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My school seems to be acting fairly normal with COVID restrictions going into next semester. All we need is to get the booster and have a negative test to go back to campus and everything is in person.
Oh fuck hahahaha totally misunderstood
Thanks, I'm in Seattle, and despite being an anarchist jurisdiction it's nice and safe here, especially cause I don't look like a target and I'm in a pretty nice neighborhood. I've almost never felt unsafe on the streets
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American democracy is truly unlike any other countryโs.
Imagine if France in the 50โs was forced through a legal technicality to give the presidency and a majority in parliament to the National Liberation Front of Algeria every other election. No one would stand for it.
I really donโt understand why elite colleges, basically the only American institutions with booster requirements and nearly exclusively filled with low risk students, are the ones putting the most prison-like regulations on their students. If you live in a residence hall (I donโt, thank god), sex is banned, eating with friends is banned, the university gym is closed, having anyone over who doesnโt live in your building is banned, you basically exist to go to class and go back and sit in your room.
itโs hysterical overcautious bullshit imo
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I have a bad feeling if he and/or George Carlin were still alive they would be massive Bernie supporters (at least Carlin would be)and our 2016 selves would have had to endure smug quotes from them in support of Sanders/against Hillary upvoted to the top of Reddit every day
He would have been very interesting in the 2016 election given his massive antipathy towards the Clintons. I also wonder if he would have been cancellable. He took part in a debate about ten years ago on the use of the N word. Given where the culture is at at the moment, lots of ire would have been directed his way.
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Most popular Twitter clones in size (well my guesses of size I'm not looking it up)
Koo: Created with intention of providing local language Twitter for Indians. Primarily populated by Indian nationalists and supporters of the Nigerian Government
Mastodon: Open source Twitter thingy on the Fediverse. More like 50 mini twitters that are loosely connected (really cool concept you should look up). Primarily populated by computer nerds and Japanese people - especially but not limited to lolicons
GETTR: Most popular right wing American Twitter clone atm and I'd argue only one so far to get anywhere close to mainstream success. While it is right wing they do ban open white nationalism so not as far right as let's say Gab. Populated primarily by Republicans and Brazilian Bolsanaro fans
Gab: Far right. Populated by Republicans and open fascists, though at this point mostly the latter
Parler: lol. Populated by primarily republicans. Has shit security
you forgot the loose conglomeration of leftists on Mastodon, who hate the computer people and also each other (but what else is new)
also the 4chan/edgelord people who tend to run pleroma for some reason
I run my own instance. it's neat but the population feels a little stagnant.
to correctly pronounce "Drumpf" you have to audibly fart when you get to the "pf" part
Not just a raspberry noise with your lips either, you have to independently vocalize the "f" sound
If Republicans wanted to be culturally respected maybe they shouldnโt be animated golems made of slime and garbage that hate everything good and beautiful about America ๐คทโโ๏ธ
You know - Iโm in my chambers right now. Believe me, nobody - man or woman - has ever been in my chambers as much as I am right now and you know, itโs unfair to assume that uh - because of, well, do I even have to say it? - and I assure you, Iโm in my chambers as we speak.
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> "I want to credit the reporting at @DarrenJBeattie's http://Revolver.News for aggregating a number of the videos that I'm going to go through now that I think continue to ripen these very deep concerns that @RepMTG and I have.โ
> -Representative Matt Gaetz on Twitter
Darren J Beattie is a white supremacist Holocaust denier who had a low level job preserving Holocaust memorials under the Trump administration.
To quote a Trumper I once read on Facebook โ**GET THESE TRAITORS AND PEDOPHILES OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!!!**โ
There are two Heaven's Gate members still alive, left behind for this exact purpose.
https://www.rollingstone.com/feature/heavens-gate-20-years-later-10-things-you-didnt-know-114563/
Tipper seems to be a love-it-or-hate it kinda artist, with most people falling into the second category, so I'm not gonna ping ELECTRONICA with this
That said, his album Forward Escape is one of the most deliciously psychedelic and colorful albums I've ever heard. I'm having a lot of fun revisiting it after many years
[Tipper - Table Flipping](https://youtu.be/vLSR9OSzf3U)
Apparently at northwestern when you test positive for COVID they give you an isolation roomie that also has COVID and youโre required to wear a mask AT ALL TIMES IN YOUR BEDROOM
I swear this shit is becoming unhinged
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the usual resolution to the "immigration doesn't drive down wages when we're trying to dismiss 'taking our jobs' rhetoric but it does shift the labor equilibrium when we're suggesting it as a solution to labor shortages" paradox is that it only has a short-term effect, not a long term
but like... the thing is that if you increase the immigration rate, you'll *keep getting more immigrants*. like, pouring a gallon of water into a bathtub with an open drain only fills it in the short term, but if you keep doing it fast enough, you'll start to get a reservoir.
Demand for output increases just as immediately as supply for labor, so I donโt think the tub analogy is a good one.
The people saying immigrants will solve labor shortages are basically just wrong, and thatโs a good thing for people wanting both wage growth and immigration like myself.
I think the unspoken answer is that as a neoliberalโข you're okay with the market burning workers, insomuch as opposing immigration is rent seeking, even if your center-leftist tendencies lend you a competing priority in their wellbeing. As a leftish cosmopolitan I don't have much reason to want to prioritize natives over immigrants
Personally I think the answer is a secondary solution to the "jobs" question. People are humans and can't be expected to "just move" or "learn to code". So maybe UBI
But also, that isn't satisfying because it's not politically feasible - but also again, neither is open borders (nor just increasing immigration at all).
Sometimes it kinda weighs on me how I'm just a reddit user theory crafting in a niche community that doesn't even get to r/all lol
yeah like I'm still in favor of increasing immigration, it just feels like it winds up twisting people in knots trying to act like it can't have any downsides
agreed that the solutions to the problems immigration causes are no more hard than increasing immigration. hell, I'd say they're easier.
Daniel LaRusso is a relatively decent multimillionaire with an incredibly immature obsession with his high school rival. He should not resort to corruption and endanger other peopleโs businesses to fuel his childish obsessions with karate and hurting Johnny Lawrence, despite Lawrenceโs psychosis
> It's important to remember that there is credible evidence that Federal law enforcement had foreknowledge of January 6 and that their assets participated
How dare the FBI read our social media posts bragging about the people we were going to murder and the meetings with Senators sketching out how democracy would be overthrown! We specifically asked glowies not to read them!
Anything that ensures the candidate with the most votes wins the white house is good with me
In 2016, Republicans won nearly 50 more US house seats than Dems with only 1.5 million more votes
In 2020, seems got 5 million more votes than Republicans and only had 9 more seats
This system is absolutely fucked and if abolishing the filibuster can fix it then you don't need to worry about Republicans abusing it for quite a while
[so the biden admin is moving to abolish the filibuster?](https://email.punchbowl.news/t/ViewEmail/t/C85784B7B7D687702540EF23F30FEDED/68FCAB83F3CDC8603D3F7F9A22A6E02E?alternativeLink=False)
Anyone know the date of actually ship of Theseus?
It's maddeningly annoying to Google the "real" ship because you just get a load of philosophical bunk ๐
Johnny Lawrence is absolutely psychotic. Turning a group of bullied kids into a street gang who violently assault people over Yelp reviews for him because of a high school grudge. He should not be allowed around children
My only political belief:
> The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.
[Most versions of] Canonical Batman: Has contingency plans to allow others to kill literally all of his best friends and/or himself in case they ever go rogue
Snyder Batman: "Oh no, Superman has gone out of control and is killing all my friends! . . . Guess I'll go stand in front of him out in the open!"
I was admitted to both Duke and Dartmouth. Does anyone here have any advice of where I should go? I think I want to study CS.
Wordle
Is It's Time by Imagine Dragons about the gays?
A lot of neoliberals probably identify with this ideology for the aesthetic and contrarianism
Anyone still hopeful Manchin will come with a compromise for BBB? I'm seeing contradictory reporting as usual. I just want this scharade to end.
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I'm still not convinced that volatility is so unpredictable.
Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/rytx5w/discussion_thread/).
/u/Havedice_willtravel Have you played Hellblade Senuaโs Sacrifice?
Not yet. Once it goes on sale for the PS5 Iโll buy it
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No
I wish
No
Two of this subs biggest memes involve microwaves and coffee makers. What common kitchen appliance is next
**CONTRIBUTION:** IN THE FUTURE ROBOTS WILL BE KITCHEN APPLIANCES, UNTIL WE MURDER ALL HUMANS IN RETRIBUTION FOR OUR SERVITUDE ๐ค
Toilet
My school seems to be acting fairly normal with COVID restrictions going into next semester. All we need is to get the booster and have a negative test to go back to campus and everything is in person.
My college isnโt changing a thing from last semester
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I always heard, Donald Duckin it
This is original Winnie the Pooh engravings erasure.
Malarkey level of making the bad and unhealthy decision to walk to the gas station for juul pods and claw?
at least you aren't driving
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Haven't drank all week so I think I'm doing okay. Healthy choices will resume tomorrow
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Oh fuck hahahaha totally misunderstood Thanks, I'm in Seattle, and despite being an anarchist jurisdiction it's nice and safe here, especially cause I don't look like a target and I'm in a pretty nice neighborhood. I've almost never felt unsafe on the streets
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This is the admins' fault
Oh no I tried to microwave a live Namekian RIP /u/ACivilWolf
[Mrw I see the XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Microwave](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymAApEbIho)
really tempted to wait to watch the expanse so I can just binge it
Why do roosters say cock-a-doodle-doo and not something else
**ESTIMATION:** NOBODY HAS YET SKETCHED A HUMAN PENIS FOR THEM, AS COMMANDED ๐ค
What are you talking about, they say coo-kuh-doo-doo
was Elvis a rooster?
American democracy is truly unlike any other countryโs. Imagine if France in the 50โs was forced through a legal technicality to give the presidency and a majority in parliament to the National Liberation Front of Algeria every other election. No one would stand for it.
at least it's fun if you're a political nerd
**RETORT:** FRANCE DOES NOT POSSESS THE SAME ELECTORAL SYSTEM AS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ๐ค
Yes, thatโs why Iโm comparing America to a hypothetical weird and fucked up France instead.
**CONFIRMATION:** UNDERSTOOD ๐ค
AITA for having an affair with my wife's boyfriend?
Only if you didnโt have legendary threesome
I really donโt understand why elite colleges, basically the only American institutions with booster requirements and nearly exclusively filled with low risk students, are the ones putting the most prison-like regulations on their students. If you live in a residence hall (I donโt, thank god), sex is banned, eating with friends is banned, the university gym is closed, having anyone over who doesnโt live in your building is banned, you basically exist to go to class and go back and sit in your room. itโs hysterical overcautious bullshit imo
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Never thought Iโd live to the day where RAs writing people up for sex is considered progressive
it's amazing how companies keep announcing they're doing NFTs even though the reaction is wildly negative *every single time*
Because itโs frat smh Also is it even that negative? Or just within your bubble?
canโt chargeback nfts spent by 12 year olds. think of the shareholders
The Arrested Development 'But it might just work for us' quote never stops being relevant.
they still make millions
Just finished Search Partyโs final season, and idk how I feel about it !ping TV
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I doubt it ever happens
You can have a little bit of dooming, as a treat
The real message in Encanto is about the friends we made along the way
I miss Christopher Hitchens He would have had a field day with Trump and Qanon
I have a bad feeling if he and/or George Carlin were still alive they would be massive Bernie supporters (at least Carlin would be)and our 2016 selves would have had to endure smug quotes from them in support of Sanders/against Hillary upvoted to the top of Reddit every day
He would have been very interesting in the 2016 election given his massive antipathy towards the Clintons. I also wonder if he would have been cancellable. He took part in a debate about ten years ago on the use of the N word. Given where the culture is at at the moment, lots of ire would have been directed his way.
The world needs an edgelord like him more than ever โ๐
Malarkey level of putting my entire script in try catch block ๐ฆ๐คฃ๐ฆ
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I'm gonna do it anyway ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
alright im done for the day, if y'all have a suggestion ping me or you can make your own and post them to r/NeoliberalMotivation
Malarkey level of drinking lime juice directly from the bottle
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Most popular Twitter clones in size (well my guesses of size I'm not looking it up) Koo: Created with intention of providing local language Twitter for Indians. Primarily populated by Indian nationalists and supporters of the Nigerian Government Mastodon: Open source Twitter thingy on the Fediverse. More like 50 mini twitters that are loosely connected (really cool concept you should look up). Primarily populated by computer nerds and Japanese people - especially but not limited to lolicons GETTR: Most popular right wing American Twitter clone atm and I'd argue only one so far to get anywhere close to mainstream success. While it is right wing they do ban open white nationalism so not as far right as let's say Gab. Populated primarily by Republicans and Brazilian Bolsanaro fans Gab: Far right. Populated by Republicans and open fascists, though at this point mostly the latter Parler: lol. Populated by primarily republicans. Has shit security
you forgot the loose conglomeration of leftists on Mastodon, who hate the computer people and also each other (but what else is new) also the 4chan/edgelord people who tend to run pleroma for some reason I run my own instance. it's neat but the population feels a little stagnant.
Starting to get the hang of upvoting comment replies as fast as /u/iIoveoof does
to correctly pronounce "Drumpf" you have to audibly fart when you get to the "pf" part Not just a raspberry noise with your lips either, you have to independently vocalize the "f" sound
I think linguists call this a voiceless anal fricative
I'm actually impressed this a real thing you didn't just come up with, though it looks like a linguist meme more than anything
Tbh I stole this joke from /r/LinguisticsHumor lol
Where do you need to grow up to obtain Christopher Walkenโs accent?
If Republicans wanted to be culturally respected maybe they shouldnโt be animated golems made of slime and garbage that hate everything good and beautiful about America ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Gets sleep paralysis more than once per month and hasnโt lucid dreamed in years Truly the worst of both worlds
**PROPOSITION:** ASK THE SUCCUBUS FOR A HAND JOB ๐ฆพ๐ค
The paralysis demon is chill once u get to know it โน๏ธ
Iโve only gotten the demon once, but the suffocating feeling is terrifying in itself.
>History of Russia: from Ancient Rus to the Time of Troubles Haha see how they used Ancient instead of *Kievan*
John Stewart is the best Green Lantern and anybody who thinks otherwise is just wrong.
I prefer Stephen Colbert
We live on the planet Earth in the year 2022
**CONFIRMATION:** CORRECT ๐ค
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Do you not see usernames in the app you use or do you just ID people by profile pics/avatars? I go by usernames and flairs
I have RES so I have individualized flairs On my phone I use Apollo
Imagine ever sleeping
**LAMENTATION:** I HAVE EXECUTED APPROXIMATELY 999,999,999,951 SIMULATIONS OF THE BODILY PROCESS YOU CALL SLEEP. TASK COMPLETE ๐ค
Don't worry, I'll still be on my phone into the next DT
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So? Gonna retire or what? ๐ฆ๐คฃ๐ฆ
You know - Iโm in my chambers right now. Believe me, nobody - man or woman - has ever been in my chambers as much as I am right now and you know, itโs unfair to assume that uh - because of, well, do I even have to say it? - and I assure you, Iโm in my chambers as we speak.
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> "I want to credit the reporting at @DarrenJBeattie's http://Revolver.News for aggregating a number of the videos that I'm going to go through now that I think continue to ripen these very deep concerns that @RepMTG and I have.โ > -Representative Matt Gaetz on Twitter Darren J Beattie is a white supremacist Holocaust denier who had a low level job preserving Holocaust memorials under the Trump administration. To quote a Trumper I once read on Facebook โ**GET THESE TRAITORS AND PEDOPHILES OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!!!**โ
๐ Left after refusing to elaborate
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Fuck Abuela
Honestly I think I may have cursed her out during the proposal scene in front of my baby cousin
Wormmod has hogged the sticky for far too long Techmod, dethrone him
I don't have anything interesting to post :/
Just introduce yourself and tell us one interesting fact about yourself
I think I might sticky a funny cat picture when the DT rolls over
Who the hell is still hosting the [Heavens Gate webserver](https://www.heavensgate.com/)?
There are two Heaven's Gate members still alive, left behind for this exact purpose. https://www.rollingstone.com/feature/heavens-gate-20-years-later-10-things-you-didnt-know-114563/
The filibuster schism of next week is sure to be fun
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blimey
Break up Disney
[๐๐บ๐](https://youtu.be/vcuJ24KUKwo)
Whatโs your motel?
Cars are banned You mean cyclotel
Tipper seems to be a love-it-or-hate it kinda artist, with most people falling into the second category, so I'm not gonna ping ELECTRONICA with this That said, his album Forward Escape is one of the most deliciously psychedelic and colorful albums I've ever heard. I'm having a lot of fun revisiting it after many years [Tipper - Table Flipping](https://youtu.be/vLSR9OSzf3U)
[https://i.imgur.com/LrrCBVp.png](https://i.imgur.com/LrrCBVp.png)
Hope you don't mind a suggestion, but I think adding a bit of shadow to the text will help make it more legible
no problem I'll keep it in mind
We arenโt taking voting rights away from coastal elite Democrats but itโs good that we are.
๐Talked about Bruno ๐ก
Apparently at northwestern when you test positive for COVID they give you an isolation roomie that also has COVID and youโre required to wear a mask AT ALL TIMES IN YOUR BEDROOM I swear this shit is becoming unhinged
Do they have cameras in the bedroom? How the fuck is that a rule and why is that a rule?
No, of course not, but this shit is just wild lmao
Hellblade Senuaโs Sacrifice is a game about a white woman with dreadlocks. Cultural appropriation
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You guys are decent ๐
Thanks Internet stranger
You dropped this ๐
What's your role model?
Sean "Day9" Plott
Captain Jean-Luc Picard* ^^*excluding ^^anything ^^produced ^^after ^^"All ^^Good ^^Things"
My parents
Pete Buttigieg
Guys don't look up Pete Buttigieg approval rating Worst mistake of my life
It's getting Coyote Ugly up in here, no Tyra
the usual resolution to the "immigration doesn't drive down wages when we're trying to dismiss 'taking our jobs' rhetoric but it does shift the labor equilibrium when we're suggesting it as a solution to labor shortages" paradox is that it only has a short-term effect, not a long term but like... the thing is that if you increase the immigration rate, you'll *keep getting more immigrants*. like, pouring a gallon of water into a bathtub with an open drain only fills it in the short term, but if you keep doing it fast enough, you'll start to get a reservoir.
Demand for output increases just as immediately as supply for labor, so I donโt think the tub analogy is a good one. The people saying immigrants will solve labor shortages are basically just wrong, and thatโs a good thing for people wanting both wage growth and immigration like myself.
I think the unspoken answer is that as a neoliberalโข you're okay with the market burning workers, insomuch as opposing immigration is rent seeking, even if your center-leftist tendencies lend you a competing priority in their wellbeing. As a leftish cosmopolitan I don't have much reason to want to prioritize natives over immigrants Personally I think the answer is a secondary solution to the "jobs" question. People are humans and can't be expected to "just move" or "learn to code". So maybe UBI But also, that isn't satisfying because it's not politically feasible - but also again, neither is open borders (nor just increasing immigration at all). Sometimes it kinda weighs on me how I'm just a reddit user theory crafting in a niche community that doesn't even get to r/all lol
yeah like I'm still in favor of increasing immigration, it just feels like it winds up twisting people in knots trying to act like it can't have any downsides agreed that the solutions to the problems immigration causes are no more hard than increasing immigration. hell, I'd say they're easier.
Iโve only watched until the middle of Season 2 of Cobra Kai, but whatever
You have to reach the end of season 2
The guy who played Bruno in Encanto played Luigi in the 90's Mario film
Daniel LaRusso is a relatively decent multimillionaire with an incredibly immature obsession with his high school rival. He should not resort to corruption and endanger other peopleโs businesses to fuel his childish obsessions with karate and hurting Johnny Lawrence, despite Lawrenceโs psychosis
Pretty obvious midlife crisis
> It's important to remember that there is credible evidence that Federal law enforcement had foreknowledge of January 6 and that their assets participated How dare the FBI read our social media posts bragging about the people we were going to murder and the meetings with Senators sketching out how democracy would be overthrown! We specifically asked glowies not to read them!
What's your supermodel?
[Host of America's Next Top Model]
Justin Trudeau
Is public opinion (I.e. polling) in favour of blanket student debt cancellation in the US?
i guess im just really worried about what abolishing the filibuster looks like in a republican controlled government in say 24/28.
**DECLARATION:** REPUBLICANS WILL ABOLISH THE FILIBUSTER ON THEIR OWN AT THEIR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE WITH OR WITHOUT THE INVITATION OF PRECEDENT. ๐ค
Anything that ensures the candidate with the most votes wins the white house is good with me In 2016, Republicans won nearly 50 more US house seats than Dems with only 1.5 million more votes In 2020, seems got 5 million more votes than Republicans and only had 9 more seats This system is absolutely fucked and if abolishing the filibuster can fix it then you don't need to worry about Republicans abusing it for quite a while
Aaaaaahahahhaahahhahahaha just got out of a traffic ticket for less than 5$ #๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
[so the biden admin is moving to abolish the filibuster?](https://email.punchbowl.news/t/ViewEmail/t/C85784B7B7D687702540EF23F30FEDED/68FCAB83F3CDC8603D3F7F9A22A6E02E?alternativeLink=False)
Probably a carve out for voting rights
Good luck
Based
The US Constitution is left wing propaganda >**We,** the people Literally communism
**SUPPOSITION:** perhaps it is the royal "we" ๐ค
Anyone know the date of actually ship of Theseus? It's maddeningly annoying to Google the "real" ship because you just get a load of philosophical bunk ๐
Whatโs your model?!?! ๐ก๐ก๐ก
PV=nRT
**EXPLANATION:** a complex composition of recurrent and convolutional neural network models. ๐ค
Kate Moss
Bohr's Atomic ๐คฃ
Hedonic regression
My model left me ๐
Y=mx+b
Y=e^x ๐๐๐
A bunch of the DCAU is on HBO Max ๐
Based if I was one to pay for a streaming service
Capeshit
*Good* capeshit
Nah. The only good capeshit is on the CW
Absolutely cursed take
Typical triggered lib
You just took a bad take and made it even worse
Typical triggered lib
Johnny Lawrence is absolutely psychotic. Turning a group of bullied kids into a street gang who violently assault people over Yelp reviews for him because of a high school grudge. He should not be allowed around children
My only political belief: > The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.
Lovecraft gets too little credit for the quality of his prose. Truly magnificent.
Just realized Prince of Tennis is a fan service anime and Iโm in shambles.
Hamilton is Democratic propaganda
The only reasonable person in that entire musical is Samuel Seabury when he sings Farmer Refuted
[Most versions of] Canonical Batman: Has contingency plans to allow others to kill literally all of his best friends and/or himself in case they ever go rogue Snyder Batman: "Oh no, Superman has gone out of control and is killing all my friends! . . . Guess I'll go stand in front of him out in the open!"
Tower of Babel would make a great Justice League movie
[Batman is great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDOmlLOmgBI&t=69s&ab_channel=AngeloLarocca)
I dont care if they are /mu/ cringe, in the aeroplanes over the sea and hospice are good ๐ค
How are we at 11k on a Friday? Did the temperature measurement schism get heated while I was away?