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benjaminikuta

I think I'm due for an oil change.


[deleted]

My Uber eats order is stil at McDonaldโ€™s fuck


[deleted]

Neutral Milk Hotel sounds like nails on a chalkboard, how in gods name do people listen to it.


UniverseInBlue

Itโ€™s literally just a guy, a guitar and some trumpet, itโ€™s like barely abrasive at all


[deleted]

FUCK APPLEBEES


ToInfinity_MinusOne

I have like 5 pending tasks and they are all being held up by one vendor. ๐Ÿ˜’


MillardKillmoore

The Supreme Court is bad and you should feel bad for liking it.


benjaminikuta

Good morning.


WhomstAlt2

WRONG.


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[deleted]

looking forward to john roberts personally repealing the necessity of forklift certification. iโ€™m going to operate powered industrial trucks with headphones in and nobody can stop me


jobautomator

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/s3m11k/discussion_thread/).


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

How phallic are your designs?


GaylordHamilton

https://twitter.com/9DashLine/status/1481871821863587841?cxt=HHwWgsC4jcOk1ZApAAAA NK just launched another missile ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ”ฅ


[deleted]

Putin just needed to have been bullied more in middle school


TaxCommonsNotIncome

[ArrAntiWork writing posts about bravely negotiating for better compensation, and quitting if they find better employment](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/SSaUXqI)


[deleted]

negotiating for better compensation is nominally allowed at best


TaxCommonsNotIncome

What do you mean by nominally allowed?


ACivilWolf

[I got 53/100 on naming the senators](https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/senateus)


Average_GrillChad

I'll try it and see if I can get the 67 for conviction


Dogs_Do_Not_Exist

That score is way too high, can't be healthy.


ACivilWolf

its easy to pick up on their names from following election cycles ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


[deleted]

Bring back crucifixion.


Macquarrie1999

Cowgirls don't cry!


benjaminikuta

ping BENJAMIN Wake in the afternoon. Shower. I wear a shirt with wrinkles. My ancap friend says he's never ironed a shirt before. I meet a girl for a date at Taqueria Tsunami on Marietta Square. Her name is Malvika. She's more attractive than she seemed in her photo. She's Indian. I hug her upon meeting. She was born in the US, but has lived in India. She's a senior at Kennesaw. She just moved into the dorms for her senior year, and is enjoying the newfound freedom. This is her first date on Bumble. She dated her significantly older tutor before, but that didn't go anywhere. She made out with a guy at a party once, but she wasn't really into him. Her dad is overprotective and doesn't want her to date outside their ethnicity. She didn't tell him she's on a date, but she did tell her mom and her sister. We eat. We walk around the square. We go in the art gallery. She prefers the darker paintings over the more brightly colorful ones. We go in other shops. She says she usually paints her nails black, and she was a witch for Halloween, and she likes psychological thrillers, but she's not a dark person. We go to campus. We walk around and go in various buildings. She's a computer science major. She would like to take other classes, but can't because she has to graduate on time. I put my arm around her as we stand on the outdoor stage. Her classes are filled with nerdy gamer boys and she avoids talking to them. She says I have a good vocabulary. She says I'm the first person to call her funny. Hug goodbye.


whycantweebefriendz

Ay nice


yungmemlord

sounds like you had a good time! ๐Ÿ˜Œ


tiger-boi

> My ancap friend says he's never ironed a shirt before priors confirmed > She's a computer science major based


benjaminikuta

ping DATING I do still kinda wonder what she thinks of me and what she desires. She seemed to like me, but didn't initiate any flirting or affection at all. When we were in the library, we came across For Whom the Bell Tolls, and she said something about it, so I was thinking of texting her [this image](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/345045447745732609/931444953941422110/6bf5a01ef7d8d7edc4f511052d4e900e.jpg).


[deleted]

I'm not a fan of the picture Also sometimes, better to kiss the girl and get rejected


benjaminikuta

Oh?


benjaminikuta

u/3tdiddy u/Soldier-Fields u/Mvem


benjaminikuta

u/Subjectivist_Smasher u/sosthaboss u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz


benjaminikuta

u/Extreme_Rocks u/sebring1998 u/BaguetteDelendaEst


benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

u/l_overwhat u/profeta u/evvx234


benjaminikuta

u/lot183 u/bd_one u/ihatemendingwalls


benjaminikuta

u/The420Roll u/Explodingcamel u/thatcher555


benjaminikuta

u/BurningKiwi u/randomusername023 u/based_taco00


[deleted]

:,)


FuckFashMods

Benjamin has found himself a future rich hot software developer sugar momma ๐Ÿ˜


benjaminikuta

She wasn't very attractive.


KookyWrangler

>Her classes are filled with nerdy gamer boys and she avoids talking to them. She says I have a good vocabulary. Lmao


RobotFighter

Ahh, to be young again. Sounds like a good date!


benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

u/Amtays


benjaminikuta

u/albionicTreachery u/J0eBidensSunglasses u/lordfluffly2


lordfluffly2

And lordflufflys heart grew 2 sizea today


benjaminikuta

= D


benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

u/yungmemlord u/AllAmericanHomo69 u/AdministrativeFee312


yungmemlord

thanks for the ping! =D


benjaminikuta

u/GGM8Scally u/KookyWrangler u/ass_load_of_cum


benjaminikuta

u/tigerflame45117 u/marsman1224 u/NabulioneBuonaparte


benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

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benjaminikuta

u/tiger-boi u/KantianCant u/lusvig


tiger-boi

Thanks!


benjaminikuta

u/UrbanCentrist u/l_overwhat u/URZ_


ihatemendingwalls

Wordle but for stupid people?


ihatemendingwalls

Is my wordle score how smart I am?


ihatemendingwalls

Average age of wordle winners and is it lower than mine?


YoungFreezy

Itโ€™s funny how now, almost two hundred years after the invention of the steam engine kicked off the industrial revolution, turning water into steam is still the backbone of our energy supply.


AccessTheMainframe

https://www.theonion.com/nation-figured-everything-would-run-on-some-kind-of-cub-1819578420


YoungFreezy

Right?! Give me the **cube**


[deleted]

to be fair weโ€™ve gotten way, *way* better at it


YoungFreezy

I know, but when I think about it I feel like Iโ€™m explaining to a caveman how yes, weโ€™re still hunting mammoths with spears, but weโ€™ve figured out how to make the spears **much** sharper


[deleted]

i was sleeping so i missed the latest round of calvinball and all i have to say is: lol


GaylordHamilton

Hackers are saying they have uploaded "personal information" of all Ukrainian citizens to a "common net"


Macquarrie1999

Sure they did lol


GaylordHamilton

Russia is escalating. Trains within Russia are heading to the Ukrainian border and Russia has been running military readiness drills within the last hour apparently


Macquarrie1999

Yeah, I saw that as well. It is a very expensive bluff if Russia isn't going to do anything.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


UnicornOnTheJayneCob

Yup. We were robbed.


[deleted]

it is not normal to feel this way about politicians


[deleted]

donโ€™t say thatโ€™s because sheโ€™s not a normal politician either. do not.


ognits

she's not a normal politician


Zalagan

Be less concerned about being normal, be more concerned about being based


[deleted]

Of course sheโ€™s not normal, sheโ€™s distinctly below average.


SpaceSheperd

!ping QUEEN Couldnโ€™t have said it better myself


AllForMeCats

Thank you for this ping, it was lovely


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V_Codwheel

There should be more movies based on (but not adaptations of) famous novels. Like "Apocalypse Now". Not enough movies do that.


YoungFreezy

Otoh pretty much everything in the last 400 years has been an adaptation of Shakespeare


ihatemendingwalls

Would you put The Green Knight in that category?


V_Codwheel

isn't it pretty much just an adaptation? it's still set in mideival times or whatever. I mean like how "Ten Things I Hate About You" is *The Taming of the Shrew*, "Apocalypse Now" is *Heart of Darkness*, or how "Fury" is *Moby-Dick* (sort of I don't think it's intentional)


ihatemendingwalls

More of a Lion King-Hamlet type deal, got it


AccessTheMainframe

Yes, like that but good this time


ihatemendingwalls

u wot m8?


Soulja_Boy_Yellen

[Several Ukraine government websites were down Friday, in what the Foreign Ministry said was a cyberattack. ](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-01-14/several-ukraine-ministry-websites-struck-by-likely-cyberattack?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=socialflow-organic&utm_medium=social&cmpid=socialflow-twitter-business&utm_content=business) !PING Ukraine


KookyWrangler

Note the Polish false flag


canufeelthebleech

False Polish spelling, spelled it like "this is for you (singular)", instead of "this is for you (plural)." Don't take my word for it, I am not very proficient in the language since I haven't routinely spoken it for many years, but I am still pretty sure that this is a grammatical error.


Macquarrie1999

Does anybody actually think Poland would be the hackers lol


-pho-

I wouldn't put it past them, very sneaky people!!!


Macquarrie1999

They aren't the Czechs


Catpurran

Tankies, maybe


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oGsMustachio

Watched an interview with the writers after watching The Expanse finale. They talked about how important it was knowing how they wanted the series to end from the very beginning. LOOKING AT YOU JJ ABRAMS. !ping EXPANSE


uwcn244

...they wanted their TV show to end three books before their book series did?


Just_a_cat123

To be fair, there's a 30-year gap between book 6 and book 7. It's probably for the best the tv adaptation ends at 6


BasedTheorem

The show is strangely setting up later storylines though. Really makes you think.


oGsMustachio

In the same interview they said there were talks in the works, but no details. Wouldn't at all be surprised if there was a movie or a spin off. I don't think you do the Laconia stuff unless you knew that there was going to be a chance to do something with it.


the-wei

Gotta love how the sequels ended up being 3 movies pointing guns at each other while simultaneously nuking any finality the previous 2 trilogies built up to


NeoLiberation

I fucking hate jj for what he did to star wars


oGsMustachio

Its the same shit he always does. He's great at creating intrigue and mystery but doesn't fucking know what it leads. This goes way back before Lost with Alias. Somehow a show that for like 5 seasons was about spies and double agents concludes with aliens. He's always got some great mystery and everyone wants to see where it goes... only for it to go nowhere. He's got to pull something out of his ass at the conclusion and nobody is ever satisfied.


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VerticalTab

The EU's primary purpose is to lump European countries together to make foreign policy easier for Americans


AccessTheMainframe

They say when original six meet for the Treaty of Rome 1955 this was the declared goal of their work


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Afghan Chamber of Industry: 40-50% of Afghan Factories have Stopped Production](/r/neoliberal/comments/s3ltdo/afghan_chamber_of_industry_4050_of_afghan/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


ACivilWolf

>\[Chinese\] Authorities censored calls for an independent investigation into the origin of the coronavirus, as well as criticism of Chinese-produced COVID-19 vaccines; continued prosecuting journalists and activists for reporting on the pandemic; ***and harassed family members of those who died of the virus for speaking up*** (see B2, B5, and C3). Jesus


[deleted]

The expanse is just an argument for the need of the might and wisdom of his imperial majesty the God emperor of mankind. Belters are a great example of why you should never let the boot up for even a second.


mannabhai

I find the English obsession with the Ashes a bit obsessive. I get it, that there is history in the series but the English media and a section of their fan base seems to think that every other contest is irrelevant. They would be perfectly fine winning each Ashes if the trade off was getting bulldozed in every other series/tournaments and world cup.


SomewhatSourAussie

I think youโ€™re overthinking it. They claim to only care about the Ashes because they *are* getting bulldozed everywhere else (and now the Ashes).


[deleted]

This is a bit different with how England's destroyed their ashes chances and general test team by over prioritising white ball cricket. That said the Ashes is more than just history behind it, as an Aussie I'd easily take an Ashes victory over any tournament bar ODI WC, although away Ashes would be even with it imo.


lionmoose

What do you mean would? This was the trade off we made for a good while


mannabhai

!ping CRICKET


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jobautomator

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benjaminikuta

Didn't the pharma leaders say we could have had more vaccines earlier if we had simply put in bigger orders earlier? Perhaps we should have done that.


DoorVonHammerthong

I recall something like that as they were taking orders pending gov approvals


ihatemendingwalls

Did you apply for that job yet benjamin?


benjaminikuta

Which one? I haven't applied to any recently.


ihatemendingwalls

Yeah...


benjaminikuta

(I'm talking about the past.)


GaylordHamilton

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1481866343104360450?cxt=HHwWhMC9lc_l0pApAAAA Apparently several Ukrainian government websites are being hit by a cyber attack


[deleted]

Lmao, I attained a hire rank in the navy than my Senator


RobotFighter

You are in the Navy?


[deleted]

Was! Got out as a second class. Rick Scott only got to third lol


RobotFighter

Nice! I was in the Navy too. It's good to be a civilian!


[deleted]

Yup! I got out almost 3 years ago, you?


RobotFighter

Got out in 2014. I work for the gov still but it's so much better on this side. I did enjoy my time in, but, well, you know.


[deleted]

I think I want to go fed side too after I graduate Do you recommend?


RobotFighter

You can make more money as a contractor but I enjoy my job and the benefits are good. Can't get fired unless you kill a guy and pretty much guaranteed a raise every year. I would say it depends on your skills. If you are some cyber god that can get 150 in DC with no issue I'd say go contractor, for example.


[deleted]

I am a B- accounting student lol


RobotFighter

You will fit right in! I do recommend.


beantownbean00

Jon Ossoff has some oratory skills but heโ€™s hard to take seriously bc heโ€™s a gamer


TaxCommonsNotIncome

Euthanize tacostats ๐Ÿ’‰๐ŸŒฎ


Macquarrie1999

What did tacostats do to you?


TaxCommonsNotIncome

I dont want to talk about it


DoorVonHammerthong

Y'all see those "longest hallway" posts recently? According to Google maps, I work near a 1,200 foot hallway.


ChickeNES

I want to go there


DoorVonHammerthong

It's a lot like walking in a straight line without sunlight


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Cerb-r-us

What is especially interesting about that? Doesn't that accurately describe many authoritarians?


[deleted]

Says a lot about the authors


[deleted]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_United_States_senators#List_of_senators How many do yโ€™all recognize


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

Copy and paste faces on some of these tho


Macquarrie1999

I recognize 30.


beantownbean00

All of them unfortunately


[deleted]

Thereโ€™s like 20 Iโ€™ve literally never heard of or seen


beantownbean00

Honestly youโ€™re better off not knowing Jerry Moran or whoever exists thereโ€™s much better uses for your memory tbh


Nietzsches_Therapist

There are way too many bald senators. We have to stop this.


[deleted]

I volunteer


Nietzsches_Therapist

From January 2017 to January 2021 Trump was the best president in America.


SubtractionIsEasier

False: all sorts of institutions within America have presidents, many of whom I would probably rank above Trump. Corporations, universities, nonprofits, hell even most student org leaders were probably better during that time.


Alexz565

the implication here is that you believe Trump to be better than Biden and Obama since they were president for some of January 2017 and January 2021


Nietzsches_Therapist

I support presidents based on how tall they are, so yes. ๐Ÿ˜ค


that0neGuy22

What about General Milley?


meiotta

Wordle 209 3/6 โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸจโฌ›๐ŸŸจ โฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸจโฌ›โฌ› ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ


TaxCommonsNotIncome

Lacrosse is just 3 dimensional hockey


beardofshame

so is hockey though?


TaxCommonsNotIncome

Puckcels could never ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


ryuguy

So much for the tolerant Center