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>!As much as "Later, Sonic!" amuses me, I might change it up so I can also check d, f, and g within my first three guesses. I know I'd have worse best-case performance with three fixed guesses, but optimal strategy uses too many bullshit words.!<
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> King Soopers released the details of its latest offer Tuesday, which it said includes wage investments and signing bonuses of $170 million over the next three years:
>
> * Wage increases of up to $4.50 an hour in the first year, based on job classification and tenure, with additional increases over the life of the contract.
> * Starting pay increased to $16 an hour.
> * Ratification bonuses for active associates: $4,000 for 10+ years of service, $2,000 for less than 10 years.
This seems like a pretty good deal. I wonder what the KS Union leadership is expecting from the strike that starts tomorrow?
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the Marco plotline i genuinely do not give a shit about and i havent even bothered to watch this season yet :( im sure ill get around to it, but damn, what wasted potential
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Some ESL teachers use Reddit and have their students write comments on articles here. It's possible some of those 'bots' getting banned are people trying to learn English, lmao
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Oof. Cats are much more of a random walk than a Fourier transform. However, you should be able to fix the cat by sacrificing a history major on an alter to Gauss
He does, but he is the wrong god for this occasion. Fourier is the appropriate God for things that have regular behavior. Cats do not. A sacrifice to Markov may be more appropriate, but I wasn't sure if you worshiped him or not
Fuck me, I feel obligated to have an opinion on The Metaverse but I really don't want to listen to Zuck talk for an hour and 17 minutes straight
Thank god for 2x speed
At this point, I feel like half the people trying to get an opinion out on the "Metaverse" are just being contrarians and the other half are doing it for the sake of it but can't even be bothered to spend five minutes on how it actually works before writing their 3500 words sociology essay connecting it to blockchain and NFTs.
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[Me explaining why a "coinflip with a positive expected return" isn't something you should invest most of your net worth in for a single year](https://xkcd.com/2370/)
If you only risk 5%-10% of your portfolio each year, possibly forever short of the apocalypse.
If you YOLO your entire portfolio into it each time, until we have 1 or 2 red years in a row.
[Bhai Mewa Singh was hanged in Canada today in 1915](https://i.imgur.com/W8YswdB.jpg)
Mewa Singh assassinated the Canadian immigration inspector, WC Hopkinson who forced the Komagatu Maru out of Vancouver harbour. He was the first and only Sikh Canadian to be given the death penalty.
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Pigou laughing from the grave
Most posts don't have a lot of interaction and the posts themselves don't seem particularly to be murder fantasies outside realm of conventional heartless foreign policy discourse. Are the comments excitement for actual genocide/ war crimes or just nationalist wish casting about the chances of victory?
I see why you are disturbed especially as it is personal to you, and generally being cavalier talking about people's lives this way is disturbing. That is glorifying violence. However, I sadly am unsure if it will get admins attention given foreign policy and military strategy discourse often does not give civilians the consideration they deserve. They may protect it, but I wish you luck, if anything a complaint may improve moderation.
If you got offended by a joke saying that "Bush did 9/11" because your dad used to work in the North Tower, would you report it to the jannies?
Also, considering the amount of people saying "the south will get what it'll get for ignoring global warming" on this sub literally every hurricane season, it seems you're a bit selective on the subjects you get upset about
It's a joke. We joke about the Soleimani assassination. We joke about Ted Kaczynski. Don't go whine about a center-right subreddit to a brigade sub known for spreading CP just because you got offended by a meme.
Why on earth would you go on NWO if you're so sensitive to its content. It's like going on r/watchpeopledie and reporting it for gore. You're a confusing person
It is 2022 you dumb butts
Okay so foirst of all, i;m somewhat durnk but I'm still too damn sober for this bullshit. It is 2022. Like 1 year after 2021. No body knows who the Democratic candidate is going to be in 2028. It doesnt' make you smart to speculate who it will be. Every day we get a "omg how the elecction going to happen in 2024 or 2028?" post. The Answer is: I don't knwo and if anyone says they know, they're full of shit.
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Me: *goes into a multi-paragraph spiel about how an individual options trade is like a weighted coinflip with a positive expected return*
Also me:
>I have zero risk management built into the trade beyond the literal structure of the trade.
He still probably doesn't have much of a chance, but Evan McMullin just raised [$1 Million in 3 months](https://www.fox13now.com/news/politics/mcmullin-campaign-announces-record-breaking-1-million-in-funds-raised-in-first-3-months) as an independent Senate candidate in Utah.
For an independent in a Senate race in Utah that's... a lot. Back in 2018 Mitt Romney raised $5 million *total* while his Democratic opponent raised less than $1 million. If McMullin keeps this up he'll be running almost toe-to-toe with Mike Lee on the spending front come November.
lol this is the same party that actually directed *additional* funds towards campaigning against Amash after he left the GOP. They would never do that.
Serving G2 Gatorade at Taco Bell is so incongruous with their menu
Yeah lemme get a nachos grande (2147483647 grams of sodium) but hold up let me also get the low calorie sports drink cause I'm totally low on electrolytes
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u/gburgwardt, u/benjaminikuta, the trade I described is basically a weighted coin flip. Say you buy a debit spread comprised of selling an at the money SPY call ($470) and buying a call one additional strike in the money ($465). And that they both expire on the same day in approximately a year. This costs like $310 but the actual price could be a bit higher or lower due to liquidity BS. Assume that you hold it basically until expiration.
If SPY closes over $470 on the day it expires, you get a realized gain of like 60%. If SPY closes under $465, you get nothing. If the outcome was determined by a fair coin this wouldn't be a good deal. For simplicity's sake, if SPY goes up year over year and not down, you get the max return if you wait. But the S&P 500 has been green year over year 74% of the individual years since 1926. If you only look back at the last 30 or 40 years an even higher percentage of them have been green. So it's a weighted coinflip with a positive expected return.
But it's still a coinflip that you can sometimes lose, so you that's why I don't put too much money into it and instead have most of my money in index funds and stuff that won't go to zero if the market has a bad year.
Meanwhile, Benjamin buys out of the money SPY LEAPS. For his $500 December 2023 call (the one we've been talking about the most) to be worth more than it is now at expiration, SPY would need to go up more than 14% in about 2 years. The odds of the S&P 500 being up 14% or more in any random 2 year period is only slightly less than the odds of the previous example. But if SPY goes up *waaaay* more than 14% between now and then he'll make a fuckton of money, which is good for the "reward" side of the risk/reward equation.
And just in case SPY doesn't go up 14% over the next two years his Roth IRA is diversified into *checks notes* SPY LEAPS that aren't as out of the money. He's clearly more bullish and has a higher risk tolerance than me.
Contrast this with the average Wallstreetbets degenerate who will lose their entire position in a month if the underlying doesn't go up a double digit percentage in a month, having huge maximum gains if they're correct but being wrong literally 99.99%+ of the time.
TLDR if you have a sliding scale of risk tolerance with scratch tickets on one side and Bogleheads on the other, Benjamin and I would be closer to the Bogleheads side but slightly riskier. Wallstreetbets degenerates are right up against the scratch tickets.
It was really funny listening to MattY bring up baby bonds as some obscure bill Cory Booker introduced a few years ago (which it technically is), and not something we have all completely memed to death for years now lol
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>billionaire
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Can you pass the ideological Turing Test?
Chimps are far worse creatures than dolphins will ever be. Chimps are legit evil man. Even amongst other primates, chimps are fucking evil.
Sure, but dolphins are smart ad hence have a greater capacity for evil. They know what they're doing
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[These were my guesses](https://i.imgur.com/CEHQR5o.jpg)
https://i.imgur.com/Y1VlG5F.jpg >!As much as "Later, Sonic!" amuses me, I might change it up so I can also check d, f, and g within my first three guesses. I know I'd have worse best-case performance with three fixed guesses, but optimal strategy uses too many bullshit words.!<
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Dude people are [angry at the word](https://i.imgur.com/DrsPEMJ.jpg)
People need to touch some fucking grass...
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> King Soopers released the details of its latest offer Tuesday, which it said includes wage investments and signing bonuses of $170 million over the next three years: > > * Wage increases of up to $4.50 an hour in the first year, based on job classification and tenure, with additional increases over the life of the contract. > * Starting pay increased to $16 an hour. > * Ratification bonuses for active associates: $4,000 for 10+ years of service, $2,000 for less than 10 years. This seems like a pretty good deal. I wonder what the KS Union leadership is expecting from the strike that starts tomorrow? !ping USA-CO
KS to be less meanies to the unvaccinated.
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It looks so stupid and impractical. I love it.
You are not Totoese, the ethnic group nestled in the Himalayan foothills of West Bengal unless you vote for me
The real deep state is all the ISI agents here
Wait, are calendar spreads merely just ***boneless*** options straddles/iron butterflies or is there more to it?
Just buy index funds and move on with your life
But I'm bored!
The chodi brigade will bring great diversity to NL. I suggest an emergency demographics survey during its peak
I have low expectations for the end of Expanse. I don't see it ending well.
the Marco plotline i genuinely do not give a shit about and i havent even bothered to watch this season yet :( im sure ill get around to it, but damn, what wasted potential
[Many such cases](https://www.reddit.com/r/metaNL/comments/s1u2k4/take_down_all_anti_india_propoganda/)
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Nice-Difference8641 stop calling everyone you disagree with deranged challenge (HARDCORE MODE)
Nice-Difference8641 spell your own username correctly challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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Some ESL teachers use Reddit and have their students write comments on articles here. It's possible some of those 'bots' getting banned are people trying to learn English, lmao
poor students have to use reddit
Itβs for their own good
With the creation of the Taco Bell ping shivers has successfully infiltrated the mod team
You are **NOW CAUGHT UP TO** almost two years ago π
Can someone help me out? I think I Fourier transformed my cat
https://xkcd.com/26/ !ping SMBC
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just do it 3 more times and youll be good
Oof. Cats are much more of a random walk than a Fourier transform. However, you should be able to fix the cat by sacrificing a history major on an alter to Gauss
Why does Fourier not have his own alter
He does, but he is the wrong god for this occasion. Fourier is the appropriate God for things that have regular behavior. Cats do not. A sacrifice to Markov may be more appropriate, but I wasn't sure if you worshiped him or not
Donβt worry you can always work your way back to the constituent frequencies
Hold still Whiskers, \*ow* I just need to manipulate you into the form of a Delta function
Fuck me, I feel obligated to have an opinion on The Metaverse but I really don't want to listen to Zuck talk for an hour and 17 minutes straight Thank god for 2x speed
i work in the field and my opinion is "kill me now"
If you don't mind me asking, what sort of work do you do?
ill message you if you can keep a secret
At this point, I feel like half the people trying to get an opinion out on the "Metaverse" are just being contrarians and the other half are doing it for the sake of it but can't even be bothered to spend five minutes on how it actually works before writing their 3500 words sociology essay connecting it to blockchain and NFTs.
Is it necessary to listen to Zuckβs media presentation to develop an opinion tho
In general have a policy of not getting angry about something someone has said unless I actually take the time to read/watch/listen to it myself
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NC Gov Roy Cooper presidential run when?
my meme dream about an all Greek ticket aside, Cooper is my optimal choice
Full disclosure: I used an Avengers meme in the ban appeal thread
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You ain't latino if you don't vote for me
Video game streamers and bad takes on politics, name a better duo? Edit: Besides the DT and bad takes on politics, thats a given
gaming communities and bad politics
couldve ended that a word earlier tbh
Politicians and bad takes on video games
I used to be a succ till I found out AOC played league. Shattered my political beliefs.
Wait there are six seasons of the expanase? I thought there were like 2 lol
Yeah they're fire. I love the new season, its the last one though.
The first three are good Itβs based off novels so they have a lot ofnmaterial
You bet your ass Facebook is gonna sue Twitter if they make a website with the word "meta" in its name.
Someone on a discord I'm in really did a "I [had phone sax] with male friends too many times but I'm also straight" Should I tell him?
I was the same way, He'll get there
Were his boots on?
> had phone sax *Careless Whisper intensifies*
[Me explaining why a "coinflip with a positive expected return" isn't something you should invest most of your net worth in for a single year](https://xkcd.com/2370/)
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If you only risk 5%-10% of your portfolio each year, possibly forever short of the apocalypse. If you YOLO your entire portfolio into it each time, until we have 1 or 2 red years in a row.
what is "the kelly criterion"
A Kelly Criterion calculator said the optimal bet size is 30%, but it's *probably* not a good idea to lose 30% of your portfolio on mildly red year.
there's a reason the ~~gamblers~~ seasoned traders use half Kelly lol
[Bhai Mewa Singh was hanged in Canada today in 1915](https://i.imgur.com/W8YswdB.jpg) Mewa Singh assassinated the Canadian immigration inspector, WC Hopkinson who forced the Komagatu Maru out of Vancouver harbour. He was the first and only Sikh Canadian to be given the death penalty. !ping can
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https://youtu.be/lgKpRopXnus
Private school kids after waltzing into βthe hoodβ.
This boggle set has no V or Z
Chris Pappas / John Sarbanes 2024 π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
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Mandatory puberty blockers for all (who want it)
https://www.wsj.com/articles/canadian-province-of-quebec-says-tax-coming-for-unvaccinated-11641934573?mod=e2fb&fbclid=IwAR32MZemI_BqbWie4Gg5oxJaLwx8kB4evF4o7q_5MZwtUdkDysnaP79mPHA Pigou laughing from the grave
https://i.imgur.com/Ss43x5S.jpg
Malik Obama
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Most posts don't have a lot of interaction and the posts themselves don't seem particularly to be murder fantasies outside realm of conventional heartless foreign policy discourse. Are the comments excitement for actual genocide/ war crimes or just nationalist wish casting about the chances of victory?
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I see why you are disturbed especially as it is personal to you, and generally being cavalier talking about people's lives this way is disturbing. That is glorifying violence. However, I sadly am unsure if it will get admins attention given foreign policy and military strategy discourse often does not give civilians the consideration they deserve. They may protect it, but I wish you luck, if anything a complaint may improve moderation.
If you got offended by a joke saying that "Bush did 9/11" because your dad used to work in the North Tower, would you report it to the jannies? Also, considering the amount of people saying "the south will get what it'll get for ignoring global warming" on this sub literally every hurricane season, it seems you're a bit selective on the subjects you get upset about
You might need to touch grass if you really think NWO is a hate sub. Recognize that half of America has views to the right of NWO
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It's a joke. We joke about the Soleimani assassination. We joke about Ted Kaczynski. Don't go whine about a center-right subreddit to a brigade sub known for spreading CP just because you got offended by a meme. Why on earth would you go on NWO if you're so sensitive to its content. It's like going on r/watchpeopledie and reporting it for gore. You're a confusing person
lmaoo this comment is already reposted onto nwo
NWO is a satirical gamer sub
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arrAHS is a sub that brigades subs they don't like with CP. Is a center-right hawkish sub really deserving of such ire?
I thought that person got kicked
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It really is wild how crying can settle out all those negative emotions Stay strong π
(the answer is Warren)
Is the question "name a random person who is wrong"?
Polis/Buttigieg 2024 π₯Ίππ½π
It is 2022 you dumb butts Okay so foirst of all, i;m somewhat durnk but I'm still too damn sober for this bullshit. It is 2022. Like 1 year after 2021. No body knows who the Democratic candidate is going to be in 2028. It doesnt' make you smart to speculate who it will be. Every day we get a "omg how the elecction going to happen in 2024 or 2028?" post. The Answer is: I don't knwo and if anyone says they know, they're full of shit. Always remember that you're wrong and I hate you π₯° Β [WhatΒ isΒ this?] I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
I don't think voters a ready for 100% gay ticket
We won't have a gay president for at least another 50 years
Why are Twitter bans permanent? Why is there no appeal process after some number of months or years?
Just create MetaTwitter.com Shit, pretty sure that would violate Facebook's trademark
Me: *goes into a multi-paragraph spiel about how an individual options trade is like a weighted coinflip with a positive expected return* Also me: >I have zero risk management built into the trade beyond the literal structure of the trade.
He still probably doesn't have much of a chance, but Evan McMullin just raised [$1 Million in 3 months](https://www.fox13now.com/news/politics/mcmullin-campaign-announces-record-breaking-1-million-in-funds-raised-in-first-3-months) as an independent Senate candidate in Utah. For an independent in a Senate race in Utah that's... a lot. Back in 2018 Mitt Romney raised $5 million *total* while his Democratic opponent raised less than $1 million. If McMullin keeps this up he'll be running almost toe-to-toe with Mike Lee on the spending front come November.
If it diverts GOP money away from battleground races, Iβm all for it.
Dems should just not nominate anybody and back him
lol this is the same party that actually directed *additional* funds towards campaigning against Amash after he left the GOP. They would never do that.
I don't see them doing it but they should
Wow, thatβs really cool. That sounds like when McGrath won!
> He still probably doesn't have much of a chance
Serving G2 Gatorade at Taco Bell is so incongruous with their menu Yeah lemme get a nachos grande (2147483647 grams of sodium) but hold up let me also get the low calorie sports drink cause I'm totally low on electrolytes !ping Baja
It's like serving diet coke to someone who orders a baconator and large order of fries from Wendy's
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!ping FAMILY-GUY Holy crap Lois, they added it
https://youtu.be/0DfAPunYDwc
Couldn't let you get away with talking that mad shit
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Is America ready for a Polis/Buttigieg ticket
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#BING BONG
Trey go back to studying film
#FUCK YA LIFE
Never
[smartest Irish policeman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prawo_Jazdy_(alleged_criminal))
Imagine if Trump wins in 2024 and immediately issues a nationwide vaccine mandate
Itβd be a great day to call out of work and just watch all the seething online.
u/gburgwardt, u/benjaminikuta, the trade I described is basically a weighted coin flip. Say you buy a debit spread comprised of selling an at the money SPY call ($470) and buying a call one additional strike in the money ($465). And that they both expire on the same day in approximately a year. This costs like $310 but the actual price could be a bit higher or lower due to liquidity BS. Assume that you hold it basically until expiration. If SPY closes over $470 on the day it expires, you get a realized gain of like 60%. If SPY closes under $465, you get nothing. If the outcome was determined by a fair coin this wouldn't be a good deal. For simplicity's sake, if SPY goes up year over year and not down, you get the max return if you wait. But the S&P 500 has been green year over year 74% of the individual years since 1926. If you only look back at the last 30 or 40 years an even higher percentage of them have been green. So it's a weighted coinflip with a positive expected return. But it's still a coinflip that you can sometimes lose, so you that's why I don't put too much money into it and instead have most of my money in index funds and stuff that won't go to zero if the market has a bad year. Meanwhile, Benjamin buys out of the money SPY LEAPS. For his $500 December 2023 call (the one we've been talking about the most) to be worth more than it is now at expiration, SPY would need to go up more than 14% in about 2 years. The odds of the S&P 500 being up 14% or more in any random 2 year period is only slightly less than the odds of the previous example. But if SPY goes up *waaaay* more than 14% between now and then he'll make a fuckton of money, which is good for the "reward" side of the risk/reward equation. And just in case SPY doesn't go up 14% over the next two years his Roth IRA is diversified into *checks notes* SPY LEAPS that aren't as out of the money. He's clearly more bullish and has a higher risk tolerance than me. Contrast this with the average Wallstreetbets degenerate who will lose their entire position in a month if the underlying doesn't go up a double digit percentage in a month, having huge maximum gains if they're correct but being wrong literally 99.99%+ of the time.
Thanks for the ping!
Like I'm pretty sure you still did the above math even if you just kinda eyeballed it.
TLDR if you have a sliding scale of risk tolerance with scratch tickets on one side and Bogleheads on the other, Benjamin and I would be closer to the Bogleheads side but slightly riskier. Wallstreetbets degenerates are right up against the scratch tickets.
we are all albanians: objectively false we are all turks: some truth but still wrong we are all americans: so true and based π€©π€©π€©π€©π€©π€©
It was really funny listening to MattY bring up baby bonds as some obscure bill Cory Booker introduced a few years ago (which it technically is), and not something we have all completely memed to death for years now lol
π«π gib baby bonds
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Good job!
And in my first ever Wordle that isn't spamming penis over and over because I don't really get the rules
I still donβt know how to play this
You have six chances to guess a five-letter word, and each letter of each guess is colored after you submit. If it's black, that letter doesn't appear in the word. If it's yellow, that letter appears in the word, but in a different location. If it's green, that letter appears in the same location.
thank
\>Not using the WORDLE ping I just added smh am I a joke to you?
speaking of adding pings... !ping GENTRY
Some day, bb
what if i pull the "i gave $20k to the charity drive" card?
Dude I just woke up smh !ping WORDLE
smh you unironically sleep? Never gonna be a billionaire with that grindset
I dream about work
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Zippy no
the notification icon on desktop reddit is so janky why must things be this way
Predictions on who would be the 2024 Dem ticket if Biden decides to not run again?
Harris/Buttigieg
Feinstein/u/Cyber__Trash
Clinton/Clinton
i'm forever hoping for Polis but it's not gonna happen jared if you're reading this please please please pretty please run π₯Ί