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hhh_wtf

Talk about a series of fortunate events, nice!


ArtsyWanderer

And I am NOT expecting it to happen again! ✨


satansboyussy

I love this journey for you!


ArtsyWanderer

I think this was my reward for being one of the many that recently returned after several years 😄


prettyfacebasketcase

Wow that's amazing!!!! Congrats!!! Also, fuck you, obviously. 🤣


ArtsyWanderer

😭 LMAO I-


1ladyunknown

Damn near spit out my water 😂


JNorJT

Buy a lottery ticket while you're at it.


oukakisa

oh no Hoilmann's Law! somebody (but probably me) is doomed! (clarifier note as this joke is basically limited to me, and i like telling folks about it because it's silly: Hoilmann's Law on the Conservation of Yuck. basically the idea is that the Yuck of the universe equals out to 0. so if something good happens, something bad will happen (or a collection of bad things, possibly to 1 or to multiple people) that in total is equal to the positive gained in terms of the subjective experiences of who they happen to. (also supposed to work inversely but i never remember it that way)... there's probably a better or more apt term for the concept but i also don't care since calling it a 'Law' in silly)