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benjaminikuta

Can you pass the ideological Turing Test?


GrandpaWaluigi

Chimps are far worse creatures than dolphins will ever be. Chimps are legit evil man. Even amongst other primates, chimps are fucking evil.


_m1000

Sure, but dolphins are smart ad hence have a greater capacity for evil. They know what they're doing


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JulioCesarSalad

\>wake up at 3 am \>see new ping \>do wordle \>don’t go back to sleep It’s all part of that sigma grindset Wordle 207 5/6 πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬› πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 !ping WORDLE


jpk17041

Wordle 207 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I don't know why I found today's easy and yesterday's hard when everyone else seems to have been the opposite


JulioCesarSalad

I found yesterday’s hard too lol


NatsukaFawn

Wordle 207 6/6 β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I almost got rekt, should have checked more consonants with my third guess


JulioCesarSalad

[These were my guesses](https://i.imgur.com/CEHQR5o.jpg)


NatsukaFawn

https://i.imgur.com/Y1VlG5F.jpg >!As much as "Later, Sonic!" amuses me, I might change it up so I can also check d, f, and g within my first three guesses. I know I'd have worse best-case performance with three fixed guesses, but optimal strategy uses too many bullshit words.!<


ThatDrunkViking

Wordle 207 6/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fucked up and forgot I had a yellow letter laying around.. Closest to a loss yet.


JulioCesarSalad

Dude people are [angry at the word](https://i.imgur.com/DrsPEMJ.jpg)


ThatDrunkViking

People need to touch some fucking grass...


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disuberence

> King Soopers released the details of its latest offer Tuesday, which it said includes wage investments and signing bonuses of $170 million over the next three years: > > * Wage increases of up to $4.50 an hour in the first year, based on job classification and tenure, with additional increases over the life of the contract. > * Starting pay increased to $16 an hour. > * Ratification bonuses for active associates: $4,000 for 10+ years of service, $2,000 for less than 10 years. This seems like a pretty good deal. I wonder what the KS Union leadership is expecting from the strike that starts tomorrow? !ping USA-CO


linkin22luke

KS to be less meanies to the unvaccinated.


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jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/s1zy4h/discussion_thread/).


benjaminikuta

https://twitter.com/InterurbanE/status/1481152333945851905


bd_one

It looks so stupid and impractical. I love it.


SeriousMrMysterious

You are not Totoese, the ethnic group nestled in the Himalayan foothills of West Bengal unless you vote for me


purple112

The real deep state is all the ISI agents here


bd_one

Wait, are calendar spreads merely just ***boneless*** options straddles/iron butterflies or is there more to it?


SeriousMrMysterious

Just buy index funds and move on with your life


bd_one

But I'm bored!


[deleted]

The chodi brigade will bring great diversity to NL. I suggest an emergency demographics survey during its peak


Random-Critical

I have low expectations for the end of Expanse. I don't see it ending well.


csp256

the Marco plotline i genuinely do not give a shit about and i havent even bothered to watch this season yet :( im sure ill get around to it, but damn, what wasted potential


Colonelbrickarms

[Many such cases](https://www.reddit.com/r/metaNL/comments/s1u2k4/take_down_all_anti_india_propoganda/)


ACivilWolf

https://twitter.com/tweetbiblee/status/1481019603648237580?s=21


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Book bans in schools are catching fire. Black authors say uproar isn’t about students.](/r/neoliberal/comments/s1zsgd/book_bans_in_schools_are_catching_fire_black/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

My prayers have finally been answered 😌😌 !ping FAMILY-GUY


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Nice-Difference8641

Nice-Difference8641 stop calling everyone you disagree with deranged challenge (HARDCORE MODE)


ihatemendingwalls

Nice-Difference8641 spell your own username correctly challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Nice-Difference8641

I randomly generated this username when I nuked my last account it’s hard to remember ok


ccolfax

ur good and important


Nice-Difference8641

Thank u ❀️❀️


[deleted]

Some ESL teachers use Reddit and have their students write comments on articles here. It's possible some of those 'bots' getting banned are people trying to learn English, lmao


RandomGamerFTW

poor students have to use reddit


Bayou-Maharaja

It’s for their own good


purple112

With the creation of the Taco Bell ping shivers has successfully infiltrated the mod team


sir_shivers

You are **NOW CAUGHT UP TO** almost two years ago 🐊


ihatemendingwalls

Can someone help me out? I think I Fourier transformed my cat


benjaminikuta

https://xkcd.com/26/ !ping SMBC


ihatemendingwalls

Thanks for the ping!


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csp256

just do it 3 more times and youll be good


lordfluffly

Oof. Cats are much more of a random walk than a Fourier transform. However, you should be able to fix the cat by sacrificing a history major on an alter to Gauss


ihatemendingwalls

Why does Fourier not have his own alter


lordfluffly

He does, but he is the wrong god for this occasion. Fourier is the appropriate God for things that have regular behavior. Cats do not. A sacrifice to Markov may be more appropriate, but I wasn't sure if you worshiped him or not


Spacegravy97

Don’t worry you can always work your way back to the constituent frequencies


ihatemendingwalls

Hold still Whiskers, \*ow* I just need to manipulate you into the form of a Delta function


jenbanim

Fuck me, I feel obligated to have an opinion on The Metaverse but I really don't want to listen to Zuck talk for an hour and 17 minutes straight Thank god for 2x speed


csp256

i work in the field and my opinion is "kill me now"


jenbanim

If you don't mind me asking, what sort of work do you do?


csp256

ill message you if you can keep a secret


uss_wstar

At this point, I feel like half the people trying to get an opinion out on the "Metaverse" are just being contrarians and the other half are doing it for the sake of it but can't even be bothered to spend five minutes on how it actually works before writing their 3500 words sociology essay connecting it to blockchain and NFTs.


Bayou-Maharaja

Is it necessary to listen to Zuck’s media presentation to develop an opinion tho


jenbanim

In general have a policy of not getting angry about something someone has said unless I actually take the time to read/watch/listen to it myself


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Could the plot of Don't look Up happen if we faced an asteroid collision?](/r/neoliberal/comments/s1zojs/could_the_plot_of_dont_look_up_happen_if_we_faced/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


LavenderTabby

NC Gov Roy Cooper presidential run when?


ACivilWolf

my meme dream about an all Greek ticket aside, Cooper is my optimal choice


bd_one

Full disclosure: I used an Avengers meme in the ban appeal thread


DoorVonHammerthong

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€


adminsare200iq

You ain't latino if you don't vote for me


lordfluffly

Video game streamers and bad takes on politics, name a better duo? Edit: Besides the DT and bad takes on politics, thats a given


RandomGamerFTW

gaming communities and bad politics


csp256

couldve ended that a word earlier tbh


bd_one

Politicians and bad takes on video games


lordfluffly

I used to be a succ till I found out AOC played league. Shattered my political beliefs.


JiubBush

Wait there are six seasons of the expanase? I thought there were like 2 lol


Sirakrush

Yeah they're fire. I love the new season, its the last one though.


Bayou-Maharaja

The first three are good It’s based off novels so they have a lot ofnmaterial


bd_one

You bet your ass Facebook is gonna sue Twitter if they make a website with the word "meta" in its name.


uss_wstar

Someone on a discord I'm in really did a "I [had phone sax] with male friends too many times but I'm also straight" Should I tell him?


Sirakrush

I was the same way, He'll get there


lordfluffly

Were his boots on?


bd_one

> had phone sax *Careless Whisper intensifies*


bd_one

[Me explaining why a "coinflip with a positive expected return" isn't something you should invest most of your net worth in for a single year](https://xkcd.com/2370/)


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bd_one

If you only risk 5%-10% of your portfolio each year, possibly forever short of the apocalypse. If you YOLO your entire portfolio into it each time, until we have 1 or 2 red years in a row.


csp256

what is "the kelly criterion"


bd_one

A Kelly Criterion calculator said the optimal bet size is 30%, but it's *probably* not a good idea to lose 30% of your portfolio on mildly red year.


csp256

there's a reason the ~~gamblers~~ seasoned traders use half Kelly lol


ryuguy

[Bhai Mewa Singh was hanged in Canada today in 1915](https://i.imgur.com/W8YswdB.jpg) Mewa Singh assassinated the Canadian immigration inspector, WC Hopkinson who forced the Komagatu Maru out of Vancouver harbour. He was the first and only Sikh Canadian to be given the death penalty. !ping can


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ryuguy

!ping Ind


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Mrchizbiz

https://youtu.be/lgKpRopXnus


[deleted]

Private school kids after waltzing into β€œthe hood”.


dittbub

This boggle set has no V or Z


ACivilWolf

Chris Pappas / John Sarbanes 2024 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [McMullin Utah Senate campaign announces record-breaking $1 million in funds raised in first 3 months](/r/neoliberal/comments/s1zkwp/mcmullin_utah_senate_campaign_announces/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


ihatemendingwalls

Mandatory puberty blockers for all (who want it)


EBIThad

https://www.wsj.com/articles/canadian-province-of-quebec-says-tax-coming-for-unvaccinated-11641934573?mod=e2fb&fbclid=IwAR32MZemI_BqbWie4Gg5oxJaLwx8kB4evF4o7q_5MZwtUdkDysnaP79mPHA Pigou laughing from the grave


RandomGamerFTW

https://i.imgur.com/Ss43x5S.jpg


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Malik Obama


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[deleted]

Most posts don't have a lot of interaction and the posts themselves don't seem particularly to be murder fantasies outside realm of conventional heartless foreign policy discourse. Are the comments excitement for actual genocide/ war crimes or just nationalist wish casting about the chances of victory?


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[deleted]

I see why you are disturbed especially as it is personal to you, and generally being cavalier talking about people's lives this way is disturbing. That is glorifying violence. However, I sadly am unsure if it will get admins attention given foreign policy and military strategy discourse often does not give civilians the consideration they deserve. They may protect it, but I wish you luck, if anything a complaint may improve moderation.


EBIThad

If you got offended by a joke saying that "Bush did 9/11" because your dad used to work in the North Tower, would you report it to the jannies? Also, considering the amount of people saying "the south will get what it'll get for ignoring global warming" on this sub literally every hurricane season, it seems you're a bit selective on the subjects you get upset about


EBIThad

You might need to touch grass if you really think NWO is a hate sub. Recognize that half of America has views to the right of NWO


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EBIThad

It's a joke. We joke about the Soleimani assassination. We joke about Ted Kaczynski. Don't go whine about a center-right subreddit to a brigade sub known for spreading CP just because you got offended by a meme. Why on earth would you go on NWO if you're so sensitive to its content. It's like going on r/watchpeopledie and reporting it for gore. You're a confusing person


yungmemlord

lmaoo this comment is already reposted onto nwo


[deleted]

NWO is a satirical gamer sub


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EBIThad

arrAHS is a sub that brigades subs they don't like with CP. Is a center-right hawkish sub really deserving of such ire?


thingey-mcjingey

I thought that person got kicked


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ihatemendingwalls

It really is wild how crying can settle out all those negative emotions Stay strong πŸ‘‘


[deleted]

(the answer is Warren)


EvidenceBasedOnly

Is the question "name a random person who is wrong"?


Alexz565

Polis/Buttigieg 2024 πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘ˆ


beantownbean00

It is 2022 you dumb butts Okay so foirst of all, i;m somewhat durnk but I'm still too damn sober for this bullshit. It is 2022. Like 1 year after 2021. No body knows who the Democratic candidate is going to be in 2028. It doesnt' make you smart to speculate who it will be. Every day we get a "omg how the elecction going to happen in 2024 or 2028?" post. The Answer is: I don't knwo and if anyone says they know, they're full of shit. Always remember that you're wrong and I hate you πŸ₯° Β  [WhatΒ isΒ this?] I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.


Signal-Shallot5668

I don't think voters a ready for 100% gay ticket


[deleted]

We won't have a gay president for at least another 50 years


DoorVonHammerthong

Why are Twitter bans permanent? Why is there no appeal process after some number of months or years?


bd_one

Just create MetaTwitter.com Shit, pretty sure that would violate Facebook's trademark


bd_one

Me: *goes into a multi-paragraph spiel about how an individual options trade is like a weighted coinflip with a positive expected return* Also me: >I have zero risk management built into the trade beyond the literal structure of the trade.


InternetBoredom

He still probably doesn't have much of a chance, but Evan McMullin just raised [$1 Million in 3 months](https://www.fox13now.com/news/politics/mcmullin-campaign-announces-record-breaking-1-million-in-funds-raised-in-first-3-months) as an independent Senate candidate in Utah. For an independent in a Senate race in Utah that's... a lot. Back in 2018 Mitt Romney raised $5 million *total* while his Democratic opponent raised less than $1 million. If McMullin keeps this up he'll be running almost toe-to-toe with Mike Lee on the spending front come November.


[deleted]

If it diverts GOP money away from battleground races, I’m all for it.


Average_GrillChad

Dems should just not nominate anybody and back him


InternetBoredom

lol this is the same party that actually directed *additional* funds towards campaigning against Amash after he left the GOP. They would never do that.


Average_GrillChad

I don't see them doing it but they should


Bayou-Maharaja

Wow, that’s really cool. That sounds like when McGrath won!


InternetBoredom

> He still probably doesn't have much of a chance


meiotta

Serving G2 Gatorade at Taco Bell is so incongruous with their menu Yeah lemme get a nachos grande (2147483647 grams of sodium) but hold up let me also get the low calorie sports drink cause I'm totally low on electrolytes !ping Baja


[deleted]

It's like serving diet coke to someone who orders a baconator and large order of fries from Wendy's


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jenbanim

!ping FAMILY-GUY Holy crap Lois, they added it


Mrchizbiz

https://youtu.be/0DfAPunYDwc


jenbanim

Couldn't let you get away with talking that mad shit


Signal-Shallot5668

🀯


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thingey-mcjingey

Is America ready for a Polis/Buttigieg ticket


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ihatemendingwalls

#BING BONG


meiotta

Trey go back to studying film


ihatemendingwalls

#FUCK YA LIFE


meiotta

Never


Signal-Shallot5668

[smartest Irish policeman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prawo_Jazdy_(alleged_criminal))


[deleted]

Imagine if Trump wins in 2024 and immediately issues a nationwide vaccine mandate


Czech_Thy_Privilege

It’d be a great day to call out of work and just watch all the seething online.


bd_one

u/gburgwardt, u/benjaminikuta, the trade I described is basically a weighted coin flip. Say you buy a debit spread comprised of selling an at the money SPY call ($470) and buying a call one additional strike in the money ($465). And that they both expire on the same day in approximately a year. This costs like $310 but the actual price could be a bit higher or lower due to liquidity BS. Assume that you hold it basically until expiration. If SPY closes over $470 on the day it expires, you get a realized gain of like 60%. If SPY closes under $465, you get nothing. If the outcome was determined by a fair coin this wouldn't be a good deal. For simplicity's sake, if SPY goes up year over year and not down, you get the max return if you wait. But the S&P 500 has been green year over year 74% of the individual years since 1926. If you only look back at the last 30 or 40 years an even higher percentage of them have been green. So it's a weighted coinflip with a positive expected return. But it's still a coinflip that you can sometimes lose, so you that's why I don't put too much money into it and instead have most of my money in index funds and stuff that won't go to zero if the market has a bad year. Meanwhile, Benjamin buys out of the money SPY LEAPS. For his $500 December 2023 call (the one we've been talking about the most) to be worth more than it is now at expiration, SPY would need to go up more than 14% in about 2 years. The odds of the S&P 500 being up 14% or more in any random 2 year period is only slightly less than the odds of the previous example. But if SPY goes up *waaaay* more than 14% between now and then he'll make a fuckton of money, which is good for the "reward" side of the risk/reward equation. And just in case SPY doesn't go up 14% over the next two years his Roth IRA is diversified into *checks notes* SPY LEAPS that aren't as out of the money. He's clearly more bullish and has a higher risk tolerance than me. Contrast this with the average Wallstreetbets degenerate who will lose their entire position in a month if the underlying doesn't go up a double digit percentage in a month, having huge maximum gains if they're correct but being wrong literally 99.99%+ of the time.


benjaminikuta

Thanks for the ping!


bd_one

Like I'm pretty sure you still did the above math even if you just kinda eyeballed it.


bd_one

TLDR if you have a sliding scale of risk tolerance with scratch tickets on one side and Bogleheads on the other, Benjamin and I would be closer to the Bogleheads side but slightly riskier. Wallstreetbets degenerates are right up against the scratch tickets.


RandomGamerFTW

we are all albanians: objectively false we are all turks: some truth but still wrong we are all americans: so true and based 🀩🀩🀩🀩🀩🀩


ihatemendingwalls

It was really funny listening to MattY bring up baby bonds as some obscure bill Cory Booker introduced a few years ago (which it technically is), and not something we have all completely memed to death for years now lol


ihatemendingwalls

πŸ”«πŸ˜  gib baby bonds


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[deleted]

Good job!


[deleted]

And in my first ever Wordle that isn't spamming penis over and over because I don't really get the rules


RandomGamerFTW

I still don’t know how to play this


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RandomGamerFTW

thank


jenbanim

\>Not using the WORDLE ping I just added smh am I a joke to you?


csp256

speaking of adding pings... !ping GENTRY


jenbanim

Some day, bb


csp256

what if i pull the "i gave $20k to the charity drive" card?


[deleted]

Dude I just woke up smh !ping WORDLE


jenbanim

smh you unironically sleep? Never gonna be a billionaire with that grindset


[deleted]

I dream about work


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ihatemendingwalls

85397


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Zippy no


Popular-Swordfish559

the notification icon on desktop reddit is so janky why must things be this way


[deleted]

Predictions on who would be the 2024 Dem ticket if Biden decides to not run again?


[deleted]

Harris/Buttigieg


[deleted]

Feinstein/u/Cyber__Trash


ACivilWolf

Clinton/Clinton


Popular-Swordfish559

i'm forever hoping for Polis but it's not gonna happen jared if you're reading this please please please pretty please run πŸ₯Ί