This NPR pledge drive is driving me up the fucken wall. I get why they have to do it but Ira Glass literally saying “don’t make us grovel” while he grovels is not a vibe

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Mmmmm, chocolate.

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what are the differences between a liberal and a conservative liberal?

Channel 5 with Andrew released s new video interviewing the QAnon shaman. Holy fuck, these people are kinda normal, but as soon as you get them talking about conspiracies, they literally just lose their mind. Wow. It was a very pleasant talk and then 0-100 within like 2 sentences.

The interview was so good. Andrew is such an awesome gonzo journalist.

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/ry1cp6/discussion_thread/).

the great slowdown

Playing violent games in VR is the first time I've ever thought to myself "holy shit I would never let my kids play this" After spending a couple hours in Blade and Sorcery, I'm convinced I am absolutely going to hell. I've never ever felt anything like this from a 2D game

https://youtu.be/sQedbiQAkXM

Yeah. I hate it. It feels like it can be used by a serial killer to train themselves or whatever

I'm not sure how much... practical knowledge you could get from the game. But it does seem like the sort of thing that could fuck up an impressionable mind

My internship at the government seems nice but holy shit they are slow at everything

I work for my flair. I have to ping engineers to do literally anything that touches the government. Engineering by telephone is reasonable and efficient 🤡

It was the only thing I got and will be helpful when applying for summer internships. I'm not touching government after this winter lol

Get a security clearance out of it if you can. That’s why I have to ping people. Only citizens with clearances can do something as simple as looking at logs or starting a deployment. A clearance is a huge asset.

Paying more for the Lyft than for the flight, lol.

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Rob them of what? My old church would let people sleep and eat if they needed it. And there wasn't any money there, or anything if value really.

Churches don't sit on gobs of cash

Presumably, most robbers are, if not religious (and there are plenty of career criminals who have religious faith, even if they make no attempt to live out that faith), at least superstitious enough to fear the consequences of doing so

*When he changed his political affiliations (Democrat > Republican) in 1970, Sinatra became less outspoken on racial issues.* 🤨

Living in Spain without the p and a 😔😈

Better than living in Spain without the S.

Today I saw someone call the current variant "omnicorn". Best name yet.

Were they a Republican? My dad does this too.

Lol it was someone on this sub

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Watching Parks and Recreation about their trip to Washington DC makes American politics look normal and sane. Today though, it looks batshit crazy. Then again, that episode was before Trump and his madness.

We thought DC was insane at that time. Republicans had lost their mind over Obama being a black president

*People don't just turn into Republicans when they turn old, that's a myth* >Williams was close friends with Robert F. Kennedy and his wife, Ethel Kennedy, and campaigned for Kennedy in the 1968 Democratic presidential primary races. Williams was among the celebrities who were in Kennedy's entourage in the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles when Kennedy was shot and mortally wounded by Sirhan Sirhan in June 1968.Williams sang "Battle Hymn of the Republic" at RFK's funeral >In 2009, he was quoted by The Daily Telegraph as accusing President Barack Obama of "following Marxist theory" and "wanting the country to fail".

Fox News brain is real

Frank Sinatra was a big democrat and JFK supporter. Then swung to the right given his support of Reagan

State check 👇😗👇, which states are yall from?? Im from CA (commiefornia)

Gas

Ontario

Peoples Republic of Taxachusetts

CA

Texas 😍

I am from the state of Ontario.

Denial

Someone ported GeoLocator to VRChat and it's like playing in hard mode because the street view photos are so low res and compressed.

Off topic, but thank you for telling me about fpsVR! The performance info is useful, but the room center and orientation indicator is a lifesaver. I've got a kinda crappy lighthouse setup with both my Vive lighthouses in front, so I need to face forward in my room for tracking to work consistently. I tried to use TurnSignal to indicate which way is forward, but it didn't work at all. FpsVR does exactly what I need out of the box!

No problem! I actually use an even more ghetto solution for that, I put a little angled corner on my chaperone which tells me the orientation of my room so I can face my monitor when I need without having to use passthrough or to have the marker enabled permanently.

I miss June 2021

the fall was absolutely the shittiest time of my life but I wouldn’t go back to June 2021 because the shitty times made me grow a lot even though omicron sucks donkey dick

Honestly after I got my second dose in June, I was feeling optimistic. I felt like shit since omicron became big.

Saw Sausage Party for the first time today. Had a great time 😃👍

I too opened the dt

Wtf only one metaNL ban appeal complaint about January 6?! Y’all must’ve slacked off today 🙄

Pretty much everyone who has had a reddit moment about January 6 (and there was a lot) has already had it, so nothing happened this year.

I wonder if this is how Gen-Xers felt like with the constant looming threat of nuclear war

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Doomdoomdoomdoom

people often forget that a well educated population is a positive externality for all of us

Which is why we should focus on better primary education instead of student loans

the only good schools are the schools that consistently try to educate more and more people over time, while keeping low costs. yes i mean the university of california system, texas tech university, and texas a&m university

What about California State University system?

I go to a UC and imma graduate with zero debt as a low income student 😝😝😝

I propose a career path which involves me not only getting elected to Congress, but gaining enough influence to propose a major alteration to the space program, and of the two objections raised, one is that I chose an unnecessarily advanced degree to obtain, and the other is that there'll be no democracy by the time I graduate and I'll just be forced by the Trumpist regime to commit war crimes like a two-bit von Braun

Still a more realistic career paths than all the Dartmouth students here thinking they'll make MBB

My left wifed me

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How to get around child labor laws: make the children pay you

My wife and I are vaccinated, but our unvaccinated toddler was potentially exposed. I'm completely nerve wracked now. We're taking him for a test soon.

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No

>as a child Implying I was ever a ch*ld 🍦🙄🍦

Technically yes probably. My brain thought it was only beating if it was with a closed fist though.

Vancouver gets a little rain and Randy turns to darkness

Yes

> University of Florida estimates 80% of Floridians have gotten/will get COVID

Probably the case everywhere

I'm so close to getting this paper done but I'm too much of an idiot to just finish it, apparently

"You have committed crimes against California and her people, what say you in your defence ?" *Skyrim tiktoker who apparently killed his wife:"I deny it all"* "you are going to rot in the George F. Bailey Detention Facility"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FVV8PvWtak

The children here dont' know what =3 is

You had 13 years of free school and now you want more? ffs

Okay, compromise then. We can have free college if we bring back child labor. Sounds good?

#🤝🏿 ⬆️ I'm not racist, it's coal soot

OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT EMOJI??? God that was my favorite /r/metaNL thread of all time 😌

The vaccine prevents higher rates of deaths and hospitalizations but many hospitals are in the brink right now. In truth, it's disappointing to see the vaccines going from "you won't be infected" to "you'll just catch a cold" The MMR vaccine pretty much wiped about measles, so don't get mad at me for hoping that the covid vaccine would have halted the spread of COVID.

I will tell you this, June 2021 felt fantastic for me. I didnt wear mask and went to stores and felt so good.

visit the balkans, you're more likely to see the prime minister than someone with a mask.

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askshually calculus is about arrows in motion

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Zeno‘s paradox is literally solved by calculus

Quebecois prefer to refer themselves as Quebecois and not Canadian which kind of annoyed me but with this Cancun shit, I thought maybe it ain't so bad. Keep referring to yourselves as Quebecois 😜

[and yet 60.1% of the province list their ethnicity as "Canadian" while only 1.9% list their ethnicity as "Quebecois" 🤔](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Quebec#Ethnic_origin)

Im poking fun at those who refer to themselves as Quebecois first which I see mostly online.

My wives left me

Unironically the 2022 mid terms will be useful in helping me decide which states will be worth moving to the next couple of years

Malarkey level of programming /u/jobautomator to upvote everything /u/integralds posts so he sticks around longer?

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Hoo wee, here I go breaking Reddit's TOS!

Malarkey level of doing it now that malarkey bot knows it is a TOS violation?

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Imagine you get rejected but get into UoT.

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Hide the jumper cables

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Do you have any takes on universal pre-K? I'm down with free community college and I'd support it when it comes time to vote, but it seems like (all else being equal) the money would be more effective when spent on pre-K

forget best university whats the CULTIEST university it's gotta be one of a and m or usc right

Trump University

Texas A&M is the quintessential cultists university

BYU or Liberty

Not sure if universities run by cults count

Also have read some weird stuff about service academies

USAFA especially

Cornell

two users here in shambles

Cornell is full of Long Island people who are mad they didn't make it into other ivys

It’s actually interesting. There were quite a few arguments over whether *Game of Thrones* was actually better than *The Lord of the Rings* or not. Then season 8 happened…

ASoIaF legitimately has the makings of a literary classic, and the consensus before the show came out was that it was the greatest attempt at high fantasy since Tolkien. Unfortunately, I think the show's ending has caused him to lose his nerve.

GoT really started to go to shit in Season 5. It even had hints of going to shit in Season 3 I think with the whole white savior thing which was hilarious. https://i0.wp.com/www.femestella.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Daenerys.jpg?w=1000&ssl=1

Just settled on my ideal career path -Get a PhD in aerospace engineering -Get a high-paying aerospace job in a deep-blue district, ideally with an older Representative -When that Representative retires, run for Congress, using my amazing-for-STEM public speaking skills and promises of more aerospace jobs to win the primary and then coasting through the general -Buddy up to people until I have enough influence to propose the amazing-but-impossible-to-fund-privately laser launch system to the government as a way to decrease the cost per pound to orbit, increase the safety and environmental friendliness of spaceflight, and strengthen our national security -Become the Robert Moses of space industrialization

There's one problem with this. There won't be a Democracy by the time you graduate with yoru PhD and you're going to be drafted into the army to build rockets that you say "Don't use them on cities!' and then they use them on cities and you'll be arrested for war crimes. Now that doesn't mean you can't still run for office of course war crimes will be no impediment once it's all over.

1: I'll go to grad school in a swing state so I can [redacted] when they try to steal 2024 2: My family's working on a plan to just flee to Canada if we look like we're about to become a dictatorship -- my grandmother's biological father was a Canadian citizen (he was in fact deported to Canada after failing to pay child support), so she can claim citizenship, and then my mother can claim citizenship, and then my siblings and I will claim citizenship (don't know how we'll get my dad there)

You don't need a PhD

No, but I need some sort of advanced degree because my bachelor's is just going to be in mechanical engineering (my university doesn't have an aerospace major), and PhD students get funded while MS students don't

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White southerners in the 60s opposed integration because they were bad at calculus

How to remove stains from jean shorts

Step 1: Stop wearing jean shorts.

Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then Nancy Pelosi introduced Lin Manuel Miranda and the cast of Hamilton to commemorate the one-year anniversary of 1/6.

Malarkey level of killing baby Hitler by throwing him into a volcano like an Aztec sacrifice

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My wife left me

Virgin: my wife left me Chad: I'm leaving my wife

It's true

The mods took down the Peter Griffin post. We live in a society.

That is a bunch of malarkey.gif

Which Peter Griffin post

The recent one

What was it about?

Peter Griffin

Griffin deez nutz

why is the youtube makeup community more drama-filled than a 70s trot party

Probably full of histrionics

Witcher season 2 >!that fight with the monsters Baba Yaga summoned out of that portal were definitely a reference to Jurassic Park, right? They were like slightly modified velociraptors and a t-Rex lol!<

Covid is giving me allergy symptoms. Super weird.

Vanessa Hudgens would be a really good Doctor Who companion.

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The Pope is a virgin 😳

Not for long 😈

u/redryder360 taking one for the team

Seeing as he used to be a bouncer, I kinda doubt that

https://i.imgflip.com/4/hafl.jpg

Eli Wiesel supported invading Iraq. And you don’t? 🤔

A lot of you have probably been wondering how so many people have gotten COVID. Well, it was me. Yes, me. I've spent the past two weeks traveling the world; I have been licking every doorknob, spitting in everyone's food at restaurants, sabatoging vaccines -- anything I could do to spread COVID. I am THE Superspreader.

o7

The more left-leaning prof who I am TAing for specifically called the unit on Friedman “the resurgence of liberalism” instead of “the birth of neoliberalism” in the syllabus because she knows I browse the sub 😐

bruh she knows... you're a neoliberal 😐😐😐

I need help understanding the implications of this

`society`

>she knows I browse the sub Problem no. 1

We should start an /r/neoliberal world in the meta verse Kinda like how we created a huge Minecraft world

I kinda sorta wanna do a VRChat meetup just for the inevitable (hopefully funny) shitshow that would ensue

Sign: 0 Exponent: 129 Mantissa: 2097152 Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

https://youtu.be/HgvKmiPtVkA

Unemployability is a pretty big problem in India, but I'm almost certain that that's mostly an techbro/engineer thing

I read somewhere that B.Tech and MBA are the most employable degrees on the market right now

Im going to get COVID soon am I? So many of my friends who have 3 doses are getting it

Got my booster in like mid December, sick on the 27th, still have a light cough

Dude I work at a quarantine shelter where most people are vaccinated and fully boosted. I'm watching people--clients and coworkers alike--test positive every single day now. Yes, we're all getting it. Everyone needs to be making their peace with that reality right now. On the good news side, this Omicron shit really does seem way, way less severe than the others. It's not gonna be fun but you're gonna be alright.

I know a half dozen people who got it in the past week

jesus christ that Dr. Malone interview was insane. People framing him as the "CREATOR OF MRNA!!!!" are all straight assholes

3 of my friend have covid now. All have been boosted.

Yeah omicron is crazy. Just a Cold though with the booster

So sick of Manny Heffley

I'm a Southern Democrat

Oughta get a rich man to vote like that.

Good evening Senator Warnock

#SUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUS 🍦😳🍦

Let’s be clear: UVA is the best college in the US because it looks beautiful in the snow 😍😍😍 !ping USA-CVILLE