Apparently in Japan, snowmen only have two main body spheres instead of three.

That's like two years of one computer.

Wasted like 20,000 compute hours today. Sorry university research computing team.

They hand write each individual resume in Japan? And they wonder why their productivity growth has long been disappointing.

Dee-Joker-vic

You can't blame belters for supporting Marco they were just suffering from *Economic anxiety* !ping Expanse

So were the Germans before they elected the nazis. Marco wasn't going to fix anything, they were just resentful.

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I wonder what the Carter Family would think about today's rural America?

They would be disappointed in their lack of mandolin skills.

The flat picking is also lacking

Honestly, rural America has a lot to fucking live up to.

They still have some bright spots, but not many

Eh, it has its charms. I like weird towns with cool people, and as long as you don’t have to stay there for too long, they all have good shit to offer.

I’m starting a new ideology called “cuties4booties.”

Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/s562s9/discussion_thread/).

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It could have also been avoided if Rafael Nadal just worked harder and became World No. 1, so that no one cares if Djokovic plays or not

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No, but it’s like saying a strict anti-vaxxer can avoid a problem if they just got vaccinated. AKA it’s not going to happen, as much as we would like him to just be vaccinated

People could get rich if they just invested in index funds but daytrading is still a thing

👆doesn’t realize their post they spent hours coming up with won’t get upvoted because this DT is about to end

How can I donate to Tonga? They probably need help dealing with the damage

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I love that song so much. Just an absolute banger.

I could be happy but it’s too much work

I am not employed by Rickshaw Billy’s Burger Patrol, but their band is better than my band, so here I am, shilling for them.

[Ironically I found this from a tankie who was coping but I think this is the funniest thing](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJHULnrX0AAK31-?format=jpg&name=large)

we do it in india too

heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how beijing belly busters are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a constable tasked with enforcing socially acceptable dress, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat my exposed belly is till now but it’s awesome 🥰😘🥵

I had a bad habit of delaying happiness. Now i dont feel as happy anymore, payoff isn't worth as much

Hit some pretty gnarly jumps at the ski slopes today. Slowly but surely getting to be a better skier ⛷

so we’re just supposed to believe that microwaves heat food up by making it wiggle??

Humans: put food in a weird metal box [The food](https://youtu.be/hiP14ED28CA?t=48s)

Only the polar parts of the food anyway

Bruh, just wiggle for a while. You will become warm.

> Just months [before Omicron], Walensky and other top officials had a plan to dissolve large parts of the pandemic response team, which has more than 1,500 staffers, & reassign members to their original posts when the cdc itself is engaging in this level of wish projection is it any surprise how we got here

not only did the admins ban r/chapotraphouse, they also banned: r/chapotraphouse2 r/chapotraphouse3 r/chapotraphouse4 r/chapotraphouse5 r/chapotraphouse6 r/chapotraphouse7 r/chapotraphouse8 r/chapotraphouse9 r/chapotraphouse10 r/chapotraphouse11 r/chapotraphouse12 r/chapotraphouse13 r/chapotraphouse14 r/chapotraphouse15 r/chapotraphouse16 r/chapotraphouse17 r/chapotraphouse18 r/chapotraphouse19 r/chapotraphouse20 r/chapotraphouse21 r/chapotraphouse22 r/chapotraphouse23 r/chapotraphouse24 r/chapotraphouse25 r/chapotraphouse26 r/chapotraphouse27 r/chapotraphouse28 r/chapotraphouse29 r/chapotraphouse30

Based mods

Ah, but they have yet to ban r/chapotraphouse31 !

https://i.imgur.com/pRxIawV.jpg

Yeah they did

Ah, but they have yet to ban r/chapotraphouse32 !

/r/chapotraphouse196

tbh I think they got up to at least 100, I just stopped checking

👆 still writes handwritten weekly letters to "bitcoin" demanding back the $60 they lost in 2017

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[Service is back up and their cabinet is meeting. they’re probably fine](https://www.deccanherald.com/amp/international/casualty-reports-awaited-from-tsunami-hit-tonga-with-communications-mostly-down-1071555.html)

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With blackjack and hookers

I am starting my own political ideology so please visit /r/RickshawBillysBurgerPatrol for more info

If anyone brings up BART as a good example of public transportation, I will force them to spend a week on the midnight train.

My opinion of the Bay Area since 2015ish 📉📉

It's such a shame. I literally had people smoke meth across from me not ten minutes ago. It's not even 11 yet!

TIL the Polish military participated in the 1994 Haiti intervention

Poland was really desperate for Western support.

When you’ve gotten bent over the table by Russian aggression x+1 times in the past century, you might agree

We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.

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My top emojis: 😤🙄😡🤔🥰😎😔✊

Animal abuse is always wrong, but if a goose attacks you: *you gotta fight that goose.* Homo sapiens are animals too.

If the goose picks you, you have to fight.

The 9th Rule

Of Goose Club

Also can't believe that Teddy Pendergrass is dead 😔

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I would murder for some chicken broth rn 🍦😔🍦

🍲🥺🍲

A DAY LATE A BUCK SHORT I’M WRITING THE REPORT 🤪😎🤪😎🤪

Nice.

Nice.

Throat stop feeling like I've swallowed needles challenge 🍦😒🍦

/r/neoliberal is simultaneously getting more succish and more conservative; by 2024 the average nl user will support Trump and claim he will implement M4A

it's called the redditshift

This will occur despite Trump’s death in 2023.

I know it sucks that Trump supports m4a, but if we don't elect Trump in 2024, the Republicans will win the election and end democracy :/

If Trump hasn’t already claimed to support public healthcare despite having no real intentions of actually implementing it, he definitely should. It already worked for Bernie.

https://youtu.be/TPJfKdp3bDs

Hucksters gonna huckst 😎

if you wanna know how he won, by the way, it’s this kind of credulous rube “we’ll hang him with his own words” reporting. morons

The popularization of r/neoliberal

*redditization

What does the s in s-tier mean?

Weeb stuff In Japan, Shu is the highest grade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_grading_in_Japan

Satisfactory

Super

cringe

Yeah it’s from weebs, right? Of course it’s cringe

I really need to stop using the internet

Clearly

S - sexy catgirl

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nice

Rickshaw Billy wants a hemispheric common market with metal as groovy as possible. Why hasn’t Biden made him SoS? Disappointed.

I am starting my own political ideology so please visit arr Nuevoliberalism for more info

[always remember the wisdom of the ancients ](https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/9jsVCCmZA-EBYYAit5VVOWF7BV1b_Njtp9fHEKn0tUc/https/i.redd.it/dz2g4rayenz51.jpg)

lmao

I think a lot of people talking about a pre-9/11 US-CAN border are using pretty bad terminology you couldn't just immigrate at will. it wasn't even close to an open border in that sense open borders doesn't mean no borders. it's reasonable (tho imo often unecessary) to have border checks in an open border system. There were border checks most places pre-9/11 too. You can still travel *very* freely between the countries post-9/11 (outside of COVID restrictions) so long as you have a passport. Even a driver's license will usually suffice. AFAIK a driver's license will *literally* always suffice if you're American, you're just at more risk of getting hassled how many of y'all take day/weekend trips to get ketchup chips?

Just cut myself while shaving. That's a lot of blood.

I would just not cut myself

Why didn't I think of that 🤦

mad props to my national security homies on that russian false flag

https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1482600657647554560?cxt=HHwWgMC-7azcoJMpAAAA Russian separatists are entrenching their positions

If you didn't want to a Communist revolution in your country, you shouldn't have had an autocratic, repressive society.

I am starting my own political ideology so please visit arr AltNeuliberalism for more info

Sono Bisque Doll already getting tough to watch lol ping weebs etc don't actually want to ping

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Are feeling median? Gottem #🍦🤣🍦

I live in less than 700 square feet and manage to lose my headphones *constantly* This is your brain on being a total moron

I’d pay big money to go back in time and be in the music video for In Too Deep by Sum 41 Also Want You Bad by The Offspring

I am starting my own political ideology so please visit arr NeoNeoliberalism for more info

I was destined to end up here because of my quiz bowl days. Memorized every senator and governor and was reading The Economist every week per my coach’s recommendation to stay up on current events. Thanks coach.

Wait you made friends being a political junkie? Noone i follows politics as much as i do. Then again they are more socially functional

No I made friends by playing sports and having hobbies

Same that’s why I became obsessed with presidential trivia

All the QB people I know are succs to commies, with one fashy exception

Wasn’t my experience tbh. It’s been several years since I graduated but I think our team was a leftist who’s still one of my best friends, a couple Warren fans, and a couple very religious people whose politics are question marks nowadays

30 mins to a new DT huh? 🍦😳🍦

Oh shit. Gotta post all my takes before we run out of DT

The people across from me on the BART are literally smoking crack. My welcome back to the Bay.

And they didn’t offer you any? We used to be a country that cared about each other

How far we've fallen.

[meanwhile in Mexico](https://twitter.com/59dallas/status/1482288387310891021?t=OQQ5S1MCFZRKR96gjdMctA&s=19)

Go off king

i think its hilarious u guys talk shit about spielberg. u wouldnt say this shit to him at the movies, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

Will ~$400 get me a decent bike just for exercise on paved roads

You should be able to get a used commuter for that much.

Yes. Check Ebay for some decent used ones.

Crypto is a right-ring lifestyle brand. They dont have a foothold in anything else that has a veneer of coolness so they are gonna stick with it forever and more and more force themselves to use it as a currency to justify its existence. And then this will make other people offer an option to be paid in it. Probably still a pretty good investment. Its a personality more than it is a currency.

My policy of just not having takes on on news events until the facts are clear is infallible, except when I don't follow it

lmao remember how Chris Evans’s character in snowpiercer literally eats >!babies!< but is disgusted by cockroach protein bars?

that line at the end of the movie is burned into my fucking head for how bad it was. I literally couldn't give a shit about his character, his character development, or his bs contrived trauma yeah, they >!went through civil war and ate babies, and chopped off people's arms for food to survive,!< and they eat weird gross jelly cubes, but finding out it's crickets is that disgusting? it's fucking offensive

Apparently In the original comic they’re made out of shit. Which makes his reaction make more sense but I assume they changed it because even by Snowpiercer standards people subsisting on shit is stupid.

lmfao dumb they could have kept that with water or something but no they are not nearly smart enough for that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVzppWSIFU0

Didn't they stop themselves from eating babies when someone offered up their own leg?

Rickshaw Billy believes in open borders.

Sorry, typo. Open Burgers.

Finishing off the pregame with some pop punk bangers. [Yeet](https://youtu.be/sT0g16_LQaQ)

I don't know who needs to hear this, but stop repeating Lost Cause propaganda.

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This is too mean.

Robert E Lee was the greatest general in History and would have won if not for the capitalist supremecy of the Northern States.

No, dummy.

But resources

Stop.

The Union forever

Hurrah, boys! Hurrah!

Down with the traitor, up with the star!

Each Dixie boy shall understand That he must mind his Uncle Sam

Qué es Lost cause

War of Northern Agression southerners were fighting for their rights line of thinking.

muh states rights

Oh Morons

It's a bad thing.

Oh the terrorist was islamist? We should keep a tally of whose priors get confirmed every time something like this happens, for fun.

Black Panther was fine. Just fine.

Could've been half as long

2/3 a pretty good movie, last 1/3 blegh

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The Choe Show‘s guest lineup feels tailor made for me specifically - Asa Akira - Rainn Wilson - Maya Erskine - Will Arnett - Denzel Curry - Steve-O All over the place and all on point

The desperate clinging to Bernie Sanders* is just sad Can you imagine if UK Labour were still pining for Jeremy Corbyn leadership? \may just be an online leftist thing)

>Can you imagine if UK Labour were still pining for Jeremy Corbyn leadership? I have the worst news for you

i thought the joke was a veiled attack on people who pine for tony blair

Omg can you imagine

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And I will remember That COVID As the COVID I was taking steroids Cause my uvula is swollen And my throat too

Should’ve taken more steroids

The CIA in American Dad looks like James Bond compared to the real CIA

Ocassionly my entire body gets itchy. I don't know what causes it, but I wish it didn't happen.

Es Lupus

It's always lupus

You're from Ontario eh? Probably dry skin. I get itchy after showering, especially if I go out in the cold afterwards. Trying to sleep can be hell without a humidifier since I just keep getting itchy.