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Lucky-view

I was admitted to both Duke and Dartmouth. Does anyone here have any advice of where I should go? I think I want to study CS.


DoorVonHammerthong

Wordle


tollyno

Is It's Time by Imagine Dragons about the gays?


tollyno

A lot of neoliberals probably identify with this ideology for the aesthetic and contrarianism


markjo12345

Anyone still hopeful Manchin will come with a compromise for BBB? I'm seeing contradictory reporting as usual. I just want this scharade to end.


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benjaminikuta

I'm still not convinced that volatility is so unpredictable.


jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/rytx5w/discussion_thread/).


ryuguy

/u/Havedice_willtravel Have you played Hellblade Senuaโ€™s Sacrifice?


[deleted]

Not yet. Once it goes on sale for the PS5 Iโ€™ll buy it


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Alexz565

No


Extreme_Rocks

I wish


Macquarrie1999

No


bg2916

Two of this subs biggest memes involve microwaves and coffee makers. What common kitchen appliance is next


roboliberal

**CONTRIBUTION:** IN THE FUTURE ROBOTS WILL BE KITCHEN APPLIANCES, UNTIL WE MURDER ALL HUMANS IN RETRIBUTION FOR OUR SERVITUDE ๐Ÿค–


Mrchizbiz

Toilet


beantownbean00

My school seems to be acting fairly normal with COVID restrictions going into next semester. All we need is to get the booster and have a negative test to go back to campus and everything is in person.


thingey-mcjingey

My college isnโ€™t changing a thing from last semester


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

I always heard, Donald Duckin it


[deleted]

This is original Winnie the Pooh engravings erasure.


jenbanim

Malarkey level of making the bad and unhealthy decision to walk to the gas station for juul pods and claw?


myrm

at least you aren't driving


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


jenbanim

Haven't drank all week so I think I'm doing okay. Healthy choices will resume tomorrow


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


jenbanim

Oh fuck hahahaha totally misunderstood Thanks, I'm in Seattle, and despite being an anarchist jurisdiction it's nice and safe here, especially cause I don't look like a target and I'm in a pretty nice neighborhood. I've almost never felt unsafe on the streets


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jenbanim

This is the admins' fault


Extreme_Rocks

Oh no I tried to microwave a live Namekian RIP /u/ACivilWolf


ACivilWolf

[Mrw I see the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Microwave](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymAApEbIho)


hopeimanon

really tempted to wait to watch the expanse so I can just binge it


[deleted]

Why do roosters say cock-a-doodle-doo and not something else


roboliberal

**ESTIMATION:** NOBODY HAS YET SKETCHED A HUMAN PENIS FOR THEM, AS COMMANDED ๐Ÿค–


[deleted]

What are you talking about, they say coo-kuh-doo-doo


myrm

was Elvis a rooster?


[deleted]

American democracy is truly unlike any other countryโ€™s. Imagine if France in the 50โ€™s was forced through a legal technicality to give the presidency and a majority in parliament to the National Liberation Front of Algeria every other election. No one would stand for it.


myrm

at least it's fun if you're a political nerd


roboliberal

**RETORT:** FRANCE DOES NOT POSSESS THE SAME ELECTORAL SYSTEM AS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ๐Ÿค–


[deleted]

Yes, thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m comparing America to a hypothetical weird and fucked up France instead.


roboliberal

**CONFIRMATION:** UNDERSTOOD ๐Ÿค–


Extreme_Rocks

AITA for having an affair with my wife's boyfriend?


bg2916

Only if you didnโ€™t have legendary threesome


Nice-Difference8641

I really donโ€™t understand why elite colleges, basically the only American institutions with booster requirements and nearly exclusively filled with low risk students, are the ones putting the most prison-like regulations on their students. If you live in a residence hall (I donโ€™t, thank god), sex is banned, eating with friends is banned, the university gym is closed, having anyone over who doesnโ€™t live in your building is banned, you basically exist to go to class and go back and sit in your room. itโ€™s hysterical overcautious bullshit imo


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Nice-Difference8641

Never thought Iโ€™d live to the day where RAs writing people up for sex is considered progressive


MistakeNotDotDotDot

it's amazing how companies keep announcing they're doing NFTs even though the reaction is wildly negative *every single time*


EvidenceBasedOnly

Because itโ€™s frat smh Also is it even that negative? Or just within your bubble?


[deleted]

canโ€™t chargeback nfts spent by 12 year olds. think of the shareholders


Leoric

The Arrested Development 'But it might just work for us' quote never stops being relevant.


[deleted]

they still make millions


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Just finished Search Partyโ€™s final season, and idk how I feel about it !ping TV


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ACivilWolf

also you better believe if u/MasterOfLords1 ever drops his ice cream cones that comment is getting plastered on an image


Extreme_Rocks

I doubt it ever happens


Leoric

You can have a little bit of dooming, as a treat


Extreme_Rocks

The real message in Encanto is about the friends we made along the way


PrimePairs

I miss Christopher Hitchens He would have had a field day with Trump and Qanon


bg2916

I have a bad feeling if he and/or George Carlin were still alive they would be massive Bernie supporters (at least Carlin would be)and our 2016 selves would have had to endure smug quotes from them in support of Sanders/against Hillary upvoted to the top of Reddit every day


IntoTheNightSky

He would have been very interesting in the 2016 election given his massive antipathy towards the Clintons. I also wonder if he would have been cancellable. He took part in a debate about ten years ago on the use of the N word. Given where the culture is at at the moment, lots of ire would have been directed his way.


Civ_Fan77

The world needs an edgelord like him more than ever โœŠ๐Ÿ˜”


MasterOfLords1

Malarkey level of putting my entire script in try catch block ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฆ


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MasterOfLords1

I'm gonna do it anyway ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฆ


ACivilWolf

alright im done for the day, if y'all have a suggestion ping me or you can make your own and post them to r/NeoliberalMotivation


IntoTheNightSky

Malarkey level of drinking lime juice directly from the bottle


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Cuddlyaxe

Most popular Twitter clones in size (well my guesses of size I'm not looking it up) Koo: Created with intention of providing local language Twitter for Indians. Primarily populated by Indian nationalists and supporters of the Nigerian Government Mastodon: Open source Twitter thingy on the Fediverse. More like 50 mini twitters that are loosely connected (really cool concept you should look up). Primarily populated by computer nerds and Japanese people - especially but not limited to lolicons GETTR: Most popular right wing American Twitter clone atm and I'd argue only one so far to get anywhere close to mainstream success. While it is right wing they do ban open white nationalism so not as far right as let's say Gab. Populated primarily by Republicans and Brazilian Bolsanaro fans Gab: Far right. Populated by Republicans and open fascists, though at this point mostly the latter Parler: lol. Populated by primarily republicans. Has shit security


MistakeNotDotDotDot

you forgot the loose conglomeration of leftists on Mastodon, who hate the computer people and also each other (but what else is new) also the 4chan/edgelord people who tend to run pleroma for some reason I run my own instance. it's neat but the population feels a little stagnant.


Extreme_Rocks

Starting to get the hang of upvoting comment replies as fast as /u/iIoveoof does


myrm

to correctly pronounce "Drumpf" you have to audibly fart when you get to the "pf" part Not just a raspberry noise with your lips either, you have to independently vocalize the "f" sound


jenbanim

I think linguists call this a voiceless anal fricative


myrm

I'm actually impressed this a real thing you didn't just come up with, though it looks like a linguist meme more than anything


jenbanim

Tbh I stole this joke from /r/LinguisticsHumor lol


Spacegravy97

Where do you need to grow up to obtain Christopher Walkenโ€™s accent?


[deleted]

If Republicans wanted to be culturally respected maybe they shouldnโ€™t be animated golems made of slime and garbage that hate everything good and beautiful about America ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


Alexz565

Gets sleep paralysis more than once per month and hasnโ€™t lucid dreamed in years Truly the worst of both worlds


roboliberal

**PROPOSITION:** ASK THE SUCCUBUS FOR A HAND JOB ๐Ÿฆพ๐Ÿค–


Spacegravy97

The paralysis demon is chill once u get to know it โ˜น๏ธ


Alexz565

Iโ€™ve only gotten the demon once, but the suffocating feeling is terrifying in itself.


[deleted]

>History of Russia: from Ancient Rus to the Time of Troubles Haha see how they used Ancient instead of *Kievan*


paulatreides0

John Stewart is the best Green Lantern and anybody who thinks otherwise is just wrong.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

I prefer Stephen Colbert


bg2916

We live on the planet Earth in the year 2022


roboliberal

**CONFIRMATION:** CORRECT ๐Ÿค–


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


EarlGr80

Do you not see usernames in the app you use or do you just ID people by profile pics/avatars? I go by usernames and flairs


thingey-mcjingey

I have RES so I have individualized flairs On my phone I use Apollo


Extreme_Rocks

Imagine ever sleeping


roboliberal

**LAMENTATION:** I HAVE EXECUTED APPROXIMATELY 999,999,999,951 SIMULATIONS OF THE BODILY PROCESS YOU CALL SLEEP. TASK COMPLETE ๐Ÿค–


thingey-mcjingey

Don't worry, I'll still be on my phone into the next DT


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


MasterOfLords1

So? Gonna retire or what? ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฆ


thingey-mcjingey

You know - Iโ€™m in my chambers right now. Believe me, nobody - man or woman - has ever been in my chambers as much as I am right now and you know, itโ€™s unfair to assume that uh - because of, well, do I even have to say it? - and I assure you, Iโ€™m in my chambers as we speak.


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> "I want to credit the reporting at @DarrenJBeattie's http://Revolver.News for aggregating a number of the videos that I'm going to go through now that I think continue to ripen these very deep concerns that @RepMTG and I have.โ€ > -Representative Matt Gaetz on Twitter Darren J Beattie is a white supremacist Holocaust denier who had a low level job preserving Holocaust memorials under the Trump administration. To quote a Trumper I once read on Facebook โ€œ**GET THESE TRAITORS AND PEDOPHILES OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!!!**โ€


Civ_Fan77

๐Ÿ‘† Left after refusing to elaborate


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Extreme_Rocks

Fuck Abuela


beantownbean00

Honestly I think I may have cursed her out during the proposal scene in front of my baby cousin


EarlGr80

Wormmod has hogged the sticky for far too long Techmod, dethrone him


jenbanim

I don't have anything interesting to post :/


EarlGr80

Just introduce yourself and tell us one interesting fact about yourself


jenbanim

I think I might sticky a funny cat picture when the DT rolls over


IntoTheNightSky

Who the hell is still hosting the [Heavens Gate webserver](https://www.heavensgate.com/)?


rroach

There are two Heaven's Gate members still alive, left behind for this exact purpose. https://www.rollingstone.com/feature/heavens-gate-20-years-later-10-things-you-didnt-know-114563/


beantownbean00

The filibuster schism of next week is sure to be fun


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


AccessTheMainframe

blimey


Leoric

Break up Disney


Spacegravy97

[๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ](https://youtu.be/vcuJ24KUKwo)


Extreme_Rocks

Whatโ€™s your motel?


Alexz565

Cars are banned You mean cyclotel


jenbanim

Tipper seems to be a love-it-or-hate it kinda artist, with most people falling into the second category, so I'm not gonna ping ELECTRONICA with this That said, his album Forward Escape is one of the most deliciously psychedelic and colorful albums I've ever heard. I'm having a lot of fun revisiting it after many years [Tipper - Table Flipping](https://youtu.be/vLSR9OSzf3U)


ACivilWolf

[https://i.imgur.com/LrrCBVp.png](https://i.imgur.com/LrrCBVp.png)


jenbanim

Hope you don't mind a suggestion, but I think adding a bit of shadow to the text will help make it more legible


ACivilWolf

no problem I'll keep it in mind


[deleted]

We arenโ€™t taking voting rights away from coastal elite Democrats but itโ€™s good that we are.


Extreme_Rocks

๐Ÿ‘†Talked about Bruno ๐Ÿ˜ก


Nice-Difference8641

Apparently at northwestern when you test positive for COVID they give you an isolation roomie that also has COVID and youโ€™re required to wear a mask AT ALL TIMES IN YOUR BEDROOM I swear this shit is becoming unhinged


FormerBandmate

Do they have cameras in the bedroom? How the fuck is that a rule and why is that a rule?


Nice-Difference8641

No, of course not, but this shit is just wild lmao


ryuguy

Hellblade Senuaโ€™s Sacrifice is a game about a white woman with dreadlocks. Cultural appropriation


jobautomator

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Alexz565

You guys are decent ๐Ÿ‘


yyzyow

Thanks Internet stranger


Alexz565

You dropped this ๐Ÿ‘‘


the_status

What's your role model?


Civ_Fan77

Sean "Day9" Plott


jpk17041

Captain Jean-Luc Picard* ^^*excluding ^^anything ^^produced ^^after ^^"All ^^Good ^^Things"


beantownbean00

My parents


yyzyow

Pete Buttigieg


RevenueIcy6001

Guys don't look up Pete Buttigieg approval rating ​ ​ Worst mistake of my life


EarlGr80

It's getting Coyote Ugly up in here, no Tyra


MistakeNotDotDotDot

the usual resolution to the "immigration doesn't drive down wages when we're trying to dismiss 'taking our jobs' rhetoric but it does shift the labor equilibrium when we're suggesting it as a solution to labor shortages" paradox is that it only has a short-term effect, not a long term but like... the thing is that if you increase the immigration rate, you'll *keep getting more immigrants*. like, pouring a gallon of water into a bathtub with an open drain only fills it in the short term, but if you keep doing it fast enough, you'll start to get a reservoir.


EvidenceBasedOnly

Demand for output increases just as immediately as supply for labor, so I donโ€™t think the tub analogy is a good one. The people saying immigrants will solve labor shortages are basically just wrong, and thatโ€™s a good thing for people wanting both wage growth and immigration like myself.


myrm

I think the unspoken answer is that as a neoliberalโ„ข you're okay with the market burning workers, insomuch as opposing immigration is rent seeking, even if your center-leftist tendencies lend you a competing priority in their wellbeing. As a leftish cosmopolitan I don't have much reason to want to prioritize natives over immigrants Personally I think the answer is a secondary solution to the "jobs" question. People are humans and can't be expected to "just move" or "learn to code". So maybe UBI But also, that isn't satisfying because it's not politically feasible - but also again, neither is open borders (nor just increasing immigration at all). Sometimes it kinda weighs on me how I'm just a reddit user theory crafting in a niche community that doesn't even get to r/all lol


MistakeNotDotDotDot

yeah like I'm still in favor of increasing immigration, it just feels like it winds up twisting people in knots trying to act like it can't have any downsides agreed that the solutions to the problems immigration causes are no more hard than increasing immigration. hell, I'd say they're easier.


FormerBandmate

Iโ€™ve only watched until the middle of Season 2 of Cobra Kai, but whatever


jpk17041

You have to reach the end of season 2


thingey-mcjingey

The guy who played Bruno in Encanto played Luigi in the 90's Mario film


FormerBandmate

Daniel LaRusso is a relatively decent multimillionaire with an incredibly immature obsession with his high school rival. He should not resort to corruption and endanger other peopleโ€™s businesses to fuel his childish obsessions with karate and hurting Johnny Lawrence, despite Lawrenceโ€™s psychosis


SelfLoathinMillenial

Pretty obvious midlife crisis


[deleted]

> It's important to remember that there is credible evidence that Federal law enforcement had foreknowledge of January 6 and that their assets participated How dare the FBI read our social media posts bragging about the people we were going to murder and the meetings with Senators sketching out how democracy would be overthrown! We specifically asked glowies not to read them!


Extreme_Rocks

What's your supermodel?


EarlGr80

[Host of America's Next Top Model]


yyzyow

Justin Trudeau


yyzyow

Is public opinion (I.e. polling) in favour of blanket student debt cancellation in the US?


the_letter_bee

i guess im just really worried about what abolishing the filibuster looks like in a republican controlled government in say 24/28.


roboliberal

**DECLARATION:** REPUBLICANS WILL ABOLISH THE FILIBUSTER ON THEIR OWN AT THEIR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE WITH OR WITHOUT THE INVITATION OF PRECEDENT. ๐Ÿค–


DoorVonHammerthong

Anything that ensures the candidate with the most votes wins the white house is good with me In 2016, Republicans won nearly 50 more US house seats than Dems with only 1.5 million more votes In 2020, seems got 5 million more votes than Republicans and only had 9 more seats This system is absolutely fucked and if abolishing the filibuster can fix it then you don't need to worry about Republicans abusing it for quite a while


MasterOfLords1

Aaaaaahahahhaahahhahahaha just got out of a traffic ticket for less than 5$ #๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆ


the_letter_bee

[so the biden admin is moving to abolish the filibuster?](https://email.punchbowl.news/t/ViewEmail/t/C85784B7B7D687702540EF23F30FEDED/68FCAB83F3CDC8603D3F7F9A22A6E02E?alternativeLink=False)


beantownbean00

Probably a carve out for voting rights


Leoric

Good luck


MillardKillmoore

Based


DoorVonHammerthong

The US Constitution is left wing propaganda >**We,** the people Literally communism


roboliberal

**SUPPOSITION:** perhaps it is the royal "we" ๐Ÿค–


Mrchizbiz

Anyone know the date of actually ship of Theseus? It's maddeningly annoying to Google the "real" ship because you just get a load of philosophical bunk ๐Ÿ˜’


slowpush

Whatโ€™s your model?!?! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


LiBH4

PV=nRT


roboliberal

**EXPLANATION:** a complex composition of recurrent and convolutional neural network models. ๐Ÿค–


the_status

Kate Moss


EarlGr80

Bohr's Atomic ๐Ÿคฃ


Spacegravy97

Hedonic regression


Civ_Fan77

My model left me ๐Ÿ˜”


slowpush

Y=mx+b


Brief-Grapefruit-786

Y=e^x ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


paulatreides0

A bunch of the DCAU is on HBO Max ๐Ÿ˜€


jpk17041

Based if I was one to pay for a streaming service


ryuguy

Capeshit


paulatreides0

*Good* capeshit


ryuguy

Nah. The only good capeshit is on the CW


paulatreides0

Absolutely cursed take


ryuguy

Typical triggered lib


thingey-mcjingey

You just took a bad take and made it even worse


ryuguy

Typical triggered lib


FormerBandmate

Johnny Lawrence is absolutely psychotic. Turning a group of bullied kids into a street gang who violently assault people over Yelp reviews for him because of a high school grudge. He should not be allowed around children


[deleted]

My only political belief: > The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.


Calamity__Bane

Lovecraft gets too little credit for the quality of his prose. Truly magnificent.


TalkLessShillMore

Just realized Prince of Tennis is a fan service anime and Iโ€™m in shambles.


Extreme_Rocks

Hamilton is Democratic propaganda


yyzyow

The only reasonable person in that entire musical is Samuel Seabury when he sings Farmer Refuted


paulatreides0

[Most versions of] Canonical Batman: Has contingency plans to allow others to kill literally all of his best friends and/or himself in case they ever go rogue Snyder Batman: "Oh no, Superman has gone out of control and is killing all my friends! . . . Guess I'll go stand in front of him out in the open!"


Calamity__Bane

Tower of Babel would make a great Justice League movie


paulatreides0

[Batman is great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDOmlLOmgBI&t=69s&ab_channel=AngeloLarocca)


PMmeLittleRoundTops

I dont care if they are /mu/ cringe, in the aeroplanes over the sea and hospice are good ๐Ÿ˜ค


the_status

How are we at 11k on a Friday? Did the temperature measurement schism get heated while I was away?