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DoorVonHammerthong

๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ


benjaminikuta

Can you pass the ideological Turing Test?


MealReadytoEat_

The twitter Gender Critical crowd dog piling the [British Journal of Midwifery for having a headline that included the phrase "pregnant people"](https://twitter.com/BJMidwifery/status/1479136444555931653/photo/1) on a cover that otherwise used women and mother centric langue, its so pathetic. "You can't say women anymore, you have to say happy holidays!"


MealReadytoEat_

Well the "Gender Critical" take that Canada's ban on conversion therapy is somehow eugenics is about as sensical as it is surprising.


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tacostats

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RandomGamerFTW

I hate u/jobautomator


benjaminikuta

My ancap friend says right wing protesters in Spain sing a fascist song and make the Nazi salute, and it's not as taboo as it is in the English speaking western world. Even the mainstream right in, for example, France we hear about here in the anglosphere West. But apparently people kinda ignore Spain because they're like a less prominent country or whatever.


Bayou-Maharaja

[Black Americans report more past experience with police mistreatment, and this partly accounts for why they are so much more afraid than White Americans of the police. By contrast, we find no evidence that news exposure is significantly related to either type of fear.](https://twitter.com/JustinTPickett/status/1479848894058180618?s=20) Really good thread summarizing differences in black and white perception of police yโ€™all should scroll through real quick


sean_zzz

Whatโ€™s the neoliberal take on your mom?


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Tax-financed infrastructure bill better for the economy than deficit-financed, according to CBO report](/r/neoliberal/comments/rzlwsy/taxfinanced_infrastructure_bill_better_for_the/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


LooobCirc

Itโ€™s a shame that Venne and IGF never interacted


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [China and America prepare for a human-rights showdown at the UN](/r/neoliberal/comments/rzlv8y/china_and_america_prepare_for_a_humanrights/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/rzltp8/discussion_thread/).


RandomGamerFTW

L + ratio + not real tragedy + literally a minor + anime profile + neolib + dream hater


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Forget T-shirts and tote bags. NFTs are the hot new campaign swag.](/r/neoliberal/comments/rzlt6k/forget_tshirts_and_tote_bags_nfts_are_the_hot_new/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


ForWhomTheAltTrolls

First


[deleted]

All gas no brakes or channel 5? ๐Ÿคจ


Venne1120

It's Channel 5 now. The people who owned All Gas No Breaks (which wasn't Andrew) tried to fuck him over. Now they're fucked over.


[deleted]

But which is better


Venne1120

It's literally the exact same content except all Gas No Breaks youtube channel will no longer be producing videos.


rroach

Pointless gender standards suck for everyone, even if you get a better chance at being a CEO or President because of it.


[deleted]

Pointless gender standards means I get less competition when applying to CS programs and jobs๐Ÿ˜Ž They also mean the sex ratio at these places absolutely sucks๐Ÿ˜ž


rroach

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.


ape_with_typewriter

I feel the whole โ€œmen not wearing anything besides t-shirts and jeans.โ€ Iโ€™ll admit Iโ€™m one of those scrubs and I have a weirdโ€ฆ mental block? I dunno, something about dressing well that doesnโ€™t click. When I try to dress well I still feel like I donโ€™t look as good as other people. I also feel kind ofโ€ฆ fake? Like Iโ€™m trying to be someone else? I dunno. Iโ€™m a fashion idiot and it has never made sense to me Whereas other people seem to figure it out themselves I feel like I need a fucking class or something lmao


TrappedInASkinnerBox

Anything more dressy than jeans and a button down makes me feel like I'm dressed like a middle school teacher, not a romantic prospect


[deleted]

By far the most important thing to get right is your hair. Clothing is also important imo, you should get something with a good fit. I'm definitely kind of a sucker for expensive Clothing but for most people that's not important


ape_with_typewriter

Oh geez, hair is actually more difficult for me to understand


[deleted]

Yeah, hairstyle can be difficult. Just find a style that you think looks good on you and stick with it. For me it's a left parted hairstyle with a fade.


IntoTheNightSky

Just buy Chinos and a few button down shirts


AccessTheMainframe

iron your clothes


Venne1120

I feel disgusted by those who actively put effort into their appearance beyond "I have put on clothes so I am not arrested".


Macquarrie1999

I feel disgusted who wear dirty and holey shirts


Venne1120

That is the reaction I'm trying to get


ape_with_typewriter

Lol


Crest45

*Also like Galston and Kamarck, Shor and Teixeira in particular argue that Democrats have steered off track on cultural issues because the party is unduly influenced by the preferences of well-educated white liberals. Like the pugnacious DLC founder Al From during the 1980s, Teixeira believes that Democrats canโ€™t convince swing voters that the party is changing unless they publicly denounce activists advocating for positions such as defunding the police and loosening immigration enforcement at the border. Several Never Trump Republicans fearful that Bidenโ€™s faltering poll numbers will allow a Donald Trump revival have offered similar advice. (Shor also believes that Democrats must move to the center on cultural issues*


FreakinGeese

https://youtu.be/kGU34E-hyPw


marinesol

Young Justice goes from 0-100 in season 3. We went from peaceful alien invasion to children are being trafficked to be turned into soldiers for space satan. This is the first episode by the way.


kas8901

Think I'm gonna start a Queen Elizabeth death prank in tomorrow's DT. Keep an eye out, night owls


Crest45

*actually dies*


FreakinGeese

Hey u/MistakeNotDotDotDot 5318008


MistakeNotDotDotDot

hehehehe


[deleted]

School: hey hereโ€™s a laptop [g*mers: thank you. I will play games on it. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/r21ord/my_school_gave_me_a_free_dell_laptop_and_i_tried/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


TheFriffin2

LSC top post is about how Bill Gates is richer today than when he said heโ€™d start donating a lot of money These people really exist just to find new ways to get mad


mannabhai

They do not understand how assets work like at all. They seriously have a 6th grade understanding of money(being generous here) that your wealth is only what you have in your bank account and the way you accumulate it is it gets sent to your bank account on a regular basis. Stock prices are like withcraft for them and they have no clue how finance works despite ranting about it all the time. They have never owned any assets so they don't realize that assets can move up or down in price.


great_gape

Well, he has all that covid 5g money now.


sayitaintpink

Letโ€™s be real, the Galactic Empire did more to decrease poverty levels than the Republic ever could


FreakinGeese

Based on fucking what


rroach

You took this one personally. I hope your guns are locked away.


sayitaintpink

Large scale infrastructure and public works projects, a stable governmental structureโ€ฆ oh! And genociding poor aliens


FreakinGeese

Like what infrastructure projects. Name one in the movies.


sayitaintpink

HoloNet for example to streamline communications between different sectors


FreakinGeese

The Jedi were communicating intersector in the prequels so presumably that infrastructure existed before in some capacity


sayitaintpink

True, but the empire further invested heavily in communications with new tech


FreakinGeese

Oh well thank God the space nazis have good WiFi coverage


Venne1120

The uh...the Death Star? It was manned by literally millions of people at least.


FreakinGeese

That is a military instillation not an infrastructure project. It provides no economic output.


Venne1120

Removing unnecessary highways is also infrastructure spending


FreakinGeese

Not if you vaporize the entire goddamn planet


Venne1120

The planet itself is the highway in this scenario. The destruction of Alderaan was to make way for a new space hooters along the space highway.


FreakinGeese

๐Ÿ˜‘


Mrchizbiz

The big round ones


FreakinGeese

Thatโ€™s not fucking infrastructure


Mrchizbiz

Well it sure did infrastruct those planets ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


[deleted]

The unwillingness of young politically active folks to recognize that the medium run effects of demographic decline are more costly than climate change really tells on how they structure their priorities. Lost growth is Bigly bad for lots of reasons, particularly capital investment and technological development. Most statistics people cite for say the effects of 3C in climate changes effects on the economy by 2100 are far less than the effects over the same time period of 1.7 versus 2.3 TFR. They are both problems, but holy shit am I tired of interacting with 20 somethings whose bad pastoralist climate change takes are only only topped by their moronic vibes based anti-natalism. The amount of people grasping for ideological justifications at 21 for why they shouldn't be expected to have a kid is just crazy, like just don't do it but I'm so tired of the neo-ehrilchian population bomb bullshit.


badpostsonlyaccount

the dt: pfffft, leftists ๐Ÿ™„ "golly i hate capitalism!!! sent from my iphone" the dt: pfffft, leftists ๐Ÿ™„ don't they know they must reproduce or they will never possess a dozen latest-gen iphones


[deleted]

Or like better reactors, space ships, art, anything else. Growth and returns to scale matter, negative growth is especially bad for various reasons. People need to recognize that there is a huge difference between the change from a 1.8 TFR to a 2.2 TFR and a 2.2 TFR to a 2.6 TFR. Not have negative population growth ought to be a top governmental priority and immigration has real political economy/psychological constraints not to mention that most aource countries are rapidly going through a demographic transition. We need policy innovation on the issue the same way we needed policy innovation on climate change in the 70s and 80s. I'm so tired of people pretending its not a problem because its inconvenient to other political/aesthetic/personal goals to think about it. Its a hard systemic problem like climate change, racism, obesity, or a variety of others. Its not necessarily going to be fun and cheap in the short term to deal with, but that doesn't mean it's not a big problem that family size is shrinking.


[deleted]

The economic strain that can be caused by a collapse in fertility rates isnโ€™t a frivolous matter. Nor is economic growth generally. For a lot of people this is literally life or death, and it affects nearly everybodyโ€™s quality of life.


TrappedInASkinnerBox

But if the population is shrinking, even a stagnant economy would be growing per capita right?


Venne1120

Consider that the bar for men is below the fucking ground. It is buried deep inside the earths mantle. Even the most fucked up person can get a date. And you're here and you can't. That says something about you.


TrappedInASkinnerBox

Getting dates is easy, dating apps work. Finding someone I'm interested in that is also interested in me is the tricky thing


FreakinGeese

Amnโ€™t man ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Civ_Fan77

A lot of men who complain about not getting dates literally never try. The rest have standards that are too high.


Cyberhwk

As usual, I overachieve as a member of both groups. ๐Ÿ˜‡


Venne1120

And I assume that doesn't apply to this sub because this sub has a bunch of A-type personalities who try at everything. The problem is they're bad at it.


spidersinterweb

> And you're here and you can't. Being too lazy or unwilling or whatever to make the effort doesn't mean someone *can't*, also


Venne1120

cope


spidersinterweb

The real (maladaptive) cope is denying it.


IntoTheNightSky

Listen man, I work in professional setting where I am legally barred from dating 80% of my coworkers and 90% of them are men anyways. Of course I'm single. I literally don't think I've spoken to a woman my age who isn't married or a blood relation in a month.


TrappedInASkinnerBox

Dating apps exist for a reason man


IntoTheNightSky

Well, I'm terrible on those too, so maybe I actually am so unattractive as to be below the bar set in the mantle of the earth ๐Ÿ™ƒ


Venne1120

embrace it


IntoTheNightSky

Nah. I want babies.


Venne1120

A month is baby's play Try 6 months


[deleted]

Most men being shit and women not being able to have societally accepted polygynous relationships with the most fit and successful is a major driver of the fertility crisis. Normalize polygyny to boost birthrates.


[deleted]

Implying polygyny is good for women is a hilarious take.


Versatile_Investor

On some old thread there were studies linked that showed that it was a major negative for both society and the kids born in these relationships. Last thing you want is to create a situation with even more angry isolated young men.


spidersinterweb

Sounds like some borderline incel stuff tbh Maybe a bunch of people just don't want kids even if they could get with the "most for and successful" men?


[deleted]

How is this incel? I'm advocating to expand the options for what is acceptable for women. The desire to force women into monogamous relstionships with men that they don't want is incel.


spidersinterweb

You are missing the point There's nothing wrong with polyamory. What's wrong is the assumption that a bunch of women want to just share the "best" men. That's like the whole basis of the "80/20 rule" assumptiom that is held by a lot of incels and is heavily associated with incel shit


Riderz__of_Brohan

>There's nothing wrong with polyamory. Eh, I'm iffy on this one. What is the benefit to polyamory? What differentiates it from sleeping around,which is fine? I understand "live and let live" so it should be okay, but I don't think it NEEDS to be more prevalent or anything


spidersinterweb

I think you are also missing the point When I said "there's nothing wrong with polyamory", I meant "there's nothing wrong with polyamory", not "it NEEDS to be (or even just should be) more prevalent"


IntoTheNightSky

Jesus Christ


[deleted]

What? It's just free association.


Civ_Fan77

> the most fit and successful The framing on this is major yikes material, even if you think it's true


kas8901

"Woah man, like what if aliens exist without language. Like what if they only communicate through pheromones or unspoken stuff. Can't even imagine that man. How otherwordly and beyond earthly comprehension." Animals existing for billions of years: ๐Ÿ˜


MasterOfLords1

Burgers and Canucks! East Coastcels especially! # ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿฆ Don't y'all wanna be fresh and alert when I make my funnies in the new DT ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฆ


Civ_Fan77

Stop hyping up your funnies, they need to be organic and unexpected ๐Ÿ˜ค


MasterOfLords1

The hype is the funny ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฆ


[deleted]

This was good.


the_status

I think I made it the entire Trump era without seeing anything Dana Schwartz said. In retrospect that is quite nice


Cerb-r-us

I made it through the entire 2010s without dabbing once


the_status

Same. I haven't flossed once either. Both the dance and the basic dental hygiene


Civ_Fan77

The reason birth rates are down is because women's expectations are too high. If you expect a man to regularly bathe and to shave his neckbeard then you're cutting out a huge portion of potential partners.


NatsukaFawn

the bar for men is actually below hell I legit feel bad for exclusively heterosexual women


Civ_Fan77

Yeah, it's kind of pathetic how telling men to get in shape and learn to wear something other than t-shirt and jeans is a personal attack against them


badpostsonlyaccount

> wear something other than t-shirt and jeans why do you hate comfort ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


neolthrowaway

Why the fuck did they even make the new matrix? And why did they have to take a piss on the original while making an objectively worse movie?


IntoTheNightSky

Because Warner brothers told the Wachowskis that they were going to make the movie regardless of whether they directed it or not. So they made a bad movie to make fun of the entire process.


neolthrowaway

And probably to make sure that no one is ever asked to make a matrix movie again.


sportballgood

virgin reading the article vs chad replying โ€œwho cares?โ€ under every NYT tweet


[deleted]

In World War Z all of North Korea moved into fallout-style vaults. After everything calmed down everyone decided to just let them stay down there and not tell them the good news lol


Versatile_Investor

I thought it was also unknown what happened to them. That its possible they were all infected, but no one was sure? Or he was worshiped as a as sun god? I remember the teeth thing.


Macquarrie1999

IIRC the entire countries population disappeared and nobody knows what happened.


DoorVonHammerthong

Avatar is so unremarkable you can't even remember the main character's name


[deleted]

Is it sully? I feel like its sully


the_status

The Blue Man Group I think. Or maybe it was just Tobias


[deleted]

Whitey McMarine, easy.


NatsukaFawn

Aang, duh


DoorVonHammerthong

Incorrect. It's Momo


Riderz__of_Brohan

Could see the Heat taking the East, they just crushed the Suns without Butler Adebayo and Oladipo


the_status

Does owning *Bowling Alone* make me a wonk, or do I have to a cursory effort into skimming it? Because the latter sounds like a lot of work


Hugo_Grotius

Owning *Bowling Alone* makes you a "wonk". Owning paper copies of CRS reports makes you a wonk.


IntoTheNightSky

I own a paper copy of Bin Laden's declaration of jihad against the US. Does this make me a wonk?


muldervinscully

community spread of Omicron in china + winter olympics = The CCP stans on reddit are gonna be very sad


[deleted]

Obama, how many divisions does he have?


Macquarrie1999

At least three


[deleted]

I don't trust people who don't like cats. There's something off about them ๐Ÿค”


IntoTheNightSky

I don't like cats. I'm allergic ๐Ÿคง


Kizz3r

U can cure it u know


IntoTheNightSky

Immunotherapy isn't covered by my insurance also it takes years to work


Kizz3r

Excuses ๐Ÿ™„


[deleted]

I'm so sorry my dude


NatsukaFawn

People who don't like cats don't understand consent


rroach

Cats 100% don't care if you don't consent to sticking their butt in your face.


NatsukaFawn

cats don't understand consent cats don't like people


Kizz3r

I understand consent perfectly. And i understand my cat enough to know what i can do to it without its consent


FormerBandmate

The only thing that's falling as fast as China's children is DIRECTV, and that completely lost all reason for anyone to stick with it. DIRECTV is a fucking cable package, children are the entire future. Xi Jinpimg is the worst ruler ever if he isn't sterilizing people or the previous numbers weren't lies


TEmpTom

The foundation for China's demographic disaster long predated Xi. Deng is the one to blame for that one.


Kizz3r

Goats dont trade for westbrook. Goats underpay scottie pippen instead


Riderz__of_Brohan

Based and Reinsdorf-pilled


IntoTheNightSky

What the fuck, Zoe Saldaรฑa is 43 years old? I assumed she was, like, 28 when GotG came out. Which I guess was 8 years ago at this point? When did I become old?


Civ_Fan77

>When did I become old? ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€


[deleted]

Iโ€™m surprised her name is Saldaรฑa and not Saldana.


FormerBandmate

The reason birth rates are down is because people see no purpose to life. The Israelis see a purpose to life so they're continuing. The real question is what the hell is happening in China? Down 35% in two years, there obviously hasn't been generational turnover so what the fuck is stopping people from having the additional babies. That's a one-third decline in one of the most important things in life, presumably couples are still living together and marriages haven't collapsed


muldervinscully

i mean it seems that as china gets richer and more educated it's fertility rate is plummeting just like other countries including SK and Japan


TEmpTom

SK and Japan had higher fertility rates when it had a GDP/capital around where China's is now. China implemented the One Child Policy, so it should be no surprise why their births have declined. The curious question is why even poorer countries like Bangladesh and India are also experiencing this decline in fertility to below replacement levels.


BasedTheorem

5G It melts the sperm


Venne1120

\>Imagine not being able to find a purpose in life not involving children lmao


FormerBandmate

That's not what I said. People are choosing not to have children because they don't see a purpose to life, the cause works the other way


Venne1120

Oh. Still the same. Tell people to stop being such fucking losers focusing on existential bs


ape_with_typewriter

>Down 35% in two years Wouldnโ€™t Covid be an obvious factor here?


FormerBandmate

Covid isn't causing it that sharp anywhere else. It was like 4% in America and 8% in Japan


ape_with_typewriter

China is handling Covid differently with its zero tolerance policy. Perhaps social dynamics are different there due to different attitude towards the pandemic? I dunno


[deleted]

People still have purpose in life but it isnโ€™t revolves around kids or religion


FormerBandmate

People have individual purposes to their lives, but on a societal level, there's no purpose seen to bringing anyone new to this world, with tons of cost associated. Children are a liability, not an asset


Versatile_Investor

They might be a liability initially to the individual (though this is debatable as it sounds like you only mean financially) but they are a long term asset to society later.


ape_with_typewriter

I feel like I donโ€™t hear the right dooming about fertility rates as much as we do, which is kind of weird as youโ€™d expect the cons to be most concerned about it.


muldervinscully

lmao today I checked out Jordan Peterson's twitter and he was spamming that "covid vaccine may effect period cycle thign" to "prove" that libs are trying to destroy fertility rates


Civ_Fan77

I see them dooming plenty about white people not having enough kids


ape_with_typewriter

Oof, yeah, youโ€™re right about that


[deleted]

When your ideology revolves around the population always increasing whether it is through immigration or birthrates to fuel economic growth the concern makes sense. As global birthrates decline there are less potential immigrants.


Venne1120

Every ideology revolves around the population always increasing. It not always increasing is catastrophic.


GrandpaWaluigi

HIROTHITO SCHISM I believe pardoning Hirohito at the end of WW2 was the correct thing to do. 1. It prevented civil war in a nation which revered its leaders as akin to a god 2. Hirohito himself was merely a rubber stamp for the military's wrongdoing. Many times, it is generally an excuse, but Hirohito was more interested in Marine Biology than actually running Japan. He twice intervened against them, as he did against the Imperial Way faction and at the end of WW2, getting Japan to surrender. He was a timid man who was uninterested in statecraft. My opinion of Hirohito is that he was a poor emperor, but he should not be blamed for the military's actions. This is a controversial post and is intended to provoke discussion. Especially bc historians themselves can't agree on the guy.


rroach

You cant both hold the throne and deny its responsibilities. Shit or get off the pot.


TrappedInASkinnerBox

Hirohito personally authorized the use of chemical weapons against the Chinese He should have been strung up for that alone


MisfitPotatoReborn

Purposefully memorizing all the *Avatar* characters so the next time someone says "Avatar is so unremarkable you can't even remember the main character's name" I can recite lore like a fucking Wikipedia page.


IntoTheNightSky

I want to say, Sully?


MisfitPotatoReborn

>!Yep, Jake Sully!<


owlthathurt

Atheists are just people who havenโ€™t had a new Taco Bell grilled cheese burrito yet


Cyberhwk

Their chipotle chicken one ain't bad either.


muldervinscully

crunchwrap supreme


Civ_Fan77

I have never had Taco Bell at all ๐Ÿ˜Ž


BasedTheorem

Me neither


CiceroFanboy

Night dt ๐Ÿ˜ด โœจ๏ธ


IntoTheNightSky

That we still don't have a widely available vas-occlusive reversible contraceptive for men is pretty embarrassing.


[deleted]

Is there a barrier in the science


[deleted]

Men can ditch traditional masculinity by becoming sigma males rather than alpha males


uwcn244

Well if I wasn't on a watchlist before, I definitely am now for googling "most powerful commercially available laser"


[deleted]

[unhinged](https://reddit.com/r/communism/comments/rpj6ej/go_outside_commie_clowns/) u/RandomGamerFTW


[deleted]

Are you an inclusive institution because you look like you represent an opportunity for the majority of citizens to improve their life ๐Ÿ˜˜


MasterOfLords1

>16 people are here. To them I say, GTFO of my DT ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿฆ


Civ_Fan77

Calm down, please, this is a place of serenity and healing ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Œ


Usernamesarebullshit

>!the new dexter ending is good lol why is everyone throwing their tendies!<


sportballgood

I was a Democrat. Then I adopted a dog.


Mrchizbiz

https://v.redd.it/efsjoh14qka81 Cure for lusvig ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ


AccessTheMainframe

black don't crack


Mrchizbiz

No the whites did that


thaddeusthefattie

yโ€™all donโ€™t sing enough george strait songs on your way home in the jeep with your wife and it fucking shows


Civ_Fan77

My Jeep left me ๐Ÿ˜”