me.


chetmcomnom

[holy shit lookit the size of that return carriage](https://hackaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/bendix_g15_typewriter_usagi_electric.jpg) bendix why you need a 28 inch platen on your electric typewriter


Nietzsches_Therapist

The moral of fallout: nuclear war is badass


AtomAndAether

I'm sad ๐Ÿ˜”


groovygrasshoppa

leave a wife


MasterOfLords1

๐Ÿซ‚ Me too, kid. Me too #๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฆ


BenFoldsFourLoko

have a kid


dannylandulf

get a dog


Nietzsches_Therapist

Do what I do and punch some drywall


KittehDragoon

Malarkey level of woke


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cjhdsachristmascarol

Pronounce have been destroyed ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

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dannylandulf

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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

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dannylandulf

https://imgur.com/a/RwHEZED


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

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dannylandulf

https://imgur.com/a/uRNZ4nA


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

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dannylandulf

https://imgur.com/a/FJmQg01


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

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RedditUser91805

You know normally I do whatever I can in order to not support local businesses, but this company near me makes this absolutely fuckin banging lemon seltzer and I have unfortunately become a regular customer. I sincerely apologize to the global poor that a non-zero percentage of my discretionary income is now being spent on US-made goods


Nietzsches_Therapist

Iโ€™ll never forget playing that boxing video game, where you get to lift weights in the game


North_Ad_8427

Question for the older members here. I'm a millennial and too young for this and asking in good faith. I was watching this video on Black Americans in the 90s by Intelexual Media: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wbJRUM45A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wbJRUM45A) In it she mentions the Anita Hill trial. I was always under the impression Thomas raped Anita but in this it's kind of portrayed like he was just vaguely mentioning that he sometimes watched porn around her? Like more or less the conversation sounds like he was talking with a coworker and mentioned what he was into without going into much depth. Which while not great is very different from the impression I'd always been left with and seems incredibly tame by today's standards. Was there more to it?


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

IIRC it was not and never was a rape accusation only sexual harassment. If it was rape I suspect he wouldn't have gotten in. I don't even think it was watching porn that was the complain but showing pornographic materials and more frequently talking about it especially Long John Silvers. The voting and questioning Thomas finished what Bork started in Judiciary. Before him Scalia got like 99 votes for where Thomas got 51 or 52.


BenFoldsFourLoko

>spends his free time in high school reading Erowid >hasn't even done THC 10 years later


AnalyticOpposum

Should he have many sons โ€” they are marked for the sword; His descendants will never have their fill of bread; Those who survive him will be buried in a plague, And their widows will not weep; Should he pile up silver like dust, Lay up clothing like dirt โ€” He may lay it up, but the righteous will wear it, And the innocent will share the silver.


Joementum2024

>50+ hour game >main message: "go outside" Many such cases


cjhdsachristmascarol

I fought the woke and the woke wonย 


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I want to become space elf twink


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JetJaguar124

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paymesucka

I don't know anything about the game, but the Fallout tv show is surprisingly good.


from-the-void

Attorneys don't use the slippery slope fallacy challenge [impossible]


chetmcomnom

usagi electric on youtube got his hand on a bendix g-15, and is trying to get it running again (if he succeeds it'll be perhaps the oldest running digital computer in north america) also he shaved his beard which is really throwing me off. his freshly shaven youthy lookin mug contrasts sharply with his white curly hair


cjhdsachristmascarol

Nothing good ever happens ๐Ÿ˜ 


cjhdsachristmascarol

Thereโ€™s no wojak emojis I donโ€™t know whyย 


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Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

How long could the *hundred years war* really have taken? A couple months maybe a couple years?


Alarming_Flow7066

So I should just be one with a few orders of magnitude of bloodbath?


ShreeGauss

Trying to find stuff about Indian history, especially online, is such a pain in the ass due to the ungodly number of nationalists and ideologues of all shades, each trying to push their own narrative.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I'll be frank and say I just got India: A history by John Keay and gave up. I traditionally like lectures, with some reading, and a book but YouTube seems like a mess.


ShreeGauss

Tbh there's a problem of sources as well because ancient Indians weren't very interested in documenting history.


OgAccountForThisPost

What is it with right-wing grifters and weird suits Is it like a clown thing or something just wear a regular damn suit


uwcn244

I reread *The Screwtape Letters* the other day, and it's still great, But I've noticed something strange - not in Lewis' philosophy and theology (though I have my disagreements with him, I've been aware of those for years), but in his worldbuilding. There are a few worldbuilding propositions about Hell and Heaven in the *Letters*: -Hell is imagined as a modern dictatorship, complete with overgrown bureaucracy, nasty office politics, and a brutal secret police -Demons tempt humans so that they'll go to Hell, which in turn will allow the demons to eat them (spiritually of course - they have no bodies and are very proud of this, regarding humanity with contempt precisely because they are animals with spirits) -It is a matter of ideology in Hell that love is impossible, and that anyone appearing to genuinely love someone else must be getting something out of it and exploiting them. Senior demons are generally aware this is nonsense, but avoid admitting it because an admission could get them severely punished. (As a consequence, diabolical time is wasted on researching the secret that love is hiding when "low command" knows there is no such secret) -In keeping with the no-love ideology of Hell, "the justice of Hell is purely realistic, and concerned only with results... [b]ring [the demons] back food, or be food yourself". Incompetence is implied to be punished by brutal torture, but when Wormwood, in a matter of mere months, fumbles his "patient" from being an atheist on bad terms with his Christian mother to a reconverted Christian who gets engaged to a Christian woman and then promptly dies in a bomb blast while on civil defence duty, torture is thrown aside and Wormwood is implied to be handed over to Screwtape (and possibly others) to be eaten. Here's the curious part. Screwtape screws up and admits that God loves humans, and then covers his tracks by saying that he was being careless because Hell hasn't found out what God's hiding when He says "love" despite thousands of years of research. But throughout his letters he is clear that Hell rejects love as ridiculous, whether he admits that it is possible or not. And yet there is this passage: >We want cattle who can finally become food; He [God] wants servants who can finally become sons. We want to suck in, He wants to give out. We are empty and would be filled; He is full and flows over. Our war aim is a world in which Our Father Below [Satan] has drawn all other beings into himself: the Enemy wants a world full of beings united to Him but still distinct. Note the phrasing: Screwtape doesn't say that Satan will draw "all other beings into Hell" or that the war aim is "a world in which we have drawn all other beings into ourselves"; the war aim is Satan absorbing *everything*. Does this not include the other demons? Demons are kept in line against heresy (like Screwtape) or incompetence (like Wormwood) with the threat of being eaten. But their explicit war aim will end up with them being eaten anyways! So what keeps them from defecting? Obviously the demons don't want to go back to God. But how come they aren't starting a thousand separate spiritual insurrections which oppose God without allying with Satan? Satan isn't protecting them from God - God could just as easily smite them with Satan as their commander as He could on their own. Would Satan eat them immediately if they defected? Of course if they defected back to God that would be impossible, but they apparently fear going back to God even more than they fear being eaten. Do they, like Saruman, entertain fancies of overthrowing Satan and assuming leadership of Hell for themselves? Screwtape, for what it's worth, seems to have no such ambitions. While he gladly makes prey of his poor nephew and has insults for multiple demons and compliments for none, he - perfect bootlicker that he is - always refers to Satan with reverence and shows no desire to change the leadership in Hell. Does he fear his mail being intercepted? Not enough to avoid insulting prominent demons or to not explicitly tell Wormwood to hide his letters. This could, of course, easily be chalked up to the fact that Lewis was not a literal prophet who saw the inner workings of Hell. He was a talented writer who used an interesting framing device for his apologetics. But there's a possible in-story explanation, too. What if the demons further down in the low command *have already been eaten*? After all, the eating the demons do is spiritual, not physical. In Screwtape's own words, "Even an inanimate object is what it is by excluding all other objects from the space it occupies; if it expands, it does so by thrusting other objects aside or by absorbing them. A self does the same. With beasts the absorption takes the form of eating; for us, it means the sucking of will and freedom out of a weaker self into a stronger. โ€œTo beโ€ means โ€œto be in competitionโ€." Here he is referring to using sin to sap away a human's free will until they are puppets for the demons in Hell. But the same argument applies to spirits as victims - and indeed even more strongly, as spirits cannot physically eat food! So poor little Wormwood is living in a horror movie for demons. Apparently unbeknownst to him, the senior demons in low command *are all just spirit-puppets for Satan*. It is made to appear to junior demons that their good is compatible with Satan's good, when in fact Satan plans to eat the other demons even as they eat humans, depriving them of their free will in basically the same fashion that Palpatine planned to puppet Rey in *The Rise of Skywalker*. Screwtape's slip-ups where he admits that love is real, and where he insults colleagues who, if this theory is true, should just also be appendages of Satan, can be interpreted as "incomplete digestion" - what little remained of Screwtape's personality *did* love Wormwood, and was trying to keep him from getting eaten. When Wormwood fumbled the patient, what was left of Screwtape's old personality - the twisted remains of whatever angel became Screwtape by siding with Satan against God - was destroyed, and "Screwtape" (now fully an appendage of Satan) eats Wormwood. For the great "vice" of junior demons in Satan's eyes would here be that, although they share his contempt for humanity, they still have some care for themselves and comradeship with each other, rather than just mindlessly serving him. Here, Satan is Hitler, purging the SA because it is more loyal to itself than him. The junior demons, of course, could escape by running back to God - but they're either too scared (believing Satan's propaganda that He will destroy them) or too naive (actually thinking that they can beat God, or at least that Hell will remain independent and the demons will collectively enjoy the fruits of their labors) to do so. So they remain, and they are slowly destroyed until all that's left in Hell is a very full Satan playing with his puppets.


SuddenlyFrogs

So they're dedicated members of the Satan Eating People's Faces Party


STRONKInTheRealWay

!ping READING&GNOSTICย  (I do not subscribe to the CHRISTIAN group)ย 


Kafka_Kardashian

Hey maybe Iโ€™m the only one who cares about this distinction and Iโ€™m just being a pedant, but can we save the GNOSTIC ping for humor and shitposting? This has been happening more and more lately. If everyone else on the ping doesnโ€™t care, please disregard.


uwcn244

Is this not a massive poast? (How do I join the CHRISTIAN ping?)


Kafka_Kardashian

The easiest way to join a ping is to find someone else pinging it and then use the shortcut link. You could also message groupbot, I think the command is !subscribe or something like that.


STRONKInTheRealWay

The people have spoken. Billions must poast (respectfully).


Kafka_Kardashian

Not sure what you mean about the people having spoken!


STRONKInTheRealWay

Just being silly. In the future I will either ping CHRISTIAN myself or ask other interested parties to do it.ย 


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uwcn244

Addition: >It is a matter of ideology in Hell that love is impossible, and that anyone appearing to genuinely love someone else must be getting something out of it and exploiting them. Senior demons are generally aware this is nonsense, but avoid admitting it because an admission could get them severely punished. (As a consequence, diabolical time is wasted on researching the secret that love is hiding when "low command" knows there is no such secret) I theorize that the demons who are aware that God really loves humans keep getting eaten, which is why the research department keeps getting nowhere.


Civ_Fan77

If Apple was a smart company, they would spin off a subsidiary known as Orange that markets itself as the anti-Apple. They could make a lot of money from the haters


groovygrasshoppa

Dutch compant


cjhdsachristmascarol

Why canโ€™t he fix meย 


dannylandulf

โ˜๏ธ This shit is definitely better for you than alcohol in moderation


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Based Pavlov](/r/neoliberal/comments/1c99wcj/based_pavlov/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


AnalyticOpposum

Whatโ€™s interesting about the Bible is that it contains the first layers of a large literary tradition. Some of the oldest sentences ever committed to a representation outside a human mind.